April 1, 2008

Isles sign top college defenseman

The Islanders have agreed to terms on a two-year contract with Jack Hillen, the leading scorer among defensemen in NCAA Division I hockey.The 22-year old, who completed four years at...

Keeping up with Kim K

When I wore my favorite Kritik Kermit green terry cloth jump suit around all day Sunday (massage at Cornelia, brunch at Le Pain Quotidienne and then to pick out a...

CONEY ISLAND SHARK DIES

Bertha's gone belly up. The oldest shark at the New York Aquarium - a 43-year-old Sand Tiger named Bertha - has died, the Brooklyn institution announced today. "A beloved resident...

Scene: Tracy Reese

At the Tracy Reese Secret Garden Party at the Tracy Reese boutique, fashion writer Jamie Sharpe wears a green satin dress, a cute Lela Rose clutch and Casadei shoes."I always...

Rutgers changes football opener

APRutgers has called audible on its season opener for football.The Scarlet Knights announced today that they will open the 2008 season against Fresno State on Labor Day.Rutgers was scheduled to...

How Heather Mills is spending her $50 million

We just got word that Heather Mills ex-McCartney, she of the $50 million divorce settlement, was spotted at the Te Casan shop on West Broadway yesterday.There, she purchased four pairs...

PATRIOTS APOLOGIZE FOR SPYGATE MESS

PALM BEACH, Fla. -- They're sorry. Sports Illustrated reported tonight that Patriots owner Robert Kraft apologized to NFL owners and coaches for the Spygate controversy. Hours after Bill Belichick's comments...

Lineups for Pedro's debut

MIAMI -- The lineups are in for tonight's 7:10 p.m. start by Pedro Martinez against the Marlins.It's the same order as Opening Day for the Mets, except Ryan Church and...

Has TNT Gone 'Mad'?

The cast of AMC's brilliant, bold and bootlegged "Mad Men" It’s the Hollywood law of twos: any idea worth doing, is worth doing twice. Whether it’s competing projects (Cashmere Mafia...

Danny Noriega is back!

"Idol" cast-off Danny Noriega - who constantly snapped his fingers at judge Simon Cowell and left this naughty xmas video under the tree - is coming soon to a YouTube...

YANKEE STADIUM TOP 10

It’s 3:17 and I’m sitting in the Yankee Stadium press box. No rain. Opening Night looks good.I’m going to start something new. I’m going to call it Super Tuesday Top...

The Super Bowl ring

The ring’s top is covered in diamonds and features three Super Bowl trophies accented with marquise diamonds signifying the Giants’ Super Bowl XXI, XXV and XLII victories. The team’s “NY”...

Just Win...Just Do It...Just Get it Over With...

By FRED KERBERVince Carter didn't sound like a history major today. True, the Nets have made mad rushes in the past to achieve the playoffs.But if the Nets are counting...

Trading places

As I said on the air, she was a little too good! She appeared in the final half hour to chat with (co-host) Ron Corning and me... then she co-hosted...

PEDRO PUMPED FOR 2008 DEBUT

As the rave reviews were pouring in for Johan Santana's stellar Mets' debut against the Marlins, Pedro Martinez had one thing to say. "Just what the doctor ordered," Martinez told...

PEDRO PUMPED FOR 2008 DEBUT

As the rave reviews were pouring in for Johan Santana's stellar Mets' debut against the Marlins, Pedro Martinez had one thing to say. "Just what the doctor ordered," Martinez said...

Merseyside Derby Delivers

Of all the derbies in English Premier League football, one of the biggest and most acrimonious is the Merseyside Derby in Liverpool.Since Everton has climbed into the top of the...

YANKS READY TO TRY AGAIN

Barring more inclement weather, or a cruel April Fool's joke, the Yankees will play their last Opening Day in the current Yankee Stadium tonight against the Blue Jays, after yesterday...

So What Do Me, Kyle, and V.A. Have In Common With the Laysan Teal?

Bummer! You wake up on April Fool's Day and read in the New York Times that you're an "endangered species.'' That is, that we print film critics have been lumped...

