May 28, 2007

Captain Jack's Numbers

As expected, Disney took the Memorial Day Weekend box-office crown (as well as the all-time holiday-weekend championship) with "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End'' selling a mighty $142 million...

Lindsay Lohan's Wild Ride

Just few hours before wild child Lindsay Lohan crashed her Mercedes and received a DUI summons, it was announced she had joined the cast of a low-budget comedy that was...

Cannes Wrap

The critically acclaimed "4 Months, 3 Weeks & 2 Days'' Christian Munguiu's Romanian drama about illegal abortion in the waning days of the Soviet Union, which apparently does not have...

HOT PROSPECTS

BECCA Nagorsky will visit Europe and the Middle East this summer for a grand total of zero dollars. She's not a contest winner or jet-setter, just a guide leading a...

HERE'S PLAN B

SOMETIMES college can feel a bit like musical chairs. You're scrambling to get the grades, declare the major and land the summer internship that could lead to bigger and better...

GO TO GREG

Q. What constitutes insubordination and how can an employer deal with it? A. Why, are you planning to see just how much you can get away with? Here's a clue...

SUMMER DAZE

MAY Today: "Central Park Tours: Block House," for free, where you can walk along a landscape and go inside the old structures; 1 p.m.; (212) 628-2345. Tomorrow: The Bravery at...

ROSIE SPEAKS - STILL DOESN'T GET IT

SIPPING beer from a bottle, a glum Rosie O'Donnell spoke publicly for the first time over the weekend about her angry explosion last week and leaving "The View." In a...

WHINE & CHEESE

I'M mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore! There are two - count 'em two - premieres this week, "The Ex-Wives Club" and "The Starter Wife,"...

PULSE SALES

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DOOR-TO-DOOR POWER DEALS JOLTING BUYERS

Utility-company workers are peddling electricity and gas door to door with promises of deals that could actually cost you more than regular Con Ed service. Con Ed's request for a...

CITY AIRPORTS LAND IN LAST PLACE ON DELAY LIST

New York City airports are last in the country in on-time arrivals and among the worst in on-time departures, Sen. Charles Schumer said yesterday as he released a report on...

CIVILIANS A NEW WRINKLE IN GROUND ZERO CLAIMS

Seven city workers who weren't first responders on 9/11 have been out with injuries and receiving workers'-compensation benefits since the day of the attacks, officials told The Post. According to...

MOMMY DUMBEST

A Long Island mom was busted for snorting heroin as she pushed her 3-year-old son through a Wal-Mart in a shopping cart, cops said yesterday. Stacy Roe, 35, of Farmingville,...

CH. 7 NO-SEE TV AMID FIRE

WABC-TV/Channel 7 went dark for more than two hours last night when a fire at its Upper West Side studios knocked it off the air minutes before the 11 p.m....

MAN, 86, STABS HIS KIN: COPS

An elderly Washington Heights man yesterday blew his stack with his annoying nephew - stabbing him and then setting an apartment on fire, cops and neighbors said. Angel Carrone, 86,...

JOE FRANKLIN TAXI-HIT PLEA

Famed nostalgia talk-show icon Joe Franklin is looking for witnesses to stroll down memory lane and help him find the hit-and-run taxi that mowed him down on a Manhattan street....

BODY BAG 'TORTURE' IN BRONX

A Bronx man who has a history of drug convictions says cops tortured him psychologically by stuffing him in a body bag and then threatening to zap him with a...

CRAZY TASER ATTACK ON S.I.

A man walked into a Staten Island McDonald's, zapped the manager with a stun gun and then tried to Taser other workers for no apparent reason, authorities said. Timothy Brosnan,...

ID THIEF SCAMMED OWN PARENTS & SONS: FEDS

Even family wasn't safe from a career con man who stole his elderly parents' and grown sons' IDs and charged up a storm, the feds say. Steven Genovese, 57, of...

FAT CAT'S WRATH AT WAKE-UP CALL

A bullying bank boss used his connections to sic a top cop on a Manhattan man who objected to noisy, predawn construction at the bank's Chelsea branch, The Post has...

SUPPORTING TROOPS - 1 COOKIE AT A TIME

This Memorial Day, a Freeport, L.I., couple won't frolic on Jones Beach or kick back at a barbecue. Instead, they'll hand out fliers and keep tabs on items contributed for...

ALL CLOSED FOR MEMORIAL DAY

Today, for Memorial Day: * Government offices, post offices, libraries, schools, banks, and stock exchanges are closed. * There is no mail delivery and no garbage pickup. * Parking-meter rules...

