March 11, 2007

Sir Mix-a-Lot Meets Sir Arthur Sullivan

"Baby Got Back" gets a Gilbert and Sullivanremix in this hilarious clip from "The Pirates of Penzance," the 1983 flop starring Kevin Kline, Linda Ronstadt (proof that literally everyone has...

Betwixt R and NC-17

If you ask me, the most influential documentary of 2006 was not the eyeball-glazing yet Oscar winning "An Inconvenient Truth,'' which premieres tonight on Showtime. No, in terms of actually...

Rangers squeaking by...

Were the Rangers not in the position they're in&#151at the bottom of the Wales Conference rankings, fighting for the final playoff berth&#151and the season not where it is&#151nearly over&#151the team's...

Let's Dance

Here is my final bracket prediction for tonight: EAST (E. RUTHERFORD)at Winston-Salem1. North Carolina vs. 16. North Texas8. Villanova vs. 9. Indianaat Buffalo5. Southern California vs. 12. Winthrop4. Texas vs....

Pavano certainly within his rights to keep reason for absence to himself

By GEORGE KINGRegular visitors to this space in The Post know that Carl Pavano routinely takes a beating for not having pitched since June 2005. However, when Pavano opted not...

By Any Other Name

Gloria Stuart, call your agent! The 97-year-old actress (her career stretches back to 1933's "The Invisible Man''), who received an Oscar nomination for playing the feisty, 101-year-old Rose Butaker in...

Is March the New May?

Records fell along with the Spartans as "300'' took in a jaw-dropping $70 million over the weekend, $5 million more than its modest reported production cost. If estimated hold, that...

Delgado and Rickey

By MARK HALE After missing five days, Carlos Delgado's in the lineup today. He'd been out with a stiff neck.Meanwhile, Rickey Henderson came to camp today as a guest instructor...

Day 30: Hitting Wright Second

In a column I wrote for Sunday’s Post—[here] if you are interested&#151I advocated that the Mets bat David Wright second in their order.There was one other reason that I had...

A Star Is Born

He's ready for his close-up -- or at least his long-shot -- but is the world ready for the film debut of the Post's beloved film editor, V.A. Musetto? VAM,...

All Shook Up

It's back to the editing room for Deborah Kampmeier's "Hounddog,'' which created a firestorm of controversy prior to its premiere at Sundance this year because of a scene where an...

Wild in Washington

By MARC BERMANThere are two guys most upset this Sunday morning – Larry Brown and Bulls GM Jim Paxson.Brown’s coaching job last season looks more horrifying by the minute. Paxson...

THE DON'T MISS LIST

DRAMA Jack Bauer's sidekick As Jack Bauer (Kiefer Sutherland) continues to pursue an unexpected lead, two unlikely foes come face-to-face in attempt to defuse an escalating international crisis. CTU newcomer...

REEL GOOD

AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH (2006) Sunday, 8 p.m., Showtime If, during his presidential campaign., Al Gore had shown half the grit, smarts and sense of humor that he displays in this,...

TALKING TO THE DEAD

Unlike other film actors turned TV stars, Jeff Goldblum, veteran of more than 50 movies, knows how to dial it back for the small screen. Goldblum's portrayal of private dick...

SPY GAMES

Andy Richter and Conan O'Brien are back in business. The two friends have not collaborated on a TV show since 2000, when Andy left NBC's "Late Night" after seven seasons...

'FIFTH GRADER' FLUNKS OUT BEFORE MIDTERMS

Hey, we've all seen bad ideas make it on to TV, but Fox's new, Mark Burnett-developed quiz show, "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?", gives bad ideas a bad...

'DANCE' FEVER

It looks like the executive producer of "Dancing With The Stars" is going to get his wish: When the ABC series sashays back on March 19th for its fourth season,...

'SOPRANOS' SAYS ARRIVEDERCI WITH LESS HYPE

For "The Sopranos," this almost constitutes some kind of record. When the HBO mafia series begins its final run of nine episodes on April 8, "only" 10 months will have...

HOT SEAT

IN his stand-up act, Chris Rock riffs on relationships and marriage. (Classic line: "A man is only as faithful as his options.") Now he's doing it on-screen in "I Think...

HOT LIST

1 The end of an era Captain America, RIP. In Marvel's "Captain America #25," the beloved comic- book superhero is assassinated on the steps of New York's Federal Courthouse. We're...

