June 10, 2007

ROTO FILES - Sheff stays in control

Not many people are capable of the verbal buffoonery at which Gary Sheffield excels. In his latest episode of witless commentary, Sheffield told GQ magazine that baseball’s lack of black...

Impossible to Avoid: Summer Drama Premieres

Everybody’s gearing up for summer vacation, unless you’re on the second-tier cable networks, in which case you’re just starting your shift. Fortunately, because Denis Leary, star of FX’s “Rescue Me,”...

Glavine in Detroit

By MARK HALETom Glavine just began the bottom of the first, and one thing to keep in mind with him today is that Comerica Park has a dirt strip from...

PAY TO PARK

Leaving Yankee Stadium Sunday I had to walk past Carl Pavano’s old parking space. Pavano is now officially a Yankee memory. His parking space is gone, too. Pavano’s No. 45...

Bruce Almighty

I got a chuckle out of the recent Vanity Fair cover story announcing that Bruce Willis was "back'' with "Die Hard With a Vengeance,'' opening on June 27. When this...

'LOVE' CHILD

There's never enough love to go around for Margene, the youngest of the three wives on HBO's "Big Love." Ginnifer Goodwin describes her character as "the plaything, the sunny, silly,...

REEL GOOD

CAGED (1950) Monday, 10:30 p.m., TCM This is the movie that invented the word "camp." "Sound of Music" beauty Eleanor Parker is a 19-year-old innocent who is accused of armed...

HOPE SPRINGS

He's the calming influence on his own talk show. The peacemaker who smoothes the feathers of ruffled guests before they start flinging chairs. But on "America's Got Talent," talk show...

MAGICAL REDGRAVE

When Vanessa Redgrave enters a popular Lincoln Center restaurant, she doesn't come through the main door. She chooses, instead, the door that's right next to her table in the corner,...

FROM DAY 1, SHE WAS A KATIE-STROPHE

I can't tell you why America seems disinclined to watch Katie Couric anchor the CBS Evening News. What I can tell you is why I'm disinclined to watch Katie Couric...

BODICE-RIPPING 'TUDORS' A GREAT RIDE

Here's an unsung heroine for you: Joan Bergin, costume designer on "The Tudors." It is she who we presumably must credit for the tightness of the corset worn by Natalie...

DON'T MISS LIST

CATEGORY: INTERVIEW Hed: One degree from Kevin Bacon Television was the best thing that ever happened to Kyra Sedgwick. After a career of playing best friends and girlfriends or sister...

SURFER DUDE

To play one of the central character in his new HBO series about California's surfing subculture, executive producer David Milch has taken the risky step of casting a 16-year-old professional...

MAJORITY RULES - ON THE KING'S SIDE

Chess WHEN beginners open a chess book, they often feel bombarded with contradictory rules. What is praised in the endgame can be a fundamental error in the middlegame. For example,...

SOCIAL STOOP

IT'S funny how dogs make friends out of strangers - like my late neighbor Mitch Pressler. A fixture on East 90th Street for decades, he'd sit on his building's stoop,...

THE CAT LADY

SUMMER is the season for lovely, blooming potted plants. And if your cats are like mine, they like those plants as much as you do, except they show it by...

ADOPT ME

Bebe is a youthful 1-year-old black Lab mix full of personality. She's really a sleek beauty with a gorgeous, shiny coat, and will make someone a great companion. Meet her...

HOT SEAT

Before "My Name Is Earl," there was a greater chance you would have known Jaime Pressly's face or body than her name. A veteran model and actress, Pressly became a...

HOT LIST

1 Baby Bush No need to imagine what it would be like if this country's leading politicians were rugrats, thanks to Comedy Central's new animated series, "Lil' Bush." Lil' George...

NIGHT, MOTHER

AS understatements go, the title of NY1 political reporter Dominic Carter's new memoir is a whopper: "No Momma's Boy." When Carter was a young child, his mentally ill mother tried...

AN UNRELIABLE NARRATOR

Michael Ondaatje is one of those literary novelists you suspect is more discussed than actually read. In a career spanning 30 years, he has written five well-received novels, specializing in...

BETTING BULLETS

It doesn't matter how disappointed you may have been with "The Sopranos" for the past few seasons, if you have even a passing interest in Tony and family, we know...

