July 17, 2009

POLICE ARREST SUSPECT IN NYC HIGH RISE SLAY

A beefy elevator operator was arrested at gunpoint this evening after cops matched his DNA to the body of a brutally murdered Manhattan cleaning woman, police said. Joseph Pabon, 25,...

NEW SUPERINTENDENT FOR DIST. 21

School District 21 has a new community superintendent. Following last month's retirement of Richard D'Auria, the district's longtime leader, a new administrator has been appointed. Ann Marie Lettieri-Baker marked her...

POSTAL SERVICE LOOKING TO COMPACT OPERATIONS TO SAVE MONEY

By the end of September, the United States Postal Service could begin making plans to close some of its offices in Brooklyn. USPS is currently evaluating stations and substations in...

FEDERAL GRANT AUGMENTS FUNDING FOR COMMUNITY CENTER

Right now, it's occupied by a vacant filling station. But, if all goes as planned, an October groundbreaking at the lot, 8711 18th Avenue, will lead to a spanking new...

DA WANTS TO HELP VETERANS

The Kings County District Attorney's office has signed onto a special program to help veterans who left a war zone only to find themselves in a new crisis. Under the...

Mulvey to make major league debut

You can now follow Beating the Bushes on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NYP_Bushes**********Kevin Mulvey, one of four players the Mets sent to Minnesota for Johan Santana in the 2007 offseason, was been called...

RBNY fans: We deserve better

Follow the Post's soccer coverage on Twitter!The beaten and humbled Red Bulls used words like cursed, frustrated and embarrassed to describe Thursday night's 3-1 loss to the Galaxy, the latest...

Warner Archive Sale

.The initial 150 titles offered in the innovative Warner Archive manufacturing on demand DVD program -- for more obscure vintage titles like "Private Lives'' -- are being offered on sale...

Mitre will start Tuesday vs. Orioles

APSergio Mitre will become the Yankees' No. 5 starter while Chien-Ming Wang is on the disabled list.Joe Girardi said the team plans to bring up Mitre and start the 28-year-old...

Maybe you can't see this now

On my way to "Kalkwerk" last night, I dropped by the Time Warner mall to check out the first musical "happening" in the Break Out in Song series. The concept...

AP SOURCE: OBAMA TO HOST APOLLO 11 ASTRONAUTS

President Barack Obama will host the Apollo 11 crew on Monday, the 40th anniversary of man's first landing on the moon. A senior administration official confirmed the plans to The...

U.S. faces Panama in Gold Cup quarters

Follow the U.S. through the Gold Cup on Twitter!PHILADELPHIA _ Between the U.S.' shocking run to the Confederations Cup final and the feud between David Beckham and Landon Donovan, soccer...

NEW YORK MAN PUTS DEAD MOTHER IN FREEZER

COLCHESTER -- An upstate New York man has admitted he stuffed his 98-year-old dead mother in a freezer so he could keep cashing her Social Security checks. Rosland Auslander pleased...

Game 89: Mets at Braves

(UPDATED: 6 P.M.) ATLANTA -- Mike Pelfrey goes for his eighth win of the season here tonight when the Mets face the Braves in a second game of a four-game...

CANDIDATES RAKE IN THE DOUGH

With less than two months remaining before the Democratic primary, City Council candidates throughout Brooklyn have been urging supporters to make their financial contributions as they enter the final stretch...

MUSLIM SCHOLAR NEVER ALLOWED TO SHOW HE HAD NO TERROR LINKS

A federal court said US officials were obligated to give a Muslim scholar a chance to show he was no supporter of terrorism before barring him from the country. Professor...

PROSECUTORS INVESTIGATE MADONNA STAGE COLLAPSE

MARSEILLE, France -- Prosecutors have opened a manslaughter investigation in the collapse of a stage being built for a weekend concert by Madonna that killed two people, an official said...

SPLITSVILLE FOR JANET JACKSON, BOYFRIEND

Janet Jackson is having one tough month. Jackson, 43, and her longtime boyfriend Jermaine Dupri have called it quits, reports US Weekly. "His friends are telling people it's over," a...

Abandon all hope

You have two more opportunities to see "Kalkwerk," directed by Krystian Lupa at John Jay College, and part of the Lincoln Center Festival: tonight and tomorrow evening. I encourage you...

Tiger misses cut at British Open

By MARK CANNIZZAROTURNBERRY, Scotland -- Tiger Woods' British Open week is finished and there are still two rounds to play in the tournament.In one of the most stunning turn of...

Cheetos Lip Balm

No, really.via Buzzfeed...

KIN OF SLAIN CLEANING LADY BEGIN INVESTIGATION

The family of a slain Manhattan cleaning woman is conducting its own investigation of her brutal death -- hiring a lawyer and a private detective agency to carry out the...

Notre Dame-Army at Yankee Stadium

By BEN WALKER, APNotre Dame and Army will play the first football game at the new Yankee Stadium next year, rekindling a tradition that took off after Knute Rockne's "Win...

TWO CITY JAIL CASHIERS ACCUSED OF STEALING

Two city Department of Correction cashiers have been charged with stealing $16,000 from inmates' commissary accounts, officials said today. City investigators said Sonia Figueroa, 47, and Jennifer Rodriguez, 23, forged...