STRIP, PLEASE!

After twirling her bejeweled G-string across the room and flinging her glittering silver pasties to the floor, Rebecca Whittaker stands completely, gloriously naked. Posed in a television studio with a...

FAMILY LIES

New dysfunctional-family drama - think "Six Feet Under" and "The Sopranos" - seeks male actor to play patriarch of an American family of con artists. FX's choice? Cross-dressing British comedian...

THIS WEEK'S DVDS

CASINO ROYALE3 ½ STARSSony, $26.98 Daniel Craig quickly distinguished himself by being the best loved James Bond since Sean Connery, and "Casino Royale" made more money than any 007 flick...

UNDER ONE WOOF

BEHAVIOR experts are constantly asked: "Which dogs are best with kids?" The answer is any type of mild-mannered mutt - and it's the owner's job to bone up on pet-iquette...

ASK DR. MICHAEL FOX

DEAR DR. FOX: My lovable Pomeranian, who will soon be 11 years old, began limping last August. I immediately took her to a vet who suspected she had a cruciate...

ADOPT ME

Adorable Toby, a 6-year-old Terrier mix, may be posing without his lifelong doggie companion, Teddy, but these two mature mixes are the most huggable pair you could ever meet. See...

PAY TO PLAY WITH GAME'S BIG BOYS

REMEMBER the TV commercial about the guy who gets to play Major League Baseball because he wins the lottery and buys the team? Well, this year's U.S. Championship may be...

VERY WELL HEELED

$525 Etro floral satin "High Voltage" ankle strap pump, at Sophia Eugene, 37 Cornelia St. $645 Manolo Blahnik "Namib" water-snake strappy sandal, at Bergdorf Goodman, 754 Fifth Ave. $610 Christina's...

GOD RAVE THE QUEEN

As the maestro behind the Gorillaz and Blur, Damon Albarn has legions of fans. But that doesn't help him at home when his 7-year-old daughter wants daddy to connect her...

'DEAD' HEAD

Aventriloquist's dummy is pretty creepy - from a lifeless little wooden person suddenly emerges a squeaky voice, blinking buggy eyes, a swiveling head on square shoulders and worst of all,...

ROUGH STUFF

In a room filled with people who've played genocidal dictators, hard-core child molesters and, most frightening of all, Anna Wintour, who got singled out as the biggest thug at last...

MY DATE WITH ISILD

I confess. I have had a crush on Isild Le Besco ever since I saw her as a troubled teen in "Girls Can't Swim" in 2000. I said hello to...

TOO HOT IN THE KITCHEN

IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT, get out of the kitchen - then go make pancetta of the tyrannical pig who runs the kitchen with a scathing post on a...

RUSH HOURS

Keith McNally's restaurants - Balthazar, Pastis, Schiller's Liquor Bar, to name a few - are the exception to the unfortunate 5:30/10:30 curse that occurs in New York when a hot...

KOENIG, 29, AND BURNS, 26

DEC. 8 - For every good deed there is a reward. Tara-Anne Burns learned this when she was helping Joseph Koenig tidy his room in 2004. As she was cleaning...

PIETROPAOLO, 35, AND VILLORESI, 35

FEB. 22 - Manhattanites are notorious for considering trans-borough relationships as long-distance, but mileage only brought Cristina Villoresi and Americo Pietropaolo closer together. Pietropaolo first met Villoresi when he left...

STELLA, 44, AND ERVAIS, 40

FEB. 10 - Though Debra Ervais and Jeffrey Stella opted for a beachside wedding while on vacation at Jamaica's Half Moon Resort in September, the Manhattanites knew they needed a...

CASTILLO, 27, AND BONETA, 30

FEB. 25 -Love often involves being in the right place at the right time - something Melissa Castillo and Peter Boneta are both well aware of. "I was living in...

NDOI, 18, AND LALAJ, 23

FEB. 22 - These days, people tend to go overboard when it comes to proposals. However, Adela Ndoi and Alfred Lalaj prefer simplicity. "He asked my father first, which I...

TOBACCO-TAX TRIBULATIONS

Question: What do you get when you cross a pol's addiction to taxpayer cash with his innate cowardliness? Answer: A plan by state Sen. Jeff Klein (D-Westchester) to split cigar-...

