March 19, 2009

Mass Effect 2 - squeeeeeee!!!!!!!11!!!!

I cannot freakin' believe I missed posting this the second EA announced it on Tuesday...Mass Effect 2 has been confirmed! That's the good news. The bad news is that it's...

Here and there

PORT ST. LUCIE -- Assorted news and notes after Mike Pelfrey used his new front-door sinker to dominate the Astros for six innings of a 12-1 Grapefruit League rout here...

RINGLING BROS. MAY PITCH TENT ON CONEY ISLAND

The world-famous Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey circus is looking to pitch their Big Top in Coney Island this summer a move that would provide much needed adrenaline for...

REPUTED MS-13 GANG MEMBER CHARGED IN FLUSHING DRIVE-BY SHOOTING

Two men, including the reputed New York leader of the ferocious MS-13 gang, were arraigned in Brooklyn federal court Thursday in the murder of Flushing-native Maurice Parker, who was gunned...

Looking at Matchday 1: Red Bull-Sounders

With Carlos Johnson and Alfredo Pacheco signed, the Red Bulls' offseason overhaul is complete, just hours before tonight's 9 p.m. opener at Seattle. But they spent the entire offseason building...

UCONN THRASHES NO. 16 CHATTANOOGA

With their coach in the hospital, A.J. Price and Hasheem Thabeet scored 20 points apiece to lead top-seeded Connecticut to a 103-47 rout over Chattanooga on Thursday for its first...

GOV: DEM SENATE HAS NO MTA PLAN

Democratic Senate leaders have no feasible plan to deal with the MTA's gaping $1.2 billion shortfall, and "don't want to make the tough decisions" to fix the problem, Gov. Paterson...

BRONX COURTHOUSE SHUT DOWN

The chief administrative judge of the Bronx Hall of Justice closed the the new, but problem-plagued courthouse this afternoon when a huge pane splintered into a spiderweb pattern, threatening the...

Pelfrey looking like an ace

PORT ST. LUCIE -- Mike Pelfrey drew raves today for his six innings of one-run ball here against the Astros, with Jerry Manuel saying the big right-hander has ace-like stuff....

Schneider likely back Sunday

PORT ST. LUCIE -- Jerry Manuel said after today's 12-1 Grapefruit League rout of the Astros that catcher Brian Schneider is expected back in the lineup Sunday here against the...

STATE APPROVES SCALED-DOWN JAVITS MAKEOVER

Once hailed as the most important job-generating project in New York, a dramatically scaled down plan to expand the Javits Convention Center was approved today by state officials who slashed...

MS-13 LEADER DRAGGED TO COURT TO FACE MURDER CHARGE

First, the reputed head of a violent street gang had to be handcuffed and hauled into a Brooklyn courtroom in a wheelchair after refusing to show up to face charges...

RBNY ink Alfredo Pacheco, Carlos Johnson; Pacheco not available for 2 weeks

Red Bull New York has signed fullbacks Carlos Johnson and Alfredo Pacheco. The latter won't be available for tonight's season-opener at Seattle (9 p.m. ESPN2), but Johnson will be and...

Turn-around Talk

The Rangers have lately been playing better. They're currently in a playoff spot. All it takes for the talk of a turn-around is the slightest evidence there may be one....

HOUSE PASSES BILL TO TAX BONUSES FROM BAILED-OUT BANKS

WASHINGTON Acting swiftly, the Democratic-led House approved a bill Thursday to slap punishing taxes on big employee bonuses at firms bailed out by taxpayers. The bill would impose a 90...

Wagner, Mets disagree on rehab

PORT ST. LUCIE -- My colleague Mark Hale has an interesting story in today's print edition of The Post about the ongoing disagreement between Billy Wagner and the Mets about...

HUBBY: COUNTESSA'S BEEN COLLECTING FOR A LONG TIME

The former CEO whose Swedish countess wife is trying to wriggle out of their $36 million post-nuptial agreement said she's already collected millions from the deal. Testifying on Day 2...

ARREST WARRANTS ISSUED FOR 'GOODFELLA' HENRY HILL

Look who was trying to be a funny guy. Mobster-turned-FBI informant Henry Hill, whose life inspired the 1989 hit movie "Goodfellas," is wanted in California for failing to appear in...

