June 14, 2007
Obsessives: Idolatry
American Idol Kelly Clarkson canceled her tour today (because of poor ticket sales). So how to fill the void during these long days of summer? With another Idol, of course....
Pitch Perfect Future?
Yankee Expert Steven Goldman has an interview with prospect expert Kevin Goldstein. Goldman has great news for the Bombers: They are already developing a great pitching staff in the minors....
Movies Lose Leary, TV Gains
An excellent Marshall Fine profile of "Rescue Me" star Denis Leary in this week's New York Observer reminds us that the man who was wasted on the big screen in...
New Darkness Footage: Bloody Executions
Gametrailers.com has a new, wonderfully gory video from the upcoming game "The Darkness." Enjoy. Not for the kiddies, though.
Yankees At Work!
The Bombers play the Diamondbacks this afternoon in The Bronx. If you happen to be at work, watch the gamecast on nypost.com. Lets see if they can reach 9 straight.Watch...
Coach Keenan Returns
The Calgary Flames have hired Mike Keenan as their new head coach, reported The Canadian Press last night. The CP, citing unidentified sources, said an official announcement is expected today...
Deal of the Day
Banana Republic is where hippies normally go to die.But this Cotton Leaf Print Top is bohemian enough to support the aesthetic yet mature enough to leave the stench at the...
Scene
Elite model Shaundra Hyre wears a cute plaid dress by Mayle and Michael Kors platform wedges. Rings are from Lou Zeldis, a jewelyy designer who makes them from objects found...
"Evan"-Sent Blockbuster for Universal?
I saw "Evan Almighty" this week: wild animals, tame jokes. This PG comedy is so broad, so mild, so kid-friendly (the principal sources of humor are animal-poop jokes and the...
OKLAHOMA - THE SOONER STATE
The nation's 46th state joined the Union on Nov. 16, 1907. It covers 69,919 square miles and the capital is Oklahoma City. Tulsa was once known as the "Oil Capital...
BRIT STAR COUPLE FIZZLES ON COLONIES' SHORES
THE great British invasion of 2007 went about as well as 1812. Dubbed the next transplanted power couple of America with their highly anticipated move to Los Angeles next month,...
HAUTE LIST
Badunkadenim BOOTYLICIOUS babes can rest assured their generous assets will fit comfortably in fall's new crop of denim. Levi's brand-new Red Tab Curvy Cut 528 jeans ($44 at jcpenney.com), which...
A LONG, WHACK-Y JOURNEY BACK INTO THE CHARTS
VEWERS disagree (often angrily) about whether "The Sopranos" finale was a hit or a rat. But one thing is certain: It has resurrected Journey's old-school hit "Don't Stop Believin'." Since...
HARRIS MAY SKATE INTO 'XANADU'
SUDDENLY, the wheels aren't in motion. James Carpinello, the rolling-skating star of "Xanadu," broke his foot during rehearsals Tuesday, forcing the campy $6 million Broadway show to postpone opening night...
FERRI SOARS IN HER SWAN SONG
THE blood and thunder of Scots choreographer Kenneth Mac Millan always found a passionate echo in the uninhibited dancing of Alessandra Ferri. This season - in her goodbye to New...
THIS SCRIPT CAN'T CUT IT
THERE'S a distinct odor of flop sweat emanating from "The Butcher of Baraboo," now playing at the Second Stage's Uptown 2007 series. Watching a cast that includes Debra Jo Rupp,...
SIGNATURE $AVINGS FROM NORTON
PERHAPS it was their primal fear of Edward Norton. In any event, his phone calls persuaded corporate sponsors to underwrite $20 tickets - for every seat, for every play -...
STARR REPORT
'Boston' brewin'John Larroquette is joining the cast of ABC's "Boston Legal" - while Rene Auberjonois, Constance Zimmer, Julie Bowen and Mark Valley are out. "Those four will not be returning...
FANTASTIC 'FLIGHT'
AND now for something completely different. Impossible, you say? Not impossible, I answer - just unlikely. Nevertheless, here comes "Flight of the Conchords," a new HBO comedy series that is...
ISAIAH CALMS DOWN
ISAIAH Washington is cooling down in the aftermath of getting axed from ABC. The "Grey's Anatomy" star was livid last week when he released a statement saying, "I'm mad as...
