May 1, 2008

BAD DECISION MAKING, THE YANKEE EDITION

FROM JOEL SHERMANWe can make a big deal about young starters Phil Hughes and Ian Kennedy failing to perform or – now in the case of Hughes – being hurt....

3 DOWN: The Bad Yankee Decision Making Edition

1. We can make a big deal about young starters Phil Hughes and Ian Kennedy failing to perform or – now in the case of Hughes – being hurt. But...

HUGHES DONE 'TIL JULY

It's going to be a very short and very tarnished 2008 season for Phil Hughes. Hughes may pitch again for the Yankees this year, but it's not going to be...

Deal of the Day- Urban Outfitters

Urban Outfitters calls it a Scrunch Linen Beanie, but I call it a turban spin off.And strangely I kind of like it (I can sense a collective gagging sound right...

UEFA Cup: Rangers Down Fiorentina on PKs

After another scoreless game and a 0-0 result following 30 minutes of overtime, Rangers defeated Fiorentina, 4-2, on penalty kicks in Florence.Spanish-born striker Nacho Novo scored the decisive penalty after...

S.I. Yankees pitcher suspended

APYankees pitcher Angel Reyes was suspended for 50 games today after testing positive for stanozolol metabolites under baseball’s minor league drug program.The suspension will start at the beginning of Single-A...

Hughes has stress fracture

The Yankees today say Phil Hughes has a stress fracture of the ninth rib on his right side and the pitcher could be out until at least July.This is worse...

Forsberg, Smyth out tonight

APThe ailing Colorado Avalanche will be without center Peter Forsberg and forward Ryan Smyth for Game 4 against the Detroit Red Wings.Forsberg, who’s dealing with a balky ankle and a...

Report: Nets may stay in Jersey

Today's Star-Ledger reports that the owner of the New Jersey Devils hockey team and Newark Mayor Cory Booker are seeking to assemble a group of investors to buy the Nets...

Giants sign 6 rookie free agents

By PAUL SCHWARTZThe Giants today signed six rookie free agents and released two players from their roster, defensive back Andrew Shanle and tight end Marcus Freeman. Both ended last season...

MARIAH CAREY TIES THE KNOT WITH NICK CANNON

"Touch My Body" singer Mariah Carey got secretly hitched to her 27-year-old boyfriend-of-one-month, shocking the chart-topping songbird's family and friends, The Post has learned. Carey married little-screen actor Nick Cannon...

P.J. back as Sonics coach

APSonics coach P.J. Carlesimo will return next season, the team said today, ending speculation he would be fired after the team won 20 games in his first year with the...

First 'Racer' Review: Fun for Kids, 'For Others...a Cinematic Pile-Up'

A Warners rep swore to me last week that the trade reviews of "Speed Racer'' wouldn't break until Monday, the day after the film's East Coast bow at the Tribeca...

UEFA Cup: Zenit Downs Bayern

By CLEMENTE LISIZenit St. Petersburg steamrolled over German giants Bayern Munich, 4-0, in their UEFA Cup semifinal second-leg match in St. Petersburg tday to earn a place in the final.Two...

Mets coverage in today's Post

Billy Wagner has some very pointed things to say about Oliver Perez’s woeful performance in Wednesday's 13-1 nightmare against the Pirates. Willie Randolph wasn’t very happy with Perez, either, after...

'Sex and the City' visits Oprah

She said: "One time, we had a dress in this scene and it went to Mexico for a shoot for Vogue and we needed it back, so we put an...

GARDEN OF HOPE

Of the 11 teams that have been down 3-0 over the Past three NHL playoff tournaments, seven have managed to take their series to at least a Game 5. The...

LIVEBLOG: Between festivals in New Orleans

I came to New Orleans for the music but the destruction from Katrina is never far from my mind. Whether there's physical evident of damage or not, signs of Katrina...

GAME 4: PENGUINS AT RANGERS

Right now for head coach Tom Renney and the Rangers, it's not about winning four games. It's about winning one. That's because when the Rangers and Penguins take the ice...

Heidi KOs Lauren

"Hills" star Heidi Montag visited the "Late Show with David Letterman" and (as much as it pains us to say) rocked frenemy Lauren Conrad with a series of jabs and...

ON DECK: TIGERS AT YANKEES

April is over, and that's the best news the Yankees have had in days. Even though the Bombers were said to be in the best shape of their lives coming...