TEENS CHARGED AFTER ALLEGEDLY SETTING CAT ON FIRE

Prosecutors say two teens have been charged with animal cruelty. They're accused of breaking into a vacant apartment in Brooklyn and setting a cat on fire. The Brooklyn district attorney's...

SEAN BELL STREET RENAMING VOTE DELAYED

Sean Bell's family will have to wait a little longer before they can get approval to rename the Jamaica street where the 23-year-old bridegroom was killed in a 50-shot barrage...

MTA PLANS MONDAY VOTE ON FARE HIKES, SERVICE CUTS

A Metropolitan Transportation Authority committee is set to vote Monday to approve what has been called a doomsday plan of severe service cuts and fare hikes for Queens and the...

DUKE COACH SLAM DUNKS OBAMA OVER NCAA PICKS

Here's one basketball coach who isn't afraid to go one-on-one with President Obama. The Duke men's basketball coach slam dunked the president yesterday for filling out an NCAA Tournament bracket...

QUESTIONS RAISED ABOUT AIG BONUS BILL'S LEGALITY

WASHINGTON -- Democrats are rushing through a legally questionable tax on employee bonuses from bailed-out firms to paper over the failure of the Obama administration and key lawmakers to stop...

STRONG EARTHQUAKE OFF TONGA COAST PROMPTS TSUNAMI WARNINGS

NUKU'ALOFA, Tonga -- A strong 7.9-magnitude earthquake struck Friday near Tonga, generating a tsunami with the potential of striking coastlines in the South Pacific, officials said. There were no immediate...

The Carloses talk WBC, Mets

PORT ST. LUCIE -- Here is video I shot this morning of Carlos Delgado and Carlos Beltran discussing their experiences for Puerto Rico in the World Baseball Classic and their...

The Daily Whacks, Thursday Edition

An abbreviated package of Whackages today, so we can settle in for the first day of the NCAA Tournament, the day that's really America's secular high holiday. Yes, people have...

AUTO SUPPLIERS GETTING $5B BUMP

WASHINGTON The Associated Press has learned that the Obama administration plans to provide $5 billion to troubled auto suppliers who are linked to Detroit's automakers. Three officials with knowledge of...

AIG GAVE $100K TO NEW YORK DEMOCRATS

ALBANY, N.Y New York campaign finance records show American International Group donated $100,000 to the state Democratic Committee just before Democratic Gov. David Paterson and his insurance superintendent launched marathon...

DEALS: Summer @ The Joule for $169

We like our gothic like we like our conservatives: "neo", and situated a trillion galaxies away out in Texas. Oh we kid the whilom president. But just take a gander...

NEW JERSEY MAY BAN BRAZILIAN WAXING

The Garden State may be extra lush this summer. New Jersey officials have proposed a ban on "Brazilian" bikini waxes, claiming the extreme grooming risky as well as risqué. Two...

NEW CHARLES MANSON PHOTO RELEASED

LOS ANGELES -- California corrections officials have released a new photograph of convicted mass murderer Charles Manson, who is now bald with a thick gray beard. The photo of the...

RICHARDSON DIED FROM 'BLUNT HEAD IMPACT'

Tony Award-winning actress Natasha Richardson died from "blunt impact" to the head, according to an autopsy released this afternoon. Richardson died Wednesday after falling on a ski slope in Canada....

Grapefruit: Astros at Mets

PORT ST. LUCIE -- The Mets' lineup is ready for Mike Pelfrey's start here today against the Astros in Grapefruit League action. It is Pelfrey's second outing since he returned...

FORMER HEVESI STAFFERS BUSTED IN PENSION FUND SCAM

ALBANY - A longtime Democratic consultant to former state Comptroller Alan Hevesi is one of two men indicted today on a pay-to-play kickback scheme involving the state pension fund, officials...

MADOFF LAWYER: SCAMMER NOT A 'FLIGHT RISK'

The lawyer for self-confessed scammer Bernie Madoff asked a federal appeals court this morning to let his client stay out of jail until he is sentenced in June. Ira Sorkin...

