July 30, 2006

BEFORE STUDENT LOANS, GO AFTER FREE MONEY

Dear John: What is the best loan to get for a college student? A.A.Dear A.A.: Wait a second! Don't go talking about loans before we've discussed that other source of...

STAR ARCHITECT ROCKWELL TRIES A SMALLER SCALE

David Rockwell - the man who designed Nobu, Bar Americain and a handful of other hot eateries - is becoming the latest architect to jump into the business of designing...

WEIGHING IN ON AOL; YO PARSONS, YOU'VE GOT ADVICE

Unlike the rest of the world - not to mention Time Warner - Mark Cuban actually thinks AOL is well-positioned. And the Broadcast.com founder and Dallas Mavericks owner has a...

KARAN'S KIBOSH; DESIGNER DISSES 'ARROGANT' CEO CANDIDATE WEBER

THE designer Donna Karan is said to be less than thrilled with the potential choice of Mark Weber as the new CEO of her company, Donna Karan International. Weber, who...

BREAKING OUT - M'SOFT EMBRACES WORLD BEYOND SOFTWARE

After years of Microsoft thriving in a controlled environment, the Darwinian message coming out of Redmond last week was that the software company must adapt to the brave new world...

ANALYST DAY FAILS TO BOOST M'SOFT STOCK

Try as Microsoft might to convince investors that it has a compelling story to tell - and it tried very hard at its analyst day conference last week - Wall...

HEAT WAVE - FIRE ISLAND HOTTIES HOOK UP ON 'ONE OCEAN VIEW'

ELEVEN horny singles invade a Fire Island beach house this week on the ABC reality show "One Ocean View." The six-week series bears some similarities to MTV's "The Real World."...

GET READY FOR STORIES THAT NEVER END

WELCOME, my friends, to the shows that never end. They're TV's serialized dramas and they're about to multiply - a situation that threatens to wreak havoc with your life. Why?...

THE DON'T MISS LIST

BACKSTAGE 'Tween queen AFTER starring in the innocuous Disney Channel sitcom "Lizzie McGuire," Texas-born Hilary Duff shot to stardom at the age of 12 a mere six years ago. The...

'EVIDENCE' HUNT COMES UP SHORT

TO borrow a line from "The Simpsons," Court TV's new investigative series, "Haunting Evidence," gives three-card monte a bad name. The premise of the show is somewhat appealing. Three crime...

SHE'S BAD NEWS - SHANNEN DOHERTY BREAKS UP COUPLES ON HER NEW SHOW

REMEMBER Shannen Doherty? The Hollywood hell-raiser from "Beverly Hills 90210" and "Charmed," is a guest host this week on "The View." Doherty is coming to New York to promote her...

REEL GOOD - LINDA STASI PREVIEWS THIS WEEK'S BEST MOVIES

I MARRIED A WITCH (1942) Thursday,6:30 p.m.,TCM A 17th century witch (Veronica Lake) decides to return to 1940's New England to torment a politician (Fredric March) whose descendants prosecuted her...

PLAY IT AGAIN, SAM

SAM Peckinpah, the poet of screen violence, was a larger-than-life figure whose macho personal life - he was married four times, twice to the same woman - was as turbulent...

GARRY RESURFACES AFTER DUBIOUS MOVE

GARRY Kasparov will return to grandmaster chess for the first time since his retirement a year and a half ago, when he plays in a speed tournament in Zurich next...

MEAN SEASON - SUMMER'S FILLED WITH PET DANGERS

Summer days are fraught with pet hazards. Luckily, some new products help make your pet safer. Right now is the height of flea and tick season, so vets recommend topical...

HOT LIST - WHAT WE'RE OBSESSED WITH THIS WEEK

Tar-jay French prepster label Paul & Joe hits Target this week with a limited 90-day run of their super-cute but cool line of accessories and clothes. We especially love the...

MONSTER SMASH - JAPANESE RUBBER MUTANTS + 'PRO' WRESTLING + BROAD COMEDY = KAIJU

MONSTER mania is heading to New York, sweeping up any errant hipsters, skaters, art school kids and comic book nerds in its path. The Boston-based Kaiju Big Battel comedy show...

BOY TOY - 'THE NIGHT WHISPERER' UNRAVELS MYSTERY OF KID WHO DUPED THE COUNTRY

PHANTOM BOY - BOGUS TALE OF 'AIDS' CHILD - FROM WHITE LIE TO H'WOOD FILM SHE was just a rather rotund, pleasant woman - I hugged her when I met...