"This is a hipster hotel"

Hear hear! Great mini-rant on the Daily Danny:Click through to read the whole post, love the bit about hipsters:

Tiger appears headed home early

By MARK CANNIZZAROTURNBERRY, Scotland -- What in the world is up with Tiger Woods?The world's No. 1 player, who came to Turnberry seeking his 15th major championship and fourth British...

FEDS ARREST MAN WHO ALLEGEDLY PROVIDED GUN USED TO KILL STEVE MCNAIR

WASHINGTON -- Federal agents have arrested a convicted murderer for allegedly providing the gun later used to kill ex-NFL quarterback Steve McNair. Adrian J. Gilliam Jr. was arrested by agents...

Tiger could miss Open cut

APTURNBERRY, Scotland -- Tiger Woods was one higher than the projected cut line after 10 holes today at the British Open.Woods came into the British Open as an overwhelming favorite...

Halladay's effect on AL East

The Toronto Star projects that if Roy Halladay stays with the Blue Jays, he will make 16 starts the remainder of the season, 11 against either the Yankees, Red Sox...

Rules That Should Be Broken

Just a reminder - I'm on Twitter. Hope you come follow me.Anyway, as everybody knows, the All-Star Game was this past week. And as everybody knows, the AL won to...

WOMAN FOUND STABBED TO DEATH IN BROOKLYN

A woman was found stabbed to death inside her Sunset Park apartment early this morning, police said. Police found the body of a 26-year-old woman, who has not been identified,...

STARBUCKS TO SELL BEER AND WINE

Talk about a morning buzz. Recession-hit Starbucks is going from being a coffee bar to a real bar under a new plan to add beer and wine to its menu...

BERNIE MADOFF AUDITOR PLEADS NOT GUILTY

Bernie Madoff's auditor pleaded not guilty today to securities fraud. Federal prosecutors in Manhattan claim accountant David Friehling rubber-stamped Madoff's books for 17 years without confirming their accuracy. He is...

BLOOMBERG RIPS ALBANY OVER MAYORAL CONTROL STALL

A fed-up Mayor Bloomberg unloaded on the state Senate today with verbal guns blazing, charging that legislators' excuses for not extending mayoral control of the city's school system was "total...

Devils sign D Cory Murphy

APDefenseman Cory Murphy signed a two-way contract with the Devils on Friday.Terms were not disclosed, but Murphy's salary will be determined by whether he plays for the Devils or one...

DA: 'FIGHT CLUB' DETONATER WAS PLANNING SECOND ATTACK

A "Fight Club"-obsessed Chelsea teen who was arrested for using the movie's message as an excuse to set off the Memorial Day blast outside a Starbucks on the Upper East...

COUNTESS JUST $5M RICHER

HARTFORD, Conn. -- She's no winner. The countess-versus-mogul divorce trial came to an end today with Marie Douglas-David only getting an extra $5 million than her original postnuptual agreement had...

Report: ID fraud for $850G prospect

SI.com reports a 16-year-old Dominican prospect the Yankees signed for $850,000 isn't, in fact, who he says he is.The report says the Yankees signed a player they thought was Damian...

Training camp schedule announced

From the JetsThe Jets officially open their 2009 training camp with two practices on July 31 at SUNY Cortland and will feature practices open to the public in three different...

Boozer in the hand

Starting in Las Vegas summer league, you can follow me with updates on Twitter.By MARC BERMANI've heard some fans wondering why would the Knicks want Carlos Boozer for one year....

JUDGE DISMISSES INSIDER TRADING CHARGES AGAINST MARK CUBAN

DALLAS -- A federal judge has dismissed an civil insider trading lawsuit against Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban. U.S. District Judge Sidney A. Fitzwater granted Cuban's motion Friday. Fitzwater gave...

Coverage in The Post

ATLANTA -- Those positive feelings from last weekend quickly went up in smoke here last night for the Mets, the result of a 5-3 loss to the Braves that started...

POPE LEAVES HOSPITAL AFTER SURGERY FOR BROKEN WRIST

AOSTA, Italy -- Doctors say Pope Benedict XVI will have to stay in a cast for a month after breaking his right wrist in a fall in his chalet while...

Will Depp Go From Playing Dillinger to Carol Channing?

Apparently playing John Dillinger in "Public Enemies'' wasn't enough of an acting challenge for Johnny Depp. "My dream role would be to play musical legend Carol Channing in a biopic...

DANCERS INTERRUPT RUSH HOUR

Hundreds of shoppers at the Time Warner Center in Columbus Circle received an unexpected show when a mix of professional and amateur dancers started belting out the song, "If My...

Box Office: Potter's Field

There is no real competition for hormonal Harry and pals this weekend, with last weekend's leader "Bruno'' in free fall, and Fox Searchlight cautiously opening the indie-inflected "(500) Days of...

WITNESS: LONG ISLAND RAIL ROAD ENGINEER LETS PASSENGER OPERATE TRAIN

That's some joyride! An LIRR engineer let a passenger take the helm of a double-decker city-bound train earlier this month, officials said. A witness to the July 2 incident -...

The Daily Whacks, Friday Edition

You can count me among the tweetin' Twitterers (or is that the Twitterin' tweeters?) now: http://twitter.com/MikeVacc*******It is officially a fair question to ask now:Would you rather get your heart broken,...

5 LONG ISLAND BOATERS RESCUED FROM SINKING VESSEL

YAPHANK -- Five Long Island boaters are back on dry land after being rescued from their sinking vessel. Suffolk County police say marine and aviation officers rescued the men from...

