May 21, 2007

Brides gone wild

The wedding world has gone bananas.First Isaac Mizrahi launched his cheap and cheerful bridal collection for Target.Then, I got photos of Tarina Tarantino's crazy Hello Kitty pearl bridal jewelry.But the...

Domenico and Stefano diffusion want you

More secret sales: D&G's Soho store.This week by appointment only (no, seriously, by appointment only), get 40 percent off the spring-summer 2007 line from D&G Dolce & Gabbana at their...

Barney and friends

Barneys private sale starts tomorrow.One week only, up to 40 percent of selected merchandise.Starts May 22; that's tomorrow.

ITIN:PARIS: Just eat it

Get happy at Culture Biere. Sorry about the no-Friday-post thing. Sometimes have to step away from the computer and, you know, travel. But we're back with the last of the...

Still Need that Dress for Wedding Season?

Find Outlet (229 Mott Street), NoLita's mini TJ Maxx of contemporary labels, is chock a block with retro-chic Doucette Duvall dresses. The label, which makes feminine throwback dresses from vintage...

Angelina's Cannes Triumph

Marianne Pearl and Jolie held forth at a Cannes press conference, along with Jolie's companion and the film's co-producer Brad Pitt. Said Jolie, "For me, so much of why this...

Deal of the Day

Every shoe collection should include a pair of flat sandals that AREN'T mucky rubber flip flops.And Nine West has these chic nautical striped Allusion Single Strap Slides to fit the...

ITIN:PARIS: Explore the surroundings

Dance with the dead in Montparnasse. Want to get off the beaten path? Paris proper is pretty packed together, and sometimes, your venturing out off the Lonely Planet map won't...

ROTO FILES - Some fading stars on the upswing

We welcomed back Kotter in the 1970s. In the '80s, the Cars had us humming "Hello Again." We've had at various times the "Return of the Living Dead," "Return of...

'Evan' an 89-Minute Blockbuster

I've often warned readers to be wary of megabucks studio releases that run under 90 minutes -- more often than not, they're duds that have been hacked into incoherence to...

Where Spidey Got His Black Suit

Twenty-five years ago, a comic book reader named Randy Scheuller responded to a request for story ideas for Spider-Men. He suggested a storyline in which Spidey replaces his bright red...

Oh God!

This fall's most controversial documentary could be a pointed political survey of world religion that its envelope-pushing director, Larry Charles of "Borat'' fame, describes as "pan offensive.'' Stuart Ford of...

POST-SUBWAY THOUGHTS ON MO, DELGADO AND WAGNER

Some thoughts coming out of the Subway Series: --The Yankees finally won Sunday night, but it was not all feel-good. With a 6-1 lead, Mariano Rivera needed 27 pitches to...

I Love New York -- Or Else

South Korean director Park Chan-Wook, whose ultra-violent 2003 revenge flick "Oldboy'' is believed by some (including V.A. Musetto) to have influenced Virginia Tech mass murderer Cho Seung-Hui, will be shooting...

The Devil In Harvey Keitel

Harvey Keitel played the Devil in the Adam Sandler flop "Little Nicky'' a few years ago, and it looks to me like he's itching for a return engagement. I was...

CREATING A WIRELESS HUB

WHEN Elliot Winard moved to New York City from San Francisco last year, he kept his job in Silicon Valley. As a software engineer, he spent most of his workday...

DREAM JOB: RAPHAEL YAKOBY

AT 32, Raphael Yakoby is in good spirits, and why shouldn't he be? Seven years ago, Yakoby, a college dropout with no business experience, had an idea: He'd create the...

THE WILD LIFE

Kelly Carman decided what she wanted to do with her life when she was 10 years old. Growing up on Long Island with a family whose pets included parrots, kittens,...

COFFEE - TO STAY

Alot of city workers start their days with a quick stop at the local coffee shop. For others, the stop lasts a bit longer - like eight hours or more....

GORE CAMPAIGN

AS a crime writer, Gil Reavill has made a career of documenting mankind's darker impulses. Detectives, convicts, newspaper stories - such have been his guides through society's underbelly. Never once...

GO TO GREG

Q. My colleague/cubicle mate regularly raids the supply closet for personal use. I'm concerned he'll get caught and I'll be guilty by association. What to do? A. I'm guessing by...