FERRY HERESY

It may be true, as the old saw says, that there's no such thing as a free lunch, but there certainly is a free ride - in New York City,...

VIVA BUSH

AS our president arrived in Brazil last week, the U.S. media made it sound as if Latin America had erupted in flames. TV news featured flying tear-gas canisters; a typical...

ROAD(WORK) NOT TAKEN

IT is peculiar: The secretary of transportation is not a household name. But Mary Peters - now you know - is more important than most public officials to improving America's...

PERVS: A FALSE 'FIX'

NEW York is about to be come the 20th state with a civil-commitment program for sex offenders, thereby embracing an increasingly fashionable contradiction: When sex offenders are caught and convicted,...

MIDEAST OIL & MONEY - AMERICA'S MESSY ALLIES

THE ISSUE: Whether the United States has a role in a Mideast civil war. Congratulations to Ralph Peters for his hard- hitting article, "Killing Muslims" (PostOpinion, March 8). Tragically, Peters...

BOOTLEGGED BUTTS

The solution regarding the sales tax on cigarettes sold from Indian reservations is simple: Treat the Indian reservations the way they want to treated - as a separate country ("State...

THE ALL-AMERICAN GUN

ARMED AMERICA: THE REMARKABLE STORY OF HOW AND WHY GUNS BECAME AS AMERICAN AS APPLE PIEBY CLAYTON E. CRAMERNELSON, 320 PAGES, $26.99 Did you know that in New York City...

SORRY SCHOOLS

WAR AGAINST HOPE: HOW TEACHER UNIONS HURT CHILDREN, HINDER TEACHERS AND ENDANGER PUBLIC EDUCATIONBY ROD PAIGENELSON CURRENT, 336 PAGES, $25.99 A DEFINITIVE book, by a high-profile public figure, explaining how...

RECOVERING MARRIAGE

SAME SEX, DIFFERENT STATES: WHEN SAME-SEX MARRIAGES CROSS STATE LINESBY ANDREW KOPPELMANYALE UNIVERSITY PRESS, 224 PAGES, $35 CAN you be half-married? Andrew Koppelman's "Same Sex, Different States" argues that states...

MOM'S NEW GUARD FOR KIDS' HEARTS

When Concetta Simonetti's 9-year-old son refused to wear his Heart-Gard chest protector during his Little League games because it was uncomfortable, mom didn't just get angry - she designed a...

LET IT BEAN

Having already proven that it can sell other companies' music, coffee giant Starbucks is planning to launch its own record label and is close to a deal for the next...

HOMESICK MARKET

With the spring selling season about to hit, homeowners looking to sell and pocket a huge profit are hoping the real estate funk ends quickly. But, experts say, don't count...

DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS EASY $30 TAX CREDIT

Dear John: Are there any new tax credits that I can claim on my 2006 tax return? J.G.Dear J.G.: Yes, because of several court decisions in 2006, the IRS finally...

CATCHES OF CASH BACK

CASH back for every thing you charge - up to X percent. Boy, what a great deal! But cash-back cards are not a lay-up, say consumer advocates. They have bad...

THIS WEEK'S WINNERS AND LOSERS

WINNERSTHALIA Songbird gets weekly talk show on ABC Radio Networks in move to attract larger audience.TERRY SEMEL Yahoo! CEO gets bonus of 800,000 fully vested stock options. STEVE SADOVE Top...

SPOIL SPORT

Scores of college basketball fans are more than a bit nervous these days - and it has nothing to do with the March Madness betting pool at their local tavern...

WATCH YOUR MOUTH, MAESTRO

THERE he goes again. Just in time for his 81st birthday, former Fed chief Alan Greenspan tried to show once again who's still the boss when it comes to commanding...

JUDGING A BOOK BY ITS COVER, ER, VIDEO

Some in the book world are hoping that readers, long told not to judge a book by its cover, will nonetheless judge books by their video. At least one author...

SMELLS LIKE A SELLOUT

IT pains On the Money to admit this, but I've grown so numb to the music of my favorite bands showing up in commercials that my ear for it has...

FIRE DEPT. HOPEFULS BURNED BY EASY TEST

Hundreds of prospective firefighters charge the recent FDNY entrance exam was drastically dumbed down, with 45 percent of the questions having more than one correct answer. Approximately 490 of the...