MY FAIR TRUMP
DONALD Trump is not waiting long to get back on TV. Trump, whose "Apprentice" series was dropped from NBC's fall schedule, is set to make a comeback in a show...
THE DRAB 4
COWABUNGA, evil! The T.G.I. Friday's of superhero franchises returns with "Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer," the silliest sci-fi movie since "An Inconvenient Truth." These B-list demigods are so...
SEXY STAR NOW AN ALBA-INO
THERE'S only one thing worse than taking the hottest young actress in Hollywood and making her invisible. And that's giving her a terrible dye and makeup job. Yet somehow, the...
GOLDEN OLDIE MCCARTNEY
PAUL McCartney still has it. Sure, he scored the No. 3 record in America this week with the release of his CD "Memory Almost Full," but the girls were the...
THE REIGN OF OPRAH
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Talk show queen Oprah Winfrey has replaced Tom Cruise as the most world's most powerful celebrity and jailbird Paris Hilton has dropped off the annual Forbes...
IF IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
You need to be a bit more assertive in your dealings with partners, rivals and employers - but only a bit. There is a fine line between being sure of...
POLS FAIL IN 'JOINT' SESSION
ALBANY - A push to legalize medical marijuana appeared to go up in smoke yesterday because of a provision that would allow state-sanctioned patients to buy pot from illegal dealers....
MIKE TRASH-TALKS
The Bloomberg administration yesterday came out against a City Council proposal calling for Sanitation agents to issue tickets only between 8-9 a.m. and 6-7 p.m. Sanitation Commissioner John Doherty told...
JPMORGAN MOVING TO NEW WTC
Banking giant JPMorgan Chase has reached a deal with the Port Authority to move a big chunk of its operations to a new Tower 5 at the World Trade Center,...
TEDDY-BEAR GANG OF LI'L 'CAR CROOKS'
Three boys from a bucolic Connecticut boarding school for troubled kids - one of them just 10 - stole a car and made a run for Manhattan that was thwarted...
HAITI SOCCER TEENS BOLT TEAM AT JFK
Thirteen players on Haiti's national junior soccer squad deserted the team during a brief layover at Kennedy Airport early yesterday, just hours before a trip to South Korea to prepare...
HEAT'S ON 'KILLER' AS HEROIC DAD DIES
A father of seven daughters who was shot by a serial stickup crew died yesterday - as cops closed in on a suspect in the coldhearted killing. The turn in...
'UNDERGROUND' MUSIC
Coming soon to a subway platform near you: an insect goddess, a flamenco guitarist and a beatboxer who plays rap music on the flute. Introducing 21 new sub way stars...
CONGE$TION PLAN IN A JAM
Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver's handpicked Democratic steering committee concluded yesterday that Mayor Bloomberg's current congestion-pricing plan is "unpassable." At a meeting of the committee, which helps guide policy for Silver,...
HISSY-DISSY MCG
Me-ouch! Dina Matos McGreevey's tell-all memoir about her marriage to the Garden State's "Love Gov" sank like a stone because she's a fashion disaster who can't string together a sentence,...
NEW ATTACK LOOMS IN L.I. BATTLE OF THE BUSHES
Hamptons hedge-gate escalated yesterday as a lawyer for Goldman Sachs big and accused shrub killer Marc Spilker vowed to quickly resume the clearing of a beach-access path over his high-powered...
DEATHS SPUR HEROIN STING
Outraged over 135 heroin overdoses in just four years, Nassau DA Kathleen Rice launched a yearlong undercover operation that nabbed 33 dealers on Long Island and in Brooklyn, including one...
BX. SPIDER-MAN
This Bronx man doesn't leap tall buildings at a single bound - he just climbs down them. He somehow scrambled down the facade yesterday after allegedly assaulting someone and threatening...
RAPPER WON'T PLAY THE GAME
He's a rapper who doesn't want a record. Multiplatinum West Coast artist The Game turned down a no-jail plea deal on his Manhattan police-impersonation case yesterday - insisting he won't...
ROCKET DUMPED IN BRONX BUILDING'S TRASH
Cops had a missile crisis on their hands yesterday when a Bronx janitor found an explosive device in a trash can, authorities said. Building superintendent Alex Gonzales was dumping garbage...
