November 20, 2006

RJ Maybe (really), No Cliff

By FRED KERBERRichard Jefferson wasn't pulling a "pulleeeeeeeezzzzze lemme play" but he was close.And with the Nets manpower shortage plus encouraging signs from his workout, he might have gotten his...

Thomas' take on media

By MARC BERMANIsiah Thomas found himself at the morning shootaround yesterday talking more about the beat writers that cover the team than his own players who were to face off...

SUNDAY SECTIONS: Nov. 19

It's the ski issue! The best stuff is buried (har) - a piece on a slope in Japan, plus another hey-dontcha-know from this season's T Travel mag about Silverton, Colo....

Eating crow

Comment by the FT headed into Week 11: "LaDainian Tomlinson (RB) Chargers, at Broncos — This isn’t a recommendation to sit L.T. This item serves simply to make those facing...

BLACKSTONE BUY - FIRM IN HISTORIC $36B DEAL FOR EQUITY OFFICE

The Blackstone Group, billionaire Stephen Schwarzman's powerful private equity firm, inked the largest leveraged buyout in history last night - agreeing to pay a whopping $36 billion including debt for...

CLASSROOM EXTRA - CLAUDE MONET - FOUNDING FATHER OF IMPRESSIONISM

Claude Monet always knew he wanted to paint. He went on to help create a new style of painting. CLAUDE Monet was born in Paris on Nov. 14, 1840. His...

JUST LIKE A WOMAN - TODAY'S ICON OF FEMALE FASHION? SURPRISE: IT'S BOB

BOB Dylan is many things to many people and everything to some, but also something most may not expect: an arbiter of style and a reference point for fashionconscious girls...

OH, AND HE SINGS WELL, TOO

DYLAN still counts. He's thin, narrowshouldered, and it looks like he's starting to shrink, but at 65, despite appearing physically smaller, his presence is huge in concert. At Nassau Coliseum...

PULSE SALES

This week's best discounts, including some good bets for Black Friday. DSQUARED, MAISON MARTIN MARGIELA 495 Broadway, eighth floor, between Broome and Spring streets; (646) 613-8457 Sale: today and tomorrow,...

A BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY

LA BOHEME Metropolitan Opera, Lincoln Center; (212) 362-6000. Performances through Feb. 3. THEY will always have Paris! Puccini's tunefully doomed lovers in "La Boheme," under the caring eye and careful...

SAVE YOURSELF - 'HEROES' CHEERLEADER MUST RUN FOR HER LIFE

SAVE the cheerleader and save the world? If only it were that easy. It turns out that saving the world is a lot more complicated, as you will see if...

STARR REPORT

The Post is clue-ed in SCI FI is promoting its upcoming series, "The Lost Room," with an interactive scavenger hunt offering players the chance to win various really nice prizes...

'THERE'S A 9/11 EVERY WEEK' - WHAT'S COMING ON '24'

JACK Bauer, the super agent at the heart of "24," will be unleashed in January on terror groups who have left wide swaths of America burning in their wake. "It's...

$2 TIX TO SEE THIS DUMMY

MIGHT as well call tomorrow "Twos-day." That's when 220 tickets to Broadway's "Jay Johnson: The Two and Only!" go on sale for two bucks a pop, in honor of Bob's...

NO FUTURE FOR HEVESI

STATE Senate Majority Leader Joseph Bruno is privately predicting that scandal-scarred Comptroller Alan Hevesi won't be in office on Jan. 1. But if he's wrong, Bruno has also told associates...

CRITICS TO KICK RUDY PATOOTIE - NY FOES TARGET 'AMERICA'S MAYOR' IMAGE

Some of Rudy Giuliani's fiercest city critics are set to launch "swift boat"-type strikes to inform voters around the nation about the former mayor's behavior before 9/11, The Post has...

O.J. JUROR RIPS HIS NEW BOOK

A juror who helped acquit O.J. Simpson of murdering his ex-wife Nicole and waiter Ron Goldman is blasting the sleazy former football superstar "for making money off the deaths" with...

IN A SNEAK PEAK ...