Report: Trainer takes polygraph on Clemens

The Houston Chronicle reports that trainer Shaun Kelley took a polygraph administered by the FBI on Wednesday and that it will prove he neither had a friendship with Roger Clemens...

UEFA Cup: Semifinals, 2nd Leg

The first UEFA Cup semifinal kicks off at 12:30 p.m. EST (Fox Soccer Channel) with Zenit St Petersburg looking to upset favorites Bayern Munich, followed by Glasgow Rangers taking on...

More Yankee Roster Moves

We speculated yesterday about whether or not Phil Hughes would be dropped from the rotation becuase of his sub-par performance on the mound. Instead, he will be dropped from the...

Box Office: How High For 'Iron Man'?

As promised, here's my 3.5 star review of the splendid "Iron Man,'' which hits theaters nationwide tonight at 8 o'clock. Steve Mason at Fantasy Moguls is predicting a $97 million...

Sharks Survive

Thornton San Jose avoided the sweep last night with a 2-1 victory over the Dallas Stars. It'll take three straight for the Sharks to advance to the Conference Finals. However...

At least Carly Simon loves her...

When Ryan broke the obvious news, Brooke lost it in a waterfall of tears.We haven’t seen that kind of elimination emotion for a long time. Our favorite nanny from Mesa,...

Starr Report: 'Imaginary Bitches'

You? Want to compete with me? If Lazaroff wants to get a foothold in that genre, she's got tough competition; Tuesday's "Hell's Kitchen" averaged 12.3 million viewers - a new...

Spend It Like Beckham

Beckham Los Angeles Galaxy midfielder David Beckham was the world's best paid soccer player in 2007, according to Forbes, which reported his income as $49 million.Of that, $12 million came...

Jax over everyone but...Mike

By MARC BERMANSentimentally, my choice would be Mark Jackson. He's a great guy, strong character, has thought about coaching his hometown Knicks since his playing days, would work his butt...

Truest Test for Blueshirts

Can they do it? It starts with one win, tonight, to preserve their playoff lives. It continues with a Game Five win, and so on after that. It's been done....

HUGHES, SANTANA AND DURABILITY

FROM JOEL SHERMANThere were many reasons why the Yankees did not obtain Johan Santana. It was not simplistic. It was not merely that they wanted to keep Phil Hughes rather...

3 UP: Hughes/Santana, Cashman/Dombrowski, Rasner/Igawa

1. There were many reasons why the Yankees did not obtain Johan Santana. It was not simplistic. It was not merely that they wanted to keep Phil Hughes rather than...

Inter and AC Milan: Different Outcomes, Same Attitude

By CLEMENTE LISISo, AC Milan will finish the season without a trophy. Out of the Champions League and Coppa Italia before the quarterfinal stages and never in the Serie A...

Serie A: Milan Derby To Decide Title

By CLEMENTE LISIInter Milan can retain their Serie A title if they beat city rivals AC Milan on Sunday in what is being billed the most important Milan derby ever...

'PARK' ABUSE CURBED

The free ride is finally over for thousands of privileged parkers, with the city yanking more than 25,000 permits in a sweeping overhaul yesterday of a gilded system that for...

RAGING 'NOBU'LL': DE NIRO TO LAUNCH HOTEL

Oscar-winner Robert De Niro has a new act. The "Raging Bull" star - who already owns several restaurants and hotels - will open a Japanese-themed condo-hotel complex in Financial District....

TIME FOR TREES TO BLOOM

Mayor Bloomberg went out on a limb - and it got him named one of Time magazine's 100 most influential people in the world. The magazine posed him on a...

STORES OF FERING RE-BAIT

Retailers are drooling over the federal stimulus-package checks that taxpayers started receiving this week, offering discounts on everything from groceries to high-definition TVs. New Jersey-based ShopRite supermarkets are adding $30...

$27B SHORT & OVER A BARREL

ALBANY - Gov. Paterson grimly warned yesterday that New York faces an "insurmountable" series of budget gaps totaling an unprecedented $27.5 billion over the next four years. "We're going to...

LOTTO GAIN FUELED BY LOTS OF PAIN

When all they have left is a dollar and a nightmare, New Yorkers hit hard by the slumping economy are turning to the lottery for salvation. State lottery revenues are...

REV. AL IN GREED AND MISLEAD: UNION BIG

The head of the detectives union accused the Rev. Al Sharpton and his lawyer pal yesterday of "misleading people" on the Sean Bell case. "The problem I think with this...