THIS WEEK'S DVDS

Ghost Rider: 2-Disc Extended Cut2 ½ STARS(Sony, $34.95) Comic-book fan Nic Cage does another Elvis-y turn in his role of a motorcycle stuntman who sells his soul to the devil....

A LIST STYLE AT REALIST PRICES

REESE WITHERSPOON CUTE AND CASUAL Square-framed "City Style" sunglasses, $16.50, at New York & Company, 715 Lexington Ave. Gold-plated globe necklace, $6, at Girlprops, 153 Prince St. Clover necklace, $24.50,...

5 YEAR ITCH

Judging strictly by timelines, Maroon 5 is one of the world's laziest bands. It's been five years since the group released its first CD, the triple-platinum "Songs About Jane." And...

STONE AGE STAFFS

Josh Homme can't help it - switching partners is in his blood. Musical partners, that is. The lead singer and guitarist for Queens of the Stone Age relishes the challenge...

TOBY KEITH: "BIG DOG DADDY"

Toby Keith doesn't quite have Merle Haggard's outlaw aesthetic, but in a country-gone-pop era, he's among the truest to Nashville tradition. Keith's songs are a mix of honky-tonk burners and...

FABOLOUS: "FROM NOTHIN' TO SOMETHIN'"

Even his haters will find it hard to knock the latest from Brooklyn's Fabolous. On Fab's fourth CD, the MC is rapping about the usual themes: cash money, thug justice...

THEATER OF WAR

A CONTROVERSIAl theatrical work about the war in Iraq, initially intended to be a high school production, has become a national cause celebré, placed one courageous teacher's career in jeopardy...

KIWI CON MEN

Two awkward, thirtysomething guys in a music-parody band have their own HBO show coming out? Something here rings a bell. "We joked about calling it Tenacious Dundee," says Bret McKenzie,...

HEROINE CHIC

Quick, call a girl sleuth! It's The Mystery of the Mediocre Film Adaptation. There must be something about the words "timeless" and "classic" that strikes fear into the hearts of...

FANCY NANCY ON SCREEN: A BRIEF HISTORY

Emma Roberts is the third actress to play Nancy Drew - and both earlier versions are arriving on DVD this week in time to cash in on the new film....

SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN

HERE'S nothing comic-book fans like better than a knockdown, drag-out fight. But the most interesting superhero battle these days isn't playing out on four-color pages, it's taking place on movie...

SCHOOL FOR REVOLUTION

MALCOLM McDowell is implanted in our psyches as Alex, the Beethoven-loving psycho in Stanley Kubrick's mega-violent "A Clockwork Orange" (1971). But he first caught our attention as the young rebel...

MOBILE MEX

MOST New Yorkers don't own cars - maybe that's what makes us so crazy for food on wheels, from soft-serve to hot dogs. Same goes for the humble taco. While...

HARRIS, 28, AND DIEZ, 29

MAY 24 - Success in love involves no small amount of luck. "We met at a party that a mutual friend was throwing in May 1997," says Crystal Harris, a...

MCDONALD, 31, AND DECOSTA, 30

MAY 5 - Robin McDonald formed an island romance with Bermuda native Matthew DeCosta while vacationing in the summer of 1995. McDonald, who returned to the States that fall to...

LAVIN, 34, AND SHAFARENKO, 33

MAY 11 - Tim Lavin wanted to pose a perfect proposal to Marianna Shafarenko, so he waited until the moment presented itself. "He told me that he had walked around...

SEKOSKI, 28, AND RABBITT, 30

MAY 19 - For some, getting married can evoke heavy emotion. For Ashleigh Rabbitt, the only thing heavy on her wedding day was her 15-pound bouquet. Carrying peonies, roses, gardenias,...

DEATH OF A DEAL

The immigration-reform deal - announced to much fanfare last month - seemingly collapsed this week when the bill failed a key procedural vote in the Senate. The measure represented a...

SEND PLUMMER PACKING

City Council Speaker Christine Quinn says she's looking into whether she and her members have the right to fire Viola Plummer, the venomous chief of staff to noxious Councilman Charles...

ALL TALK, NO HIKES

EARLY in George W. Bush's presidency, liberal critics said: The economy is not growing. Which was true. He inherited the debris of the 1990s' irrational exuberances. A brief (eight months)...