DEALING IN DESKS

EVEN outside the convivial coworking movement, shared workspaces are proliferating as the ranks of freelancers and telecommuters swell. John McGann, who's run a space called Nutopia in SoHo since 1999,...

SITTING BULL - HOLY MAN AND FEARLESS WARRIOR

The great Sioux leader fought for the rights of his people to keep their land and their way of life until the end. The leader and holy man known as...

BOLD MCDONALD

WHEN she heard she'd been nomi nated for a Tony Award - again - Audra McDonald's first thought was, "I'd better call Dad!" Then she remembered: Her father was gone,...

LOW-KEY BRIT FUNNYMAN PUSHES COMIC ENVELOPE

SEE if you find any of these topics ripe for comedy: the Holocaust; children with cancer; AIDS; Anne Frank; Stephen Hawking; Nelson Mandela; autism; the Cambodian killing fields; pedophilia; bestiality....

PIRATE BOOTY

Good aye Striped cotton knit top, $125, arm warmers, $88, and ruffled crochet top, $282, at Anna Sui, 113 Greene St.; Seven for All Mankind striped shorts, $108, at Saks...

PULSE SALES

ROBERTO CAVALLI, VALENTINO, DOLCE & GABBANA 20 E. 76th St., between Fifth and Madison avenues; (917) 330-9318 Sale: May 23, 24. 10 a.m.-7 p.m. Valentino polka-dot cocktail dress, $550 (reg....

CHART TOPPERS SCRAPE BOTTOM

IMMA buy u a drank/ Imma take you home with me/I got money in the bank/Shawty whachu think bout that/Find me in the gray Cadillac/We in the bed like/Ooh ooh...

BORE STORIES

THE ratings are monstrous. The number of votes cast is gargantuan. The judges haven't changed their patter since Moses was a baby. So "American Idol" is just great then, right...

DRIFTWOOD

HIS name is probably not John, and I'm rea sonably certain he's not from Cincinnati. I only know that "John" - the title character in the upcoming HBO series "John...

'GREY'S' STAR BACK IN FALL: REP

ISAIAH Washington seems to have a future on "Grey's Anatomy." Washington, who's been in hot water this season after battling with castmates, is expected to return to the hit ABC...

GORDO'S 'HUMBLE' FLICK

FIREBRAND "Hell's Kitchen" host Gordon Ramsay is turning his life into a movie. Ramsay has sold the rights to his autobiography, "Humble Pie," which will be turned into a movie...

SHARON A LAUGH

HEAVY metal matriarch Sharon Osbourne is giv ing fair warning about an act she saw while filming the auditions for "America's Got Talent." "There was this fellow who padlocked his...

STARR REPORT

'World' issue of note ABC's top-rated "World News" airs a special series to night and tomorrow (6:30/ Ch. 7) on "Slavery in Amer ica: Living in the Shadows," an expose...

PARKING PERKS DRIVING DOWNTOWN CRAZY: POL

The abuse of parking placard privileges by city workers is "out of control," and seriously hurting business and the quality of life downtown, a city councilman charged yesterday. "Lower Manhattan...

CHURCH DOESN'T HAVE A PRAYER

An East Village church celebrated the last Mass as its own parish yesterday, as congregants blasted the New York Archdiocese for effectively closing its doors and vowed to appeal to...

RATNER TO BROOKLYN: BE COOL

Developer Bruce Ratner is not only bringing NBA basketball and skyscrapers to Brooklyn, he's bringing free air conditioners and insulated windows. Ratner last week sent out letters to about 700...

VALLONE EYES BUTT STAMPS

In a bid to clamp down on the tax-dollar-bleeding illegal-cigarette trade, a city councilman is joining a push for state laws requiring encrypted tax stamps on packs of butts to...

CRISIS MAP FOR SUBWAYS

Subway maps may be posted in every station and train car, but the MTA still has no comprehensive electronic map for emergency responders. So the agency and the city's Office...

MTA FACING NEW $1M SUIT OVER BIAS-BEAT BUS

The MTA is being threatened with a third lawsuit, this time for $1 million, by a passenger of one Brooklyn bus line who says he was assaulted by thugs while...

AID 'SCAM' E-MAIL TRAIL

ALBANY - Attorney General Andrew Cuomo's college-loan probe has turned up "smoking gun" e-mails showing Columbia University's top student-aid officer conspiring to promote a college-lending company in which he held...