She-Pratt strikes again

Is she-Pratt in my Comp101 class? This appears to be a computer class, and I'm wondering when Lauren's "how to pronounce famous designer names" class is so we don't have...

Exclusive: New ‘Gossip’ Guy Revealed

Jesse Swenson on the "Gossip Girl" set Looks like Little J, a.k.a Jenny Humphrey, will be getting in on all the hot, hook-up action when "Gossip Girl" returns from the...

Dead season

By MARC BERMANMILWAUKEE - This is what a dead season feels like, walking eight blocks from the hotel to Bradley Center in the frigid Milwaukee air this morning, without a...

'Idols' working '9 to 5'

Tonight is Dolly Parton night on "American Idol," and DialIdol.com has leaked the song choices.Here’s what the "Idols" are planning to perform:David Cook- You know I love youKristy Lee Cook-...

Deal of the Day-Twelfth Street

Electric jewel tones are still around and looking lovely on gals with all type of coloring, so it makes sense to keep racking up gems like this Side Zip Tank...

How to pick an 'Idol' winner

The Post's MJ analyzes the "Idols" and reveals her top choice.

50-SHOT VICTIM: COP 'OUT OF HIS MIND'

The second survivor of the 50-shot police barrage that killed Sean Bell outside a Queens strip club testified today that one of the undercover detectives on trial fired on them...

Deal of the Day-Keep Company

I just returned from Scotland, so I am still in a tartan state of mind and found these Keep Company Midtop Sneakers appropriate.If you’ve got long lean legs, wear them...

Opener will start early

APThe NFL will start its Thursday night season opener involving the Giants an hour-and-a-half earlier to avoid clashing with the Republican National Convention.The game, in which the Super Bowl champions...

EPL Round 32: Sunday Fixtures

Tottenham 1 - 4 NewcastleConsidering Tottenham's success in the Carling Cup, it was easy to assume they were doing better than their 11th place standing would indicate. Spurs have been...

'90210' has its Dylan

Dustin Milligan be the new Dylan McKay. Dustin Milligan has been cast as the first star of the new "Beverly Hills, 90210" spinoff.Milligan has appeared in TV shows including "Supernatural"...

Starr Report: By the numbers

Don Imus kicks off his 19th annual "Radiothon" May 8 on WABC (770 AM) to raise money for The To morrows Children's Fun, CJ Foundation for SIDS and the Imus...

Rafa to Bring Javier Back

Liverpool gaffer Rafael Benitez is ready to bring the vociferous Javier Mascherano back into the fold for the Reds' Champions League first-leg against Arsenal on Wednesday.The Argentine footballer was sent...

Will Everybody Love a Dramatic Raymond?

He may be responsible for the “ugly guy, pretty girl” set-up that’s pretty much ruined family driven sitcoms, but you gotta give it to Ray Romano, he delivered a hilarious...

3 UP: Johan, Tiger Pen and Nick Johnson

Observations from a first full day of baseball:1. Big ballpark (such as Dolphins Stadium) plus inferior hitters equal what you can expect from Johan Santana in the NL. Hitters unfamiliar...

'CONGE$T' BARELY WINS COUNCIL OK

The congestion-pricing plan cleared a major barrier yesterday - as the City Council narrowly passed a resolution in favor of the measure, which now must be approved by the state...

'NOOSE' PROF: NOT MY PALS

Embattled Professor Madonna Constantine, who last fall found a noose dangling from her office at Columbia's Teachers College, insisted yesterday nobody she's close to would be behind the racially charged...

LOONY (B)INN

Guests at Bellevue will soon be given bathrobes instead of straitjackets, if the city can convince a developer to turn its most famous nut house into a luxe hotel. City...

BELL'S BUD A KEY WITLESS

Talk about having your case go up in smoke. A key prosecution witness in the Sean Bell slaying - the dead man's friend who was wounded in the barrage of...

MAYOR & BLAIR ARE CHEERIO

Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair dropped in yesterday for a chat with Mayor Bloomberg, joining a growing list of political heavyweights who have been making the rounds at City...