Turnberry turns on British Open players

By MARK CANNIZZAROTURNBERRY, Scotland _ Good morning from the Ayrshire Coast, where Turnberry sits hard by the Firth of Clyde and the winds have freshened for the second round after...

Is Digital The Future of Repertory Cinema?

Ira Deutchmann says that "getting a decent 35mm print has been difficult for a long time. The negatives of these films have been sitting in European vaults, and the cost...

3 UP: THE STEINBRENNERS, GIRARDI, O.PEREZ

Yes, I am on Twitter.1. In today's Post I wrote a column about the Yankees having more concerns financially under Hal Steinbrenner than they did when his dad, George, was...

Drama Mama: Carrying a 'Torch'

Need to look at something new after seeing "Harry Potter" three times over the weekend? Let Drama Mama help. Here's the best of scripted series this week:"Torchwood: Children of Earth"...

MIDSUMMER REPORT CARD: YANKEES

At times, the Yankees were the best team in baseball. Yet they dropped two of three to the lowly Nationals at home and can't beat the Red Sox anywhere. Now,...

YANKEES SPREAD HOPE AT THE STADIUM

To introduce HOPE Week (Helping Others Preserve & Excel) Yankees players will reach out to an individual family or organization worthy of recognition and support. All celebrations will culminate at...

MAJOR PRESSURE FOR TIGER MOUNTS ON OPEN LINKS

Tiger Woods' drive toward history has hit a bump in the fairway, much like the many ones he will encounter at Turnberry -- the site of this week's British Open....

FOR ANGLERS, BLUES AND BASS GALORE

THE summer season is in full swing for saltwater anglers with a number of species up for grabs along the north and south shores. Blues and bass offer nice top...

DONOVAN & BECKHAM BATTER BULLS

David Beckham made his MLS return last night at Giants Stadium against the Red Bulls, returned from his loan at AC Milan to a Galaxy team threatened by his feud...

CASSPI EXCITED TO FACE KNICKS

One way or another, Omri Casspi was facing the Knicks at the Garden this season. But he's happier to do it in Sacramento Kings' purple, not Maccabi Tel Aviv's yellow,...

FAMILIAR FAILURES LEAVE METS 7½ BACK

ATLANTA -- So much for picking up where they left off. The Mets opened the second half of the season looking a lot like they did in the dreary first...

FRANCOEUR SURVIVES REUNION NIGHT

ATLANTA -- Jeff Francoeur couldn't have looked more relieved last night as he stood in the Mets' clubhouse after a 5-3 loss to the Braves. It had been less than...

EX-GYM OWNER DENIES GIVING CLEMENS PEDS

HOUSTON -- A former gym owner in the Houston area says he never supplied Roger Clemens with performance-enhancing drugs and is looking forward to meeting with a grand jury investigating...

SPORTS SHORTS

MLB: Moyer, Howard lift Phillies Jamie Moyer (9-6) allowed one hit in seven innings, Ryan Howard became the fastest player to reach 200 homers and the Phillies extended their winning...

BECKHAM BIGGEST PHONY IN GALAXY

PERHAPS if Major League Soccer raised the team salary cap past the piddling $2.5 million that surrounds David Beckham largely with guys having two left feet, the upper deck at...

LANCE NEVER TIRES, STAYS IN 3RD

VITTEL, France -- Lance Armstrong remained in third place at the Tour de France yesterday, scrambling back to the main pack following a punctured tire with about 37 miles left....

SIRIUSLY, A GOOD DAY FOR RADIO

GIVEN that commercial radio the last 20-plus years has unapologetically aimed lower than it did the day before, a remarkable thing happened on Monday. Let's first back up to Thursday...

BOSS OPTIMISTIC ABOUT GETTING 7TH RING

The Boss wants a seventh World Series ring. In other years, George Steinbrenner wouldn't have been pleased being three games behind the Red Sox at the All-Star break and winless...

REFOCUSED DALY OFF TO QUICK START

TURNBERRY, Scotland -- John Daly's outfit yesterday was, as usual, loud. His maligned game, too, spoke volumes. Daly, wearing bright florescent green, shot an impressive opening-round 2-under 68 and is...

YANKEES NOT FULLY ARMED FOR PENNANT RACE

After losing ace Chien-Ming Wang a year ago in the middle of June, the Yankees promoted Dan Giese. Later, they took chances on Sidney Ponson and Carl "American Idle" Pavano...

HALLADAY TOO EXPENSIVE FOR YANKEES

THESE are not your father's Yankees. More important, they are not Hal Steinbrenner's father's Yankees any more either. The Yankees are not actively pursuing Roy Halladay -- nor do they...

FIXING POWER PLAY TOP JOB FOR RANGERS

SO, WHERE to begin with a power play that was ranked 29th overall in the NHL and doesn't appear to have appreciably improved thus far over the summer, unless you...

TIGER SEEMS TO BE IN A 'MAJOR' RUT

TURNBERRY, Scotland -- Tiger Woods often times spins things so positively, it makes you wonder if he's somehow related to Tony Robbins, the self-help guru. Woods clings to the see-no-evil,...

JIMENEZ GRABS EARLY OPEN LEAD

TURNBERRY, Scotland -- Miguel Angel Jimenez likes cigars, fast cars and wine. The colorful Spaniard is most recognized in golf for the ponytail he wears. But he would love to...