'KILLER' COP FACED AX AT ACADEMY

If his Police Academy instructor had had his way, the NYPD cop accused of gunning down his ex-fiancée with his service pistol would never have been issued the gun, The...

YANKS: BENCH BILL

ALBANY - The Yanks are lobbying hard against a proposed change to the state's ticket-scalping laws that would strip away the club's exclusive resale rights, The Post has learned. The...

NYERS' RECORD TAX HIT

ALBANY - New figures reveal that the tax burden for New Yorkers has never been higher. The combined federal, state and local tax bite on New York residents this year...

RATINGS DISS FOR CITY HS'S

High schools in the New York suburbs were again among the best in national rankings released yesterday - but city schools were once again notably absent. Seven Long Island and...

STICK WITH US, PLEADS IRAQ DIPLO

Iraq's U.N. ambassador has a stark message for the American people: Don't abandon us now. "We have to know we have a partner here, that we have a partner we...

SELECTIVE 'CONFESSOR' IN SLAY BUST

A Brooklyn murder suspect with a guilty conscience was ready to confess last week - but not to just anyone. Carlos Melendez-Sanchez, 41, walked into the Brooklyn federal courthouse Wednesday...

LANDLORD DUPED OLD LADY OUT OF APT.: SON

A Brooklyn landlord sneaked into an 84-year-old tenant's nursing-home room and got the ailing widow to give up her rent-stabilized apartment, her outraged relatives are charging in court. "Basically, he...

HYBRID BUSES BREAKING DOWN

Hybrid buses may be good for the environment, but they're also good for the mechanics. NYC Transit's fleet of more than 600 Orion VII buses have repeatedly suffered power-generator breakdowns....

COPS SAVE MAN AFTER STABBING

Two cops yesterday saved the life of a Bronx man who staggered into the 41st Precinct station house after being knifed in the chest, cops said. Officer Dan Donnelly, a...

JET ARRESTED IN 'BAD HIT' ON GAL

The Jets' star kick returner was accused of unnecessary roughness off the field yesterday - allegedly punching a woman in the face during a fight with her outside a Chelsea...

HOW I NIXED 'FT. DIX 6'

The moment they saw the men pull guns from the back of a pickup and start shooting while shouting in a foreign language, clerks at a New Jersey electronics store...

DRIVER'S DEATH RINGS A 'BELL'

Angry friends and relatives yesterday said the death of an unarmed Bronx driver who was gunned down by a cop while fleeing an accident is just like the Sean Bell...

DOG-ATTACK SUIT

A dog lover is suing a Staten Island couple because she says they failed to tell her the pooch she adopted from them was violent - and she says she...

PIER 40'S 'GOAL' IS GOOD P.R.

A developer vying to turn Pier 40 into a cultural complex and home to Cirque du Soleil is trying to dodge criticism from community sports groups by hiring a New...

'MALL' WONDER

Brooklyn is getting its own version of Herald Square. The Bloomberg administration is investing $15 million in downtown Brooklyn's gritty Fulton Street Mall shopping district, as part of an overhaul...

DOUGH UNTO OTHERS

After identity thieves wiped out a Bronx mom's life savings, her neighborhood bank sprung into action - by slapping her with a lawsuit. Bank of America hit Gloria Carlo, 51,...

'QNS. COUPLE MADE ME A SLAVE'

A nanny is suing a Queens couple she claims locked her inside their home each day, forced her to work long hours for little pay and threatened to have her...

TERROR TEST IN BX. KILL

Today's court hearing for an accused Bronx murderer involves more than the tragic tale of a 10-year-old altar girl gunned down as she left a christening party. It's a test...

CAR HITS MAN ON W. 52ND

A construction worker was fighting for his life last night after he was struck by a car in Midtown last night. The victim, whose name was withheld, was hit as...

'HAMAS' BOMBED

Israeli missiles rained down on Gaza City yesterday in a major aerial assault that hit the home of a prominent Hamas politician, killing eight people, security officials said. Khalil al-Hayya,...

OFFICE WORKERS' BERRY JAM

The BlackBerry revolution has created a civil war in the nation's boardrooms - as a deep divide has opened up between those who want to chat away on their PDAs...