TAX HIKE HELPS PUT OUT CIGS: SMOKERS

The state's plan to nearly double its cigarette tax left some city smokers vowing to kick butt. "I can't believe it - that will make me quit," said 22-year-old security...

STATE'S 'LATEST' BUDGET IS NO DEAL

ALBANY - With the state budget now officially late, state lawmakers yesterday said they are hopeful an agreement will be finalized and passed within the next few days. The budget...

HEAT ON 'HATCHET SQUAD'

ALBANY - Gov. Paterson last night authorized Attorney General Andrew Cuomo to launch an unprecedented criminal probe of the State Police in the wake of The Post's report that a...

LI HIT-RUN EYED AS BIAS CRIME

A Long Island day laborer whose skull was fractured after a motorist went up on a sidewalk may have been an intentional target, cops said. The unidentified, 42-year-old victim was...

SUIT OVER SINATRA'S FAVE RESTAURANT HEATS UP

A battle over Ol' Blue Eyes and red sauce is stewing in Brooklyn federal court, where Patsy's Italian Restaurant is fighting for its name - and the right to claim...

WET A WAY TO START SEASON

Heartbroken baseball fans wasted their best hooky excuses yesterday when nagging showers washed out Opening Day in The Bronx, postponing the last home opener in the House That Ruth Built....

JAIL MAKES ME SICKO: DOC 'KILLER'

The jailed man accused of killing a shrink with a meat cleaver wants to be sent back to the loony bin - because Rikers Island is driving him crazy. A...

BRAIN DOC IN FRAUD BUST

A neurologist with offices in Brooklyn and Queens was arrested yesterday for allegedly filing insurance claims for medical tests he never performed on his patients, authorities said. Dr. German Laufer,...

VILLAGE SUPERMARKET 'SLAYER' NABBED

A man sought for the fatal stabbing of his ex-girlfriend in an East Village supermarket was nabbed by Florida cops after an "America's Most Wanted" viewer recognized his mug on...

THE 'YELLOW PAGE' GHOULS

"Masterpiece Theatre" host Alistair Cooke's heartbroken daughter described yesterday how she randomly chose the funeral home where the distinguished TV personality's body was plundered for bones. "The Yellow Pages," Susan...

B'KLYN UZI THUG GETS 'LIFE'

An Uzi-toting Brooklyn man, acquitted on charges he shot at two cops, still got the max yesterday - 15 years - for possessing the military-style weapon. The sentence will keep...

BANK THIEF'S BAD STRIP

A suspected bank robber peeled off his clothes to throw cops off his trail, but forgot one crucial detail: He left his wallet in his pants. The manhunt was on...

RAP-SHRINE SLAYERS SOUGHT

Cops are hunting for two men in the senseless slaying of a beloved mother of three who was killed by a stray bullet while attending a party for a slain...

THE CAR WASHER CRASHER

A Queens real-estate agent went ballistic at a Long Island car wash, repeatedly smashing his truck into a $12,000 computer and trapping workers after he was kept waiting for a...

HOOKER BOOKER'S BIG BREAK

The alleged second-in-command of the high-end hooker ring that arranged trysts for former Gov. Eliot Spitzer and thousands of moneyed johns may get off with just a wrist slap, her...

BASEMENT BONES

Repair crews at a lower Manhattan bar made a grisly discovery yesterday - uncovering human skeletal remains in the basement, cops said. The men were digging to the sewer line...

BROOKLYN JAIL EYES CELL-OUT

The city is taking another shot at adding cells - and sales - to Downtown Brooklyn's jail. The Department of Correction is seeking proposals to double the capacity at the...

COPS HIT THE BEACH

NYPD cops are fleeing the city for the serene Long Island beachfront, The Post has learned. The Long Beach Police Department once again reached into the New York Police Department's...

'FREEDOM' RATTLED

The Freedom Tower is being put to the test. A 40-foot-tall section of the tower's glass outer wall at a California testing lab is being pelted with rain, hammered with...

DROP DEAD, GORGEOUS

The mother of a gangland slay victim cursed Bonanno big Vincent "Vinny Gorgeous" Basciano to hell as he was given a life sentence yesterday for the murder. "I'm sure you...

