Dave Letterman already told you he is a married man. Now the “Late Show” host wants to tell you why. Watch the Top Ten Reasons Dave Got Married below, or read them after the jump.
Top Ten Reasons Dave Got Married
10. Poconos offers newlyweds free room with champagne-glass Jacuzzi
9. If I’m gonna catch Larry King, I’d better get going
8. Still drunk from St. Patty’s, duuuuuuude!
7. She needed a green card
6. When you’re my age and look like I do, if someone says they’ll marry you, ya do it
5. Don’t have to listen to any more crap from that quack Dr. Phil
4. I finally fit into my dream dress!
3. Free cake
2. Got tired of waiting for Paris Hilton
1. Figured at the least we’d get a mediocre Top Ten out of it