COOL AS ICE

BODY COUNT "Murder 4 Hire" (four stars) Escapi Music ICE-T'S not happy unless you're not happy. On the fourth album by his rapmetal band Body Count, Ice wants to piss...

CALEXICO SECEDES FROM BORDER

CALEXICO is next to Mexico. It's a California town, right on the border. And until now, the band Calexico played in a style musical geographers might categorize as border music....

THIS WEEK'S DVDS

Beavis and ButtHead: The Mike Judge Collection, Vol. 3 (three stars) Paramount, $38.99 IT'S scary to think that the kids who grew up on "Beavis and Butt-Head" are now out...

CHRISTIE'S SONGBIRD KID STICKS IT TO 'SNAKES' ; BELTS ONE OUT FOR TWO-TIMED GALS

Alexa Ray Joel - whose supermodel mom Christie Brinkley was betrayed by hubby Peter Cook - is taking a stand against philandering men. The 20-year-old songstress winked from a New...

STATE BIG SNIFFS WTC INSURE-FUND 'WASTE'

The state's top insurance watchdog is demanding a "detailed analysis" of how the city-controlled company managing a $1 billion World Trade Center insurance fund is spending money meant to cover...

MIDTOWN 'DWI' SLAYING

A Connecticut man was fatally run down early yesterday in Midtown, allegedly by a drunken driver. Benjamin Brown, 22, of tony Stamford, was crossing West 57th Street when a black...

NYPD DAILY BLOTTER

QUEENS *** A Long Island man was arrested after he a raped a Forest Hills woman at the conclusion of their first date, law-enforcement sources said. Joseph Hanley, 41, of...

PAIN IN THE ASTOR; 'GOLD DIGGER' IN-LAW STEALS HER SON, HER $5M ESTATE - AND HER DIGNITY, OUSTED STAFFER FUMES

The daughter-in-law of society doyenne Brooke Astor is a penny-pinching "gold digger" who now controls the matron's $5 million vacation estate - and is at the heart of an ugly...

TRIPLE GUISE GAL; ON LAM IN ID-THEFT SCAM

Call them the three faces of evil - a brazen identity thief caught on video as she dolled up in different duds and 'dos, trolled banks and withdrew money belonging...

100S MOURN 'PERKY' VICTIM

Hundreds of sobbing mourners packed a suburban New Jersey church yesterday for the funeral of a teen who was raped and killed after a night on the town in Manhattan....

DEAD-DRUNK RISKY WORLD OF 27TH ST. PARTY HORDE

Just 12 hours before the heartbroken family of Jennifer Moore buried their daughter, another young woman who'd been boozing it up on the same Chelsea block as the pretty teen...

HEZBO-LOUSES IN NEW ROCKET BINGE

JERUSALEM - Hezbollah rained some 100 rockets on northern Israel towns yesterday, and vowed more of the same if Israel continues its offensive in southern Lebanon, where troops reduced a...

COVER GIRL KILLED IN SMASHUP; TEEN WAS RISING STAR OF RUNWAY

A stunning 19-year-old cover girl - a ringer for Kate Moss but her polar opposite in attitude - died in a fiery auto accident on a New Jersey highway after...

THOMPSON'S POWER PLAY FOR CON ED $$

THE city should move to recover all the money it spent during the Queens blackout - even if that means a court fight with Con Ed, Comptroller Bill Thompson says....

BOY, 13, DROWNS IN BAY

A boy drowned while swimming in Jamaica Bay yesterday, police said. Shamel Johnson, 13, was in the waters near Flatbush Avenue and Floyd Bennett Field at about 6 p.m. when...

2ND AVE. DELI 'CHASED' OUT

Goodbye chopped liver, hello Chase bank. The East Village building where the famed Second Avenue Deli served matzo ball soup and pastrami for five decades is becoming a bank branch,...

BLACKOUTS FOREVER?; CITY'S ASKING FOR JUST THAT

WHEN the lights went out in Queens two weeks ago, a friend recalled a piece I wrote two weeks earlier, "Blackouts by Bloomy." "As the July Fourth weekend kicks off...

9/11 IS HAUNTING OUR DREAMS

The 9/11 terrorist attacks were so traumatic that it turned more of our dreams into nightmares, a new study shows. The report analyzed the dreams of 44 people, all longtime...