SAVE MY SCHOOL

IF thinking back to your high school years brings the same bittersweet memories I have, you'll see how sad it is to wake up one day and to realize your...

HERE'S THE CENTRAL POINT: IT'S A PARK, NOT PARKWAY

THE ISSUE: The bid to bar car traffic from Central Park during summer months. Thank you for your article on the new age for the Department of Transportation ("City Eyes...

VENEVISION'S VISION

THE ISSUE: The Venezuelan government's refusal to renew RCTV's licence. As a Cuban American, the article "Hugo and the Media Kings" (Thor Halvorssen, PostOpinion, June 6) is very close to...

JESTING ABOUT JIHAD

RADICAL EYE FOR THE INFIDEL GUY: INSIDE THE STRANGE WORLD OF MILITANT ISLAMBY KEVIN J. RYAN PROMETHEUS BOOKS, 272 PAGES, $24 FREE societies won't win the War on Terror unless...

WHEN WEIRD STUFF HAPPENS

THE BLACK SWAN: THE IMPACT OF THE HIGHLY IMPROBABLEBY NASSIM NICHOLAS TALEBRANDOM HOUSE, 366 PAGES, $26.95 NASSIM Taleb is a financial trader with a philosophical mission. In "The Black Swan,"...

DUMB DECISIONS

THE FORGOTTEN MAN: A NEW HISTORY OF THE GREAT DEPRESSIONBY AMITY SHLAESHARPERCOLLINS, 480 PAGES, $26.95 WAS the Great Depression inevitable? Not according to Amity Shlaes. Instead of forcing us to...

FEELIN' TENSE

Investors will be holding their breath the next three days, uncertain where the markets will take them - until Thursday's producer price index gives them some solid evidence of just...

CHRISTMAS '07 TOY PREVIEW

Here's a sneak peek at what toy industry insiders expect to be the biggest sellers this Christmas - items from the sizzling plush-plus-online segment, including Zibbies, to "Star Wars" tieins...

THIS WEEK'S WINNERS AND LOSERS

WINNERS BILL NELSON HBO's former COO tapped to become top dog at the pay cable channel. PETER SCATURRO U.S. Trust chief lines up Ex-Citi boss Sandy Weill's backing in planning...

CELL-ING TO TWEENS

Cellphone usage by kids aged 8 to 12 years old will be the industry's biggest growth area over the next four years, a recent survey found. The move to cellphones...

SIGNING SPREE

FRESH off its $370 million purchase of Viacom's Famous Music publishing catalog, Sony/ATV has inked another deal, signing former House of Pain member Everlast to a recording contract, On the...

JOE CONCERT

The rich are different from you and me - and to concert promoter Joe Meli, that means well-heeled music fans shouldn't have to wait 45 minutes in line for a...

FORGET GAS - THE REAL WORRY'S IN YOUR GROCERIES

WHAT'S the connection between Lucky Charms and the Dow Jones industrial average? Well, this past week the price of one went way up, while the price of the other tumbled....

SONY PLANS PSP PHONE

Embattled Sony is making a move to reverse extremely disappointing sales of its PSP game system. The electronics giant has filed for a patent to add a cellphone to the...

A TAX YOU CAN'T AVOID, BUT CAN POSTPONE

Dear John: Can you solve a problem for me? I was told that I could avoid paying huge capital-gains tax on a property at the Jersey Shore if I sell...

HOLD ON TO STOCKS

Folks in the two lowest tax brackets - who pay 10 and 15 percent to Uncle Sam - sitting on appreciated stock should hold off selling the shares, if possible,...

COLLECTING WORTH

Collectors - whether their tastes run to Pez dispensers or Picassos - spend a good chunk of their lives piecing together their precious assortments. But few ask themselves how these...

RED HOOK REAL ESTATE $QUEEZES FOOD CARTS

Real estate has become so overheated in hyped-up Red Hook that now even the food is being pushed out. The city Parks Department has refused to renew permits for the...

MUNICIPAL-CAR USE IN HIGH GEAR

The number of city workers using government vehicles to commute rose 7.5 percent last year - even as Mayor Bloomberg pushes a controversial plan to reduce vehicle emissions. According to...

RICKY'S A REY ON PARADE DAY

He's going to be livin' la vida loca all the way down Fifth Avenue. Grammy Award winner Ricky Martin will lead the city's 50th annual Puerto Rican Day Parade today....

