May 6, 2007

One Hell of a Year

The Rangers were eliminated from the playoffs today by the Buffalo Sabres, who took Game Six, 5-4. Despite a valiant surge by the Blueshirts, fantastic goaltending from Ryan Miller was...

Hanging in the Balance

The Rangers trail by two goals going into the third period. A loss today and their post-season run comes to an end. This coming period will define the Rangers season....

Yo Ho No! Spidey's $148M Weekend Forces 'Pirates' to Walk the Plank

By far the biggest obstacle is that "At World's End'' reportedly carries a butt-numbing 170-minute running time, which is 30 minutes longer than the overlong "Spider-Man 3.'' That means only...

DON'T MISS LIST

CATEGORY: DRAMA Hed: Fallen man Jack Bauer is still reeling from recent events surrounding his attempted rescue of Audrey Raines (Kim Raver) when someone takes a bullet intended for someone...

FEARLESS PREDICTIONS FOR 'SOPRANOS' AFTERLIFE

With only five episodes left in "The Sopranos"' final season (including this week's), it is time to look toward the future. And that can mean just one thing: Spinoffs. So,...

REEL GOOD

THE UNTOUCHABLES (1987) Sunday, 1 p.m. Spike The old TV series about federal agent Eliot Ness receives a stylish upgrade from Brian DePalma, who dispatches Ness (Kevin Costner) to take...

BRONX CHEER

It would take more than reality television to scare Asia Nitollano. After all, the 19-year-old winner of the CW's "Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll" grew up...

HITS & MISSES

When the television season got rolling last September, network executives and zealous publicists tried to convince us that this was the year of the ensemble drama. Several canceled shows later...

SURVIVOR: 'THE OFFICE'

It's not every day that a show gets to outfit its lead actors in giant blow-up samurai suits and have them wrestle each other to the ground. But that's the...

GREAT BALLS OF FRIENDLY FIRE!

The corporate corruption of America's televised news increasingly makes for some ugly moments. Spooky ones, too. On April 24, for example, all the newscasts, national and local, paid plenty of...

"TRAVELER"

Tune in to "Grey's Anatomy" on Thursday night for the will-they-won't-they drama of whether Christina will marry Burke or not, but stick around for a whole different set of heart-racing...

HOT SEAT

Two years into his residency on CBS' "The Late Late Show," Craig Ferguson has not just established himself as a charming and affable host, but he has practically reinvented the...

HOT LIST

1 Porn star catfights Adult star Tera Patrick is suing actress-in-arms Jenna Jameson over royalties from the clubtera.com site. It may be the furthest from boom-chicka-wow-wow action you can get,...

THIS WEEK'S DVDS

That Thing You Do!: The Director's Cut 3 ½ STARS (Fox, $19.98) Big: The Director's Cut 4 STARS (Fox, $19.98) SOMEONE'S been tinkering with the Tom Hanks catalog, and the...

FEELING SASSY

WHEN it debuted in 1988, Sassy was the deviant stepchild of teen mags, the anti-Seventeen, a cult classic that appealed to - and helped shape - an entire generation of...

REQUIRED READING

A year ago, the fascinating nonfiction title "Operation Jedburgh: D-Day and America's First Shadow War" by Colin Beavan was published with minimal impact. It recounted allied efforts to harry the...

AN EMPTY 'MINISTRY'

'THE Ministry of Special Cases" is the long-awaited debut novel from Nathan Englander, author of the acclaimed short-story collection "For the Relief of Unbearable Urges." Set in Argentina at the...

ANIMAL RESCUE

Once upon a time in Westchester, more than three decades ago, a young mother named Sara Whalen called the police to report that her infant son had gone missing in...

ASK DR. MICHAEL FOX

DEAR DR. FOX: I am 11 years old and I'd like to be a veterinarian when I grow up. I was wondering if you have any tips that can help...

ADOPT ME

Yossi is a strapping young cat with a great personality. He's a handsome cat with a soft side for being brushed. After all, he's gotta keep up his charming appearance!...