HOSTAGE TERROR AT CCNY

A suicidal gunman at City College - who told cops, "I want to die like Sean Bell" - held one woman hostage at gunpoint after stalking another yesterday, police sources...

MANHOLE FIRE SNARLS PATH

A West Village manhole fire downed PATH train service last night between 33rd Street, Journal Square and Hoboken, the Port Authority said. The 33rd Street, 23rd Street, 14th Street, 9th...

ROCKEFELLER CENTERED ON EXXON FIGHT

The Rockefellers went to the mat with Exxon Mobil yesterday, leveraging their ancestor's role as company founder to press the oil giant to look to the future. Descendants of John...

'MOB' STABBING

The greeter at a tony Midtown eatery - who police sources said has ties to mobsters in Philadelphia - was slashed in the face and stabbed in the abdomen in...

BLAINE'S BREATHLESS FEAT A RECORD

Don't hold your breath, David Blaine has that record. The 35-year-old magician claimed the world breath-holding mark at 17 minutes and 4.4 seconds, yesterday during an air-deprived stunt on "The...

'MOB LINK' IN SHOOTING

A Staten Island jeweler was on a respirator last night after being shot in the chest in a botched hit that investigators believe was ordered by organized crime. Louis Antonelli,...

ONE IN 3 NYERS A MINORITY

More than one in three residents of New York state belongs to a minority group, the US Census Bureau said today. The state's minority population is now 7.7 million -...

MADONNA A 38-MINUTE WONDER

THE Madonna show last night was all disco beats and dancing feet. And, other than being a little short, this dance show at the iconic Roseland Ballroom was a perfect...

MADONNATHON

Christmas came early yesterday for scores of rabid Madonna fans - who waited in line for up to four days to snag free tickets to the Material Mom's eagerly anticipated...

POLS AWAITING SLUSH LEGAL AID

City lawmakers looking for taxpayers to foot the bill for their legal aid during the federal probe of the slush-fund scandal will have their requests handled on a case-by-case basis,...

SPITZ GAL'S PIMP NEARS PLEA DEAL

The head of the prostitution ring that brought down ex-Gov. Eliot Spitzer is close to making a plea deal with the feds, his lawyer said yesterday. Mark Brener, the man...

$800 DINO DOO

Someone dumped a load of money on dinosaur dung yesterday. Two specimens were sold for $800 to an anonymous buyer during a natural-history auction at Bonhams New York. Apart from...

CITY SUIT MISFIRES

In a blow to Mayor Bloomberg's campaign to get guns off the streets, a federal appeals court shot down a suit by the city that sought to make firearm makers...

JUSTICE AT LAST IN '86 SLAY

Two women who watched in horror as their father was gunned down 21 years ago in Queens finally saw justice served as the killer was sentenced yesterday to 20 years...

BIG $$ RIDIN' ON IT

The MTA is giving riders hundreds of dollars for their two cents. The agency will spend $2 million to survey riders on their transit experience and will pay a select...

REZONE OK'D FOR 125TH ST.

A massive rezoning of Harlem's 125th Street corridor was overwhelmingly approved yesterday by the City Council, even as more than a dozen shouting protesters were tossed out of the meeting....

ASTOR'S SON HAS SURGERY

Embattled Astor family scion Anthony Marshall played hooky from court yesterday to recover from a mystery surgery, his lawyers said. The 83-year-old son of Brooke Astor skipped out on a...

500-YR.TREASURE OFF AFRICA

A walk on a beach in Africa's diamond-rich Namibia led to a priceless discovery - copper ingots, a rusted cannon and the off-shore wreckage of a 500-year-old ship laden with...

REV. WRIGHT'S HEAVENLY REWARD A $1M PAD

When the Rev. Jeremiah Wright stops sermonizing, he'll retire to a luxurious $1 million mansion nestled next to a golf course in an upscale Chicago suburb - all paid for...

DISPUTE DIVIDES CHURCH'S CONGREGANTS

CHICAGO - Some parishioners at the United Church of Christ are so steamed by Barack Obama's condemnation of the Rev. Jeremiah Wright that they say the presidential hopeful might want...

INDIANA SUDDENLY A 'SUPER' STATE

Keep your eye on Indiana. That's the message an undecided superdelegate said he got from both Bill Clinton and Sen. Barack Obama this week as the two resumed phone calls...