POLICE RIP COP-BEAT PLEA DEAL

Police officials last night slammed a reputed plea deal for the thug who brutally beat an officer after recognizing him on the street as the cop who had busted him...

HACKERS' EPILEPTIC FIT

Hackers with a vicious streak preyed on an online forum for people with epilepsy and blitzed it with fast-flashing images to trigger migraines and seizures in some posters. More than...

CANCER 'LINKS'

Hold the hot dog - eating one sausage or three strips of bacon a day can raise your risk of bowel cancer, according to a British health expert. Just 1.8...

HER JERSEY LEAD IS SHOT DOWN

Hillary Rodham Clinton's bogus claim of dodging sniper fire in Bosnia has damaged her standing in New Jersey, according to poll released yesterday. Republican John McCain leads Clinton, 45 percent...

FITTY YANKS CLINTON NOD

Rapper 50 Cent said yesterday he has withdrawn his support from Hillary Rodham Clinton. Just weeks ago, he had been backing the former first lady. "There's nothing bad about [Barack]...

HILLARY'S HEALTH-CARE ISSUE: HER 292G DEBT

WASHINGTON - Hillary Rodham Clinton, whose health-care plan would require every American to get insurance, owes health-insurance companies nearly $300,000 in payments to cover her own campaign staff, records reveal....

OH, NO JEW DON'T

Woody Allen didn't get the joke when American Apparel plastered photos of him dressed as a rabbi on billboards in New York and Los Angeles, and he's now suing the...

JACK'S A SEA-SONED ACTOR

His last two movies were "The Departed" and "The Bucket List," but Jack Nicholson looks full of life as he frolics in the French West Indies. The increasingly tubby legend,...

NYPD DAILY BLOTTER

BROOKLYN * A man was fatally shot in Canarsie yesterday morning. Police said the 58-year-old victim, whose name was withheld, was seen arguing with the unidentified gunman at the Breukelen...

THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON A $50M SUIT

TRENT BENEFIELD suffers from a mental affliction known to erase the memories of unemployed, young men who have big lawsuits pending against large governmental bodies. It's called "iwantfiftymillionitis." Before he...

PAULSON'S PLAN IS MORE AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE

TOO bad Hank Paulson didn't wait another 24 hours before announcing his it'll-never-happen plan for changing oversight of the financial industry, and, by the way, permanently altering capitalism. Then he...

LOTTERY

NEW YORK Midday Nos. Mon.: 357; Lucky Sum: 15 / Midday Win-4 Mon.: 0190; Lucky Sum: 10 / Evening Nos. Mon.: 117; Lucky Sum: 9 / Evening Win-4 Sun.: 7339;...

'APPRENTICE' WITH A HEART

The reality-show genre made a positive real-world contribution last week. Piers Morgan - a British journalist and talent show judge - won "The Celebrity Apprentice," a version of Donald Trump's...

DITH PRAN, 1942-2008

Dith Pran, the New York Times photog rapher who died over the weekend at 65, used to say: "I'm not a hero - I'm a messenger." That's because he was...

POISONED CAMPUSES

IS the affair of the Columbia University noose finally nearing the end of its rope? The latest twist in the noose mystery will come as no surprise to those who...

TO SAVE MOYNIHAN STATION

IS the glorious vision of a resurrected Penn Station finished? Critics and mourners alike have been quick over the last few days to pronounce dead the project to build a...

ALGERIA: FREEDOM VS. TERROR

ALGIERS, ALGERIA AL Qaeda, facing setbacks elsewhere, re cently chose Algeria as a major opera tional base. Americans should see not only the threat, but an opportunity - for Algeria...

DESTROYING DETROIT

IT could be an item on a David Letterman Top Ten List of "How to Know Your Mayor is Headed for a Major Scandal" - he's known as the "Hip-Hop...

ROUGH SEAS AHEAD: DEMS' BAILOUT PLAN

Sens. Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama ride the same horse with taxpayers' money, but Sen. John McCain is man enough to shun the idea of bailing out those who couldn't...