CITY HAUL: WORKERS PAID 150G UP 50%

The number of city workers making base salaries of at least $150,000 surged 50 percent last year. Office of Payroll Administration documents obtained by The Post showed: * 626 employees...

FALL & SPRING BACK

The New Jersey woman who came within inches of electrocution after tumbling through a faulty Midtown sidewalk grating is hobbling through a normal suburban routine. While Jessica Hinksmon, 26, is...

A NEW UPHEAVAL FOR VALERY

Valery Lozada clung tightly to a relative in Chicago yesterday as she got set for a new life with her Bolivian grandmother - two years after she was left wandering...

5 TRAPPED WORKERS RESCUED FROM FIRE

Firefighters had to break down the doors of a burning Queens supermarket early yesterday to rescue five workers illegally locked inside, the Fire Department said. The contractor who hired the...

FURY AT SITES 'OUTING' COPS

Web sites that publish personal information of police officers, undercover agents, informants and witnesses must be shut down and those running the sites should be thrown in jail, according to...

QUEENS POL BLASTS GOOGLE AS A TERROR RISK

A Queens lawmaker is calling on Google to sharpen its focus on security by blurring satellite images of sensitive locations. Assemblyman Mike Gianaris fired off a letter on June 5...

JILTED - HE KILLS 'FIANCÉE'

A Bronx man asked his longtime girlfriend, the mother of his three children, over the weekend to marry him - and when she said no, he stabbed her to death,...

GUNMAN BLASTS 4 IN HARLEM

Four people were shot in Harlem last night - including two girls believed to be teenagers - when a suspect fired at least 13 rounds from a semi-automatic pistol, sources...

THE GOOD, THE BADGE & THE UGLY

A former corporation counsel lawyer who used to defend the city in court is now suing it - after cops locked him up for allegedly carrying a fake badge into...

PYRO DOPES GET BUSTED IN HAZY TRIP

Two Long Island men - one of whom smoked dope in a VW packed full of fireworks - were collared for possession of the pyrotechnics they transported from Pennsylvania, Suffolk...

MEDIC 'CUSS' FUSS

A female EMS lieutenant with nearly 15 years on the job has filed a complaint with the FDNY after a deputy chief gave her a profanity-laced tongue-lashing upon learning that...

WINDOW CHOPPING

A taxicab plowed into a scaffold and a vitamin store on Fifth Avenue yesterday, sending five people to hospitals with minor injuries. Witnesses said a Nissan Infiniti ran a red...

THE SOLDIER AND HIS PEN PAL

"Dear PFC Carson, "How are you. "Carson, are you afraid, because I am, and if you get hurt, will you please write? "I have to know, because you are my...

SEXED-UP SNOOZERS ON ATTACK

She awoke in the wee hours to find her husband trying to have sex with her. He seemed glassy-eyed, "out of it - unaware of what he was doing," the...

BURGLAR EASE: EAST ENDERS HIT

Some powerful and wealthy East End property owners have opened their multimillion-dollar summer houses only to find they've been looted while away. According to the Southampton Town Police, which covers...

OBAMA MONEY TRAIN

From where he sits in his Sag Harbor, L.I., home, Democratic Party fixture Richard Ravitch can see change looming on the political horizon. "This country and this world probably would...

A-ROD AIR 'STRIP'

When Alex Rodriguez's private jet skidded off a runway in California last year, his buxom blond stripper sidekick was right by his side. Joslyn Morse, the woman caught on camera...

'PIRATES' DROWN IN 'OCEAN'S'

"Ocean's Thirteen" is set to pull off a box-office heist this weekend, with the star-studded film stealing the top spot from the swashbuckling "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End."...

WHO'S GETTING WHACKED TONIGHT? IT'S NOT HBO

Mourn for the end of "The Sopranos," but don't mourn for HBO - the network will be just fine. At least for the time being. While HBO's cachet will take...

SHERIFF'S GOLD STARS

The sheriff who sprang Paris Hilton has a host of other celebrities in his fan club. Los Angeles County Sheriff Lee Baca, who gave the heiress a get-out-of-jail card last...

