June 14, 2006

CRAFTY RETAIL BUYOUT; LBO GIANTS TARGET MICHAELS STORES

Three groups of well-heeled buyout firms are pursuing arts-and-crafts retailer Michaels Stores despite the company's admission last week of possible problems with its stock-options program, The Post has learned. The...

MICKEY'S NEW DEAL; EX-SONY BIG SCHULHOF AIMS FOR COMEBACK IN $80M IPO

Mickey Schulhof, the former media mogul who ran Sony Corp. of America in the 1990s and was once fired from another job for allegedly using his corporate credit card for...

FEATHERS FLY IN KFC TRANS-FAT COURT BATTLE

A consumer group wants to take Colonel Sanders to court to force KFC to stop frying its chicken in trans-fat laden oil. KFC meals contain a "startling" amount of trans...

TIMES TOWER FILLING UP - BIG LAW FIRM IS LATEST PROSPECT, EYES 20-YEAR LEASE

THE New York Times Building at 620 Eighth Ave. is on a roll and close to landing another big name law firm to its roster. Covington & Burling is reviewing...

RICH DAD, RICHER DAD; TRUMP, KIYOSAKI TEAM FOR SELF-PUBLISHED WEALTH BOOK

DONALD Trump, author of the best-selling "Think Like a Billionaire," is teaming up with "Rich Dad, Poor Dad" author Robert Kiyosaki to self-publish a financial advice book expected to hit...

BUTTON IT, BEN; FED STUMBLES ADD TO GLOBAL MARKET MELTDOWN

As world markets spiral toward a crash landing, Wall Street is hoping new Federal Reserve boss Ben Bernanke keeps his mouth shut. Skittish investors worried about rising interest rates around...

NYSE MELTDOWN ; WITH SHARES DOWN 18%, EURONEXT DEAL FADES

The month-long swoon that has ripped 32 percent off New York Stock Exchange shares continued yesterday as another wave of investors bailed out of the Big Board. The euphoria of...

CRAFTY RETAIL BUYOUT - LBO GIANTS TARGET MICHAELS STORES

Three groups of wellheeled buyout firms are pursuing arts and crafts retailer Michaels Stores despite the company's admission last week of possible problems with its stock-options program, The Post has...

IN-SPECTERS; REAL GHOST WHISPERERS WORKING CASES

"Haunting Evidence" Tonight at 10:30 on Court TV (three stars) IF you're a fan of "Psychic Detectives" - and really, which loony among us isn't? - and also of the...

COMIC'S POT LUCK

A/K/A TOMMY CHONG (two and a half stars) HOW the feds inadvertently resurrected the performing career of stoner comic Tommy Chong by busting him is the ironic subtext of Josh...

EATERIES TIED TO THE STEAK

THE meat may be red, but it certainly isn't rare. New York is in the midst of a boom in steakhouses - with more on the way. Replacing V Steakhouse...

DO WE NEED MSNBC?; "EVERYBODY COMPARES MSNBC TO FOX AND CNN - WHEN ITS REAL COMPETITION IS [CNN'S] HEADLINE NEWS" ; FINDING MSNBC'S PURPOSE ; NEWS NET FIGHTS TO STAY ALIVE

ONCE again, NBC is trying to fix its ailing cable news channel, MSNBC, with a management shake-up. But behind the backs of network bosses, TV people are wondering if the...

YOUNG BANKENSTEIN; BROOKS AT WORK ON HIS NEXT HIT

IN a roomy house in Water Mill, L.I., the Mel Brooks comic factory has reopened for business. For the next month, Brooks and the two men who helped him put...

TOUGH LOVE - 'DESPERATE' HUBBY ON 'SEXY' LIST

LADIES, get your motors running: "Desperate Housewives" hubby Ricardo Antonio Chavira is on TV Guide's list of sexiest men. Chavira plays Carlos, Eva Longoria's jailbird husband (below) on the hit...

BOB IS IN THE BUILDING

ABC newsman Bob Woodruff made a surprise, tearful visit to ABC News yesterday - his first since being seriously wounded by a roadside bomb in Iraq last January. "I've missed...