W. WALKS AMONG THE GIANT HEROES

WASHINGTON - President Bush yesterday welcomed the Super Bowl champion Giants to the White House and congratulated the team for its underdog win over the undefeated New England Patriots.PHOTO GALLERY:...

BUBBA 'APPALLED' AT WIFE'S GOOFS

Don't blame Bill. The former president has privately told people that his wife's campaign has committed "political malpractice," according to Time magazine. He is "appalled" that the Hillary Rodham Clinton...

HILL GIVES O WRIGHT CROSS

WASHINGTON - Hillary Rodham Clinton yesterday called the Rev. Jeremiah Wright's attacks on the US government "offensive and outrageous" - and chastised Barack Obama for taking so long to condemn...

GISELE $35M GAL

Gisele Bundchen was once again named the top earning supermodel in the world - raking in an estimated $35 million - by the folks at Forbes.com, who released their annual...

DISSED PROF'S LEGAL REPRESENTA-SHUN

A Dartmouth professor threatening to sue the school because her freshman writing students were rude to her admitted yesterday she can't find a lawyer to take her case. Professor Priya...

'HILLS' ALIVE WITH LOVE FOR MILEY

Miley Cyrus got some celebrity support yesterday, as the stars of "The Hills" backed the Disney princess' decision to pose semi-nude for Vanity Fair. "I thought she looked beautiful in...

NYPD DAILY BLOTTER

The Bronx This scamster used Craigslist.com to swindle two people out of two months' rent each for an East Tremont apartment that was occupied, police said yesterday. The hustler placed...

WHITE HOUSE SALUTE TO 'FIELD GENERAL' COUGHLIN

WASHINGTON - Just imagine what Tom Coughlin was feeling as he followed President Bush to the microphone on the steps of the South Lawn, the White House at his back,...

LOTTERY

NEW YORK- Midday Nos. Wed.: 791; Lucky Sum: 17 / Midday Win-4 Wed.: 1219; Lucky Sum: 13 / Evening Nos. Wed.: 520; Lucky Sum: 7 / Evening Win-4 Wed.: 0120;...

'JIHAD' NEWSPEAK

Anyone heard Condoleezza Rice use the word "jihad" lately? According to the Associated Press, the secretary of State hasn't publicly uttered that word, except when referring to the name of...

GROUND ZERO CYNICISM

Sen. Chuck Schumer says no one should belittle Downtown or "ex ploit the sanctity of Ground Zero to score a cheap political point." If only things were that simple. Schumer's...

FLATTOP FOLLIES

CHECK this: After cutting the number of active air craft carriers from 12 to 11 last year, the Navy is now requesting Congress' permission to go down from 11 flattops...

IRAN'S WINNING LATIN POWER PLAY

'A MAN of God and an enemy of the Great Satan": That's how Iran's official media described Fernando Lugo - the Paraguayan ex-priest who just won his country's presidency in...

OBAMA'S SEPARATIST MESS

'THAT is just terrible, abso lutely dreadful," a promi nent supporter of Barack Obama said Monday after listening to the Rev. Jeremiah Wright's screed at the National Press Club. He...

OVERSEEING CHARTERS

A STATE court in Albany de serves an "A" for account ability for placing responsi bility for performance audits of public-charter schools where it belongs - in the hands of...

WHY VENT A SPLEEN OVER THIS TEEN QUEEN?

Far more disturbing than Miley Cyrus' bare shoulder is the sexualized photo of her and her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, lying seductively in each other's arms ("Miley's Shame," April 28)....

BEN HITS BRAKES

At least for now, Ben Bernanke has answered the question of how low he'll go. The Federal Reserve chairman, along with the rest of the 10-member Federal Open Market Committee,...

MICROSOFT'S YAHOO! BID STILL UP IN THE AIR

Microsoft's board of directors concluded its meeting last night without reaching a decision on the software giant's next move in its $42 billion takeover battle with Internet icon Yahoo! The...

FED IS RUNNING OUT OF ROOM TO HELP ECONOMY

THE Federal Reserve is almost at a dead end. To understand what's happening with the US economy you have to look at two things that happened yesterday - the Fed's...

DILLER'S SPLITTING IAC UP

IAC/InterActiveCorp boss Barry Diller is pushing ahead with plans to break up his company into five separate businesses, and downplaying talk about a possible asset swap with Liberty Media. In...

AOL'S NOT WELL AT TW

While Time Warner is unloading its cable business, its troubled AOL division continues to weigh down the media giant. The company reported first-quarter results yesterday that were largely in line...