PLAYING FOR MATE CAN BE ALL RELATIVE

CHESS PARTICIPANTS in international tournaments like to say they're all members of one extended family, a brotherhood of masters. These days the family may also include a competitor whose is...

CHICS AHOY!

HOW TO WORK NAUTICAL A narrow striped top is a fashion classic borrowed from the matelots by French designer Jean Paul Gaultier. Try it in red as a change from...

SOUL MUSIC

RAPPERS primarily use hip-hop as a form of musical expression to gloat about lavish lifestyles, while glorifying weapons and illegal substances. But Chris "Kazi" Rolle has taken the art form...

FINE WINE

Amy Winehouse has got the rock star thing down. The 23-year-old from North London blows off shows, is a notorious drinker and has dwindled to the size of her microphone...

A DEVIANT DISCOGRAPHY

Every one of Björk's albums has broken new ground for pop music. But that doesn't always mean they're easy to listen to. Here's an instantexpert guide to her main releases,...

VIOLENTLY HAPPY

NO ONE HAS EVER accused Björk of being mainstream, but in the last few years even some of her most ardent fans have had occasion to scratch their heads and...

MEAN QUEEN ON THE SCENE

COMEDIAN Lisa Lampanelli, the self-proclaimed "Lovable Queen of Mean," realized that some people have a tin ear for humor when her recent show at the Rochester Institute of Technology was...

QUIET ON HOME FRONT

WHILE a richly orchestrated, black and white silent film about an evil orphanage, a gender-flexible teen detective and children with mysterious puncture wounds might be a bold achievement for many...

GO FORTH & MULTIPLY

THE sequel to the hit zombie thriller "28 Days Later," "28 Weeks Later," picks up six months after a mysterious virus has wiped out most everyone in mainland Britain. Oddly...

MARVELOUS MARVIN

I'LL never forget the day Lee Marvin stood behind me on the checkout line at the Grand Union in upstate Wood stock. On the phone the other day with Pamela...

PULSE SALES

LIGHTHOUSE INTERNATIONAL POSH SALE 110 E. 60th St., between Park and Lexington avenue (212) 821-9445 Sale: May 10-13. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. New and gently used designer clothing and accessories are...

GET OUT

THE minute the weather turns from frosty to fabulous, New Yorkers seem to run from their apartments like animals freed from a cage. Even in a city where concrete trumps...

BETTING ON A BIG LOSS

It's been six weeks since I started my quest to lose 40 pounds before I turn 40 in March. And despite a really tough setback over the past week that...

ZENTNER, 37, AND HOLLANDER, 43

MARCH 25 - Forget the veil and tie, what was most important to Rich Hollander and Teresa Zentner was the missing chuppah. "Rabbi Broden arrived in excellent spirits and greeted...

LUZZI, 33, AND SOLTYSIACK, 38

APRIL 14 - Steven Luzzi and Leigh Ann Soltysiack's wedding was an elegant beachside affair primed for celebration. The Hoboken residents tied the knot at the Holy Cross Church in...

HARRIS, 26, AND BELFORD, 27

APRIL 19 - Some brides wait years for Mr. Right to pop the question, but Sonovia Harris chose to take the initiative with her boyfriend Douglas Belford. "Doug and a...

RUSSO, 42, AND GRANNAN, 44

MARCH 31 - Traditional weddings may be the mainstream, but those who dare to be different still end up in wedded bliss. "We did cut the cake, but that was...

PALEES, 23, AND PALIYEV, 33

APRIL 26 - For Max Paliyev and Olga Palees, it was love at first sight. "I met Max while attending Touro College, and immediately knew that he was special," says...

POLITICIZING PBS . . .

Isn't it time to take the "public" out of the Public Broadcasting System? For years, PBS has been a politi cal football - thanks primarily to the fact that the...

. . . AND BANNING POLITICS

Can unfettered political discourse and the First Amendment coexist in the age of McCain-Feingold? Perhaps. The Supreme Court last month heard FEC v. Wisconsin Right to Life, a case challenging...