MAYOR MIKE: YOU'RE FIRED

If anyone should take over at Ground Zero from the Port Authourity, it should be someone who wants the Twin Towers rebuilt, not replaced with something else ("Mike Bloomberg's Legacy,"...

CUOMO ON THE CASE

It's up to Attorney General Andrew Cuomo now: Gov. Paterson, as The Post's Fredric U. Dicker reports today, has asked the AG to open a criminal probe of the State...

DINALLO: INSURERS TARGET TRAVELERS TO ISRAEL

New York's insurance regulator is trying to sway insurers across the US to halt their controversial practice of denying life insurance to people traveling to Israel - particularly at Passover....

NEED LEVERAGE

Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson's sweeping plan to overhaul the US financial system may further whack already-battered Wall Street investment banks if it's put into effect, market players fear. While the...

BUYOUT EXODUS

More than 100 people are stampeding for the exits at Newsweek after they accepted voluntary buyouts from the weekly newsmagazine. Newsweek executives originally were hoping that 85 staffers would accept...

EXPERTS SPAR OVER SHOPPING OUTLOOK

Just three months into the year, a fierce debate has erupted on Wall Street about the outlook for the retail sector. Industry watchers agreed the housing crisis will continue to...

PUMP THE MUSIC

Caffeine and music are about to compose another duet. Red Bull, the energy drink, wants to follow Starbucks' lead and get into the branded record label business, The Post has...

$HIFTING TREND IN MOBILE CARRIERS

For a growing number of consumers, the cost of their cellphone bill is turning into a wrong number. A new study by comScore Research finds that 19 percent of wireless...

APPLE BLOSSOMS

Apple Inc. could see an explosion in iPhone sales over the next 24 months thanks to international expansion and the addition of new lower-priced models, influential company watcher Gene Munster...

SOLUTIONS TO REDUCE MORTGAGE COSTS

THE Economic Stimu lus Package has helped many New York State homeowners by increasing the FNMA & FHA mortgage limits. This is helping borrowers who currently have large (Jumbo) mortgages...

COUPLE'S RETIREMENT SAVED BY EQUITY NOW

Katherine and Martin T. are a couple from Ami tyville, N.Y. in their early sixties with two children. Lately they began thinking about retirement. That's when they began to worry...

WEIRD BUT TRUE

Wasn't getting his wish punishment enough? A Canadian man was sentenced to 60 days in jail for asking seven women to kick him in the groin because he was "curious"...

MEXICO CITY

This major city was once the home of the great Aztec people. By JASMIN K. WILLIAMS The area that would become Mexico City was first settled by ancient people in...

WHIP IT! WHIP IT GOOD!

MISTRESS Charlotte is shockingly pretty, strikingly young - and she will beat the crap out of you. "I'll tell you that you've been very bad," the 20-year-old dark-haired beauty explains...

FACE THE MUSTACHE

NOTHING says "I'm a MAN" quite like facial hair. Whether it's just a few days' worth of stubble or a full rabbi's beard, there's a certain maturity, edge and -...

REM'S END OF THE WORLD HERE AGAIN

R.E.M., "Accelerate": WITH a name like "Accelerate," you'd expect forward-looking musical motion from R.E.M. Instead, the band heads back to familiar territory on its first album in four years. It's...

SLIGHTLY BURNED MATCHES UPBEAT IN DEFEAT

MOST musicians throw hissy fits when their music gets leaked on the Internet. But when the Matches' third album, "A Band in Hope," leaked in February, a full month ahead...

SHELBY DOING HER OWN THING

SHELBY Lynne is refreshingly blunt. That, combined with an Alabama drawl that's music to the ears even when she's not singing, makes for an attention- grabbing one-two punch. From a...

MPFREE

Shelby Lynne, "Pretend" This melancholy breakup song is the sole track on "Just a Little Lovin' " that Lynne wrote. "It was the only song that I had that would...

STARR REPORT

By the numbers Ratings . . . Last Friday's "Dateline" (the Van Ryn/Cerak mistaken identity case) snared 10.5 mil lion viewers - NBC's biggest timeslot viewership numbers since June '07....

