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DEATH WISHES

We all have things we want to do before we die: see the Pyramids, or for the less ambitious, supersize it. In “The Bucket List,” a dramedy opening Christmas Day, Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman star as terminal cancer patients who set out to accomplish all their goals before they kick the bucket.

Take a look at Jack and Morgan’s own bucket lists – along with those from other celebs – and what they’ve managed to check off.

Jack Nicholson:

Get courtside seats at Lakers.

Play character that launches catchphrase.

See Diane Keaton naked.

Avoid seeing Kathy Bates naked.

Morgan Freeman:

Win Oscar.

Play God.

Do voiceover for every movie ever.

Jamie Lynn Spears:

Become famous like sister.

Stop by drugstore to pick up condoms.

Pamela Anderson:

Get married.

Do something about boobs.

Get married.

Get married.

Kevin Federline:

Perform at Madison Square Garden.

Perform at football stadium.

Perform at high-school gym.

Perform in my apartment.

George W. Bush:

Land a job that allows me to cut the line at Space Mountain.

Figure out how the magician got that quarter behind my ear.

Miss Teen South Carolina, Caitlin Upton:

Make lips look, like, smokin’ glossy.

Launch an initiative to address the educational inequities inherent in the American public school system with sensitivity to the racial, geographic and socio-economic factors that underlie them.