WHAT TO GIVE UP

EACH time I visit Israel, I come home more pro-Israeli - and more worried about Israel's future. The nation has been a stunning success, as close to a miracle as...

AARON'S ODYSSEY

MOBILE, ALA. THIS city has belonged to five nations - France, Britain, Spain, the United States and the Confederate States of America. Or four, if you think, as Lincoln did,...

CITY HALL'S HEALTH LESSON FOR PRIVATE SCHOOLS

THE ISSUE: Newly proposed health and safety rules for private schools. It's not bad enough that the city's public schools have poor graduation rates and a tremendous crime problem. The...

FATHER MCG? MAN, OH MAN!

THE ISSUE: Jim McGreevey's decision to study at an Episcopal seminary. If the seminary is the new celebrity rehab, should we expect Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan to join a...

BLITZING BAGHDAD

TAKEDOWN: THE THIRD INFANTRY DIVISION'S 21 DAY ASSAULT ON BAGHDADBY JIM LACEYNAVAL INSTITUTE PRESS, 288 PAGES, $29.95 DO you know the name of the brilliant American commander who actually won...

IN BED WITH THE ENEMY

WHAT'S LEFT: HOW LIBERALS LOST THEIR WAYBY NICK COHEN FOURTH ESTATE, 400 PAGES, $25 IMAGINE if Mayor Bloomberg invited a Muslim cleric from Egypt known for his advocacy of female...

HARVEY'S HALSTON HANKERING

Harvey Weinstein plans to drape actors in his films in Halston fashions and possibly open a Manhattan store for the legendary design house and stage a fashion show at Cannes...

FAMILY JEWEL$

The Bancroft family members who control the Wall Street Journal empire face the same question as lucky Lotto winners: Do we take a small cash prize spread over decades, or...

HOW MUCH DO YOU NEED TO RETIRE?

What's your magic number - $1.6 million, $2.8 million or more? Experts say New Yorkers will need to stockpile cash in the millions to pay for a comfortable retirement -...

GREAT HEDGE MINDS THINK TOO MUCH ALIKE

WHEN the contemporary art auctions at Christie's and Sotheby's are held next week, they are expected to be blockbusters. Buzz in the art world has it that for the first...

THIS WEEK'S WINNERS AND LOSERS

WINNERSADAM MOSS New York editor shuts out the usual New Yorker juggernaut at the Ellies and takes home five magazine industry awards.JIMMY DOLAN Cablevision CEO gets approval to take the...

JEWELRY DESIGNER: CHANEL RIPPED ME OFF

A smoldering fashion-industry snit is about to go ablaze. Indie cult jewelry designer Jessica Kagan Cushman - whose $2,500 ivory cuffs inscribed with witty phrases are beloved by the Hollywood...

TRIAL AND ERROR

CONRAD Black apparently isn't the only one with a grievous distaste for Tom Bower. At the dethroned newspaper baron's Chicago fraud trial last week, Bower - the Brit behind the...

POL BIDS TO END CON ED POWER TRIP

Outraged over Con Ed's demand for double-digit electricity hikes, a Queens pol will ask the state Assembly tomorrow to zap the utility's monopoly over power in New York City. "The...

MEDICS' XXX OUTRAGE

They were supposed to be saving lives, not mocking them. Two medics made an outrageous 50-minute tape on the job that shows their crude interactions with hookers and bums -...

SWEET, SOUR AND SHARP

Debra Daly was looking for a meditative food experience at a Union Square vegetarian restaurant, but ended up in the emergency room with a bellyful of metal, she says. Now...

SALOON '1-NIGHT STANDS'

The number of one-night liquor licenses issued in the city has skyrocketed over the past five years, and critics fear problem nightclubs are using the temporary licenses to stay open...

VIDIOTS MAY LOSE LICENSES

The two EMTs who resigned in disgrace after secretly videotaping patients for their own amusement could lose their state certification. The state Department of Health says it wants more information...