Cannes: Pixar's 'Up' Opens Fest

Pixar and Pete Docter's "Up'' will open the Cannes Film Festival, organizers announced today. Though Cannes has shown any number of animated films -- DreamWorks' "Kung Fu Panda'' and "Waltz...

INCEST DAD SENTENCED TO PRISON FOR LIFE

ST. POELTEN, Austria Josef Fritzl was sentenced to life in a psychiatric ward Thursday for one of Austria's most notorious crimes: Locking his daughter in a dungeon for 24 years,...

Schneider out with calf strain

PORT ST. LUCIE -- Catcher Brian Schneider is sidelined indefinitely with a strained right calf. Schneider suffered the injury Tuesday and sat out yesterday's Grapefruit League game here against the...

Livan, Murphy and Glavine

From JOEL SHERMANLivan Hernandez has all but sewed up the No. 5 spot in the Met rotation. At this stage, he is like a righty version of Tom Glavine or...

3 UP: LIVAN, MURPHY AND GLAVINE

1. Livan Hernandez has all but sewed up the No. 5 spot in the Met rotation. At this stage, he is like a righty version of Tom Glavine or Jamie...

MARLINS RENEW LINDSTROM'S CONTRACT

By JOEL SHERMANThe Marlins failed to reach negotiated terms with three players and renewed the contracts of closer Matt Lindstrom ($410,000), infielder Robert Andino ($400,000), outfielder Cameron Maybin ($400,000) and...

'TREASURY' TROVE OF INCOMPETENCE

WASHINGTON - At least AIG boss Edward Liddy was man enough to show up and explain himself before Congress yesterday. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner - the tax cheat and "architect"...

$2B HIT ON US GOODS

Toilet paper, sunglasses, toothpaste, raffle tickets, almonds and Christmas trees are among the US exports to Mexico facing $2.4 billion in new tariffs as the result of a border war...

READY TO DEAL

WHAT'S one sure sign a real estate market has gone south? When developers are willing to talk publicly about price cuts. In better times, a developer would rather confess to...

SHEAR APPEAL

Anthony Palermo and Leonard Zagami, the hair wizards behind the new Anthony Leonard Salon on Madison Avenue, know a lot about star power and style. They've worked on everyone from...

JUST SOLD!

ManhattanCHELSEA $750,000 450 W. 17th St. Junior one-bedroom, one-bath condo, 502 square feet, with kitchen with Viking oven, Sub-Zero refrigerator, Miele dishwasher, quartz counters and breakfast bar, floor-to-ceiling windows, central...

'GARDEN' APTS.

Hoboken and Jersey City are hardly the only New Jersey areas with spanking new housing stock on offer. Newark, South Orange, Trenton and Union City all have new roofs to...

RAISE THE BAR

The new W Hoboken hotel and condo development, set to open on March 27, is one of those rare buildings where it seems like the economic crisis hasn't happened. Its...

MURRAY HILL

$1.995 million Bedrooms: 3 Bathrooms: 2½ Square feet: 1,996 Common charges: $4,214 Not all Park Avenue penthouses are on the Upper East Side -- and not all have a setback...

RIVERDALE, THE BRONX

$299,000 Bedrooms: 2 Bathrooms: 1 Square feet: 1,000 Maintenance: $858 Canoeing, horseback-riding, golfing -- no, this isnât summer camp, itâs the options available to you in Van Cortlandt Park, just...

CENTRAL PARK SOUTH

$5.495 million After a $90 million renovation, the Art Deco masterpiece Jumeirah Essex House hotel also offers condos -- so you can check in, but you never have to leave....

POL: TAX THE BONUSES TO HELL

WASHINGTON The raging bonus battle escalated into a nuclear war yesterday as furious House lawmakers set a vote today to tax the hell out of employee bonuses at AIG and...

'SLAY' SIS MAY FACE HIT MAN

A depraved mob hit man may have beaten the rap for murdering Brooklyn court officer Albert Gelb when a hung jury failed to reach a verdict, but he still might...

DODD LIED ABOUT OK OF BAILOUT EXECS' $$

WASHINGTON Sen. Christopher Dodd admitted yesterday that he lied when he denied creating a loophole to protect the whopping bonuses doled out at AIG. Dodd claimed he was bullied by...