WHO KILLED HILTON RUIZ? HISPANIC CONGRESSIONAL CAUCUS CALLS FOR PROBE INTO PIANIST'S DEATH

FAMILY, friends and fans of Hilton Ruiz gathered yesterday at the Hell's Kitchen church Sacred Heart of Jesus for a mass held in his honor. But the jazz pianist's body...

WHAT'S REALLY GOOD FOR YOU - FROM COFFEE TO BEER: HEALTH-FACT TRUTHS

A couple cups of coffee and a pint of beer won't kill you - or maybe they will. These days, medical studies change opinions about foods more often than Lindsay...

STARR REPORT

Kyra sets a record The second-season premiere of "The Closer" shattered cable viewership records Monday night on TNT, snaring 8.3 million viewers to become the most-watched scripted basic cable broadcast...

NURSING A BEEF WITH SHAMBURGERS

CERTAIN basic worldly pleasures, like the little black dress and the spaldeen, cannot be improved upon. In the meat realm, heaven is a burger made of fresh-ground, high-quality chuck beef...

FIEND JOEL FINALLY TAKES BLAME FOR KID-SLAY - BUT IT'S ALL A $$ PLOY

JOEL STEINBERG, the monster of Greenwich Village, has finally admitted he was responsible for the brutal death of his illegally adopted daughter, little 6-year-old Lisa. For 19 years, Steinberg has...

SUBWAY TOURIST KNIFED; NIGHTMARE ON C TRAIN

Hopping on the wrong subway turned into a ride from hell yesterday for a young tourist and his girlfriend - when the man was savagely stabbed by a knife-wielding maniac...

PREPPY CHEAT SHAME; SCANDAL AT MANN

BE CAREFUL whom you envy. Bratty rich kids at the tony Horace Mann prep school engaged in "massive cheating" on their driver-ed test this spring - shouting out answers and...

TOP SCHOOLS BILKED KIDS

Three of the city's elite public high schools improperly charged poor students nearly $221,000 to take college-credit exams that should have been free, city investigators said yesterday. Thousands of low-income...

WILL WEB WACKOS UNSEAT JOE?

JOE Lieberman suddenly finds himself facing the fight of his political life. The polls increasingly suggest that Connecticut's three-term senator faces real trouble in the Aug. 8 Democratic primary from...

L.I. KARATE PERV GETS 15 YEARS

As his victims' relatives seethed in the audience, a Long Island karate instructor who molested five of his young male students was sentenced to 15 years in prison yesterday in...

CAT KILLER: I WAS PROTECTING BIRDS

The lawyer for a Long Island man charged with euthanizing his neighbor's cat without their knowledge said his client was simply following a state law that protects endangered birds from...

HILL TAKES HEAT FROM THE LEFT

WASHINGTON - Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton marched into a den of liberals yesterday and insisted it isn't "smart strategy to set a date certain" for U.S. troop withdrawal in Iraq...

ISRAEL BLOWS AWAY ROCKETS RAT; 11 KILLED IN GAZA BLAST

Amid growing chaos in the Palestinian territories, Israeli rockets blew up a car carrying a senior militant in the Gaza Strip yesterday, killing 11 Palestinians in the worst anti-terror airstrike...

PA EYEING TOWER WOE

The Freedom Tower would have to be scaled back if negotiations with prospective government tenants aren't successful, the chairman of the Port Authority warned yesterday. Anthony Coscia said he was...

CITY SINGED IN CIG FIGHT

The city's campaign to snuff out cigarette addiction may be going up in smoke - a survey has found that the number of New Yorkers lighting up actually increased last...

COPS CHECK BOUNCER IDS

Cops have been sweeping through Big Apple nightclubs and bars to see if security guards are licensed in the wake of a scourge of killer bouncers, sources told The Post...

FELLOW JUDGES BOOT LET-'EM-GO LAURA

ALBANY - The controversial Queens judge who helped a robbery suspect avoid arrest by letting him flee out the back door of her courtroom was kicked off the bench yesterday...