POT RALLY MELLOWS OUT

Chanting, "We smoke pot because we like it a lot," about 500 people gathered in Manhattan yesterday to demand marijuana be legalized - but were a bit slow getting out...

OVER THE MOON

He'd promised, unrealistically, to take her to the moon. "This was the closest I could get," said Alexander Loucopoulos, 32, who proposed to his girlfriend yesterday afternoon on a zero-gravity...

HURLER A SLUGGER - POLICE

A Seattle Mariner relief pitcher returned to his Midtown hotel room early yesterday after celebrating Friday night's win over the Yankees and brutally beat his wife - biting her lip...

BIO THROWS THE BOOK AT ASTOR'S KIN

While Brooke Astor fought dementia and depression, her hard-hearted son and social-climbing daughter-in-law flaunted her stolen gems, sold gifts she'd given them, and made the society doyenne think she was...

TRAGIC BX. FIRE DAD BEGINS TO REBUILD

He will never be able to rebuild his family - but the West African dad who lost five of the nine children killed in a Bronx inferno in March was...

GAL PAL PERVERT 'PRINCE' AFFAIR HIS FIRE CROWNED PETER HER IN HOT THAT LIT OF FURY

When W magazine beauty editor Jane Larkworthy walks into the courtroom, as early as this week, for the trial of accused fake-fireman fiend Peter Braunstein, she'll come face to face...

HELL ON WHEELS

Kings County Hospital officers picked a fight with a paralyzed visitor, dumping him out of his wheelchair and screaming at him to get up as he lay helpless in his...

KOOKY MARITAL COLLI$ION AT HOME

A bitter divorce between a Broadway star's daughter and a gay architect has taken a shocking turn, with her lawyer calling for a probe of the sale of their East...

TEACHERS WALK OUT ON BX. CHARTER

There's a mutiny on at a Bronx charter school. All four staff teachers at the International Leadership Charter School submitted resignation letters last week, walking out on school founder and...

UNION RAISES RED FLAG

Responding to the deaths of two track workers, some Transport Workers Union officials want NYC Transit to adopt more stringent federal regulations, which require flag men positioned even on "dead"...

SAFETY SLIP-UPS IN RAIL HORRORS

The subway accident that claimed the life of Daniel Boggs occurred five days and a borough away from the tragedy that killed Marvin Franklin. But the two track workers shared...

SUIT OVER FRIGHT AT THE MUSEUM

A Staten Island kindergartner endured a nightmare at the museum - and now her family is suing the city because a teacher allegedly lost her during the field trip. The...

LIFE OF DRAMA FOR BASINGER

Hollywood stunner Kim Basinger has lived a life of incredible highs and lows, including her nasty custody battle with ex-hubby Alec Baldwin over their 11-year-old daughter, Ireland. Experts believe her...

SPIDEY CENTS SET A RECORD

Spider-Man swung into record-breaking territory, clinging to $59 million in box-office money - the biggest opening-day take in the history of film, its studio said yesterday. The numbers for Friday's...

OK, PARIS: LOSE THE ATTITUDE

Inmates and prison officials have one bit of advice for Paris Hilton: Lose the tiara, princess. The airhead heiress was moping around L.A. yesterday - but if she brings any...

W.'S POLLS A DRAG ON GOP FIELD

President Bush's approval rating is so low that he seems to be pulling the 2008 Republican presidential candidates down with him, according to a new poll. Only 28 percent of...

'POTTER' RACKS UP INTEREST

Talk about movie magic. Emma Watson - the teenaged actress who plays Harry Potter's brainy bud Hermione Granger on the big screen - has seen her witchy parts blown up...

DIVORCE CRUSHES ME: JOEY

LOS ANGELES - A distraught Joey Buttafuoco, his voice wobbly with emotion, said his crumbling marriage is taking a toll, even as he tiptoed around reports of long-ago lover Amy...

HASSEL-QUAFF

"Baywatch" and "Knight Rider" icon David Hasselhoff says his drinking problem is so severe that he held the dubious record for "highest blood alcohol figure ever recorded" at the Betty...

