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PICKS ‘R’ HONDO

Picks ‘R’ Hondo Byrd became a fine feathered friend to Hondo last night as he flipped the Twins to lower the deficit to a tidy 355 boudreaus.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch is looking forward to getting some R & R – 10 units apiece on the Royals and Rangers.

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Hillary, in the wake of all the attention given her plunging neckline during a recent Senate speech, has surged to a 22-point lead over Obama, proving there’s one thing Americans just can’t resist: cleavage burst ing forth from a double-wide pantsuit . . . Coming soon to the memorabilia market: a limited number of base balls signed by A-Rod commemorating his 500th homer, with each one individually wrapped in a beau tiful, white, obscenity-laced tank top signed by C-Rod. Get one now while supplies last.

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