BUST IN '74 SLAY; GRAMPS HELD

Thirty-two years after her brother's murder, a Bronx woman helped cold-case detectives bring his alleged killer - their stepfather - to justice. Bronx grandfather Charles Montgomery, 82, is expected to...

BID TO $QUEEZE FREE JUICE FROM CON ED

Two furious Queens officials are demanding Con Ed grant blackout victims three months of free electricity instead of the "joke" sums the utility is offering for perishable foods. Assemblyman Michael...

SUPER SOAKS OF THE APPLE - THESE COOL POOLS WILL KEEP YOU IN THE SWIM

Is it sticky enough for you? As temperatures keep rising, we keep looking for hydration. Turns out the city is filled with private, personal lap pools (like violinist Itzhak Perlman's),...

THE 5TH ANNUAL LIBERTY MEDAL AWARDS - UNSUNG CHAMPIONS

Without fanfare, many of our greatest citizens do their part to make the lives of the less fortunate better, and now we want you to tell us who they are....

POL DEMANDS PROBE OF HERO-$NUBBING WTC FUND

Congressman Jerrold Nadler is calling for an investigation of the company managing a $1 billion World Trade Center cleanup insurance fund, saying the city-controlled entity is spending millions in 9/11...

PARTY GAL LOHAN PUTS ON A 'SHOW' - TOES THE LINE AFTER STUDIO SLAP

The letter-lashing that Lindsay Lohan received from a Hollywood boss - who blasted her "all night heavy partying" - seems to have done the trick. Well, sort of. Outwardly, La...

THOMPSON'S POWER PLAY FOR UTILITY'S $$

THE city should move to recover all the money it spent during the Queens blackout - even if that means a court fight with Con Ed, Comptroller Bill Thompson says....

BID TO SQUEEZE FREE JUICE FROM CON ED

Two furious Queens officials are demanding Con Ed grant blackout victims three months of free electricity instead of the "joke" sums the utility is offering for perishable foods. Assemblyman Michael...

JOE SAYS YANKS MAY STAND PAT; TORRE 'NOT WAITING FOR PHONE TO RING'

Last season, after the Yanks' rough start, Joe Torre was hoping and praying for help in any form. The Bombers fought viciously for their eighth straight AL East division title...

ROCKET UNLIKELY TO ESCAPE 'STROS

ROGER CLEMENS, a career-long horse, bet on the wrong one. Faced with a four-team field from which to choose, The Rocket un-retired to the club looking the worst as the...

HURTIN' MARTIN ; PRACTICE BAN PAINFUL FOR VET

Curtis Martin is hurting badly at the moment, more than he ever has in his brilliant career that has spanned 14,101 rushing yards in 11 seasons. It's not necessarily the...

KIDNEY PROBLEM COULD END BUTLER'S SEASON

GIANT NOTES ALBANY - Second-year safety James Butler has been sidelined with what the Giants are calling a kidney ailment. Butler declined to get specific about the injury, other than...

DEFENSE SPENDING ; EMBARRASSMENT OF RICHES HAS LEWIS WORKING HARD

ALBANY - You want to make some extra cash this summer? Come up with a slogan to stick on a T-shirt, a catchphrase for the Giants' revamped defense. It has...

PLANETS ALIGNED FOR WIN

SARATOGA SPRINGS - Track started fast, turf firm; drizzle began to fall during third race, then turned into downpour, turning track muddy, sealed, for fourth. Sun returned for fifth, which...

PROCTOR IGNORES RUMORS

Scott Proctor is no fool. The Yankee reliever hears all the trade talks swirling around him, mostly from his friends and family; he just doesn't let them bother him. If...

ONE OF THE 'BOYS ; OWENS ALL SMILES AT CAMP PARCELLS

OXNARD, Calif. - Terrell Owens' first day of training camp with the Cowboys looked much different than his first day with the Eagles last season. Gone was the camouflage. Gone...

MCCAREINS GETS BACK ON FIELD

JET NOTES Justin McCareins' stay in Eric Mangini's doghouse lasted one day. Before yesterday's Jets practice, Mangini announced that the wide receiver and CB Rayshun Reed were taken off the...