NYPD DAILY BLOTTER

THE BRONX Police yesterday released the name of a man stabbed to death during a dispute with his girlfriend's jealous ex boyfriend Friday night in Melrose and identified the suspected...

NYPD'S BLUE OVER A LACK OF RECRUITS

THE recruiting crisis that left the NYPD without enough candidates to fill last January's Police Academy class is continuing, officials are conceding for the first time. "We were unable to...

LOTTERY RESULTS

NEW YORK Midday Nos. Sat.: 637; Lucky Sum: 16 / Midday Win-4 Sat.: 2734; Lucky Sum: 16 Evening Nos. Sat.: 042; Lucky Sum: 6 / Evening Win-4 Sat.: 5175; Lucky...

STREET LOOKS SENS-ATIONAL

LOUISVILLE, Ky. - When Street Sense ran off and hid to win the Breeders' Cup Juvenile last Nov. 4 at Churchill Downs by a record 10 lengths, there were two...

VETERAN JOCKEY BOREL RIDES RAIL TO WIN OF A LIFETIME

LOUISVILLE, Ky. - An aging 40-year-old veteran jockey, who can neither read nor write, triggered the happiest and sweetest Kentucky Derby reception in modern history when he rode his patented...

THE RUMBLE

Be good at the game City cracking down on Stadium schmoes If fans break the law at New York sporting events, they will pay the price. Queens District Attorney Richard...

SERBY'S SUNDAY Q&A WITH...

The Post's Steve Serby chatted this past week with the "Golden Boy," who put his WBC super welterweight title on the line last night against Floyd Mayweather in Las Vegas....

NO-HITZKI

THERE hasn't been a meltdown like the Mavericks since Chernobyl. The regular-season standings officially have replaced partial scores as the NBA's most meaningless marker. Immediately following the Warriors' eradication of...

VAN GUNDY RETIRES - AGAIN

Jeff Van Gundy has taken another walk to that celebrated hot-dog stand. The Post has learned the former Knicks coach, who quit 19 games (10-9) into the '01-'02 season, again...

HONDO: HOLD THE FISH

Scat Daddy made no cents for Hondo, who also finished up the track yesterday with the Phillies and saw his earnings slashed to 580 callisons. Today, he'll go with his...

CASH CAN'T ENSURE SUCCESS

* I think it's high time Yankees fans start placing blame where it is due. Carl Pavano did not sign himself to a ridiculous $40 million contract after years of...

N.Y. WATERS OFFER VARIETY

NEW York's anglers just had a lot more opportunities handed to them with yesterday's opening for walleye, northern pike, pickerel and tiger muskellunge. Many sweetwater anglers have been taking advantage...

SPORTS SHORTS

NFL: Gatlin to try out with Bucs Olympic 100-meter champion Justin Gatlin, facing a track and field suspension of up to eight years for failing a drug test last summer,...

ARE THEY HEROES - OR ZEROES?

SPIDER-MAN'S superhuman skills would make him a better suited to be a basketball prospect than a baseball superstar, but his adversaries are a different story. In honor of this weekend's...

FLOYD, IN A SPLIT

LAS VEGAS - As the final seconds ticked away, the sellout crowd at the MGM Grand Garden was on its feet, cheering Oscar De La Hoya and Floyd Mayweather Jr....

DRAFT SHAFT

WHILE ESPN, for better and worse, has turned the NFL Draft into a full day of something big - it's not like ESPN to under-do it - why do we...

CONQUERING HERO

LOUISVILLE, Ky. - Charging from stone last at the top of the stretch, a Canadian shipper with the apt name of Sky Conqueror left some of the U.S's. best grass...

HOW LOSING JOCKS SAW IT

Mario Pino (2nd, Hard Spun): I'm ecstatic with the way he ran. He was just cruising along out there. At the top of the lane, he was running easy. I...