NEW 'ORDER'

HERE'S your first look at Anthony Anderson, the newest addition to "Law & Order." Anderson, who starred on Fox's "K-Ville" last season, joins the cast as Det. Kevin Bernard. "He's...

'90210' HAS ITS DYLAN

THE first star of the new "Bev erly Hills, 90210" spinoff has been cast. He's Dustin Milligan, who's appeared in TV shows including "Supernatural" and "Runaway" and in movies such...

SIMON BUYS LEONA HOME

SIMON Cowell has purchased a $5 million, Beverly Hills home for his newest protegé, British pop star Leona Lewis, according to reports. Lewis, who recorded the chart-topping "Bleeding Love," is...

ROKER ON DOPE

ORDINARILY, one turns to Spike TV for such quality programming as "The Ultimate Fighter" and "Manswers." But starting tomorrow night, Spike welcomes Al Roker. Kind of. Roker's production company is...

KATHIE LEE BACK ON A.M. TV WITH 'TODAY'

TV's worst-kept secret was confirmed yester day when NBC anointed Kathie Lee Gifford the new co-anchor of "Today's" fourth hour. Gifford, who left "Live with Regis & Kathie Lee" in...

CONQUER THE CANCER

THE dreaded C-word: It's the diagnosis no one wants to hear. Actor Patrick Swayze is the latest public figure fighting cancer, and he's just one of more than 1.4 million...

NON-CELEB FIT CLUB

One week into The Post's "Get Fit By Memorial Day" challenge, the 15 participants are more than 34 pounds lighter in total. Twenty percent of that belongs to top loser...

FORBES SEEKS MINUTE; OF REDEMPTION

Gary Forbes will end his college career at MSG this week, which is just where he ended his high school career five years ago. He's hoping that this time, it...

SPORTS SHORTS

NFL: Goodell: CBA is key Commissioner Roger Goodell made it clear yesterday the collective bargaining agreement has become a key point of discussion. Amid speculation team owners could opt out...

HONDO GOES LOWE

No blood. Hondo clicked with the Mariners last night but clunked with the Astros to remain 50 gilliams south of the border. Tonight, he'll get down with Lowe - 10...

SHAQ, RILEY: 2 OF AN UNKIND

AFTER months of painstaking homework, it has been determined Vince Carter is professional sports' giddiest loser. Nobody is faster at yucking it up and more hands-on with opponents following games....

RIGHT OF ROY: HEEL ALWAYS BE KANSAS FAN

Each summer, North Carolina coach Roy Williams on the very first day of his basketball camp lays down the law to all the little kids running around: You can wear...

FOUR FATHER

Colorful CBS College Sports Network analyst Pete Gillen, who coached Xavier to a Sweet Sixteen in 1990 and Providence to an Elite Eight in 1997, breaks down the Final Four...

DEVIL-ISH TASK: CLINCH PLAYOFFS

The season ends Sunday and the Devils, who spent 2½ months atop the division, still haven't clinched a playoff berth. Securing a postseason berth is their job tonight when they...

GIANTS RETURN TO WORK

The last time the Giants were together en masse, they were getting showered by confetti in a wild and emotional ticker-tape parade along the Canyon of Heroes, an honor befitting...

'CLYDE' TO THE RESCUE

MILWAUKEE - All James Dolan has to do is ask. Knicks legend Walt Frazier, who has avoided coaching to date, told The Post he is eager to serve as a...

WILLIE'S GAMBLE WINS BIG

MIAMI - A surprise move by Willie Randolph in his first important bullpen move of the year worked out in the Mets' favor yesterday. With the tying run on deck...

AMAZIN' JOHAN OPENS & SHUTS

MIAMI - Johan Santana was worth every penny. Sliding into the high-pressure role of ace with sublime ease, the Venezuelan left-hander was front and center in the Mets' 7-2 Opening...

PERFECT RX AFTER LONG WINTER

MIAMI - The difference can be as simple as a word choice, as basic as an action verb. You've seen Johan Santana plenty of times: on television, at Yankee Stadium,...