GIRARDI HAS NO TIME TO WASTE

THIS was a few weeks ago, minutes after another 11th-hour walk-off win at Yankee Stadium, and Joe Girardi looked as young as a rookie, sounded like the happiest man in...

OLD TOM FIRES 65 IN GRAND OPENING

TURNBERRY, Scotland -- As the morning sun burned the dew off the hallowed grounds at Turnberry yesterday, an old man by the sea was trying to make history. The 138th...

BELTRAN NO BETTER; MARTINEZ HAS SURGERY

ATLANTA -- Omar Minaya was the bearer of mostly bad news on the Mets' injury front yesterday Not only did the general manager reveal that outfielder Fernando Martinez will miss...

SOURCE: ROBINSON, LEE FEEL 'DISRESPECTED'

Restricted free agents David Lee and Nate Robinson have spoken to each other during the July free-agency period and feel "disrespected" by the Knicks' lack of urgency in retaining their...

HONDO'S CHIPS ON FISH

Hondo tipped his handicapper's cap yesterday to Anthony Affrunti, The Post's Puny Pony Picker, who sent Hondo to the Belmont winner's circle with Not Macho Any More in the second....

RILEY LAUDS FELLOW 'FAMER' VECSEY

It takes one to know one. Legendary NBA coach Pat Riley, currently president of the Heat, last year gained enshrinement into the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame in Springfield,...

BECKHAM A WINNER IN '09 DEBUT

David Beckham made his MLS return last night at Giants Stadium against the Red Bulls, returned from his loan at AC Milan to a Galaxy team threatened by his feud...

5 QUESTIONS FOR... JIM DUQUETTE

FORMER Mets GM and Sirius/ XM radio host Jim Duquette talked with The Post's Justin Terranova about the Yankees being built for a World Series, the possibility of the Mets...

OWNER: PLAN COULD MAKE MY BIZ $ICK

For grocer Paul Fernandez, a congressional plan to pay for health care by raising taxes will cost him so much bread he's not sure he'd be able to stay in...

MARRIOTT, RITZ-CARLTON HOTELS BOMBED IN INDONESIA

JAKARTA, Indonesia -- Suicide bombers posing as guests attacked American luxury hotels in Indonesia's capital and set off a pair of blasts Friday that killed eight people and wounded more...

WINEHOUSE SINGLE

Singer Amy Winehouse's two-year marriage to Blake Fielder-Civil officially ended yesterday when couple was granted a divorce at a hearing in London. The couple married in Miami in May 2007,...

THOMPSON ANGRY CITY LETTING METS $LIDE

As if the Mets didn't have enough problems, an audit found the team owes the city more than $2 million. Under the team's old Shea Stadium lease, the city got...

'FLAT TIRE' SLAY

A motivational speaker from Long Island who had pulled his car over on a gritty and desolate strip near the Triborough Bridge was stabbed and left to die -- ambushed,...

SCHOOL THE NEW COOL

In his first major speech on race since taking office, President Obama took center stage last night at the NAACP convention in Midtown and urged parents to encourage dreams in...

'CRAIGSLIST KILLER' BID NIXED

BOSTON -- A former medical student charged with killing a New York masseuse he met on Craigslist has lost his request for an investigation into media leaks he claimed may...

SWINE-SURGE FEAR

About three out of five Americans believe there will be widespread swine-flu cases this fall or winter, but most are not worried it will strike them or their family, according...

SPACE-SECRETS THIEF GUILTY

SANTA ANA, Calif. -- A Chinese-born engineer was convicted in federal court yesterday of stealing trade secrets critical to the US space program, in the nation's first economic-espionage trial. Dongfan...

HUBBY BUSTED IN CRUISE SLAY

SAN DIEGO -- A cruise-ship passenger was arrested yesterday morning for allegedly killing his wife days earlier during a trip to Mexico, authorities said. The man was arrested by FBI...

MADONNA CREW DEATH

Madonna offered prayers yesterday after a worker died when the stage being built for her concert in France collapsed. The unidentified stage-crew member was crushed yesterday when parts of the...

STATE STIMULUS CASH SITS IDLE

ALBANY -- Even as New York rushes to spend hundreds of millions in federal stimulus money for roads and bridges, billions more for education, energy conservation and criminal justice remain...

TEXTING BAN FOR DRIVERS

Keep your thumbs on the wheel! Albany lawmakers agreed yesterday to zap motorists for using any electronic devices -- including iPods -- while their cars are in motion. "The iPod...

WEIRD BUT TRUE

Cops in Bennington, Vt., nailed a guy for driving drunk after spotting the half-empty beer glass that he left on the trunk of his car as he pulled away from...

BITTERSWEET SYMPHONY

'THIS is not a love story," warns the omniscient narrator of "(500) Days of Summer," which opens with a breakup on Day 488 of what may well turn out to...

WEEKEND HOT PICKS IN ENTERTAINMENT

SHARK SHOW Upon first seeing the great white shark they'd soon have to hunt in Steven Spielberg's 1975 film "Jaws," Roy Scheider famously told Robert Shaw, "You're going to need...

Donovan & Becks batter Bulls

David Beckham made his MLS return last night at Giants Stadium against the Red Bulls, returned from his loan at AC Milan to a Galaxy team threatened by his feud...