WASHINGTON - In a sneak peak at how he will try to carefully sap the popularity of his leading 2008 presidential rival, Sen. John McCain lauded Rudy Giuliani as an...

IN CRITICAL CONDITION

More than a dozen New York hospitals are on life support and bracing for doomsday as state officials put the final touches on a hit list of facilities that they...

COUPLE IN ROAD HORROR - BILL & HILL NEIGHBORS SHOT

A notorious ex-lawyer who counts Bill and Hillary Clinton among his neighbors was shot and critically wounded along with his wife after a mysterious gunman pulled the couple over on...

ROAD SHOOT ORDEAL - BILL & HILL NEIGHBORS

A notorious ex-lawyer who counts Bill and Hillary Clinton among his neighbors was shot and critically wounded along with his wife after a mysterious gunman pulled the couple over on...

STATE'S D.C. DEMS CAN SMELL THE PORK SIZZLING

WASHINGTON - New York's heavily Democratic congressional delegation will be one of the most powerful on Capitol Hill when the next Congress convenes in January - and its already angling...

OPEN 'BAR' A SUBWAY RISK - 'ALARMING' BREAKDOWNS

The alarms on subway emergency exits that the MTA installed over the past year are breaking down at a frightening rate, transit sources say. Apparently, New Yorkers are unable to...

BAGHDAD MINISTER GRABBED

Gunmen in camouflage uniforms kidnapped a top Iraqi official yesterday from his Baghdad home as security forces continued to scour southern Iraq in search of kidnapped Americans. Deputy Health Minister...

RANGEL: 'BRING ON THE DRAFT'

WASHINGTON - Powerhouse Rep. Charles Rangel (D-Harlem) says he wants to bring back the military draft to counter widening threats and keep politicians from starting wars. "I don't see how...

POL PAL A BOOTY-SPA GAL - L.I. WOMAN UNMASKED AS MCLAUGHLIN'S 'LAVI$HED' LADY

One of the mystery women whom indicted labor leader Brian McLaughlin allegedly showered with gifts and cash is an attractive beauty-spa operator with whom he carried on a long-term relationship,...

HENRY: IRAQ A NO-WIN - BUT EXIT SLOWLY

WASHINGTON - Former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger, an architect of the Vietnam War, says a military victory in Iraq is no longer possible. "If you mean by 'military victory'...

9/11 BABIES BORN SMALLER

Here's a 9/11 health shocker from across the Atlantic: A study suggests that the trauma experienced in the womb by babies whose pregnant, European moms watched TV images of the...

VIET BOMB DEAL - BUSH CHEERED IN HO CHI MINH

Thousands of Vietnamese lined the streets of Ho Chi Minh City last night - waving, cheering and hoisting small children on their shoulders - to catch a glimpse of President...

GUNMEN'S ORDER: 'PAY - AND PRAY' - LOCK TELLERS IN HEIST

Two thugs wearing white Halloween masks held up a Long Island bank and escaped with cash yesterday after locking the two tellers in the vault and telling them to "pray...

BIRDS BEAT BOND IN BOX-OFFICE TUXEDO WAR

James Bond has some new nemeses - penguins. The computer-animated "Happy Feet" tap-danced over the latest installment of the super-spy series and soft-shoed away with $42.3 million during its threeday...

'BUCK' SCHUMER'S BIG PLAN$ APPLE'S

Fresh off a Democratic victory in the Senate, Sen. Charles Schumer said yesterday he would focus on building a Second Avenue subway and getting more homeland-security money for New York....

APPLE'S D.C. DEMS CAN SMELL THE PORK SIZZLING

WASHINGTON - New York's heavily Democratic congressional delegation will be one of the most powerful on Capitol Hill when the next Congress convenes in January - and its already angling...

CELL-BAN RALLY CRY AT STUY HS

Students and parents at Stuyvesant HS yesterday called for opponents of the school district's "dangerous" cellphone ban to stage public protests. Camella Price, a single mother of two public-school students,...

HOSP'S $ICK DEAL - BANKRUPT BOARD OKS $1.1M FOR EX-BOSS

A financially failing Brooklyn hospital approved a $1.1 million golden parachute to its outgoing chief executive before being forced into bankruptcy, The Post has learned. The Victory Memorial Hospital Board...

