Weird But True

WEIRD BUT TRUE

Lots of people are tired when they go to bed – but not quite like this guy in Seattle.

He was sleeping when a car crashed into his apartment and landed on top of his bed – with one tire resting on him.

Police said it was a miracle that he escaped serious injury. As for the driver and passenger, they fled into nearby woods and are still being sought.

Three Pennsylvanians videotaped a 2-year-old girl drinking shots of tequila and smoking cigarettes, police said.

They could be heard laughing in the background as they coached the toddler to say obscenities to the camera.

“They thought it would be funny,” said a Lackawanna police official.

Cops disagreed and arrested the trio for corruption of a minor and reckless endangerment.

This prisoner caused quite a stink in the clink, and now faces more jail time.

Seems he wasn’t amused when his cellmate complained about his flatulence and began scuffling with him in the Lincoln County Jail in North Platte, Neb.

The local sheriff blamed the fight on overcrowding, noting, “When you got a guy causing problems passing gas, there’s no way to get away from the smell.”

Expectant mothers in Germany who are nearing their due dates are trying to hold off on their deliveries until the new year.

That’s because babies born on or after Jan. 1 will qualify for up to $33,300 in financial incentives from the government.

The kiddie cash is being offered because of concern about the country’s shrinking population and low birthrate.