VALOR-DICTORY
Some dragged their IV drips, some wore wigs, but 15 cancer-fighting teenagers all donned gowns and mortarboards at a special graduation ceremony at Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center yesterday. The event,...
'ORPHAN' KID CRIES AT MA-SLAY DAD'S HEARING
His eyes filled with tears, a 13-year-old boy shared only a quick glance with his father in court yesterday before officers led the Queens man - convicted of killing the...
JEWISH 'HATE' GROUP VS. BARRON
Police are investigating a radical Jewish group after it plastered fliers over Brooklyn Councilman Charles Barron's office yesterday, calling him an anti-Semite for voting for the defeated proposal to name...
LABELS FOR LESS
"Thrift shop" is not a term you'd associate with the late New York socialite and best-dressed-list hall-of-famer Nan Kempner. But after the exhibition of her wardrobe at The Met's Costume...
DIRTY PIX IN LIMO 'RAPE'
The garage attendant accused of dragging an unconscious woman inside a limousine and raping her walked out of court with no additional bail yesterday as police revealed that his accomplice...
THUG STRUCK 'GONG'
A Chinese doctor who interrupted a news conference last year between President Bush and Chinese President Hu Jintao was attacked by a mugger at her job in Midtown, authorities said...
CRITTERS COLLARED!
You're collared! This stray Rottweiler getting some love from Officer Michael Sullivan of the 106th Precinct station house was the subject of a "vicious dog" call yesterday in Ozone Park,...
FIRE DAD KEEPING RIGHT TO SUE
The West African man who lost his wife and four children in a horrific Bronx blaze said yesterday he isn't withdrawing the papers preserving his right to sue the FDNY,...
TAX-BILL THRILL
The Curtis family of Brooklyn was among the many homeowners across the city yesterday who were thrilled to be cashing in on the budget deal reached by Mayor Bloomberg and...
PARA-HELL PARKING
Merchants along a once-bustling Brooklyn business strip say they're getting hammered by a city streetscape project that's made it all but impossible for customers to find parking. "I don't know...
9-MONTHS PREGNANT BOMBER NABBED
Israeli authorities have arrested a Palestinian woman who was on her way to commit a suicide bombing in Tel Aviv - while she was pregnant with her ninth child, officials...
'GAZA IS LOST' TO HAMAS
Hamas is poised to create a terrorist Islamic mini-state in the Gaza Strip after capturing hundreds of rival gunmen and flattening a security headquarters of rival President Mahmoud Abbas yesterday....
FEDS SET RADAR ON NEAR-MISS CAUSES
The U.S. Department of Transportation's inspector general has launched an investigation into the harrowing spike of near-collisions by planes at area airports, The Post has learned. The investigation was prompted...
HILL WINS STEVE STAKES
WASHINGTON - Hillary Rodham Clinton's presidential campaign has reeled in a big one: "Jaws" director Steven Spielberg. The Oscar-winner, who co-hosted a fund-raiser for the former first lady in California...
WEIGHT-LOSS PILL GETS FED PANEL'S NIX
Federal health advisers said no yesterday to a controversial weight-loss drug, which has been proven to increase the risk of suicide. The independent panel - whose advice the Food and...
DA 'SAT ON' DUKE FACTS
The lead investigator in the flawed rape case against three Duke lacrosse players said yesterday the top prosecutor knew about the accuser's history of mental illness - but didn't tell...
PARIS GETS SHRINK CALL
LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton received a secret, early-morning house call from her hot-shot shrink, jailhouse sources told The Post yesterday. Dr. Charles Sophy checked in on the fragile psyche...
WATCH-DOGS BITE TIMEX TALE
WASHINGTON - President Bush tried unwinding rumors yesterday that his watch got lifted while greeting jubilant well-wishers in Albania earlier this week. "I have never seen such a ludicrous story,"...
NANTUCKET 'KILLER WAS SUICIDAL'
A drunken Wall Street banker was talked out of jumping to his death two days before he stabbed his millionaire ex-girlfriend to death in Nantucket in a lovesick rage, a...
PANT-A-LOON IDEA
It's the principle, not the pants. The Washington judge who slapped a dry cleaner with $54 million lawsuit for allegedly losing his slacks said yesterday that he would use most...