JONES' SPRING SALES UP

Department stores have cut orders for fall fashions on economic fears, but a recent bout of warm weather has boosted demand for spring clothing, a top executive told The Post....

'SUN' ISN'T SHINING ON SHARPER IMAGE BID

As the bidding process for Sharper Image gets underway, one deep-pocketed investor is expected to be noticeably absent: buyout firm Sun Capital Partners, the bankrupt retailer's largest shareholder. Sun Capital...

LINEN 'N LOSSES

Linens 'n Things' sales have taken a sharp turn for the worse since the start of the year, and continued operating losses are sapping the struggling retailer's dwindling cash reserves,...

NEWSWEEK MOVE FADES

Newsweek's widely anticipated plan to move from Midtown to a building near Ground Zero was in doubt Wednesday night as the magazine set its sights on a building in Soho...

JOE BOXER HITS CHINA

A host of middle-brow consumer brands including Joe Boxer, Candies and Mossimo will soon be courting shoppers in China. New York-based Iconix - which owns those brands and others including...

WARBURG HEDGES DEBT TEAM

Well-heeled private-equity firms such as Warburg Pincus have been canvassing to purchase or team up with hedge funds or investment shops that boast an expertise in troubled debt. Lately, buyout...

WEIRD BUT TRUE

Cops in Fort Pierce, Fla., thought the arrest of a homeless man was pretty routine - until they found a cache of weapons inside his prosthetic leg. Jerry Moody, 64,...

MURRAY HILL

Bedrooms: 2 Bathrooms: 1 Square feet: 1,025 Maintenance: $1,549 Everything in this penthouse co-op on East 27th Street has been renovated - "from soup to nuts." One thing that hasn't...

UPPER EAST SIDE

Bedrooms: 2 Bathrooms: 2½ Square feet: 1,562 Maintenance: $1,067 With "sun-splashed" city views and "a peek" at the East River, this co-op on East 60th Street is also notable for...

PEEKSKILL, NY

Bedrooms: 4 Bathrooms: 1½ Square feet: 2,400 The centerpiece of this 1929 Colonial is the "grand" living room, with a wood-burning fireplace and an adjoining den/office. There's also an outside...

MILLWOOD, NY

Bedrooms: 3 Bathrooms: 3½ Square feet: 2,520 While 0.17 acres isn't a huge property, owning this home comes with access to Chappaqua schools, local shops, the train to the city...

CLINTON HILL, BROOKLYN

Bedrooms: 2 Bathrooms: 2 Square feet: 1,348 Common charges: $682 That "gorgeous" penthouse with luxury finishes, a private terrace and city views for less than a million dollars does exist...

UPPER BROOKVILLE, LI

Who says you can't have your dream home delivered? This 17th-century French chateau was shipped to the US in the 1920s and reassembled on 6.7 acres of prime Long Island...

TRIBECA

This neighborhood is known for its huge loft spaces, but not all of them use their size as well as this penthouse condo on Jay Street, where the 4,400 square...

NOT YOUR ORDINARY TABBY

Before you're tempted to say, "Here, kitty, kitty," know that this feline from Central Asia is not your average housecat. The Pallas cat makes its home in Central China, mainly...

HAUTE LIST

PHOTO ESSAY: Haute List FRENCH sole man Christian Louboutin will be on the fourth floor of Barneys New York (660 Madison Ave.; [212] 826-8900) today from 3 to 7 p.m.,...

REMEMBERING JAMES BROWN

WHEN "James Brown Live at the Apollo" hit record stores in May 1963, it became instantly clear the crazy-legged crooner from Barnwell, SC, had something to say. Almost exactly 45...

'THURGOOD' - NOT THURGREAT

WE owe a debt to Laurence Fishburne and playwright George Stevens Jr. for bringing a great man to life in "Thurgood," and putting him vividly, if too exhaustively, on the...

HE'LL SEDUCE THE GIRL, BUT IT'S ALL AN ACT

IN the "Liaisons Dangereuses" revival opening tonight, Ben Daniels is every inch the French voluptuary, Valmont - unabashedly decadent, lusciously lewd and, for a few tantalizing seconds, utterly nude. Get...

STARR REPORT

Restaurateur/interior de signer Barbara Lazaroff has inked a TV production deal with Evolution Media to de velop a reality series that sounds suspiciously like Gor don Ramsay's "Hell's Kitchen" or...