CITY QUIZZES 'AILING' WTC WORKERS

The city has begun grilling 3,200 World Trade Center rescue and recovery workers who have filed claims seeking compensation for respiratory and toxic injuries, The Post has learned. Up to...

NAOMI VOWS END OF 'MADNESS'

Naomi Campbell spent five hours in her court-mandated anger management class yesterday - and didn't throw a phone at anyone. Instead the cellphone-slinging supermodel told her dozen temperamental classmates how...

WARHOL FROCK A HIT ON BLOCK

Who would buy a cotton dress for $19,000? An art lover, no less. Andy Warhol's famous 1960 Souper Dress attracted fierce bidding by collectors at an auction of contemporary art...

DEAD LADY IN CRACKHOUSE FOR 4 YEARS

Drug addicts were sharing a Bronx home with the owner's years-old corpse, which was discovered after the property was sold in foreclosure, neighbors said. Recently, locals saw young men coming...

FULL-SCALE CREEP SWEEP

The manhunt is on - and it is relentless. Cops yesterday flooded the streets with pictures of the vicious mugger who pummeled a 101-year-old Queens woman for a few dollar...

WHY ROSE HASN'T WILTED

Rose Morat knows the secret to longevity - she eats right and stays active. The spunky 101-year-old keeps the kind of vigor she used to stand up to a crook...

KIN'S CHOPPER AGONY

The children of tragic East Rockaway, L.I., vacationer Veronica O'Donnell rushed yesterday to their mother's hospital bed in Hawaii, where she was recovering from injuries suffered in a sightseeing helicopter...

OFFICER SLAYS CLUB SHOOTER

A young tough paid with his life when he fired a shot at an off-duty detective during a scuffle in a crowded Brooklyn nightclub early yesterday - but was cut...

VAN INJURES 2, KILLS ELDERLY MAN

An elderly man was killed and his wife and cousin were seriously injured yesterday when they were hit by a van while crossing a Coney Island street, cops said. The...

FATEFUL PHONE DELAY

The 22-year-old woman whose space heater sparked a horrific Bronx blaze that killed 10 made the tragic mistake of trying to douse the fire with pots of water instead of...

'ALOOF' MIKE TAKING HEAT

He's vowed to tackle poverty and homelessness, but Mayor Bloomberg is having a hard time shaking the popular notion that he can't relate to the little guy. The mayor gets...

DEVASTATED AS 4TH CHILD SUCCUMBS

A shattered dad, already mourning his wife and three kids killed in a Bronx inferno, learned he had lost his sole remaining child yesterday - before watching the other nine...

LEGAL SMOKE AND MIRRORS

Although the city has some of the toughest smoke-detector laws in the country, it's alarmingly difficult to find them, The Post has found. The laws, which require hard-wired smoke alarms...

VICTIM: THIS MUGGER SAVED MY LIFE

A crackhead mugger nearly choked a woman to death in the vestibule of her Harlem building last fall - but wound up saving her life. Jennifer Chow, 30, who works...

ADS FLOUT SPITZ-ING IMAGES

Despite his efforts to keep his face off state advertisements, Gov. Spitzer's puss keeps popping up on the Web sites of private firms. In a January executive order, the governor...

STAFF 'FIRES' BACK AT PRINCIPAL

Reading, writing - and wrongful firings. That's the curriculum at a new charter school in The Bronx, where an "out of control" principal axed three teachers in a month, refused...

DEM LIGHTS INTO CON ED

New Yorkers are getting zapped by Con Ed - paying twice as much for electricity as folks in Chicago, Philadelphia, St. Louis or Washington, a city councilman says. A survey...

HANDYMAN SLAIN ON EAST SIDE

A well-liked handyman at an Upper East Side high-rise was stabbed to death outside the building last night - and he may have been involved in a love triangle, police...

'MODERATE' ON HATING U.S.

JERUSALEM - He disappeared quietly from Iran and slipped into Turkey with a phony passport in early February. Now, the shadowy former Deputy Defense Minister Ali Reza Asghari is apparently...

HILL: I'M THE JFK OF 2008

NASHUA, N.H. - Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton invoked the campaign of the nation's lone Catholic president, John Kennedy, last night as she talked about her challenge in becoming the first...

MEGA-PRIMARY COULD BE 'SUPER' FOR RUDY & CLINTON

Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani may be feeling super on Super Tuesday. With New York lawmakers seeking to push the state's 2008 presidential primary forward from March 4 to Feb....