'SPIDEY' STEALS MY TIGHTS

Randy Schueller had a million-dollar idea - and he got paid $220 for it. Actually, his idea was worth closer to $700 million - about the amount "Spider-Man 3" has...

A MONSTER WEEKEND FOR 'SHREK'

This ogre is a box-office behemoth. "Shrek the Third" was a "big, green, money-making machine" over the weekend - becoming the top animated film of all time and the third...

DEMS BLAST IMMIG DEAL

WASHINGTON - Powerful Democratic lawmakers yesterday slammed the new immigration deal as anti-family - striking another blow against a compromise that is getting battered by critics on the left and...

NYPD DAILY BLOTTER

Manhattan Four teens were arrested for attacking a cyclist and ripping off his bike in Central Park, police sources said yesterday. The violence began at about 3:10 p.m. last Tuesday,...

CREW 'CHAOS' CRISIS CRIPPLING SPITZER

GOV. Spitzer's 4 1/2-month-old administration is in "chaos," insiders have told The Post, torn by rivalries, hobbled by inexperienced and incompetent personnel, and unsure if it can get the governor's...

JOEY CHEATS ON 'LOLITA' - WITH WIFE

HANDS off, Amy! Evanka Buttafuoco isn't done with her man, even after serving her Lolita-lover hubby with divorce papers and seeing him photographed in a lip-lock with gunslinger Amy Fisher....

SPECTOR'S 'VICTIM' WAS TOO HOPEFUL FOR SUICIDE

HE'S no psychiatrist, but a close friend of the late actress Lana Clarkson says any thought she killed herself is tragically ludicrous. Veteran TV reporter and producer Steve McPartlin was...

LOTTERY

NEW YORK Midday Nos. Sun.: 795; Lucky Sum: 21 / Midday Win-4 Sun.: 6824; Lucky Sum: 20 / Evening Nos. Sun.: 875; Lucky Sum: 20 / Evening Win-4 Sun.: 5678;...

FREEDOM FOR A FRAUD

He's been exposed as an academic fraud and a serial plagiarist. But it's starting to look like embattled University of Colorado Professor Ward Churchill may keep his job, after all....

PARLEZ-VOUS 'BROKE,' ELIOT?

The winds of economic change are blowing: French voters want their country to be more like America - even as Eliot Spitzer seeks to reshape New York's economy into something...

DEMS' BIG TAX LIE

IN routine party-line votes last week, both houses of Congress completed action on a Democratic-crafted budget containing the biggest tax increase in U.S. history. That this was overlooked attests to...

REWARDING LAWBREAKERS

THE immigration bill set to hit the Senate floor this week has over 300 pages - yet few people have seen the details. Proponents, led by Ted Kennedy, waited until...

THE IMMIGRATION BILL: SEEKING SKILLS

WILL America make a historic shift to an immigration policy based on merit? The bill that the Senate's to start debating this week promises just that. Such a change would...

DON'T LAUGH TOO HARD

HOW would you feel if you got in trouble not for telling an off-color joke, but simply for laughing at one? Sounds inconceivable, right? Not at Drexel University in Philadelphia,...

AMY AND JOE'S TABLOID REALITY

THE ISSUE: The reunion of controversial Long Island couple Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuoco. Do these two despicable characters, Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuoco, really deserve front-page status ("Oh, Lolita!"...

AMERICA'S MAYOR: NO PUSHOVER FOR PAUL

THE ISSUE: The GOP debate standoff between Rudy Giuliani and Ron Paul over 9/11. Thank you, Rudy Giuliani, for standing up for common sense ("9/11 Relatives Hail Ragin' Rudy," May...

DILLARD'S RUN-UP FUELS TAKEOVER TALK

The shares of Dillard's soared more than 7 percent on Friday, sparking talk that the founding family that controls the department store chain may finally be considering strategic alternatives for...

ONLINE AD WARS

Now that Google, Microsoft, Yahoo! and WPP have devoured the larger players in the Web ad world, the industry is bracing for a new wave of smaller deals - ranging...

LORD LOSER

Dethroned newspaper baron Conrad Black should get plenty of chances to squirm at his fraud trial this week. Expected to take the stand in Chicago today is the former Hollinger...

BRAIN FOOD MENU

With Paris Hilton behind bars, we turn from the "Bimbo Summit" to the "Brainiac Summit" - a close look at titles that explore the deeper issues of the day. The...