TV BIGS' HEIR WAR FOR JAIL INTERVIEW

As the countdown for Paris Hilton's release from prison ticks away, the bidding war for the first interview with the hotel heiress is heating up - with one producer already...

HILTON MAY BE 'SNAPPED'

LOS ANGELES - As if Paris Hilton didn't have enough to worry about, one of her fellow cons may have taken pictures of her at her most humiliated moment, The...

MY AGONY BEHIND BARS

LOS ANGELES - A day after being dragged back to jail kicking and screaming, celebu-con Paris Hilton tried to put on a more stoic face, issuing a statement saying she...

NYPD DAILY BLOTTER

BROOKYLN A 26-year-old man was fighting for his life yesterday after being shot several times in Bushwick, police said. The victim, whose name was not released, was shot on Willoughby...

COUGH AND SPUTTER

THE city's Health De partment relied on a rickety, 15-year-old van that sometimes overheats to transport the tuberculosis patient who made national headlines when federal authorities ordered him quarantined, The...

LOTTERY

NEW YORK Midday Nos. Sat.: 451; Lucky Sum: 10 / Midday Win-4 Sat.: 8613; Lucky Sum: 18 / Evening Nos. Sat.: 244; Lucky Sum: 10 / Evening Win-4 Sat.: 1812;...

MODEL FRANCHISE

SAN ANTONIO - If I'm running the neighborhood Hilton, I immediately begin advertising early checkouts. That is, until the judge gets involved again. With three nights between Games 1 and...

WORST OF TOMS

HERE'S what people want to know, all the time: Are you Mets or Yankees? Giants or Jets? Rangers, Devils, or Islanders? Knicks or Nets? Now comes the time for full...

REMOVAL OF TREES WON'T CHOP SCORES

MARK Kuhns can laugh about it now. All these years later it seems a bit surreal if not down right sneaky. Oakmont Country Club, site of this week's 2007 U.S....

PLAYERS LOSE GROUND WITH NHL EXPANSION

THE NHL's grand plan to gain a lucrative U.S. television con tract by creating a national footprint through a strategy of expanding to non-traditional hockey markets through the 1990s was...

MAKES HERSTORY

TODD Pletcher saved his best for last. America's leading trainer, kidded across the land as "the bum" who couldn't win a great American classic horse race in the Triple Crown,...

PELFREY, WRIGHT TRYING TO STRIKE BACK

THROW strikes. Forget ve locity, arm angle, age, makeup and everything else that the talking heads tell us is vital to a pitcher's success. A kid could take the hill...

SHEFF STAYS IN CONTROL

NOT MANY people are ca pable of the verbal buf foonery at which Gary Sheffield excels. In his latest episode of witless commentary, Sheffield told GQ magazine that baseball lacks...

MICROSOFT FUNDING ANTI-HUNTERS

AN animal-rights group gained a powerful weapon in its fight against hunting and fishing: a lot more money. According to the U.S. Sportsmen's Alliance (USSA), Microsoft has formed a partnership...

BLOODY GOOD

It was the kind of fight boxing needed and one the Garden will remember for a long, long time. Miguel Cotto retained his WBA welterweight championship at a sold-out Garden...

'O' BOY! OGILVY, OAKMONT, OPEN

As long as he lives, Geoff Ogilvy will never forget the look on Phil Mickelson's face as they stood on 18th green at Winged Foot a year ago. "Phil doesn't...

RAGS TO RICHES

The filly did it! In one of the most heart-thumping Triple Crown races ever run, Rags to Riches - overcoming a near disastrous stumble at the start - took the...

NO EXCUSES FOR CURLIN

Here are thoughts from some of the losing jockeys after yesterday's Belmont Stakes: Robby Albarado, Curlin, 2nd: I thought I put him in all the right places. He saved ground...

'TALK' OF THE TOWN

One of the great old grass stayers of the American turf, Better Talk Now, uncorked one of his finest performances to win the $400,000 Grade 1 Manhattan Handicap at Belmont...

CASEY'S BEEN MIGHTY GOOD

Casey Mears appeared to be the chink in the armor of the Hendrick Motor Sports (HMS) team. Ten races into his first year with HMS, there were rumors Dale Earnhardt...

THE RUMBLE

New crew of Ana-maniacs Tennis serves up its latest beauty Ana Ivanovic's breakthrough berth into the French Open final was exactly what the ailing women's tennis tour needed: a fresh-faced...

