Hondo walked the plank with the Mariners last night as they squandered a 5-0 lead and caused the bankroll to plunge to 155 phelpses.
Tonight, he’s hoping to generate a Blue Jay pay day with a 10 unit-pitch at Litsch.
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Sources say the reason Vito Fossella didn’t go to his son’s soccer game on Mother’s Day was because he felt there was a good chance there’d be no scoring.
Speaking of soccer, Dan O, the coach of a girl’s team on L.I., is offering a case of beer to whichever one of his soccer moms comes up with the best limerick using the words “Hillary” and “pantsuit.” Here’s a contender:
There once was a Hillary, nee Rodham, who was cursed with a very large bottom. With Wild Bill by her side, her pantsuits double-wide, she has no votes ’cause Obama’s got ’em.
Give that lady a case of beer and a double-wide!
hondo@nypost.com