SPECTOR SNOOZES AT TRIAL
Music man Phil Spector dozed off at his own murder trial yesterday, falling asleep during a long stretch of mind-numbing testimony. It was the first time Spector, 67, has been...
NYPD DAILY BLOTTER
QUEENS A Corona landlord was busted after he and several accomplices dumped the body of a man who had died of an apparent drug overdose, authorities said yesterday. Laureano Serrano,...
LOTTERY
NEW YORK Midday Nos. Wed.: 575; Lucky Sum: 17 / Midday Win-4 Wed.: 9989; Lucky Sum: 35 / Evening Nos. Wed.: 675; Lucky Sum: 18 / Evening Win-4 Wed.: 9846;...
NYC'S BUDGET CLOUDS . . .
Smiles, handshakes and even a peck on City Council Speaker Christine Quinn's cheeks from Mayor Bloom berg marked the jubilant mood surrounding Tuesday's announcement of a $59 billion city-budget deal...
. . . AND MIKE'S SUNSHINE FANTASIES
Continuing the economic growth al luded to above is going to require a lot of added electricity, and Mayor Bloomberg has an idea in that regard. He wants New York...
IN GAZA'S SHADOW
WONDER what Iraq would look like if we left to morrow? Take a look at Gaza today. Then imagine a situation a thousand times worse. We need to stop making...
PAKISTAN'S PATH OUT OF PERIL
A "SPRING of discontent" has shaken the rule of Pakistan's Gen. Pervez Musharraf. A resilient tribal revolt in the province of Baluchistan, a political duel with the nation's chief justice...
BORDER BILL, R.I.P.
DEMOCRAT Byron Dor gan, who seldom has tasted legislative suc cess during 15 years in the Senate, scored a dubious victory last week: He was able to insert a poison...
ON THE FRONT - AT HOME AND ABROAD STEVE CASSIDY
IT made news last week when Julianne Powers, with her sons Nicholas and Sam, went up to the podium to accept the Commissioner Edward Thompson Medal for bravery and valor...
FED UP WITH THE POLS
WHY did the immigra tion bill fail? Ask Paris Hilton. Don't ask President Bush, who signaled his final divorce from contact with reality on the ground here in America by...
WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS: SHE'LL ALWAYS HAVE JAIL
No matter how you look at it, driving drunk or violating court orders is not funny ("Justice 90210," Editorial, June 9). This may be what Paris Hilton needs to look...
STAMPING OUT WELFARE
Food stamps are not welfare - they are an important support for working families striving to gain economic independence ("John Vliet Spitzer," Editorial, June 6). Increases in food stamp recipients...
SHOT IN THE ARM
Surprise shopping sprees by consumers helped lift Wall Street out of its slump and sent battered stocks rebounding again, at least for now. Government data yesterday showed an unexpected surge...
JOURNAL'S BRAUCHLI STIRS UP TEAM
As The Wall Street Journal struggles with a drop in advertising, the newspaper's new head editor yesterday shook up its top editorial ranks to more fully combine the online and...
GETTING HIT ON INTEREST
INTEREST rates will move higher for a few more weeks before the upward pressure eases a bit. Unless . . . (in the tradition of "The Sopranos" creator, David Chase,...
NBC 1ST UPFRONT
After a month of stalled negotiations, NBC became the first broadcast network to sell commercial time to advertisers for the upcoming fall season. NBC struck two major ad deals yesterday...
BOULTBEE NEEDN'T EX-PLANE: JUDGE
Prosecutors at Conrad Black's fraud trial didn't prove Hollinger International's former CFO helped the dethroned press baron scam shareholders by using the company plane to jet off to Bora Bora...
THE TRUMP TOUCH
Donald Trump has made his name negotiating gold-plated real estate deals, but when it comes to selling other goods, the tycoon doesn't always have the Midas touch. A line of...
BUYOUT BASHED
An irate group of big investors in struggling broadcaster Ion Media Networks filed a lawsuit last night to stop a proposed takeover by NBC Universal and hedge fund Citadel Investment...
9 FOX STATIONS FOR SALE
News Corp. plans to jettison just less than one-fourth of its owned-and-operated television stations in the United States. The company, which owns The Post, said yesterday that it retained boutique...