BERNIE'S BEAN COUNTER BUSTED

Bernard Madoff's accountant was busted yesterday on fraud charges accused of being a "rubber stamp" whose "sham" auditing work enabled the swindler to steal billions of dollars from investors for...

UNC LIKELY WITHOUT LAWSON FOR OPENER

CHAPEL HILL, N.C. Ty Lawson sat in the corner of North Carolina's locker room, surrounded by TV cameras and reporters all asking the same question. Hey Ty, how's the toe?...

BEAST TIME OF YEAR

PHILADELPHIA For Jim Calhoun's Connecticut, for Jay Wright's Villanova, it is time for March grandness. There are no great teams in the field, so no excuses. Final Four or bust....

UCONN FACES FEAR OF NO. 1 & DONE

PHILADELPHIA Congratulations to Pressure & Paranoia University, which maintained its icy death grip on the NCAA Tournament's top seeds since 1985, when the field was expended to 64 teams. For...

GRIEF AS NATASHA DIES

Natasha Richardson's heartbroken loved ones took her off life support yesterday, and the Tony Award-winning star died peacefully from her skiing injury. Richardson, 45, was surrounded by her famous family...

WEST VILLAGE

$5.995 million Recession or no, it might be the prime time to buy this townhouse in a "prime" location on West Fourth Street near Bank Street. With a large private...

RUMSON, NJ

$2.5 million The lower level alone of this "exceptional" three-story custom home is itself rather exceptional: There's a media room, wet bar, music room, exercise room, "in-law suite" (with its...

NYPD DAILY BLOTTER

Manhattan Two thugs in Chelsea so viciously beat a man in the face that he may have permanently lost vision in one eye, police sources said yesterday. The 31-year-old victim,...

CHOKE TRAGEDY

A 2-year-old Long Island girl has died after choking on a piece of carrot while in day care. Nassau County police say the girl was attending Carousel Day Care School...

CUOMO IS LIFE OF THE RIVAL PARTY

ALBANY First it was Alfonse D'Amato, once the most formidable Republican in New York, raising money for Democratic Attorney General and potential 2010 gubernatorial candidate Andrew Cuomo. Now former state...

MIDTOWN WEST

$749,000 Bedrooms: 1 Bathrooms: 1 Square feet: 700 Common charges: $597 This condo in a full-service prewar building on West 56th Street was recently reduced by $50,000 and is now,...

AQUEBOGUE, LI

$509,000 Bedrooms: 3 Bathrooms: 2 Square feet: 1,800 The lot on which you'll find this "perfect home" is not only wooded but also "oversized" measuring more than 1½ acres. And...

UPPER EAST SIDE

$695,000 Bedrooms: 1 Bathrooms: 1Square feet: 925 Maintenance: $1,423This "sun-splashed" apartment on a high floor in a full-service, postwar co-op on East End Avenue features a "spacious" living room, a...

TV'S JERSEY GIRLS

Carmela Soprano has finally met her match. Bravo is starting a new season of its "Real Housewives" series in New Jersey and naturally, it has a mob twist. Two of...

WHAT'S UP? THIS CAR REALLY FLIES!

This car will give you a real high. A flying car successfully made its maiden flight in upstate Plattsburgh earlier this month, its Massachusetts-based creators announced yesterday, saying the two-seater...

VERSACE'S ART OF THE 'STEAL'

Sotheby's yesterday yanked a painting from an auction of fashion icon Gianni Versace's belongings fearing the portrait could be hot. "Portrait of Major George Maule," an 18th century work, by...

TV'S WACKY EX AND THE KITTY

Kenley Collins, the catty, batty finalist on "Project Runway," really let the fur fly when she assaulted her now ex-fiancé with their pet feline in their Williamsburg apartment, authorities said...

WIGGY 'STALKER' EX-COP

The creepy court officer charged with dressing up in costume to stalk a Queens singer is a former Bronx cop who left the NYPD in 2001 to become a sanitation...

NANNY THIEF GETS BREAK

A nefarious nanny pleaded guilty yesterday to swiping stacks of cash from the closet of her boss' West Side apartment, but gets to stay out of jail because she paid...

CITY STARTS ALL-IN-ONE HS-COLLEGE

Students at a new public high school opening this fall won't have to worry about getting into college they'll already be there. Kids will be enrolled in a program that...

