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SIR HONDO’S ROYAL

Byrd wasn’t the word for the Tribe last night in Chicago, so Hondo’s earnings were trimmed to a still-solid 275 sieberts.

Today, he’ll take a wild stab and try to find the stairway to heaven with Bannister – 10 units on the Royals in Fenway Pahk.

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Now that R. Kelly finally is facing the music at his trial for charges involving underage girls, what are the chances there might someday be an R. Clemens trial? … At age 65, Harrison Ford is a little old to be playing an action hero. Nevertheless, he refused to use a stunt man in the latest Indiana Jones movie, insisting he wanted do all of his own drooling.

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