NYPD DAILY BLOTTER

Brooklyn * A teenager was arrested after he accidentally shot himself in the foot in a Crown Heights apartment building, police sources said yesterday. Shawn Graham, 19, shot himself in...

TEEN MA IN INFANT 'KIDNAP'

A 17-year-old girl who lost custody of her infant daughter was being sought last night after she abducted the baby from her mother at knifepoint in The Bronx, cops said....

HOLIDAY JEER - TENANTS FUME OVER GAS SHUTOFF

Dozens of furious tenants in Washington Heights are calling their landlord a real turkey as a broken gas main leaves them without working stoves for Thanksgiving. About 125 families live...

NYPD SUED IN FATAL SHOOTING

The family of a Brooklyn man who was fatally shot last year as police tried to question him about a double shooting is suing the NYPD for $50 million. Stephonne...

NFL NETWORK SACKS FANS

While sports fans typically give thanks for a day full of football on Thanksgiving, this Thursday, most will find themselves hungry for action come evening. The NFL Network is broadcasting...

LOW PRICES $PARK TURKEY TROT

Gobble it up - with Thanksgiving dinner prices only slightly higher this year, most Americans should be able to afford seconds. The average cost of the basic items needed for...

L.I. HUSBAND FATALLY FILETED

A Long Island dad was stabbed to death with a filet knife and his chef wife seriously wounded during a grisly domestic dispute on their front lawn, police said yesterday....

GOV WIDENS ALAN PROBE

GOV. PATAKI expanded his probe of scandal- scarred state Comptroller Alan Hevesi last night as Senate Majority Leader Joseph Bruno privately predicted Hevesi would be out of office by Jan....

ORIGINAL SULTANS OF COMEDY - ARAB-AMERICANS' STAND-UP FESTIVAL

It's not easy being an Arab-American in the United States these days - but it apparently makes for some funny material. The fourth annual New York Arab-American Comedy Festival featured...

A HOT $LOT SPOT - YONKERS A GOOD BET

ALBANY - The video slot-machine parlor at Yonkers Raceway has hit the jackpot since opening last month. The "racino" has taken in $18.3 million in net revenue from Oct. 12,...

NINTENDO FANS PLAY NICE

They came, they bought, they behaved. Nintendo fans braved a chilly final night in line before calmly scooping up the new Wii yesterday - a far cry from the unruliness...

CITY'S BAD SIGNS - HUGE ILLEGAL ADS MAKE BIG BUCKS

Scofflaw ad agencies reap millions with gargantuan posters on sidewalk sheds and scaffolds all over town, despite strict city rules that allow fines of up to $25,000 per violation, a...

COUNCIL NO-SHOWS, BEWARE

City Council members better show up for hearings or be ready to explain themselves - in writing - under new rules expected to announced by Speaker Christine Quinn, The Post...

AIDE'S KISS & TELL - CIPEL SLAMS MCG

The ex-aide who denies having sex with Jim McGreevey says the former New Jersey governor forcibly tried to kiss him, saying, "Everybody is a little bit gay." In an interview...

COP CAR IN DEATH CRASH

A young Long Island man yesterday was killed after his car smashed into a guard rail and was then hit by a police car, cops said. Derrick Romeo, 22, was...

POCK STOPS HERE ; THOMAS GETS LOOK AT DARIUS' EXPENSE

And so the Rangers did make a lineup change for last night's match at the Garden against Tampa Bay, but even so, Darius Kasparaitis could not get into his first...

METS FACE DEADLINE FOR KEEPING GLAVINE

On the eve of an important decision that could mean Tom Glavine's exit, Mets GM Omar Minaya reaffirmed his interest in the future Hall of Fame lefty. The Mets have...

CARROLL, FRIARS BAG TITLE

CHSFL PLAYOFFS Jim Carroll said he never will forget the last play he made on the football field. It's not hard to believe him. The St. Anthony's senior tackled Jason...