YOUNG EMMY

NBC's "30 Rock" and AMC's "Mad Men" finished at the head of the class this year. When the Emmy nominations were announced yesterday, the two relatively young shows were at...

NJ KID'S BODY FOUND

PISCATAWAY, NJ -- Family members are preparing to lay to rest a 17-year-old boy from New Jersey who vanished from a pool hall in 2002. DNA tests showed Ben Maurer...

5 COPS SHOT IN NJ 'WAR'

Five cops were wounded -- two critically -- and a man-and-woman robbery team were shot dead in a furious, Wild West-style gunfight that sent bullets through walls and a door...

MENSCH GIVES $5M TO FELLOW MADOFF VICTIMS

Meet the anti-Madoff. A Massachusetts businessman and philanthropist who lost a fortune to Bernard Madoff has contributed $5 million to restore the retirement savings of his 60 employees that were...

HEAT ON SOTOMAYOR

WASHINGTON -- A firefighter who lost a discrimination suit over which Supreme Court nominee Judge Sonia Sotomayor presided slammed her ruling yesterday, saying it suggested people should be "reduced to...

'BISHOP' BUSTED AS LI PERV

A Long Island man who touts himself as a Roman Catholic bishop was busted yesterday for performing a sex act on a teen boy, cops said. Dennis McCormack, 41, of...

SI THUG BUSTED IN BAT ATTACK

Police have arrested a suspect in the baseball-bat beating of a Hispanic man by three white men on Staten Island last month. Joseph Sweeney, 23, of Staten Island's Oakwood section,...

'QUACK-HIRER' BUSTED ON $47M MEDICAID RAP

Six people were busted yesterday for allegedly running a 10-year scheme in Brooklyn that filed bogus health claims and ripped off Medicaid by more than $47 million, authorities announced yesterday....

ALTAR-NATE PLAN

Putting on her game face instead of a wedding gown, the jilted fiancée of NBA star Richard Jefferson partied with her gal pals on the day she'd dreamed of walking...

DC ALARM OVER FISCAL FITNESS

WASHINGTON -- Congress' top budget watchdog yesterday blasted a Democratic proposal to overhaul the health-care system by taxing the rich -- saying the measure would actually send the price tag...

'PHONY' WISER THAN U.

A career con man "who doesn't have any problem with lying" schemed his way into a high-paying job at a Bronx college -- where officials didn't do a background check...

TURNCOAT IS SERVED $2M PORK

Switching sides -- twice -- and holding up state government for a month apparently has its privileges. Double double-crossing Bronx Sen. Pedro Espada Jr .won $2 million in pork-barrel spending...

EVEN DAVE'S DOG IS 'SIC' OF ALBANY

ALBANY -- It was another do-nothing day at the state Capitol yesterday, but over at the Governor's Mansion, some real action took place. Gov. Paterson's dog attacked a state carpenter...

COUNTESS, COUNT YOUR WINNINGS!

HARTFORD, Conn. -- How Swede it is! She won't get her dream apartment -- a $16 million penthouse in Stockholm. She won't get the $1.5 million, 19th-century, diamond drop ear...

NO-CLASS SENATE'S NEW STALL

A bid to re-establish mayoral control over city schools broke down yesterday after a battle of words escalated between City Hall and Democratic senators who want to weaken Hizzoner's hold...

PRETTY-BOY MODEL IN ROB-SPREE BUST

From catwalk to perp walk. A pretty-boy Hugo Boss model -- who made headlines last year for being the boy toy of a 37-year-old teacher -- was charged yesterday with...

BRRRING US $$ FOR RINGTONES: MUSIC MAKERS

It may not be the Philharmonic in the park, but that theme from "Mission: Impossible" blaring from your cellphone is a public performance -- so pay up, a music trade...

CABBY IN RAPE PLEA

The hero-to-zero cabby who helped dump a baby at a Queens firehouse pleaded guilty to attempting to rape a passenger, authorities said yesterday. Klever Sailema attacked the 23-year-old woman --...

ROWE SUES E-MAIL PAL

Debbie Rowe filed a defamation suit yesterday against a supposed best pal who claims Michael Jackson's ex sent her an e-mail saying she didn't want custody of their two children....

'SLAY' GUY BROUGHT IN

Cops yesterday hauled in a Staten Island man in connection with last week's murder of a Manhattan cleaning woman in a downtown office building. Joseph Pabon, 25, who worked with...

MAN CLEARED IN FIT BEAUTY SLAY

Cops yesterday said they have interviewed and cleared the second of two men who accompanied a beautiful FIT student to a Queens party hours before she was murdered. Cops also...

WARHOL SALE IS BACKO

An Andy Warhol portrait of Michael Jackson is back on the auction block in the Hamptons. The Vered Gallery removed the painting from a sale that closed Sunday, but Janet...

POT-TER ACTOR PLEADS GUILTY

LONDON -- A teen member of the "Harry Potter" film cast pleaded guilty yesterday to illegally growing 10 cannabis plants at his mother's London home. Jamie Waylett, 19, who has...

SEARS TOWER IS RENAMED

CHICAGO -- The iconic Sears Tower has officially become the Willis Tower. The country's tallest building -- at 110 stories -- was renamed yesterday for the London-based insurance brokerage Willis...

ETHNIC FAT GAP

ATLANTA -- Nearly 36 percent of black Americans are obese -- a much higher rate than for other racial or ethnic groups -- and the gap exists in most states,...