FED NAILED IN MOLE TIP

An FBI agent was busted yesterday for allegedly accessing the agency's database to tip off an informant who was the subject of a drug-trafficking investigation. A criminal complaint unsealed in...

INJURED COP WINS $3.16M

A Bronx jury has awarded a cop $3.16 million in a suit against the city after he fell 40 feet while chasing a carjacker. "The guy's lucky he's alive," said...

HARDHAT IN DEADLY 10-STORY PLUNGE

A hardworking Staten Island hardhat who was soon to be married died yesterday after mysteriously plunging from the 10th floor of the tony Gansevoort Park Hotel branch being built on...

MORGY AIDES RECRUITED FOR VANCE TEAM

A former top deputy to Manhattan DA Robert Morgenthau (right) tried to persuade mid-level assistant DAs to moonlight for the Cyrus Vance Jr. campaign a violation against longstanding office rules...

MIKE'S 'BULLPEN' NEEDS $5M FIX

Engineers have discovered dangerous cracks in 200-year- old wooden beams right above Mayor Bloomberg's desk in City Hall, leading to an emergency $5.5 million contract to stop the roof from...

'I PLEAD GUILTY - AND I REALIZE HOW CRUEL I WAS'

ST. POELTEN, Austria Josef Fritzl abruptly pleaded guilty to all of the charges against him yesterday a surprising twist amid disclosures that the daughter he imprisoned for 24 years in...

NYC AREA A POP. STAR

It's getting a bit more crowded around here. The New York metropolitan area's population is on the rise relative to upstate and the rest of the country, new Census Bureau...

GRAMERCY

$739,000 Bedrooms: 1 Bathrooms: 1 Square feet: 950 Maintenance: $1,519 One bedroom, one bathroom, six closets. In addition to all this room for storage, the "open" city views and the...

SAD END TO 'STILL' LIFE OF LIKKER KING

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. Famed Appalachian moonshiner Marvin "Popcorn" Sutton, whose incorrigible bootlegging ways were as out of step with modern times as his hillbilly beard and overalls, took his own life...

BIRTHS OF A NATION

Oh, baby, it's a record! There were an astonishing 4,317,119 children born in 2007 an American record-busting baby boomlet that surpassed the peak of the post-World War II baby-boom years,...

NEW FARE HIKES SET TO 'STAGGER' RIDERS

The board of the cash-strapped Metropolitan Transportation Authority is set to vote on raising bus and subway fares unless battling Democrats in Albany can come to a deal on a...

POOR LITTLE $36M WIFE'S TRIAL OPENS

Times are hard an out-of-work Swedish countess says she can't eke by on the $36 million from a postnuptial agreement she struck with her high-powered, soon-to-be-ex-hubby. Lawyers for Marie Douglas-David,...

SKANKS YANKED

Skanks for the memory. A blog that blasted model Liskula Cohen as a "skank" and a "ho" has been taken down, The Post has learned. Cohen has asked a judge...

WEALTHIEST US TOWNS ARE ON LI

Gatsby lives. The Long Island village of Brookville topped Business Week magazine's ranking of America's 25 most affluent towns on a list that included eight other Gold Coast enclaves. The...

MIKE SAVES PASSED-OUT STUDENT

Once an Eagle Scout . . . Mayor Bloomberg yesterday showed he still follows the Scout oath helping others when he rushed to the aid of a stricken Lehman College...

CHARTER FIGHT SOARS

About 5,000 Harlem parents and kids rallied in support of charter schools last night drawing the support of local rapper Little Mama, as well as Mayor Bloomberg. The families at...

WTC CHURCH DEAL NIXED

A $60 million deal to replace a Greek Orthodox church that was destroyed on 9/11 has unraveled, with Port Authority officials saying yesterday that church officials wanted to wring more...

IT'S REEFER GLADNESS

WASHINGTON Attorney General Eric Holder signaled a change on medical-marijuana policy yesterday, saying federal agents will target marijuana distributors only when they violate both federal and state law. That's a...

WEIRD BUT TRUE

Many think school lunches are no better than garbage, but this is taking it a bit too literally. A kindergarten teacher in Bridgeport, Conn., was busted for allegedly making a...