HIGH-TIDE TIGER; $20M YACHT CRUISES FROM SEA TO TEE

Tiger Woods is living in style during this week's U.S. Open - aboard his $20 million mega-yacht. But Woods pulled a fast one on the tony Westchester sailing set by...

ATTACK ROOSTER ON LOOSE IN CITY

Canine's beware: A runaway rooster is on the loose in Upper Manhattan - and he's ready for all comers. He's been seen fighting with a dog - and even park...

NYPD DAILY BLOTTER

BROOKLYN *** Cops yesterday released this picture of a suspect in the sex assault of a beauty parlor worker. Police said Marvin Winkfield (above), 23, is wanted for questioning in...

HARASSMENT CRACKDOWN

The City Council voted unanimously yesterday to require all members and staffers to file official reports immediately after learning of instances of harassment. The council has been rocked by harassment...

MOB COP'S KID OK TO TESTIFY

A federal judge has given the green light for mob cop Louis Eppolito's daughter to testify that her father's lawyer hung him out to dry. The Brooklyn U.S. Attorney's Office...

DONOR MIKE GIVES $85M

For those counting, Mayor Bloomberg's contributions to the Carnegie Corporation for distribution to local arts and social-service organizations now totals an astonishing $85 million over five years. The latest check...

GIULIANI IN 'POWER' PLAY

Potential White House hopeful Rudy Giuliani prodded the Bush administration to come up with a plan to solve the nation's energy dependence yesterday, calling for ending red-tape regulations and increasing...

'ANGEL': I'LL BUY CHURCH

Parishioners, good Samaritans and even an "angel" took a few more steps yesterday in their crusade to save a historic church facing demolition. While lawyers representing "The Committee to Save...

DEAL LETS ELIOT TAKE SUPPORT OF UNION HE PROBED

ALBANY - Democratic gubernatorial hopeful Eliot Spitzer can now accept the endorsement of the state's largest schools union - after New York State United Teachers agreed yesterday to pay $100,000...

2ND COP 'EXPOSED' IN LINEUP PHOTO FLAP

A second Brooklyn detective yesterday admitted bungling the witness identification of a teen murder suspect - but he said he still pushed forward and even handed the case off to...

BRAVE PREZ BESTS MEDIA KNOW-IT-ALLS

JUNE has been a miserable month for our left-wing media. First, the death of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi forced the alleged "massacre" at Haditha off Page One, frustrating media attempts to...

DOUBLE-DIP BILL NIXED

ALBANY - A bill sought by Mayor Bloomberg to keep injured public employees from double dipping was narrowly killed yesterday - after Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver suddenly packed a committee...

FIEND SLASHES DRUG-REHAB PAL

A woman had her face savagely slashed in Central Park yesterday by a man she had recently met in a drug-rehabilitation program, police said. The 45-year-old man slashed the 41-year-old...

'I'VE COME NOT ONLY TO LOOK YOU IN THE EYE, BUT TO ALSO TELL YOU THAT AMERICA KEEPS ITS WORD'

WASHINGTON - President Bush made a dramatic surprise visit to Baghdad yesterday to boost the new Iraqi government and assure Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki that America's commitment to a post-Saddam...

STOP CRAZY CABS; GET DEMONS OFF STREETS: TAXI DAD

An angry dad whose two daughters were badly hurt in a fatal crash by a speed-crazy cabby wants Mayor Bloomberg to do something to stop future taxi tragedies. "I want...

POP: IPOD KID'S FATAL FIRST TRIP

A Brooklyn father whose youngest son was stabbed to death in a dust-up with street thugs over an iPod took the witness stand yesterday, telling a rapt jury that he'd...

VIDEO STUNS SLAIN MALL MOM'S FAMILY

A chilling 911 call and a gruesome crime-scene video of a 56-year-old woman who was murdered simply because she was white proved too much for the victim's family, who abruptly...