FRANK MCCOURT DYING: BROTHER

"Angela's Ashes" author Frank McCourt is gravely ill with meningitis brought on by skin cancer, his brother said yesterday. Malachy McCourt said his brother, 78, was diagnosed with meningitis about...

MISS PIGGY'S WHINE

Brooke Astor's daughter-in-law cruelly scolded the socialite for wrecking her vacation as the 101-year-old lay writhing in pain after breaking her hip, Astor's ex-housekeeper told jurors yesterday. In some of...

NYPD DAILY BLOTTER

Manhattan A participant was arrested in a double shooting at a Greenwich Village burger joint, authorities said yesterday. Corey Williams, 30, was busted Sunday and charged with attempted murder in...

CARLA TO ROCK RADIO CITY

Ooh-la-la-la! Supermodel songbird Carla Bruni-Sarkozy is slated to perform at Radio City Music Hall tomorrow in her first concert since becoming France's first lady. She'll join an all-star group, including...

ELECTRIC $HOCKER

New Yorkers were ripped off when energy traders took advantage of poor management of the state's electric grid last year -- but consumers can't have their millions back, probers announced...

HARRY & LOUISE NOW PRO-REFORM

Harry and Louise are coming back to TV screens to talk about overhauling health care. But this time, they've switched sides. In the 1990s, the fictional middle-class couple -- played...

500G HEIST HITS ORLANDO

"Pirates of the Caribbean" star Orlando Bloom's timbers were shivered when Tinseltown brigands stole $500,000 in cash and jewels from his home, cops said yesterday. The 32-year-old actor was in...

JOBLESS 'DOUBLE' TROUBLE

The city's unemployment rate skyrocketed to 9.3 percent last month, with nearly twice as many people jobless compared with a year ago, according to new data. The bleak report from...

NEW BANDAGE SAVES THE DAY

A construction worker who accidentally sawed through part of his hand on Governors Island yesterday was saved by a medical patch that quickly stops bleeding -- the first time the...

SLUSH-$$ POL 'FESSES FRAUD

Disgraced ex-City Councilman Miguel Martinez pleaded guilty yesterday to federal corruption charges for pocketing $106,000 in taxpayer money earmarked for community organizations. In doing so, the upper Manhattan Democrat became...

ONE HULLUVA KID

LOS ANGELES -- A Southern California 17-year-old yesterday piloted his battered sailboat into Marina Del Rey -- completing a grueling 13-month voyage and becoming the youngest person to sail around...

BABES TO 'FAWN' OVER

These babies are "built for speed." That's what Scott Silver, the director of the Queens Zoo, said about three new pronghorn antelope fawns -- the smallest just 8 pounds --...

GIVE POLS SAME CARE THEY FORCE ON US

OVER the past few weeks, we've come to know the details of the administration's health "reform" plan. Call it whatever you like, this proposal is nothing more than government-run health...

BROADWAY

"BLITHE SPIRIT": **½ Angela Lansbury and Jayne Atkinson prevent director Michael Blakemore from completely smothering Noel Coward's comedy. Shubert Theatre, 225 W. 44th St.; 212-239-6200. Closes Sunday. "GOD OF CARNAGE":...

OFF-BROADWAY

"ARCHBISHOP SUPREME TARTUFFE": *** Andre De Shields delivers a wildly charismatic performance as the title character in the Classical Theater of Harlem's entertaining musical updating of Moliere. Clurman Theatre, 410...

POP, ROCK, FOLK

ALICIA WITT: The actress ("Law & Order: Criminal Intent," "88 Minutes") shows her talent as a singer/songwriter and award-winning classical pianist tonight at 11:30, with a celebration of her self-titled...

JAZZ

BIRDLAND: Saxophonist Leo Konitz, who played on Miles Davis' "Birth of Cool," plays with his quartet, featuring Paul Motian on drums. Wednesday through July 25 at 8:30 and 11:30 p.m....

CLASSICAL

BARGEMUSIC: Violinist Mark Peskanov, cellist Edward Arron and pianist Jeewon Park perform Brahms and more tomorrow at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 3 p.m. Fulton Ferry Landing; 718-624-2083. CLARK STUDIO...

DANCE

CHASE MANHATTAN PLAZA: As part of the River to River Festival, Jonah Bokaer and Judith Sanchez Ruiz present "Untitled Corner," performed in a space built by visual artist Daniel Arsham,...

FILM

BROOKLYN BRIDGE PARK: Ryan and Tatum O'Neal star in the 1973 comedy "Paper Moon," part of the park's summer film series "Movies With a View." 1 Main St., at Plymouth...

PREVIEWS

"ART OF MEMORY": Company SoGoNo presents this comedy about four librarians trying to find their way out of a fantastical library. 3LD Art & Technology Center, 80 Greenwich St.; 212-352-...

CONGRESS RIPS PAULSON'S $700B BAILOUT PLAN

Hank Paulson got a taste of Congress' own version of the bait-and-switch. The former Treasury secretary appeared yesterday on the hot seat before lawmakers, expecting to defend his controversial strong-arming...

DELPHI'S DIP LENDERS CLOSING IN ON A DEAL WITH GM

A group of creditors in auto-parts maker Delphi are close to reaching a deal with the company and its biggest supplier, General Motors, to buy it out of bankruptcy, a...