PAVANO CONVINCED HE'LL RETURN IN '06

YANKEE NOTES Carl Pavano threw a 55-pitch bullpen session with his entire repertoire on Friday, his longest to date, and he'll toss another one today. Pavano might throw batting practice...

KNEE SIDELINES DELGADO

MET NOTES ATLANTA - Carlos Delgado had to depart yesterday's game in the third inning, and the Mets first baseman is questionable for today's series finale. Delgado was hit in...

NOW, DIFFERENCE MAKER'S A MET

ATLANTA - There was always the One Guy lurking, lying in the Georgia weeds to kneecap the Mets, loitering just long enough to deliver the inevitable slaughtering blow. The Braves...

DUQUE TURNS IN AMAZIN' DAY; HERNANDEZ HELPS HAMMER BRAVES

METS 11 BRAVES 3 ATLANTA - Apparently Orlando Hernandez doesn't relax or have a lot of free time when he's at the ballpark. "He comes to work every day. And...

BERNARDINI'S FINE & DANDY

SARATOGA SPRINGS - On a star-studded afternoon at the Old Spa - Sen. Hillary Clinton watched the sixth race from a stand on the grandstand apron, and Oscar-winning composer Marvin...

BOBBY TRADE BATTY - BOMBERS NEED ARM

THE Yankees may think they have enough pitching to win the AL East, the pitching that will take them deep into October. After watching yesterday's Stadium Slaughter, however, it's clear...

RAYS ROAST UNIT, YANKS - RANDY ROTTEN, 'PEN PUTRID IN MASSACRE

Devil Rays 19Yankees 6 Even before the Devil Rays opened a six-pack of hurt on the Yankees in the seventh inning, yesterday's game was already a joke. Tampa Bay knocked...

SLAUGHTERED! RANDY ROTTEN, 'PEN PUTRID IN MASSACRE

Devil Rays 19Yankees 6 Even before the Devil Rays opened a six-pack of hurt on the Yankees in the seventh inning, yesterday's game was already a joke. Tampa Bay knocked...

YANKS NEAR ABREU DEAL

The Yankees worked feverishly yesterday to try to complete a trade that would bring them at least Bobby Abreu and possibly a starting pitcher, Cory Lidle or Jon Lieber, as...

FORTUNATE-LEE; WISH YOUR TEAM HAD CARLOS NOW?

THIS week, we continue our fantasy analysis of all the trades, the comings and goings, the rumors and what to expect as baseball approaches tomorrow's trade deadline - one of...

ILLEGAL TO PUT THAT FISH IN THE WATER

SOME do it for fun, some to stock their local ponds, while others are not even aware they are doing anything wrong. But anglers who move fish from one body...

CURING A BAD 'KHOV ; DEVILS TRY TO PROP UP & SHIP OUT VLAD

VLADIMIR Malakhov's decision to abort his retirement - which is believed to have begun at any time between 2001 and last December, there's no way to tell for certain -...

BOMBERS STILL SEEK PENN. PAL

Randy Johnson's brutal outing yesterday will have no effect on the Yankees' targeting of possible pitching acquisitions, a baseball official told The Post. Although Johnson was horrendous, allowing nine runs...

HILL OF A PROBLEM NEEDS FIX

The Yankees may think they have enough pitching to win the AL East, the pitching that will take them deep into October. After watching yesterday's Stadium Slaughter, however, it's clear...

BOMBERS SHOULDN'T MESS WITH CHEMISTRY

The challenge for the Yankees front office is to not mess this up. The chemistry is good. The talent could be better, it can always be better, but don't mess...

PHILLIES AND PIRATES EYE LESSER PROSPECTS

Over the last day, the Yankees gained momentum with both Pennsylvania teams as they narrowed their focus. Both the Phillies and Pirates have backed off their insistence on the Yanks'...

MR. SPLITTER GOES TO COOPERSTOWN

COOPERSTOWN - Almost since there was a baseball and index and middle fingers to spread on opposite sides of it, there was the forkball. "It had a slow, tumbling action...

YOU CALL THAT SUFFERING? YOUNG SPORTS FANS DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF IT

ATLANTA - We keep score around here in more ways than one. It isn't just the numbers on a scoreboard that matter. It's the numbers on the birth certificate. It's...

WEIRD BUT TRUE

Can you hear me now? A Missouri man was charged with first-degree assault for shoving a cellphone down his girlfriend's throat because he was angry and jealous, prosecutors said. Marlon...