TUNES WITH 'TUDE ON 'IDOL'

What singing competition? Season Six of "American Idol" is all about Mr. Nasty versus The Spoiled Brats. Not that brutally honest judge Simon Cowell minds the acidic exchanges his comments...

NYPD DAILY BLOTTER

THE BRONX Cops are asking for the public's assistance in identifying and locating a woman who has attempted to cash winning lottery tickets stolen by three thugs in a string...

LOBBYISTS LIVE LARGE AS LOOT CONTINUES UPSWING

CHALK up another ban ner year for lobbyists. Figures compiled by the City Clerk's Office show that lobbying continues to be the city's most predictable growth industry, with the number...

LOTTERY RESULTS

NEW YORK Midday Nos. Sat.: 728; Lucky Sum: 17 / Midday Win-4 Sat.: 7097; Lucky Sum: 23 / Evening Nos. Sat.: 047; Lucky Sum: 11 / Evening Win-4 Sat.: 2677;...

THE RUMBLE

Cinderella Manager Braddock's rep jabbed at the Nazis Budd Schulberg saw his first championship boxing match when he was 11. Soon to be 93, he hasn't slowed down. Schulberg will...

SEE YA, SASKIN

IN his Final Days, Ted Sas kin takes a page right from Gary Bettman's playbook. He blames Bob Goodenow for his problems. How lame. How desperate. How sad. Pursued for...

N.Y. DEER HUNTERS END SLUMP

NEW YORK'S deer hunt ers saw a bit of an up turn during the big- game season, while the number of bruins taken by hunters dropped throughout the state. During...

NEW STRIP IN VEGAS

Kurt and Kyle Busch will be returning to their hometown track, but it will be a brand-new experience for them and 41 other NASCAR drivers at today's UAW-Daimler Classic 400....

LOCK HIM UP!

* Can someone explain why the Islanders' Chris Simon has not been arrested for his attack on the Rangers' Ryan Hollweg during Thursday's game? The last time I checked, attempting...

NYU WOMEN IN FINAL FOUR

The New York University women's basketball team advanced to the Final Four of the NCAA Division III Tournament with a 76-64 victory over Kean University last night at Coles Sports...

SULTAN OF SWAT

Sultan Ibragimov was frustrated. He had hoped to be facing Brooklyn's Shannon Briggs for the WBO championship last night at the Theater at Madison Square Garden. Instead, it was Javier...

CTK, RAY'S COLLIDE FOR CROWN

Erving Walker's expression doesn't change often. The junior guard didn't celebrate much after leading Christ the King to its upset playoff victory over Rice last week. Even as he left...

SPORTS SHORTS

MLB: Tigers' Ordonez plunked in head In Lakeland, Fla., Magglio Ordonez was hit in the side of the head by a breaking ball from Josh Beckett, sending the Tigers slugger...

MORROW FUELS BERGTRAUM

Erica Morrow said she was always mystified by her athletic prowess. "Nobody else in my family was good at sports or even that interested in them until I started doing...

HOMETOWN HERO

JERALD LeVon (what can I say?) Hoover and I began talking basketball and be havior early in the decade. His tranquil style is easy to like and trust. His pledge...

BIGGEST BIG MAN

If only Pittsburgh center Aaron Gray knew how important basketball is to his 7-foot counterpart at Georgetown, Roy Hibbert, he might have refrained from uttering the words that appeared in...

SON BRINGS BACK DESTROYAS GLORY

BASKETBALL some times is a game of shadows, too, and last night John Thompson III took a Ewingesque step out of the giant shadow cast by his father, Big John...

SABRE RATTLE

BUFFALO - Obstacles and adversity are but fuel and incentive, meat and potatoes, to these Devils. Finally, after last night's marvel of guts and determination, after a shorthanded 3-2 victory...

LONELY DEVILS . . .

LET'S See If We've Got This Right, Item 1: The Devils, al though one of the best-managed and most successful pro teams in the area, have trouble drawing, in large...

CATO ON GIANTS' RADAR

Despite reports that the Giants are expecting to meet this week with linebacker Cato June, no visit has been scheduled and thus far, there's been little interest by the Giants...

ISLES BLAST CAPS

Life without Chris Simon began last night for the Islanders with a 5-2 victory over the Capitals at Nassau Coliseum The Islanders got first-period goals from Mike Sillinger and Andy...