O'S BROKEN PROMISES

PRESIDENT Obama promises that "if you like your health plan, you can keep it," even after he reforms our health-care system. That's untrue. The bills now before Congress would force...

RATTNER WRAPS AT MAXIM

STEVE Rattner, who earlier this week stepped down as President Obama's car czar, has now also formally lost his grip on lad magazine Maxim after two tortuous years of ownership....

HOT TIP HELPED FEDS NAB TZOLOV

A former Wall Street broker who fled to the southern coast of Spain to avoid facing trial for fraud allegedly traveled with two bulky bodyguards and used multiple aliases while...

BUSINESS BRIEFS

IBM earns IBM said second-quarter rose 12 percent to $3.1 bil lion, or $2.32 a share, from $2.77 billion, or $1.97, and it raised its full-year earn ings forecast. IBM...

PORSCHE ROLE IN VW DEAL

Porsche SE refused to cede victory to Volkswagen in a test of wills over who will control the automotive juggernaut the German carmakers aim to forge. Dismissing reports that Porsche's...

ELECTRI INTERNATIONAL SUES KROLL ASSOCIATES

An investor that lost millions at the hands of accused Texas Ponzi schemer R. Allen Stanford has sued one of the country's most influential security firms for giving Stanford's operation...

GOOGLE EARNINGS ARE DISAPPOINTING

Google's second-quarter results met expectations, but there were no fireworks to excite investors. Although revenue grew 3 percent and was roughly in line with analysts' estimates, expectations were running higher...

JAMIE DIMON SEEN AS SUITOR FOR APPAREL-TIED CIT GROUP

With their biggest lender facing bankruptcy, New York's cash-strapped fashion labels are praying for an unlikely savior: Jamie Dimon. Seventh Avenue's fashionistas and financiers fear the worst as commercial-lending giant...

SICK 'REFORM'

New clues emerged yesterday show ing just how much damage the Democrats' health-care plans will do to America's economy. (Warning: This subject may make you, uh, sick -- and good...

A LESS-THAN-RINGING ENDORSEMENT

"What, exactly, the public advocate's office does for the city of New York is not particularly clear. Nonetheless, this decision gives the candidates access to upwards of $1 million of...

PRIORITY NO. 1: PORK, OF COURSE

After weeks of tumultuous uproar and bitter partisan wrangling, state senators finally got their act together -- and agreed on how to divvy up $85 million in special-interest pork spending....

EMERISQUE LENDERS DELAYING DEAL TO SAVE HARTMARX

A deal to sell Hartmarx -- the bankrupt suitmaker for President Obama -- has faced delays as the Chicago company's buyer has scrambled to secure financing, sources told The Post....

NEW RULES FOR S &P ANALYSTS

Standard & Poor's said it will rotate analysts through different assignments and may tie their compensation to ratings performance as it seeks to restore confidence in their system of grading...

VIDEO GAME SALES DROPPED

Squeezed by the economic downturn, US retail sales of video games dropped sharply in June, the largest year-over-year decline the industry has seen in nearly nine years. Market researcher NPD...

CAN'T FLY, WON'T DIE

WITH a price tag above $350 million per plane, the F-22 fighter requires at least 30 hours of maintenance for every hour it flies. (Insider scuttlebutt insists it actually needs...

CONGRESS V. THE CIA: MAKING AMERICA UNSAFE

THE ISSUE: A CIA plan to kill Osama bin Laden and whether Congress should have been told. *** The president proves again just how weak and pathetic the Democrats are...

A BLEEDING HEART TO 'FIGHT' TERROR

IF you were hiring a lawyer to help pro tect Americans from terrorists, you likely wouldn't choose a left-wing ac tivist who's been a champion of the killers held at...

Facebook faulted on privacy protection

The popular social networking site Facebook is not doing enough to protect the personal information it gets from subscribers, and it gives users confusing and incomplete information about privacy matters,...

LEAK FROM TWITTER HAS PROFIT, STRATEGY

Twitter's days as a Silicon Valley startup with no revenue or business model are coming to an end -- or not. Just a few months ago, the company expected to...

JPMORGAN LOAN LOSSES HIT PROFIT

JPMorgan Chase & Co. posted record net revenue, driven by stellar investment banking results, but rising loan losses continue to eat into profits. The bank's second-quarter profit rose 36 percent...

PANEL EYES SAY ON EXECUTIVE PAY

Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass.), chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, told reporters yesterday that his panel will write and possibly vote in the last week of July on legislation...

MARKETS' STREAK BEST IN 6 WKS.

US stocks rose for a fourth day, the longest streak in six weeks, as economist Nouriel Roubini said the worst of the financial crisis is over and the recession will...

OFF JACKSON AVENUE

IF there really are 8 million sto ries in the naked city, you'd think that writer-director John-Luke Montias would have come up with more convincing scenarios for his Queens-based movie...

DEATH IN LOVE

HOLOCAUST porn in the tradition of "The Reader," Boaz Yakin's ultra-pretentious and loathsome "Death in Love" opens by cutting between sex and stomach-churning footage of concentration camp experiments. A young...

THE WAY WE GET BY

'THE Way We Get By" is an often poignant profile of three old people who work as airport greeters for troops returning from and departing to Iraq and Afghanistan. The...