PERFECT $TORM OF FEMA SCAMS; BILLION-PLUS IN 'CANE RELIEF WENT FOR PORN, BOOZE & OTHER WASTE

WASHINGTON - In a shocking rip-off of taxpayers, federal hurricane relief bought "Girls Gone Wild" videos, Caribbean vacations and French champagne, as thousands of brazen scam artists bilked the government...

MAGICAL CONDOS; RECORD B'KLYN PRICES AT HOOPS LEGEND'S HIGH-RISE

Welcome to Fort Greene's "Magic" moment - where a $3 million penthouse condo is shooting for a new benchmark for Brooklyn real estate. Basketball legend Earvin "Magic" Johnson is one...

CITY LAWSUIT PAIN DOUBLES

The amount of money the city pays to settle lawsuits against it has more than doubled over the past decade, a new report showed yesterday. In 1995, the city paid...

'BRIBE' POLICE FIGHTING BACK

They were on the take on the cheap, prosecutors say - selling their police badges for street-vendor jackets, Coach bags, perfume and other knock-off trifles. But yesterday, two Chelsea detectives...

ANGLER MISSING IN ROCKAWAY CAPSIZE

A postal worker from Westchester was feared dead last night after the boat on which he was fishing capsized with three other passengers aboard in the waters off Breezy Point,...

'SOPRANOS' ACTORS IN MOB WAR; HBO MAY WHACK STARS IN PAY DISPUTE

Some of the major stars of "The Sopranos" are in danger of sleeping with the fishes. The actors who play daughter Meadow, son A.J., Dr. Melfi, Paulie "Walnuts," right-hand man...

$2M RUDY IS LIFE OF THE (REPUBLICAN) PARTY

Potential White House hopeful Rudy Giuliani raised an eye-popping $2 million to spread to Republican campaigns last night at his first fund-raiser in over a year. The haul for Giuliani's...

'JUNIOR'S LIE-WITNESS MOB PLAN

John "Junior" Gotti sought permission from the Bonanno crime family to falsely testify in his own defense against racketeering charges, a mob turncoat has told the feds. Gotti and Bonanno...

HALTING HARASS

The City Council voted unanimously yesterday to require all members and staffers to file official reports after learning of instances of harassment. The council has been rocked by harassment scandals...

ANGRY FANS BLAST BEN

He owed it to himself - and his team's supporters - to have worn a motorcycle helmet. That's what furious fans were saying yesterday about Steeler star quarterback Ben Roethlisberger,...

FAT NICK VIC'S POUND OF FLE$H

"Fat Nick" Minucci's hate-crime victim said he'll file a civil suit today against the Howard Beach bat-basher and his cohorts. "I can't really give a comment now. Tomorrow is my...

VOLUNTEER PEP RALLY

Giving back to your community is the most important thing you can do in your life. That was the message from Mayor Bloomberg at Columbia University last night as he...

3 KILLED IN L.I. CRASH

Three people were killed in a horrific car accident in Long Island early this morning, witnesses told The Post. The car, carrying five people who appeared to be in their...

CLASSROOM EXTRA - PRESIDENTS EDITION

JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY - 35th PRESIDENT, 1961-1963 John Fitzgerald Kennedy was born on May 29, 1917, in Brookline Mass. He graduated from Harvard in 1940. Kennedy entered the Navy in...

WRONG SYPHILIS RX PRESCRIBED

City health officials have rapped doctors for prescribing the wrong medication for syphilis patients. Because of the mix-up, the Health Department told physicians to notify and retreat patients - and...

BONEHEAD CALL BY BIG BEN - PITT FANS RIP QB FOR RIDING WITHOUT HELMET

He owed it to himself - and his flock of followers - to have worn a motorcycle helmet. That's what furious fans are saying about Steelers star quarterback Ben Roethlisberger,...

SUBWAY TOURIST KNIFED - NIGHTMARE ON C TRAIN

Hopping on the wrong subway turned into a ride from hell yesterday for a young tourist and his girlfriend - when the man was savagely stabbed by a knife-wielding maniac...

SPIDEY UNMASKED

Spider-Man's identity is about to become not-so-secret. "My name is Peter Parker and I've been Spider-Man since I was 15 years old. Any questions?" the web wonder proclaims (left) at...

