1. Digital Depp
One reason to play the “Pirates of the Caribbean: At the World’s End” video game is to spoil yourself silly for the third movie. Another reason is to laugh as a true-to-life Jack Sparrow staggers his way through the game.
2. Brain freezes
Starbucks, the on-every-corner coffee chain everyone loves to hate, just released its first-round of summer drinks, including a Strawberries & Creme Frapp, the Orange Mocha and our fave the Orange Creme Frapp, which reminds us of our childhood dayz. Sigh.
3. Wacky workouts
Like, OMG, Crunch has a new class based on Legally Blonde. Cast members from the hit Broadway show teach gym-goers the Bend and Snap choreography. The funniest part? They serve tiny pink cupcakes, which probably negate the whole workout but will sure encourage us to show up.
4. Simpsons mania
The landmark 400th episode of “The Simpsons” airs tonight on Fox, with an episode that takes swipes at antiquated newscasters, anti-decency watchdog groups, the Webternet and product placement. It also adds to our giddy excitement over the “The Simpsons Movie” in theaters July 27.
5. Karma kills
Paris Hilton is headed for the big house to serve out her 23-day sentence in a special celebrity cell. But what we’re most intrigued by is the heirhead’s recent interest in self-defense classes.
6. ‘Idol’ shockers
To the dismay of almost everybody who watches “American Idol” – but doesn’t, apparently, vote – Melinda Doolittle was kicked off, while Blake beat-boxed his way to the finals.
7. Biel-ive it or not
Jessica Biel wins in the end. The sexy star was spotted with Justin Timberlake last week. Poor Cameron, all she has is a mediocre “Shrek” movie and Drew Barrymore.
8. Pumpkins revival
Through June 18, bands including Panic! At the Disco, Ben Kweller and the Bravery pay tribute to the Smashing Pumpkins with covers of their most beloved songs. Find them on the bands’ MySpace pages and on a free CD inside the June issue of Spin.
9. Animal aromatherapy
We’re loving Xela Aromasticks’ Pup Pourii, a trendy at-home reed diffuser blended with grass, jasmine and lemon. The fragrance – at Boyd’s on the Upper West Side – promotes happiness and contentment for the spoiled pooch in your life.
10. Gross outs
Besides the fact that the video for “Heart Shaped Glasses” is the worst thing we’ve ever seen from Marilyn Manson, but we’re horrified by the mere suggestion that Manson – neither confirming nor denying said gossip – had sex with 19-year-old girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood in the first scene.