SIMON 'DISGUSTED' BY HIS HIT

Chris Simon took his swing, now he's waiting to hear how long he'll be missed. The Islanders wing met with NHL disciplinarian Colin Campbell in Manhattan yesterday morning to discuss...

'Q' SITS; LEE PAIN PERSISTS

WASHINGTON - The three days off didn't help Quentin Richardson's chronic back injury. With his back flaring up again yesterday, Richardson was a scratch last night versus the Wizards -...

FRAN-TASTIC!

WASHINGTON - The Knicks would live and die with the up-and-down play of Stevie Franchise last night. And in the end, they lived. And then they lived it up during...

ENCORE LEADS TO MORE

PORT ST. LUCIE - The Mets have a good thing going. How long it lasts has a lot to do with 2007. I see many similarities to where the Mets...

AMAZIN'S OFFERED JOSE TO TRIBE FOR ALOMAR

If you think the Roberto Alomar trade was a disaster for the Mets, you should know it could have been worse. Far, far worse. An official who was involved in...

INFIELD OF DREAMS RANKING METS' & PHILS' YOUNG STARS ALREADY IS GREAT DEBATE

WHAT we have here is the kind of baseball debate that can fortify you all across the summer, then all across the next few years, probably all across the next...

WAKE-UP CALL

PORT ST. LUCIE - In his meeting with Omar Minaya and Willie Randolph yesterday, Duaner Sanchez apologized and demonstrated that he realizes how he should be behaving. Sanchez had been...

PEREZ SHARP AGAIN

PORT ST. LUCIE - Oliver Perez has improved from start to start to start. Perez scripted his third spring outing yesterday, and the Mets lefty gave up only a run...

SECONDBEST

PORT ST. LUCIE - There are many reasons why David Wright should bat second for the Mets rather than Paul Lo Duca - and we will get to those. But...

JEFFERSON RETURNS AT BAD TIME

SAN ANTONIO - If you went strictly on style, the Nets could not have picked two worse teams than the Rockets and Spurs for Richard Jefferson to return against from...

NETS HAVE FOUL ODOR

SAN ANTONIO - And on the seventh day of the trip, in the 63rd game of the season, frustration set in for the Nets. The Nets picked up five technical...

NUMB & NUMBER

PITTSBURGH - Who knows, maybe the point the Rangers gained with what strength remained in their fingernails through the final 13 regulation minutes they played without Jaromir Jagr yesterday will...

SERBY'S SUNDAY Q&A WITH...

Post's Steve Serby chatted this past week with the Yankees' 20-year-old righty phenom: Why won't New York scare you? A: I don't see the pressures of New York as anything...

POSADA'S BACKUP IN DOUBT

BRADENTON - When Todd Pratt went down with a bruised left heel it was easy to predict that Wil Nieves had seized control of the race to be Jorge Posada's...

IGGY HOP

BRADENTON, Fla. - Kei Igawa doesn't have Jeff Karstens' breath warming the back of his neck. However, with a shade under three weeks left in spring training, the beginning of...

SOURCE: CARL NOT ON BLOCK

BRADENTON, Fla. - According to several teams who are hunting for starting pitching, the Yankees aren't shopping Carl Pavano. "They aren't looking to trade him," an AL talent evaluator said....

WEIRD BUT TRUE

A California mom was arrested for driving her 13-year-old son to a parking-lot fight, cheering him on, and keeping another mother from stopping it. Renee Ann Honnold, caught on tape...

THE THRILL OF TRAVELING SOLO

In the next installment of our "What I Wish I Had Known When I Was Single" series, one writer shares how to celebrate and savor the freedom of your unwed...

DEAR POST MAN

Dear Post Man: I am totally at a loss. I work as a waiter in a hotel and have been dating a girl who works as a waitress in the...

DATE ON A PLATE

Since its inception, Meet Market has sent vegan, kosher, even celiac-disease suffering singles out on dinner dates. But this is the first time in recent memory that we've set up...

MEET MARKET

Lots of girls fall for the "tall, dark and handsome" stereotype, but for Jen, nerds make her knees weak - and she's not afraid to admit it. "Guys who are...

Reyes/Wright or Howard/Utley?

By Mike Vaccaro Welcome to an extension of Sunday's Open Mike, where you can weigh in on the sports question du jour that's been fascinating me: Whom would you rather...