'IDOL' JUDGE PAULA GOES DIZZY - AGAIN

IT'S time to equip the TV with a Breathalyzer. Or an IQ test. I don't know what Paula Abdul is or isn't drinking, smoking or snorting, or with what or...

TEARY BROOKE WHITE SAYS GOODBYE

BROOKE WHITE, the 24-year-old former nanny from Mesa, Ariz., must have seen the end of her run on "American Idol" coming. She was crying even before host Ryan Seacrest announced...

HOT 'UGLY' MESS

PLEASE try your best to follow this: Christian Siriano, the petite winner of "Project Runway," guest-stars as himself - or more specifically, a parody of himself - on tonight's episode...

MARTHA SNUBS DAYTIME EMMYS

DOMESTIC diva Martha Stewart won't be throwing herself an Emmy party this year - since she didn't bother to submit her show for consideration. For the first time since 1995,...

MAYOR'S MORNING MOVE

MAYOR Michael Bloomberg's new weekly call-in show is moving from mid-morning to an earlier time period that is among the most listened-to hours on local radio. The mayor will take...

'IRON MAN' STEELS THE SCREEN

WHEN Marvel took over producing its own movies, it made a decision that was as unlikely as it was inspired: hiring the enormously gifted Robert Downey Jr. to play the...

DIVINE PARK ROLLS TO WIN

Divine Park took control on the turn and drew off to win the Grade 3, $109,100 Westchester Handicap by five lengths over favored Grasshopper. Alan Garcia rode the Kiaran McLaughlin...

SPORTS SHORTS

NBA: Mavs fire coachAvery Johnson lost his job as coach of the Mavericks yesterday, a move the team referred to as "relieving him of his duties." Under Johnson, Dallas was...

JOHNNIES INK 2 RECRUITS

St. John's basketball coach Norm Roberts, looking to rebound from last season's 11-19 record (5-13 in the Big East), has signed a pair of guards. Point guard Tyshwan Edmondson of...

HONDO STILL ROYAL

Happy uno de Mayo, HondoNation! Let's hope it's better than 30 de Abril. Hondo paid the price for messing with Texas last night when the Royals lost to slash his...

FAKE SURFACES A REAL PROBLEM

LOUISVILLE, Ky. - Try ing to find the winner of the Kentucky Derby, at the best of times, is little more than a guessing game, but this year's edition on...

BIG BROWN SET FOR FINAL WORK

LOUISVILLE, Ky. - Big Brown is scheduled to blow out three furlongs this morning at Churchill Downs, his final tune-up for Saturday's Kentucky Derby. Exercise rider Michelle Nevin will be...

I'M NOT THE STORY

LOUISVILLE, Ky. - I said I didn't care what post position Big Brown drew, it's impossible for the post to get him beat. Now we're going to find out after...

AN OUTSIDE JOB

LOUISVILLE, Ky. - Big Brown, the undefeated Florida Derby winner who won his three races by a combined 29 lengths, already was trying to become the first horse since 1915...

FRANCIS LEWIS DEFEATS CARDOZO, 3-1

An error in driving, and in judgment, delayed Wednesday afternoon's high school baseball game between Francis Lewis and Benjamin Cardozo. A relative of Cardozo's Kevin Kim drove in reverse through...

MAY-WEATHERING THE STORM

LOS ANGELES -- Boxing history of sorts will be made Saturday night when two brothers are in opposite corners as trainers when Oscar De La Hoya faces Steve Forbes at...

RED BULLS HAVE FRIENDLY FOE IN TORONTO

When the Red Bulls play at red-hot Toronto FC tonight (7 p.m., ESPN2), they'll have no idea whether they'll have their best offensive player (Juan Pablo Angel) or most indispensible...

BRYANT DEFEATS ADAMS, 11-2

From the top of the batting order to the bottom, the William C. Bryant Owls abused the John Adams Spartans pitching staff yesterday in an 11-2 victory at John Adams...

JAX HAS COMPETITION

This is what Knick president Donnie Walsh was waiting for. The Knick coaching search revved up yesterday as Dallas fired Avery Johnson and the Suns reportedly planned to ax Mike...

THIS (BLEEP) IS MORE THAN A BLIP

IT'S no trick to get blown out of a baseball game; the best teams do that much. The 1927 Yankees won 110 games; one of the 44 they lost was...