VAC'S WHACKS

It's too bad "Studio 60" decided to save its best episodes until this after-the-fact bloc we're getting on Thursday nights now, otherwise we might not be getting ready to say...

HONDO SAYS HALO

Hondo went double-draino last night as he came undone with Hard Spun and got hosed with the O's to reduce the wad to 395 powells. Today, Mr. Aitch will take...

SPORTS SHORTS

NASCAR: Edwards cruises Carl Edwards raced to his fourth NASCAR Busch Series victory of the season last night, easily beating Clint Bowyer in the Federated Auto Parts 300 for the...

'ROID RAGE

* Baseball's steroid investigation is a joke. Why isn't former Sen. George Mitchell investigating Bud Selig, asking what he knew and when? After all, while players received lucrative contracts based...

OLLIE'S FOLLIES

DETROIT - Neither Oliver Perez nor Guillermo Mota worked out well for the Mets yesterday - nor did a key decision by Willie Randolph. Perez made his worst start in...

SUMMER OF SEAVER

Just saying the date is enough to make Mets fans queasy: June 15, 1977. It is the nadir of the organization, the day the team traded away Tom Seaver, whose...

LEDEE FINDS HIS STROKE

DETROIT - Ricky Ledee helped out during two Mets rallies yesterday, delivering in his second game with the team since being coming up from Triple-A New Orleans. Ledee, who was...

7-FOOTER COULD FIT ON NETS

Some projections say the Nets will grab him with the 17th pick in this month's NBA Draft. Others say he won't get that far. Still others predict he'll go beyond...

ROCKET GOES UP UP & HOORAY

Joe Torre says Roger Clemens will get sharper. Jorge Posada predicted the legend can add muscle to the fastball. Those assessments need to be correct because Clemens will require better...

PITTSBURGH DOESN'T PROVIDE BEST TEST OF ROGER'S READINESS

ROGER Clemens enjoyed his fourth and final minor-league tuneup yesterday while winning his 349th major-league game. The Pirates veer more toward the International than National League, horrendous for a 15th...

THE FAMILY PLAN

ROGER Clemens' first day back at Yankee Stadium began with a cell phone call. As Clemens walked down the hallway that leads to the clubhouse at 9:34 yesterday morning, he...

TORRE-BOOK ENDING

JOE Torre was encircled by a thicket of reporters earlier this season, replying to inquiries about the story du jour: that his job was in jeopardy. Sitting mostly unnoticed further...

SERBY'S SUNDAY Q&A WITH...JORGE POSADA

Steve Serby talked to the Yankees' All-Star catcher, who is off to the best start of his career. Q: Is fear of the Yankees not wanting to re-sign you motivating...

'NEW GUY' SHOWS 'EM SOMETHING

Derek Jeter approached the mound before yesterday's first pitch for one of those inspirational chats, or so it seemed. Actually, Jeter had come to Roger Clemens with some useful information....

PIRATES PRAISE ROCKET

The Pirates had come to The Bronx to beat Roger Clemens, not praise him. But after the Rocket turned his start against them into career victory No. 349, and made...

MELKY 'A DIFFERENCE-MAKER' FOR SURGING YANKS

A year ago, Melky Cabrera filled in for Hideki Matsui and Gary Sheffield and helped the Yankees win the AL East. Cabrera was replaced in the first round of the...

WEIRD BUT TRUE

Maybe he was planning to serve salad at a hot, boozy party. A man robbed a Grand Chute, Wis., grocery of 12 bottles of whiskey, two heads of lettuce and...

YOU MET ONLINE. DO YOU SAY SO?

So that profile you winked at is now your sweetie. Do you tell the world how you hooked up-or keep it a secret? Learn the new rules right here, thanks...

DEAR POST MAN

Dear Post Man: What's the best way to come out to my parents? Long distance. Kidding. This is a very hard question to answer because I have no knowledge of...

MEET MARKET

'I'M pretty small and I smile a lot, so when people first meet me, they think I am nice and sweet," says Jill. "Then they get to know me." The...

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

OYSTERS and chocolate are well-known aphrodisiacs, but for Erica, a 27-year-old illustrator, and Eliot, a 29-year-old graduate student who make interactive video installations, sharing sweetbreads at the theater district's Marseille...