SPIDEY UNMASKS HIMSELF

Spider-Man's identity is about to become not-so-secret. "My name is Peter Parker and I've been Spider-Man since I was 15 years old. Any questions?" the web wonder proclaims at a...

HBO MAY WHACK 'MOB' STARS - 6 'SOPRANOS' UNSIGNED

Some of the major stars of "The Sopranos" are in danger of sleeping with the fishes. The actors who play daughter Meadow, son A.J., Dr. Melfi, Paulie "Walnuts," right-hand man...

SUBWAY SLASHER IN HORROR TOURIST ATTACK

It was a tourist's worst nightmare - a knife-wielding maniac repeatedly stabbed a Texas man on the subway yesterday, leaving him fighting for his life. Cops said the 21-year-old visitor...

FAT SUIT VS. NICK - HATE-BASH VICTIM WANTS POUND OF FLE$H

"Fat Nick" Minucci's hate-crime victim said he'll file a civil suit today against the Howard Beach bat-basher and his cohorts. "I can't really give a comment now. Tomorrow is my...

FLOATING TIGER PALACE - STEALTHY $20M YACHT CRUISES FROM SEA TO TEE AT W'CHESTER

Tiger Woods is living in style during this week's U.S. Open - aboard his $20 million mega-yacht. But Woods pulled a fast one on the tony Westchester sailing set by...

INJURED FLOYD WON'T TAKE RISK

MET NOTES PHILADELPHIA - Cliff Floyd didn't play again last night, the sixth straight game he has missed with a sprained left ankle. "Tried to run the bases," Floyd said...

PHILS IN DANGER OF LOSING TOUCH

BD+>PHILADELPHIA - Even with 100 games to go, Charlie Manuel says it isn't too early to realize it could be getting late. "You start falling 10 or 11 back; that's...

HUNTING TOUR HAS NO SHOT

THE World Hunting Association announced plans last week to create a competitive hunting tour around the world, with the inaugural season beginning this fall at the Lost Arrow Ranch in...

NETS LOOK TO ILIC, CAMP FOR DEPTH

The Nets brass went to the NBA's pre-draft camp in Orlando last week and saw what essentially will be second-round picks. The majority of players that anyone has ever heard...

JINTS JAZZED FOR SEASON TO START

For their last segment of a three-month offseason workout program, the Giants today gather for the start of a three-day mandatory mini-camp that will include all veterans and rookies on...

WILL IT BE TOUGH? YOU BET YOUR GRASS

THIS many grown men haven't had this must respect for grass since Jerry Garcia was alive. "I think it's very fair," Ernie Els said. "This is the way it should...

JUST FOR YOU, POP ; TIGER WANTS TROPHY FOR FATHER'S DAY

Sunday is Father's Day and the final round of the U.S. Open. Earl Woods, bless his real soul, died May 3. Tiger Woods is, in his own words yesterday, "excited"...

TALL STUFF IS BRUTAL FOR PROS

Last week after a practice round at Winged Foot, Phil Mickelson made this proclamation: "I'm going to make a prediction: On more than one occasion during U.S. Open week, players...

KNICKS TO WORK OUT LATE PICKS

Though the soap opera buffs will wonder if Larry Brown and Isiah Thomas will have it out this morning when they reconvene at the Westchester practice facility for more pre-draft...

YANKS TARGET SEPT. RETURN FOR SHEFFIELD

YANKEE NOTES While the Yankees were pleased to hear that Gary Sheffield's left wrist surgery went extremely well yesterday and that he is expected back in September, they aren't counting...

OPEN CHAMP'S DARE: BRING IT ON!

Relatively anonymous outside New Zealand, Michael Campbell yesterday issued what sounded like a challenge to the superstars of golf - none of whom are the defending U.S. Open champion, like...

PHILS CAN'T FALL TOO FAR BEHIND

PHILADELPHIA - The Phillies, looking up 6½ games at the Mets last night as they began a never-too-early-to-say-its-getting-late three-game series, typically were harder to find in the sports sections here...