INEPT OLLIE FUELS AN AMAZIN' FOLLY

The Mets are running out of patience with the maddeningly inconsistent Oliver Perez. Amid the rubble of a 13-1 loss to the last-place Pirates that started with Perez's second-inning meltdown,...

SCHNEIDER LEAVES HOSPITAL STAPH BEHIND

Met catcher Brian Schneider was released from the hospital yesterday but still shaken by his week-long battle with a staph infection in his left thumb. "It was a lot more...

METS SEND IN THE OOPS

A broken water main on 126th Street that caused a 40-minute delay was not the only thing that sprung a leak around Shea Stadium yesterday. The Mets' defense had more...

LAIDLAW KNOWS HOW SEAN FEELS

His ears perked up when he heard of Sean Avery's spleen injury. Former Ranger defenseman Tom Laidlaw says he would have died if he'd taken that team flight to New...

STAYING POWER

I ASKED Jaromir Jagr to tell me that I was wrong, and boy did he ever. I think. I asked No. 68 if it is wrong to interpret the fire,...

AVERY BAD SITUATION FOR BATTERED RANGERS

Now it's injury on top of insult for the Rangers. Now it's injury on top of injury on top of injury for the Rangers, who will go into the Garden...

SEEKING A SWEEP

Poised to become the fifth team in NHL history to open the playoffs 8-0, these upstart Penguins themselves wonder just how good they are. Wary of a Rangers team possibly...

BANGED UP YANKS MAULED BY TIGERS

How about just putting the whole stinking team on the disabled list? Disabled, disengaged and disappointing. There you have the Yankees, in a nutshell, as they wallow below .500. On...

OBLIQUE SENDS PHIL BACK TO DL

Last week, Phil Hughes' right ribcage started to hurt. In the last 48 hours, it worsened to the point where he's now on the disabled list. The struggling Hughes has...

GIRARDI'S LEADERSHIP MUST COME FORWARD

JOE Girardi prefers to reveal as little as possible about the Yankees, and you could understand that philosophy these days. What can he say about his $200 million roster? We...

A-ROD: BLAME ME FOR DL

Alex Rodriguez admitted it was a mistake trying to play last weekend in Cleveland with a right quadriceps injury. His penalty for that miscalculation is 15 days on the disabled...

WEST VILLAGE

For those who want the "real deal," consider this three-bedroom, three-bathroom prewar corner condo off Greenwich Street. Here, you can kick it "old school," but still have "modern bling," thanks...

KATONAH, NY

We're sure there are many of you out there looking for the ideal home where you can pop outside for a spot of polo. Well, maybe you should pony up...

JUST SOLD!

Manhattan COLUMBUS CIRCLE $2,400,000 2 Columbus Ave. Two-bedroom, 2½-bath condo, 1,507 square feet, with foyer, dining room, windowed kitchen, marble bath, herringbone floors, washer/dryer, dishwasher, N/E exposures and terrace; building...

KIP SERVICE

PETER'S ROOM. "Peter Pan," "The Lion King" and "The Jungle Book" come together in this young boy's room by Zoya Bograd of Bograd Kids. In addition to the stuffed animals,...

MOSS APPEAL

The first thing you'll notice about this year's Kips Bay Decorator Show House is that it's not actually taking place in a townhouse, but rather, an apartment complex. But not...

UPTOWN VS. DOWNTOWN

Time was if you had a huge chunk of change to spend on a home, you lived uptown. All the most luxurious digs had a habit of rising around Central...

ON THE FLIP SIDE

Developer Harry Macklowe made big news last year when he spent approximately $60 million for several apartments that he's assembled into a huge residence at the Plaza. Now, with his...

MURRAY GO ROUND

The highlight of the Ethan Coen stage production "Almost an Evening," a collection of three short, hysterically funny plays, is F. Murray Abraham's turn as an indignant, judgmental and rather...

HOSTAGE TERROR AT CCNY

A suicidal gunman at City College - who told cops, "I want to die like Sean Bell" - held one woman hostage after stalking another police sources said. Only after...

Oscar To Get Bronzed

Oscar De La Hoya will have a life-size statue of himself outside Staples Center next to Magic and Gretzky...Lopez To Emcee Boxing Writers Dinner...Peter Waiting on Vitali. By GEORGE WILLISLOS...

Reeling in a new catch

Catcher is to fantasy baseball as tight end is to fantasy football: There are but a few really good ones, and a wealth of unproductive options.The Rangers this week added...