HONORING HEROES

As waves of New Yorkers hit the beaches, Mayor Bloomberg joined two Memorial Day parades in Queens yesterday to hail four heroes killed in Iraq. "There's nothing we can do...

UNFLAGGING STARS & STRIPES

It's a banner time for the U.S. flag business. "Our sales are slightly above average," said Dale Coots of Annin & Co., the nation's oldest flagmaker, attributing the bump to...

BEARD'S PARTY IS NEWS TO HIS WIFE

RENOWNED wildlife photographer Peter Beard threw a party for 350 of his closest friends at real-estate powerhouse Janna Bullock's $40 million mansion in Southampton on Saturday night. And everybody knew...

HAIR TOMORROW

"I will grow my hair again." That was the vow yesterday of a Sikh teen whose hair was forcibly cut by other students in a high-school bathroom, in what's been...

HOOPSTER GUNS DOWN RIVAL: COPS

A 19-year-old Queens man was shot dead by a rival basketball player after a heated, elbow-jabbing game of hoops, police said yesterday. Antwon Alvarez had been feuding with the suspect,...

DA ORDERS THE BOOKS AT CIPRIANI

Famed restaurateur Giuseppe Cipriani forked over financial records to Manhattan prosecutors in their ongoing probe of the dining king, according to a published report. Cipriani's lawyer, Stanley Arkin, told New...

COIN LINK IN SLAY OF BRAVEST

The man suspected of murdering a city firefighter who moved to Arizona for treatment of 9/11-related health woes has been identified as 56-year-old local Jeffrey Lynn Bigham. Authorities declined to...

IRAQ GI SALUTES CITY ARAB SCHOOL

As resistance in Brooklyn to a public school focused on Arabic language and culture persists, a U.S. soldier has emerged as its unlikely champion. Army Sgt. Patrick Kowalchuk, 28, who...

GIS' DARING RAID

American forces yesterday pulled off a daring rescue of 42 Iraqis held captive by al Qaeda, U.S. military officials said. The results of the raid, at an al Qaeda hideout...

PHONES GO 'MAD'

An eyewitness' newly released description of the man who likely abducted 4-year-old British girl Madeleine McCann from a Portuguese beach resort has spurred hundreds of phone tips to authorities investigating...

SIZE MATTERS

Yes, size matters - and some guys with small packages may be hung up on huge Hummers. That's one of the high-octane findings in an online poll of 1,000 people...

FBI ACADEMY BOOTS 'BOGUS' AFRICAN COP

The FBI's famed National Academy recently expelled a student from a troubled African nation after learning he was not a cop, as he had claimed, The Post has learned. The...

'PIRATES' GRABS BOX-OFFICE BOOTY TO WRECK 'SHREK'

"Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End" unburied a treasure over the holiday weekend. The third film in the "Pirates" franchise, with suave swashbucker Johnny Depp, easily landed in first...

GET YOUR MA TO REHAB, TOO

Lindsay Lohan's dad says the out-of-control starlet needs to head back into rehab - and take her hard-partying mom with her. "She needs to go, and my ex-wife should go...

PAUL'S EX 'REGRETS' BREAK-UP

Heather Mills reportedly still wants to hold Paul McCartney's hand - telling a friend that she's sorry she broke up with the Beatle. "Heather doesn't care about the huge load...

GIULIANI PUTS PRICE ON ACCE$$

Rudy Giuliani's campaign team will reward top fund-raisers from across the country with special access at a New York "leadership conference" that will include golf and other recreational events, The...

RUDY'S DÉJÀ VU FEELING

Rudy Giuliani's White House campaign has been going retro - getting tangled in issues that haunted his first-ever political run, for City Hall, in 1989, political observers say. Politicians try...

CHARITIES RALLY TO HELP GIS

Americans at home are finding innovative ways to reach out to GIs fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan this Memorial Day weekend, charity-group chiefs told The Post. "The best way to...

NYPD DAILY BLOTTER

Manhattan Convicted drug dealer was shot to death near his home in East Harlem during a fight with three mystery men early yesterday, police said. Delvon Hairston, 27, was apparently...

NEW YORK-D.C. FEUD RATTLES CLINTON CAMPAIGN

'SERIOUS tensions" exist between U.S. Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton's Washington-based presidential campaign staff and those working on her campaign in New York, Democratic insiders say. "Her New York crew is...

SPECTOR'S BRASH N.Y. LAWYER GETS L.A. SILENT TREATMENT

LOS ANGELES - When will they turn Bruce loose? Bruce Cutler, the hard-nosed New York lawyer, has been sidelined, benched in the Spector trial. "It is somewhat frustrating," Cutler told...