ESPN SITE GETS EDITOR
ESPN.com, the nation's most heavily trafficked sports media Web site, yesterday named Robert King, a former sports editor at the Philadelphia Inquirer, as its new editor-in-chief. King replaces John Papanek,...
FREE AS A FOXY
For two years, there've been tears, threats, and handcuffs. Now, maybe someday they'll get a manicure together. Foxy Brown and the judge who was her one-time nemesis bid each other...
HOT WHEELS
LEILANI Munter lives a life defined by the need for speed - she's one of the fastest women in auto racing and the highest female finisher in the history of...
GUIDING LIGHT
OUTDOOR lighting - whether it's simple string lights hung from a tree or a custom-designed fixture - is an essential part of outdoor enjoyment. At its very best, lighting is...
POOL TOGETHER
We're spending a week at a friend's summer house. Our toddler can't swim, and my wife is terrified about the pool and wants to cancel. How can I reassure her?...
TAKE A STERN GLANCE
It's a castle fit for a king (of all media). Now that construction on Howard Stern's palatial Southampton spread is moving along at a good clip, it may be time...
ACROSS 110TH
A year and a half ago, New York magazine asked real-estate appraiser Jonathan Miller to estimate what Central Park was worth. The figure Miller came up with - more than...
BUILD UP
What's growing in Brooklyn? The number of affordable-housing units, that's what. Helping Mayor Bloomberg on his way to the 165,000 new affordable units he's promised the city by 2013 is...
JUST SOLD!
Manhattan FLATIRON $777,500 5 E. 22nd St. One-bedroom, one-bath condo, 668 square feet, with hardwood floors, central AC and garden and skyline views; Madison Green building features doorman, laundry, gym,...
HOUSES OF THE WEEK
Harlem $980,000 Bedrooms: 3 Bathrooms: 2 Square feet: 1,327 Common charges: $774 This Bradhurst Avenue penthouse duplex has double-height windows and a south-facing terrace offering "incredible" views of the Empire...
DREAM HOMES
Upper East Side $6.825 million Central Park ain't got nothing on this Fifth Avenue family home - at least according to the flyer, which claims that both the condo's views...
IONA'S A-ROD SET FOR BACK SURGERY
Alejo Rodriguez, who starred at Mount St. Michael before going to Iona College, is scheduled to have back surgery Monday and will miss the upcoming basketball season. The 6-8 forward...
MALIGNAGGI WANTS TITLE
The verdict is in. Paulie Malignaggi was not temporarily insane last year when he decided to stand toe-to-toe and slug it out with undefeated welterweight titlist Miguel Cotto. By making...
TWO FINALLY FIND WINNER'S CIRCLE
Certifiably Crazy, 7-year-old gelding who was champion NY-bred turf horse last two years, has been retired because of torn ligament. FIFTH RACE: It doesn't get much weirder than this. First,...
HONDO'S CLAWING
Thou shalt not go against the sizzling Yankees until cooling commences. Hondo learned that hard lesson last night when he was d-feated with the D-Backs to d-crease the profits to...
HARD SPUN HAD NO KICK - GOMEZ
Following Saturday's Belmont Stakes, a chorus led by trainer Larry Jones wondered what jockey Garrett Gomez was thinking when he wrangled Hard Spun, the expected frontrunner, back off one of...
GIVE TO LAKEMAN FUND
The Backstretch Employee Service Team (B.E.S.T.) has established the Andrew Lakeman Assistance Fund to benefit the jockey who was seriously injured in a spill at Belmont Park on May 25....
SPORTS SHORTS
NHL: Report: Flames hire Keenan The Calgary Flames have hired former Ranger coach Mike Keenan as their new head coach, The Canadian Press reported yesterday. Citing unidentified sources, the CP...
JUNIOR TO DRIVE FOR HENDRICK
Around the time Rick Hendrick disclosed there was "no room at the inn" for Dale Earnhardt Jr. on his team, space was becoming available when contract talks with Kyle Busch...
MONTIE HAUNTED BY WINGED FOOT MELTDOWN
OAKMONT, Pa. - Colin Montgomerie is a significant figure at this U.S. Open for a few reasons. Firstly, he was part of the three-way playoff won by Ernie Els (Loren...
SLAM CHANCES REST WITH ZACH
OAKMONT, Pa. - There is one player in the U.S. Open field this week at Oakmont who has a chance to win a Grand Slam this year and his name...