RUTGERS PICKS UP PIECES

CINCINNATI - The emotional aftermath in the Rutgers' locker room after the Scarlet Knights' stunning 30-11 loss to Cincinnati Saturday night was as varied and different as the young men...

TEFLON TRESSEL DELIVERS FOR BUCKEYES

Ohio State coach Jim Tressel already has guaranteed himself a spot in the Teflon Wing of the College Football Hall of Fame. He has proven to be bullet-proof, harder to...

JAGR JOINS 600 CLUB - BIG NIGHT FOR CAPTAIN IN BLUESHIRTS' VICTORY

RANGERS 4 LIGHTNING 1 On the night the Rangers found their direction by playing a good fashioned north-south hockey game, Jaromir Jagr, the league's ultimate east-west player, had quite the...

YAO TOUGH TEST FOR CURRY

When you look at Eddy Curry - all 6-foot-11, 285 pounds of him - it is easy to forget the Knicks big man is only 23. "I'm still young," Curry...

NETS SEEK REVENGE

SEATTLE - The Nets may need to adopt the theory that no news is good news. Because most of the news they've received recently is bad. An MRI taken yesterday...

HEROES WELCOME - RANGERS SALUTED FALLEN OF 9/11

The two most respected hockey teams in New York, made up of city policemen and firemen, were introduced first at Madison Square Garden on Oct. 7, 2001, 26 days after...

TROPHY LIFE - JETER COVETS FIRST MVP AWARD

The man who has almost everything could have it all by tomorrow, when the American League Most Valuable Player is announced. What more could a baseball player want than Derek...

OH, 'BOYS! DALLAS HANDS INDY FIRST LOSS

COWBOYS 21 COLTS 14 IRVING, Texas-When someone asked Tony Romo late yesterday if he had outplayed the great Peyton Manning, he shrugged his shoulders and in an awshucks manner said:...

PERSPECTIVE, TOO MUCH, TOO LATE

PERSPECTIVE. Ugh, that word. The death of Bo Schembechler, Friday, on the day before the MichiganOhio State game, was one of those sudden events that's supposed to just as suddenly...

ALL BUSINESS - GIANTS SEEK VICTORY, BUT NOT FOR COUGHLIN

JACKSONVILLE - The only incentive the Giants need comes from glancing at the NFL standings and seeing the Cowboys and Eagles nipping at their heels. That reality overshadows the tug...

TIKI HAS FIRM GRIP ON BALL

GIANT NOTES JACKSONVILLE - Figure that when the Jaguars are on defense tonight, they will set their sights on testing whether or not Tiki Barber, playing with a badly sprained...

CHAD CAN'T RULE GAME OF INCHES

BEARS 10 JETS 0 THE better the opponent, the greater the shrinkage of margin for error. And the Bears have a defense even quicker than Chad Pennington to take responsibility,...

HOUSTON HAS NO PROBLEM

JET NOTES You can excuse Cedric Houston for wondering before yesterday if he were still a part of the Jets' offense. After suffering an injured knee in Week 4 against...

SLIP-UP COSTLY TO DREW

Drew Coleman, more than any Jets player, needs to employ the five-second rule Eric Mangini has installed as a mandate for his team. Coleman, the Jets' rookie cornerback, needs to...

BLANKED BY THE BEARS - CHICAGO SHOWS MORE FIGHT THAN GANG GREEN

BEARS 10 JETS 0 Saturday Night at the Fights for the Jets as they prepared for yesterday's clash with the Bears at Giants Stadium consisted of a special visit from...

BLANKED BY THE BEARS - MANGINI STICKS WITH TRICKS, FOR BETTER OR WORSE

BEFORE we ever knew a thing about the man, we knew of his pedigree. We knew that Bill Parcells begat Bill Belichick, and we knew that Bill Belichick begat Eric...

WEIRD BUT TRUE

A Nigerian man is building an addition to his home on a wing and a prayer. Said Jammal told The Washington Post that he decided to construct a 100-foot-long plane...

McNabb out for season

Devastating news for the Eagles, and fantasy owners. Donovan McNabb went down today with an ACL injury and is out the rest of the year http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6188250 - removing the top...