PROXY WARS

Keeping a scorecard in the war of the corporate watchdogs is Wall Street's newest guessing game because the watchdogs keep changing sides. "One day, they're on your side, but the...

'GOING' BACKWARD

NOW that the "walk- off" appears here to stay, another sounds good (good and stupid) expression is moving in: "Going forward." "Going forward, the housing market should soon rebound." "Going...

TOO CLOSE TO CALL

BALTIMORE - If this world were reasonable, just and fair, the whirlwind finish to the Preakness Stakes Saturday would have ended in a dead heat. Curlin certainly deserved to win...

DRIVER'S SEAT

BOSTON - The swagger was there in David Ortiz's voice. Come and get us, Yankees, catch us if you can. Ortiz last night sounded like a man who could smell...

RALLY GIVES LIBS A GRAND OPENING

Down 12 points early in the second quarter of the season-opener, it would have been natural for the Liberty players to think back to last year's disaster, when they went...

FROWN ON THE CROWN

You can picture the look on Charley Hayward's face when Curlin dropped his head at the wire to nip Street Sense in Saturday's Preakness Stakes. No Preakness for the Kentucky...

OCHOA UPS HER STOCK IN SYBASE

When Lorena Ochoa's final putt of the week disappeared into the cup on the 18th hole at Upper Montclair Country Club to seal her Sybase Classic victory late yesterday afternoon,...

SIGHTSEEING WINS PETER PAN

After skipping the first two legs of the Triple Crown, Sightseeing stamped himself as a contender for the Belmont Stakes if his connections elect to run in the race. Sightseeing...

HONDO AN A'S MAN

The Hondo Kiss of Death worked its black magic on the Twins yesterday, putting a halt to their inter league winning streak at 12. Fortunately for Mr. Aitch, the Chisox...

SPORTS SHORTS

TENNIS: Federer ends Nadal's streakRoger Federer ended Rafael Nadal 's 81-match winning streak on clay, defeating him 2-6, 6-2, 6-0 yesterday in the final of the Hamburg Masters. For Federer,...

COMING UP SHORT

Jose Reyes has been a cleanup hitter at the leadoff spot - which is another way of saying he's driven in as many runs as Carlos Delgado this season. That's...

METS HAVE LOFTIER GOAL THAN CITY CROWN

Mets fans were feeling greedy yesterday, of course, because when the opportunity is there to sweep the Yankees it's always important to mainline Gordon Gekko: Greed is good. So there...

NO PARADE ON MAINE STREET

John Maine is now saddled with something that he avoided for a month and a half: a losing streak. Under the highest scrutiny, Maine last night produced his worst start...

YANKS SAVED

The Yankees needed to salvage a victory last night in the finale of the Subway Series at Shea Stadium - for plenty of reasons. A loss would have been a...

KID IS ALL RIGHT

RON Villone played for six weeks at Triple-A with Tyler Clippard and pretty much liked everything about the lanky right-hander. Before a pitch was thrown in the Subway Series finale,...

YANKS NEED TO MAKE MOVE

THE Yankees have always given the impression that rivalry series such as the ones they play against the Mets and the Red Sox are annoyances; interruptions in the routine of...

CATCHING FIRE

Jorge Posada is not the only Yankee who cares. He's not the lone player who has been eaten up by the team's recent failures. He has company when he looks...

BERNIE: I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF ME

Bernie Williams remains a man without a team, but the former Yankee hasn't given up on playing again. "I'm trying to stay in shape, working hard and we'll see what...

ROCKET CLOSE TO MAKING HIS MAJOR REENTRY

Roger Clemens arrived in New York last night and would like to drop by Yankee Stadium tonight for the first game of the three-game series between the Yankees and Red...

STAY OF EXECUTION

While Joe Torre said George Steinbrenner offered his support Saturday via phone, GM Brian Cashman didn't shed such light on his job security. The Boss is growing more and more...

BOMBERS WILL FOLLOW MLB'S LEAD ON GIAMBI'S COMMENTS

According to Brian Cashman, the Yankees will take their cue from Major League Baseball on what they can do about possibly voiding Jason Giambi's contract. "It's all up to MLB,"...

WEIRD BUT TRUE

An Ohio gas-station worker purchased a single scratch-off ticket with a $10 bill she found at her workplace last week - and won $1 million. "I thought someone was playing...