HATE FOR 8
OAKMONT, Pa - The Oakmont 8th has conjured up some serious conversation at this week's U.S. Open, with some pros whining about its severe length - 288 yards with the...
POISON 'OAK'
OAKMONT, Pa. - Admit it, golf fans. You like pain as long it's not being inflicted on you. Admit that you like to watch, that you draw some sort of...
MEMORY BANK
OAKMONT, Pa. - Sports psychologists and the like are big at having their clients focus on positive mental images as if transporting themselves to a time of past success will...
THEY SAID IT
"Oak-monster. This course will test every single shot you ever thought you'd need and every single shot you never thought you'd need." - Rory Sabbatini "It does make Winged Foot...
YOUNG BACKLINERS STICK WITH DEVILS
The Devils yesterday signed Andy Greene and Matt Corrente, two of the defensemen they are counting on to be figures of their future. Greene finished his first pro season by...
STOP TALKIN'
Tom Coughlin has said it before, and yesterday he said it again, with the entire Giants team assembled en masse for the first time: Shut up and play. No, Coughlin...
JIM'S SEASON IS FINN-ISHED
The Giants this offseason tried to upgrade their fullback position but were unsuccessful. Now, they truly have to locate a replacement for Jim Finn, who yesterday was placed on the...
KENDALL WILL 'CAMP' WITH JETS ... FOR NOW
When the Jets convene for their full-squad minicamp, beginning today and running through the weekend, every player is expected to attend - including disgruntled guard Pete Kendall. Kendall's agent, Neil...
BLUED AWAY!
LOS ANGELES - It's shameful now. The Mets' skid is mind-boggling, and they know that in their current state, they're far from what they should be. Billy Wagner willingly admitted...
WRIGHT A STEAL FOR METS
LOS ANGELES - David Wright is trying for another Mets record. The All-Star third baseman already has set the record for longest hitting streak in Mets history (26 games) and...
NETS LIKE NICK
Nets GM Ed Stefanski gave an initial assessment of 6-11 Nevada forward Nick Fazekas as a guy with good hands who can score down low. And for that, Fazekas gave...
SCHIANO WARMS UP FOR POSADA
Jorge Posada has caught some serious heat in his illustrious Yankees career. So Rutgers coach Greg Schiano has no intentions of lolly-gagging his pitch to the Yankees catcher tomorrow night....
SUBWAY GETS ROCKET BOOST
Mets fans may never forgive Roger Clemens for beaning Mike Piazza during the regular season or throwing the barrel of a sawed-off bat in Piazza's direction in the 2000 World...
YANKS KEEP DATE WITH 8
Who knows how tight the Yankees can pull in the AL East? Maybe the May hole proves to be their death sentence and provides the Red Sox the vehicle to...
REPORT: BUD LEANING TOWARD GIAMBI BAN
Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig "is heading toward" suspending Jason Giambi next week if the Yankee slugger doesn't cooperate with former Senator George Mitchell's investigation into steroid use in baseball, according...
NO JOKE: A-ROD IS THE MAIN EVENT
HE WHO laughs last, laughs best. That's what they say, isn't it? So when Alex Rodriguez called out "Ha!" that night on the Toronto base path, maybe that was his...
MATSUI 'INTERS' GREATNESS
You knew Hideki Matsui was an international superstar. Did you know he's also an interleague one? Entering yesterday, Matsui owned the highest interleague batting average among players with at least...
GIAMBI FACING SUSPENSION
Commissioner Bud Selig may suspend Jason Giambi if the Yankee slugger refuses to cooperate with former senator George Mitchell's steriod-use investitagion, according to a report in USA Today. A high...
WEIRD BUT TRUE
Two South Carolina correction officers-turned-criminals have been charged with stealing a cow from a prison farm, authorities said. Officers Robert Kent Summersett and Carl Ray Watford Jr. allegedly took the...
It's not HBO, it's FX
Imagine Tony Soprano. Except he's a firefighter. And females in his life who mysteriously disappear get their stories at least partially resolved by the end of an episode. There are...
If you want to meet some Mets
By MARK HALE The Mets sent the following out as a release today, which I've simply copied and pasted for you guys to see. If you're interested, it might be...