FIREWORKS IN THE 4TH

MIAMI - It lasted nearly half an hour, involved 10 hitters and produced a franchise record for runs in an inning on Opening Day. The Mets also said their six-run...

NETS 'FEEL ALIVE'

The odds are long, made more difficult because control is out of their hands. Yet the Nets refuse to ponder what seems inevitable: elimination from the playoffs. So they continue,...

HARD-WORKING JAGR FINDS WAY TO GET IT DONE

NOT so long ago, Jaromir Jagr could stand at the dot and one-time three pucks past a goalie in five minutes. Last night it took two Penguins in the penalty...

'DRU' GRIT

They brought passion, pride and purpose to the rink last night. Just as important, the Rangers brought Chris Drury with them to the Garden for their essential match against the...

MLB SCHEDULE-MAKER SHOULD BE BOOED

SO much for Opening Day. Get ready for Opening Night and dress warmly. The fans were not happy when yesterday's Opening Day game against the Blue Jays was rained out...

CABRERA HONORED TO START IN CENTER

Melky Cabrera considers it "an honor" to be starting Opening Day at Yankee Stadium at the most famous position in the team's history. Cabrera, the only Yankee regular who never...

PETTITTE PUTS BACK WOES BEHIND

Yesterday's rainout won't alter Andy Pettitte's season debut Saturday against the Rays at Yankee Stadium. Nor did it give the veteran an idea of what his left arm will produce...

HALLADAY: BLUE JAYS CAN REIGN

With the final opener in Yankee Stadium postponed until today, Toronto ace Roy Halladay will have to wait an extra day to step to the mound and into history. But...

YANKEES' FIRST ACT A WASHOUT

While the Yankees and Blue Jays waited yesterday for what was billed as the last Opening Day in Yankee Stadium, the Rogers Centre - a domed venue - would have...

SPRING'S BEEN GOOD

ENOUGH rain fell yesterday to push the final regular-season opener at the old Stadium back one day and to re-open a familiar whine collection by a few players about the...

HANK WON'T MISS FIRST GAME

At least one member of the Yankees family wasn't too disappointed about yesterday's opening day rainout. Hank Steinbrenner had remained in Tampa to take care of personal business, but expects...

EASTERN PROMISES

GAZE deep into the soul of Barbados and you'll discover the finest vestiges of Anglo-Saxon imperialism staring back - clinking champagne glasses held by hands laden down with diamonds, cricket-philes,...

HIT LIST

1) HIT THE TRAIL The National Trust's free guided Sunday hikes are no longer available this year, but you need only to hike Chalky Mount, in St. Joseph Parish, for...

IT'S A TOY!

CRUISE ships have been advertising "Broadway-style shows" for years, but New Yorkers, who know a thing or two about Broadway, know better: Shows on the high seas are pure Vegas....

TAKE FLIGHT

THOSE summer airfares got you down? Don't be discouraged - pull up a chair and listen in on round five of insider tips from the know-it-alls at Airfare Watchdog. CHECK...

KEY FOOD 'KILLER' CAUGHT IN FLA

A man sought for the fatal stabbing of his ex-girlfriend inside an East Village supermarket was nabbed by Florida cops today after an "America's Most Wanted" viewer recognized his mug...

Making Careful Progress

By BRETT CYRGALISAt this point in the season, every point counts. And to secure points is to secure a playoff position.So was it disconcerting to see the Rangers play a...

Santana scintillates in debut

MIAMI -– Notes and quotes from the Mets’ 7-2 Opening Day win here over the Marlins:-- Johan Santana was superb in his NL debut, throwing just 100 pitches in seven...

CONGESTION-PRICING PLAN WINS COUNCIL OK

The congestion-pricing plan cleared a major barrier yesterday - as the City Council narrowly passed a home resolution in favor of the measure, which now must be approved by the...

GOOD START

MIAMI - Johan Santana was worth every penny today. Fitting into the role of ace with ease, the left-hander was out front as the Mets cruised to a 7-2 Opening...

Woody Allen Is Not Amused

Woody Allen today filed suit against American Apparel, asking at least $10 million in damages for billboards that used his image without authorization. The ads, which use an image from...