DIED YOUNG, STAYED PRETTY

'IT'S the purest form of art that our culture has," somebody says of rock posters in the amusing documentary "Died Young, Stayed Pretty." And he might be right. Director-producer-lenser-editor Eileen...

A WHOLE NEW BALLOT GAME

THEATER critics and reporters, generally a pretty docile lot, are throwing a hissy fit because they've been stripped of their Tony voter status. "This is the most absurd decision ever...

TORI JOINS KATHIE LEE

CALL it synergy -- NBC style. Tori Spelling, who stars in Oxygen's reality show, "Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood," will co-host the 10 a.m. hour of "Today" next Monday...

'SIMPSONS' MAKE YOU FAT

WATCHING Homer Simpson scarf donuts and Duff beer makes you crave food, too. A study found that boys who tune in to "The Simpsons" while eating pizza ate more --...

WOMAN'S WARTIME HELL

LET'S hear it for Nina Hoss. The German ac tress impressed with her work in "Yella" and "Jerichow," both of which received releases here. Now Hoss is back with another...

STARR REPORT

Six of one . . . Call it a draw: David Let terman's "Late Show" beat Conan O'Brien's "Tonight Show" in total viewers last week with its largest margin since...

FILM PRINT GIVES WAY TO DIGITAL GLINT

SYMPHONY Space is presenting a classic film series with a new twist -- instead of being projected on 35mm film, the movies are being presented in a high-definition digital video...

BIT O' FRINGE JUST BEFORE EDINBURGH

JETTING to Scotland next month for the Edinburgh Festival Fringe? Better pack some Valium with your NoDoz -- you've got 2,098 shows to choose from, and three weeks to see...

THIS MUSICIAN'S ON THE CUTTING EDGE

SHE came, she sawed, she conquered. At least that's the plan for Natalia Paruz, who'll gather a passel of saw players tomorrow in Queens, attempting to get into the Guinness...

FRIENDS IN FAUX PLACES

A trio of women juggles boyfriends and careers, ups and downs over three decades. Through it all, their friendship endures. Welcome to the sisterhood of the time-traveling pants! Starting with...

FESTIVAL OF FINALES GLIMPSES OUR END

REPENT, for the end is near. And what better way to mark the demise of civilization than partying with a bunch of Williamsburg hipsters? Actually, the world isn't really going...

MISCHA MESS KILLS SUSPENSE

IF we can agree on anything in this great divided land of ours, it's this: Mischa Barton can't act. TODAY'S PAGE SIX: Mischa Lands in Psych Ward I present Exhibits...

GAME O-VER?

MEMO to Oprah Winfrey: Your slip is showing. TV's reigning queen is losing viewers at a rate that hasn't been seen since "The Oprah Winfrey Show" was launched 23 years...

FAIRS, FESTS, ETC...

BROADWAY MOVIE DAY FESTIVAL: A street fair on Broadway between 47th and 57th streets, Sunday from 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. EAST SIDE SUMMER FESTIVAL: Vendors will sell food, refreshments...

COMEDIAN TALKS 'DAVE HILL EXPLOSION'

Musician and comedian Dave Hill hosts the monthly Upright Citizens Brigade stage show "The Dave Hill Explosion" in New York with special celebrity guests like public radio's swoony, bespectacled Ira...

OLD WIDOW CLEARED IN DOC DEATH

Maybe she wasn't a wicked stepmom after all. An elderly woman accused by her stepchildren of knocking off their father to seize control of his millions didn't kill the man,...

LIGHTNING STRIKE!

A Brooklyn man was struck by lightning yesterday -- his body tossed into the air and his clothes shredded on his body -- when a ferocious storm whipped across a...

PA. MAN KILLED OUTSIDE BALLPARK

PHILADELPHIA -- A man attending a bachelor party at a bar next to the Phillies' ballpark was beaten to death during a melee with other patrons. The fight broke out...

DECOMPOSING VET WAS ALIVE IN APRIL: POLICE

A Vietnam vet found dead and badly decomposed Saturday in his garbage-strewn Brooklyn apartment after neighbors repeatedly complained of a foul smell was alive as recently as April, cops revealed...

Making 'em power rangers

SO, WHERE to begin with a power play that was ranked 29th overall in the NHL and doesn't appear to have appreciably improved thus far over the summer, unless you...

JONES, BRAVES BEAT METS 5-3

Chipper Jones drove in the go-ahead run in the seventh inning and the Atlanta Braves prevailed in the matchup of bullpens in a 5-3 victory over the New York Mets...

6 DEAD, 29 INJURED IN INDONESIAN BLASTS

A pair of powerful bombs exploded at two luxury hotels in an upscale Jakarta business district Friday, killing 6 and wounding at least 29, officials said. The blasts at the...

OBAMA: CIVIL RIGHTS LEADERS PAVED WAY FOR HIM

President Barack Obama on Thursday traced his historic rise to power to the vigor and valor of black civil rights leaders, telling the NAACP that their sacrifice "began the journey...

Don't blame Beckham: MLS knew what he was when they got him

David Beckham made his MLS return tonight against the woeful Red Bulls at Giants Stadium, returned from his loan to AC Milan to a Galaxy team split by his feud...

TRAGIC B'KLYN SLAY-BY-COP MAY HAVE BEEN CAUGHT ON TAPE

The shooting of a Brooklyn man killed after he stumbled on an undercover police drug sting was seen by a witness who came forward -- and could have been recorded...