NCAA BRACKETS

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WRIGHT CRACKS TOE NAIL IN TEAM USA'S LOSS

MIAMI David Wright cracked the big game-winning, ninth-inning hit Tuesday, the kind of hit that down the road could help the Mets get rid of that big-time choker tag. Last...

POSADA, MO REMAIN ON SCHEDULE

KISSIMMEE, Fla. Outside of Jorge Posada's tender right foot, the catcher and closer Mariano Rivera came out of Tuesday night's game OK. Catching his second game of the spring, Posada...

RANGERS, TORTORELLA TAKE LONG VIEW ON ROSTER

THE change behind the bench from Tom Renney to John Tortorella was necessary not only as it applies to this season, but as it applies to the difficult personnel decisions...

SPORTS SHORTS

NFL: Giants to work out Harvin Percy Harvin, who worked out in front of NFL coaches and scouts at Florida's annual pro day, has a workout lined up with the...

TOP DOC WARY OF SURGERY FOR GALLINARI

The Knicks should be very cautious before allowing rookie Danilo Gallinari to undergo the knife for his disk problem, one of the country's leading back surgeons told The Post yesterday....

OBAMA PICKS UNC

BRISTOL, Conn. Barack Obama picked North Carolina to defeat Louisville for the NCAA championship, a relatively safe selection for a trailblazing president. Obama spent part of Tuesday making his tournament...

INCONSISTENT KNICKS JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH

THE first game after a long road trip always is the toughest. Unless of course, it is the last game before that trip, after which coach Mike D'Antoni trashed his...

NO DOUBT: I'M JUST A 'GIRL'

'GOSSIP Girl" may be known for introducing the world to new musical talent, but the series is relying on pure star power when it comes to launching its spinoff series...

TWO FAME GAMES

TWO groups of ridiculously talented kids from insanely different parts of the world take center stage on two completely different cable channels tonight. And they prove that despite the odds,...

CELEB ANTICS A MENTAL DISORDER OF 'MENTAL DISORDER'

CELEBRITY bad behav ior may be the result of mental illness, says Dr. Drew Pinsky, host of "Celebrity Rehab" and "Loveline." What else could possibly explain antics like beating up...

A GRACE-FUL EXIT FROM 'AMERICAN IDOL'

SHE finally fell from grace on "American Idol." The show's four judges unanimously decided last night not to spare Memphis single mom Alexis Grace, 21. A new rule introduced last...

BRAVE NEW WORLD FORMS IN ATLANTA

PORT ST. LUCIE They're back. The Braves, who have not made the playoffs for three straight years, restructured their rotation, rehabbed their bullpen and rebuilt the swing of the vital...

HERNANDEZ POISED TO SNAG 5TH SPOT

PORT ST. LUCIE Livan Hernandez helped Jerry Manuel win a World Series ring with the Marlins 12 years ago. Manuel looks ready to see if Hernandez can help him do...

CASTILLO FALLS TO SECOND AS REYES TAKES LEAD

PORT ST. LUCIE The Luis Castillo leadoff experiment is all but dead now that manager Jerry Manuel appears to have let Jose Reyes reclaim the top spot in the order....

MAFAAZ EARNS BERTH IN KY. DERBY

The John Gosden-trained Mafaaz ran down pacesetter Sochcahtoa in deep stretch and held off a late charge by Spring of Fame to win yesterday's inaugural running of the $115,000 Kentucky...

WANG GETTING EDUCATION FROM A.J.

KISSIMMEE, Fla. When A.J. Burnett talks pitching, Chien-Ming Wang's ears are wide open. However, if the heavily tattooed Burnett attempts to get Wang interested in body art, Wang will cut...

BOONE HAVING HEART SURGERY

KISSIMMEE, Fla. Ex-Yankee Aaron Boone will have open heart surgery to replace an aortic valve. COMPLETE YANKEES COVERAGEYANKEES BLOGBACK PAGE: First Base A Position Of Power Boone, now with the...

METS CLAIM NO DIS-CLOSER

There seems to be a disagreement between Billy Wagner and GM Omar Minaya about why the rehabbing closer isn't in Mets camp. Wagner, who is recovering from Sept. 10 Tommy...

