Hondo posted a modest gain last night when he tossed a splitter with Sox and Sawx to bump the earnings up to 95 berenyis.
Today, he expects Looper to be super at Wrigley — 10 units on the Brewskis. Also, he’ll throw another 10 at the Metamucils, because they seem like regu lar guys.
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Mark Sanford has taken the fam to Florida for the holiday weekend. That should be a laugh a minute as the sniveling luv guv tortures the wife and kids with three days of pining for his soul mate … Con grats are in order for Mississippi, which for the fifth straight year leads the nation in fat people per cap ita. The Mississippians’ reign of supremacy likely is attributable to the fact they still haven’t learned about the harmful effects of obesity because they’re also No. 1 in illiteracy … Happy Fourth! May the Gruccis be with you.
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