Cookin’ With Coolio
mydamnchannel.com
Who knew it would take an Internet cooking show to return Coolio to relevance? In the first episode of his MyDamnChannel series, the Grammy-winning rapper swaggers back into the spotlight like he never left – not to showcase new rhymes, but to demonstrate the perfect dish to make when you’re short on time and “your girlfriend is one of them salad-eatin’ bitches.” With just a little basil, balsamic vinegar, olive oil, mozzarella, tomatoes and onion, you can make a “Coolio Caprese Salad” that will impress the heck out of your lady. We especially love his “sauce girls” who don’t do much but stand around like video-hoochies. It’s all about presentation, baby.
Inappropriate Office
icn.tv
The Independent Comedy Network’s “Inappropriate Office” takes the concept of “dirty work” and pile-drives it deep into the crapper. Duane is an overworked, underappreciated cubicle-drone who’s employed by a corporation that seems to lack an HR department or any sort of harassment policy. In the first episode, his work-swamped boss asks if he could change a tampon for her. (“It would be muy apreciado.”)In the second, an injured male superior requests similarly distasteful assistance in the men’s room.