'CANES END DEVILS' WIN STREAK AT FOUR

RALEIGH The Devils could have just stayed home and celebrated Martin Brodeur's record. They didn't show up here anyway. Still, coach Brent Sutter didn't find it in his heart to...

WILLIAMS GETS TWO-GAME BAN

Sean Williams will remain a Net for now. The Nets suspended their troubled young center-forward yesterday for two games for "conduct detrimental to the team," following his arrest Monday on...

NETS DELIVER BRUTAL DEFEAT AT GARDEN

The Knicks played uglier than their green St. Patrick's Day uniforms. They were a day late with the green jerseys and 26 points short in last night's despicable 115-89 blowout...

MEMPHIS ONE TOUGH NO. 2

Last year's Memphis team will be remembered for so many things, good and bad. The fierce up-and-down tempo, Derrick Rose and Chris Douglas-Roberts running the break, the 34 wins, the...

GOT WEALTH? YOU WON'T IF YOU BET VCU

Each day during the NCAA Tournament, the Post's Tim Sulli van offers his plays of the day: RUN from the sweetheart. Run far away. Not in real life, of course,...

LINCOLN STAR QUIET

Lance Stephenson isn't ready to announce where he's going to college in the fall, but he already has made up his mind. "I decided about a week ago," the Lincoln...

N. IOWA NOT COUNTING ON 12-VS.-5 MAGIC

PORTLAND, Ore. Ben Jacobson isn't going to sell his Northern Iowa Panthers any delusions for a first-round upset of Purdue. That means no inspirational talk of Cinderellas, bracket busters or...

ST. JOHN'S ENDS SEASON IN CBI

St. John's ended its season with a 75-69 loss to host Richmond in the first round of the College Basketball Invitational last night. The Red Storm was making its first...

A GOOD SIGN FOR NY'S SCHOOLS

The Board of Regents' decision Monday to tap Merryl Tisch as chancellor is a hopeful sign for New York schools. An outspoken advocate for educational excellence, Tisch becomes the state's...

SAY GOODBYE TO HOLLYWOOD

God rest you, Ron Silver. You had a huge heart, and it showed in your eyes, your talent and your activism ("Ron Silver, 1946-2009," Editorial, March 17). I am sure...

HEY, FUNNYMAN JON: THE JOKE'S GETTING OLD

It is fine that Jon Stewart used his TV show to batter CNBC finance king Jim Cramer for failing to foresee and advise his devotees of the economic collapse, which...

RUSSIA'S 'RESET': A MILITARY BUILDUP

FROM the looks of it, the Kremlin hasn't bought into the whole "reset but ton" gimmick the White House has put forward as a framework for the Obama administration's new...

ALBANY'S CON GAME

"The devil's subtlest ruse is to convince us that he doesn't exist." Charles Baudelaire ALBANY lawmakers and labor unions are pulling off one of the greatest hus tles in state...

SOME IDEAS ON SAFE INVESTMENTS TO LOOK INTO

DEAR John: I took your ad vice back in November 2007 and put most of our retirement funds into money markets, saving us the worst effects of the crash. Thank...

HUFF & PUFF PAPER

Maybe it would have been more fitting if yesterday's issue of Metro New York was called Metro Huffington. The free daily newspaper's experiment to have Arianna Huffington, the woman behind...

BUSINESS BRIEFS

Prices up The cost of living in the US increased more than forecast in Febru ary, reducing concern of a deflationary spiral that might push the na tion toward a...

BOARD GAMES AT LIONSGATE

Carl Icahn's efforts to stage a coup against film studio Lionsgate's management and install his son Brett at the helm suffered a severe setback yesterday when Mark Rachesky, an Icahn...

MEXICAN TRUCKS: PHANTOM MENACE

ANYONE worried that, once in charge, Democrats wouldn't be vigilant in protecting our southern bor der can relax: The grave threat of Mexican long- haul truckers has been shut down....

CONSUMER WILL BE ABLE TO FIND EASY MONEY

It's the consumers' turn for a government bailout. The Federal Reserve is opening money spigots full blast as the government tries to restore the flow of credit into the now-parched...