LITTLE LUCK & 'SPUN' HAD IT WON

Trainer Larry Jones' return to his old Kentucky home nearly came up smelling roses. His horse, Hard Spun, led for most of the race before Street Sense caught him in...

LOU-SERS!

There's no comeback, and no coming back. The Devils bade a bitter farewell last night to their home for 25 years, three Stanley Cups and seven division titles. Dispatched to...

GOMEZ'S 2 COULD BE LAST IN N.J.

If the Devils didn't know what Scott Gomez was worth before last night - which, of course, they did - he made sure of it in their 3-2, Game 5...

TIME HAS PASSED OLD-SCHOOL DEVS

THE Devils are so old school they'll probably play next season in the current style uniforms even when the rest of the NHL preens in the new-age, sleek, RBK outfits....

MOISES (KNEE) SITS OUT

PHOENIX - Moises Alou, battling a sore left knee, wasn't in the lineup for the second straight game last night. "It's the same as [Friday]," Alou said before the game....

SNAKE CHARMER

PHOENIX - It was impressive and dynamic, a promising performance by Jorge Sosa that perhaps foreshadowed what could be an interesting future role. Making his first career Met start last...

MUSCLE AND BRON

CLEVELAND - Things would be easier for the Nets if LeBron was the only concern. But he's not. The Nets have a problem as big as Lake Erie in trying...

MATCHUPS

POINT GUARD Jason Kidd vs. Larry Hughes Larry Hughes is an unconventional point but with the ball in LeBron James' hands so much, the Cavs don't need convention. Hughes is...

GUT CHECK

The Rangers have made it this far, to a sixth game of the Eastern semifinals with the opportunity to stay alive with a victory at home this afternoon against Buffalo,...

STOPTHEMUSIC!

ONE of my more misogynistic friends in the sports-writing game used to make us laugh with this dolefully un-politically correct observation: "I love women. I love basketball. I hate women's...

MOUND-DOGGED

MARTY Miller will always be on Brian Cashman's ledger now. Miller turned out to be the Ed Whitson of strength and conditioning coaches, not built in any way for a...

PAVANO VERDICT IS LIKELY BAD

All signs yesterday pointed to bad news concerning pitcher Carl Pavano, a day after the right-hander visited orthopedist Dr. James Andrews for an examination of his right arm. GM Brian...

ABREU BUNT A SLUMP-BUSTER

It's not like Bobby Abreu didn't know what he'd been doing wrong, couldn't tell why he was struggling. But the funny thing about hitters is they need to see results...

CHIEN-CREDIBLE BUT NOT PERFECT

Perfection, to some degree, depends on perspective. For a Yankee team that desperately needed a strong pitching performance from a starter, Chien-Ming Wang pitched a perfect game yesterday. Wang went...

RELIANCE ON ROOKIES OUT OF HAND

The last time the Yankees needed to rely so heavily on rookie starters they could blame a world at war. In peacetime, they have not needed so many inexperienced arms...

SHOT IN ARM FROM MING OF HILL

CHIEN-MING Wang did something hardly anyone has seen, pitch well for the Yankees in 2007. Oh yeah, he also nearly pitched a perfect game. That it was the perfect time...

HOW TO DATE WHEN YOU'VE MOVED IN WITH YOUR PARENTS

Are you an adult who's living with Mom and Dad again? That doesn't mean you can't have a social life. Here are the rules to this new game. Faced with...

DEAR POST MAN:

Dear Post Man: My fiancé has a female friend that he talks to a lot -- all hours of the day and night. He refuses to let me meet her...

MEET MARKET

'People always say I come across as very happy," Kari says. "I take that as a compliment." As a Midwest transplant, the 29-year-old public relations director is always taking full...

MODEST ROMANCE

MEET Jason, 28, a real estate finance associate, and Jen, 27, a marketing associate. The two of them have a lot in common: they're both world travelers, music junkies and,...

WEIRD BUT TRUE

A Wisconsin man feels like a real cheesehead after having his car stolen twice in one day. York Heiden's Audi Quattro was stolen from a parking lot April 27 after...