LOTTERY

NEW YORK Midday Nos. Sun.: 915; Lucky Sum: 15 / Midday Win-4 Sun.: 5667; Lucky Sum: 24 / Evening Nos. Sun.: 783; Lucky Sum: 18 / Evening Win- 4 Sun.:...

THE DEAD WE HONOR

Memorial Day inspires mixed emotions: Pride in the valor of those who gave their lives in the cause of freedom; sorrow that such self-sacrifice should have been necessary. Pride in...

FREEDOM'S COST

TODAY, in communities across America, some of our citizens will pause to remember men and women who have given their lives in military service to the nation. First known as...

THE HISTORY THAT ACADEMIA FORGOT

AMERICA as we know it might not exist without the battles of Saratoga and Yorktown, without Gettysburg and Antietam. The world the United States shaped so decisively in the 20th...

A VOTE FOR IMMIGRATION. . . WHEN IT'S LEGAL

THE ISSUE: The debate over a bill that would grant legal status to illegal immigrants. Conservatives are not against immigration. We are against providing amnesty for those who have broken...

CHARITY BEGETS EDUCATION

THE ISSUE: Philanthropist Robert Wilson's $22.5 million donation to New York's Catholic schools. Robert Wilson's generous gift to New York's Catholic school system was made even larger by his generous...

BIG GARAGE SALE

To paraphrase Clint Eastwood's gunslinger character who steps over corpses of bad guys and then spits - "Even vultures gotta eat." In the case of the collapsing housing market, vultures...

ROSS IS LATE ENTRY IN RACETRACK SWEEPS

Real estate billionaire Stephen Ross is heading to Aqueduct with hopes of quietly picking up where billionaire Kirk Kerkorian walked away and left behind a gaming empire-in-the-making. Ross, head of...

INSIDERS RIP REPORT OF WARNER EMI TALKS

Insiders are panning reports that Warner Music Group had held talks about teaming with cash-rich hedge fund Cerberus Capital for a last-minute run at hijacking merger prize EMI Group from...

ECCLESIASTIC TAKES JAIPUR

The Giant Killer, Hall of Fame trainer Allen Jerkens, strikes again with another upset. His trainee, 24-1 Ecclesiastic, took the lead in the stretch and edged away to win the...

HONDO LOOKING PALE

The Indians were givers last night as they tripped the Tigers on Hondo's behalf, which enabled him to move back into triple figures at 135 hoaks above sea level. Today,...

SPORTS SHORTS

NBA: Kobe may demand tradeKobe Bryant reportedly isn't happy with the Lakers' direction and wants Jerry West back in Los Angeles to fix things. Bryant told ESPN The Magazine he...

HOW SWEEP IT IS!

MIAMI - The Mets came here Friday after losing two of three to the Braves. They left yesterday in a better mood after completing a three-game sweep of the Marlins....

ALOU NOT QUITE SET TO RETURN

MIAMI - Moises Alou said he's almost ready to return, but might not play for a couple of more days. Alou, who's out with a strained left quadriceps, is eligible...

JOE HEARS THE BRONX CHEERS

Good thing the Yankees are leaving town for 11 days - it will take at least that long to fumigate the Stadium from the rancid odor left behind by the...

BAD DECISION HAS THE YANKS SWEEP-WALKING

THE Yankees never figured to have any margin for error yesterday, not facing Cy Young candidate John Lackey, not when Wil Nieves was their best player. And Joe Torre made...

MINOR DELAY

By the time Roger Clemens comes back to the Yankees, most likely a week from today in Chicago, it might be too late for even the Rocket to resurrect this...

HALOS' CABRERA: YANKS FANS 'BAD LOSERS'

Angels shortstop Orlando Cabrera ripped Yankees fans in yesterday's editions of the Los Angeles Times, calling them mean-spirited poor losers who don't appreciate good baseball. Their response - censoring out...

YANKS BAFFLED BY DEAD WOOD

The Yankees' 4-3 loss to the Angels yesterday looked maddeningly similar to most of their other losses this season - full of late-game, tension-packed at-bats in which they simply can't...

MUSSINA FEELING SHARPER

Mike Mussina was his own worst critic after losing to the Red Sox last Tuesday night, but the right-hander found some positive things in his performance yesterday. "I felt good...

WEIRD BUT TRUE

Watch out, Jaws. Humans pose a real threat to sharks - killing 26 million to 73 million each year, according to The Washington Post. Meanwhile, sharks kill only about four...

The Hottest Movie in New York!

Okay, not really, but maybe "Barry Lyndon" will beat "Georgia Rule" at the Manhattan box office! I hiked over to Lincoln Center tonight only to find that Stanley Kubrick's gorgeous...