CHEAP FLEET

$199/pp FOR 6 NIGHTS, BAHAMAS

Who with? Carnival Sensation

Details, please: Port Canaveral (Fla.) to Freeport, Grand Bahama and Nassau

When? Sept. 9, 16, 23 or 30

Why? Are you or someone you love the father of Anna Nicole’s baby? Get thee to The Bahamas, ASAP, and find out. You’ll enjoy 77-percent savings (brochure price is $849)! (P.S. Port Canaveral is only 45 minutes out of Orlando, so bring the kids you’ve already got.)

Book: carnival.com

$709/pp FOR 7 NIGHTS, ALASKA

Who with? Holland Oosterdam

Details, please: Seattle to Juneau, Sitka, Ketchikan, Victoria (B.C.)

When? May 19, 26

Why? A chance glimpse of a polar bear, the totem poles, the kayaking – there are a million reasons to sail round our 50th state. The million-and-first? This same itinerary jumps upwards of $670 more in June and July!

Book: cruisesonly.com

$1,250/pp FOR 16 NIGHTS, TRANSATLANTIC

Who with? MSC Opera

Details, please: Fort Lauderdale to San Juan, Samana, Lisbon, Vigo, into Dover, England

When? April 12

Why? Take the scenic route across the pond with MSC Cruises – a proudly Italian line that doesn’t skimp on the flair. Interior rooms, once $2,300, are going for nearly half. And $2,600 oceanview rooms are going for $1,550. Are they ubatz?

Book: msccruisesusa.com

$579/pp FOR 6 NIGHTS, BERMUDA

Who with? Norwegian Majesty

Details, please: Boston to Bermuda

When? April 29

Why?Everyone goes on and on about the pink sand this, the pink sand that, but it’s Bermuda’s cooling Atlantic breezes that make it such a worthy opponent to the Caribbean.

Just go early: This roundtripper out of Beantown is twice the price if you leave in June or July.

Book: ncl.co

$399/pp FOR 8 NIGHTS, MEXICANRIVIERA

Who with? Carnival Spirit

Details, please: San Diego to Aca

When? March 7

Why? Hey, there are no runway delays on a boat! This JetBlue cruise deal is 81 percent off the brochure and a reason to to visit SoCal rolled into one. Feed your face with crab legs dipped in cactus salsa, then go horseback riding in the Sierra Madre Mountains. You can’t go wrong (unless you go later in the month when it’s $350 more.)

Book: cruises.jetblue.com

$1,149/pp FOR 12 NIGHTS, MEDITERRANEAN

Who with? Carnival Freedom

Details, please: Rome (Civitavecchia) to Naples, Istanbul, Rhodes, Athens

When? Aug. 29

Why? All the cool kids are cruising the Med. Give in to the peer pressure. But do something they aren’t: save $350 because you’re going in August. Now who’s the cool one?

Book: carnival.com

$1,299/pp FOR 6 NIGHTS, TRANSATLANTIC

Who with? Queen Mary 2

Details, please: New York to Southampton, England

When? April 18; April 30

Why? Twice the length of the Washington Monument and other insipid factoids aside, the QM2 is still the best way to sail the Atlantic. It’s $300/pp more in July.

Book: cunard.com

$1,094/pp FOR 10 DAYS, TAHITI

Who with? Tahitian Princess

Details, please: Papeete to Huahine, Cook Island, Raitea, Bora Bora, Moorea

When? March 17 or 27

Why?Sick of the Caribbean? There are other islands on Earth, ya know. This week-and-a-halfer takes you to what seems like most of them, while saving you $500.

Book: travelstoreusa.com

$899/pp FOR 9 NIGHTS, EASTERNCARIBBEAN

Who with? Crown Princess

Details, please: Brooklyn to Grand Turk, San Juan, St. Thomas and Bermuda

When? May 21

Why? Besides a 22 percent brochure price amputation, this deal starts and ends in our own backyard. But even if you miss the May voyage, you can take the same trip (same price) in September.

Book: cruises.com

$5,397/pp FOR 14 DAYS, FAREAST

Who with? Silversea Silver Cloud

Details, please: Singapore to Vietnam, Malaysia and Brunei

When? March 22

Why? So what’s a package tagged at five grand doing here? Because originally this awesome Southeast Asian sampler (on a luxury line, no less) was priced at $8,995. Price for value will not be ignored!

Book: silversea.com