WORLD OF TROUBLE

The investors that own many of the derivative securities at the center of American International Group's collapse are among the world's and this country's biggest investors, sources told The Post....

RECORD HEDGE FUNDS CLOSE IN '08

A record number of hedge funds were forced to shutter their doors last year after being rocked by turbulent financial markets, skittish investors and, in at least a few cases,...

JPMORGAN'S DIMON SEES COMPENSATION FALL

JPMorgan Chase & Co. Chief Executive Jamie Dimon received about $19.7 million in total compensation for 2008, down from about $34 million in 2007, the company revealed in materials filed...

JUDGE RULES MERRILL BONUSES FAIR GAME

New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo can force Bank of America to cough up the names of the Merrill Lynch brass who bagged bonuses just days before the firm merged...

OBAMA EYES TOXIC TAKEOVER

President Barack Obama seeks new powers that would allow his administration to seize troubled companies like the insurer AIG and take ownership of their toxic assets if their collapse would...

THE FED'S FUTILE MOVE

IN an effort to promote liquidity and boost the economy, the Federal Reserve yesterday announced plans to grow the money supply by another 50 percent to 60 percent. This ignores...

COURTING CATASTROPHE

The pitchfork-and-torch crowd that would be Congress is coming after AIG and its now infamous bonuses, and it may further damage America's fragile financial system in the process. That's because...

BREAKING THE BUCK

Ben Bernanke launched an unexpected, $1.2 trillion cash attack on the nation's stalled economy one of the Federal Reserve's boldest single moves in years, but also one fraught with scary...

FANNIE PAID $4.4M IN BONUSES TO 4 EXECS

Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac's federal regulator defended million-dollar bonuses for executives at the government-run mortgage finance companies as lawmakers prepared legislation that would recoup most of the money. Fannie...

REPORT: CHINA ECONOMY ON MEND

China's economy is showing "early signs" of stabilizing as government-backed investment counters a slump in exports, the World Bank says. The lender cut its forecast for the nation's economic growth...

MORE PAY BUT NO RESULTS

State Senate Democrats can't figure out how to address the MTA's $1.2 billion operating deficit, or the state's $14 billion budget gap but they sure moved quickly when it came...

NOT QUITE RIGHTS

THERE'S so much pow erful drama to be mined from the civil rights movement that it's a shame to fictionalize it. Watching "The Good Negro" a depiction of the struggles...

HAUTE LIST

IT'S the Manhattan BFF version of the May-December romance the uptown-downtown friendship and Shoshanna Gruss and Charlotte Ronson are hot and heavy. They talk every day, BBM constantly, see each...

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By MARC BERMANHorrible. That's how Mike D'Antoni described it after his Knicks were flatter than the Nebraska.plains.What a letdown by the Knicks, who gathered momentum in the Rust Belt only...

A DUDE'S TAKE ON THE FROMANCE

IS fromance fro real? Not if you're a guy. Even ignoring the fact that the term sounds like a chain of bad frozen yogurt stores with cutesy flavors like "Green...

GIRLFRIEND ON A SPEED DATE

HORNY, possibly asexual hipsters of the world, rejoice. The Smiths speed dating is finally here. "I kind of suggested the idea as a joke," says organizer Dave Hill, a comedian...

TRUE FROMANCE

JAY was the perfect boyfriend handsome, charming, called me every night, took interest in my interests, remembered all the little things I'd said. Except he wasn't. My boyfriend, that is....

GREAT DAY AT KILLINGTON

Young boarders and shredders took over Killington this past weekend, offering viewers an eyeful of candy. They came from across the country and threw down their best freestyle for a...

RED BULLS FACE OLD NEMESIS IN OPENER

Coming off the first MLS Cup final in the franchise history, the Red Bulls open their season tonight in Seattle (9 p.m., ESPN2). And they'll not only do it against...

QUIPS, NOT RIPS, FROM CALHOUN

Since Jim Calhoun lashed out at a reporter who questioned his salary after a victory over South Florida on Feb. 21, the Connecticut coach has learned to be a little...

NATASHA RICHARDSON DEAD AT 45

Actress Natasha Richardson died today after she was declared brain dead and her family took her off life support. "[Her husband]Liam Neeson, his sons, and the entire family are shocked...