'MAJOR' CHANGE IN PHIL'S IMAGE

IT WASN'T long ago that we wondered whether Phil Mickelson would ever win a major championship. Now we're wondering whether he can win a "Phil Slam" or maybe even a...

TIGER'S EX-CADDIE IN FIELD

U.S. OPEN NOTEBOOK Dillon Dougherty, who as a teen-ager used to caddie for Tiger Woods at Stanford, is in the field this week, surely making Woods feel a little old....

LIBS FALL TO 2-7

OVERTIMEFever 80Liberty 78 Becky Hammon called it "the worst loss of any one we've had all year." Considering the Liberty fell to 2-7 with last night's 80-78 overtime loss to...

METS ROLL SIX THE HARD WAY; OUTSLUG PHILLIES TO EXTEND STREAK

Mets 9Phillies 7 PHILADELPHIA - The other 23 outs aside, two dramatic double plays won the game last night for the Mets. In the Mets' 9-7 victory over the Phillies,...

BATTLE OF NEW YORK - APPLE'S ON MICK'S SIDE IN TIGER SHOWDOWN

It's one of the most peculiar love affairs in New York sports annals. Imagine this: skeptical New York embracing a California guy through and through like Phil Mickelson? That's the...

LEGENDS OF THE 'FOOT' - MICK, BABE & ALL THE GOLF GREATS

There's a window on the second floor inside the Winged Foot locker room that overlooks the back of the 18th green of the club's West Course. This is where a...

NO RELIEF FOR BURNT-OUT ARMS

ANYONE would give his right arm to pitch for Joe Torre's Yankees. Which, come to think of it, Paul Quantrill, Tanyon Sturtze and Scott Proctor pretty much have over the...

RANDOLPH TAKES PLACE 'WITH GRAIN OF SALT'

PHILADELPHIA - Being in first place and having a 61/2-game lead in the NL East entering last night was impressive. But Willie Randolph said yesterday he doesn't exactly spend hours...

METS ROLL SIX - OUTSLUG PHILLIES TO EXTEND STREAK

Mets 9 Phillies 7 PHILADELPHIA - The tying run was going to face Billy Wagner. So was a stadium of hateful fans. Wagner was up against thousands of enemies here...

BOO BIRDS FLOCK TO A-ROD

After a terrible night at the plate was made worse by terrible booing from the stands, Joe Torre said Alex Rodriguez is fighting himself. But after the venom the 50,365...

BURNT-OUT BULLPEN GETS NIGHT OF RELIEF

IT ISN'T good enough at this point for a Yankees' starting pitcher to merely give his team a chance to win his game by keeping the score close through five...

WANG STRONG - CANO PROVIDES ONLY RUN AS YANKS TOP TRIBE

YANKEES 1 INDIANS 0 It was supposed to be a slowpitch, keg-on-second base softball game between teams tied for the most runs scored in baseball. Thanks to Paul Byrd and...

JETER, GIAMBI RETURNING TO BLACK & BLUE BOMBERS

The vigil over the mostwatched hands in New York continued yesterday, with Yankees captain Derek Jeter finally making his return to the field last night against Cleveland, and Jason Giambi...

HIDDEN JULIEN - DEVILS UNCOVER CLAUDE AS NEW COACH

Unfair? Unmatters. Claude Julien's first burden as Devils coach will be the record of his predecessor and boss. "He's left some big shoes behind the bench to fill," Julien said...

LIBS NEED QUICK FIX

When Becky Hammon arrived at training camp this spring, she knew many familiar faces wouldn't be there. Among others, Vickie Johnson and Crystal Robinson were no longer with the team....

CLUB CHAMP TELLS PROS WHAT'S WHAT AT WINGED FOOT

Joe Sommers knows Winged Foot. As the venerable club's reigning club champion, he, too, knows what the world's best players will be up against when they tackle the West Course...

WEIRD BUT TRUE

That was real grass - the illegal kind - growing on the lawn of the new federal courthouse in Sioux Falls, S.D. Federal officials were flabbergasted when they learned that...