Ryan Shrouder, senior class president at Cooper City HS in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., previously headed his sophomore and junior classes.
Recently, he was voted “most likely to become president” of the United States.
And even more recently, he was arrested and charged with breaking into the school district’s computer system and changing the grades of 19 students.
Yup, his classmates were right. This kid looks as if he’s ready for a career in politics after all.
And you think you’ve had paper-jam problems.
Folks in Houston had one that stopped traffic for hours, when an 18-wheeler overturned, spilling 6,000 pounds of rolled paper onto a highway.
Christmas wreaths, yes; Christmas reefers, no.
A woman in Jay, Okla., was busted for trying to deliver marijuana to her jailed boyfriend – in a Christmas card.
And in the spirit of the holiday season, she apparently forgot that the reason he’s in the slammer in the first place is that he repeatedly rammed her car.
While we’re on the subject of prison and Christmas . . .
Most people are coming home for the holidays, but 23 in Ohio will be leaving for four days in jail – as part of plea-bargaining deals worked out by a judge in Columbus.
He sentenced the minor offenders to probation after they agreed to spend Dec. 22 through Dec. 26 behind bars.
“I wanted to send a message to those who were borderline . . . It’s a reminder of where they could be going, if nothing else,” the judge explained.
Call it a fall from grace.
A devout Christian who said an accident at work boosted his sex drive and wrecked his marriage as he turned to prostitutes and porn was awarded more than $5.89 million in damages yesterday.
Stephen Tame, 29, from Suffolk, England, suffered severe head injuries when he fell from scaffolding while working at a bicycle factory in 2002. Tame argued that the fall transformed him from a loyal, young newlywed into a “disinhibited” character who had two affairs.