May 11, 2006

IF GUILTY, EXECS MAY FEAR GETTING LAY'D

NOT In HOUSTON. The evidence part of the trial of Enron executives Jeff Skilling and Ken Lay ended this week. And while newspaper editors all over the country are thanking...

EISNER: MY SHOW COULD GO

If Michael Eisner was in charge of CNBC, he'd think twice about airing his own ratings-challenged talk show. "You have to think about where it would go," Eisner, the former...

FOX TV UPS NEWS CORP. Q3

A strong performance from the Fox News Channel and several regional sports networks helped propel News Corp.'s third-quarter earnings to double-digit gains. News Corp. reported revenue of $6.2 billion, up...

MOVE OVER STERN; HERE'S THE POPE

The company that brings you Howard Stern uncensored is joining with the Archdiocese of New York to create a 24-hour Catholic radio channel. Sirius Satellite Radio, whose marquee act is...

MORT BUYS OUT CITI CENTER PARTNER

Boston Properties, the real estate investment trust controlled by Daily News Publisher Mort Zuckerman, has agreed to buy out its partners in Citigroup Center in a deal that values the...

MORGAN BREAKS BROKER TRAINEE PROGRAM; 500 AXED

Morgan Stanley is slashing its broker trainee program as it struggles to boost profits at one of Wall Street's most inefficient sales operations, according to a memo obtained by The...

ENGLISH PATIENCE - NASDAQ BOOSTS U.K. EXCHANGE STAKE A THIRD TIME

In a bid to scare off other London Stock Exchange suitors and stymie any New York Stock Exchange challenge, Nasdaq yesterday snapped up shares in the U.K. market for the...

BEN TAKES A HIKE - MORE RAISES LIKELY

Wall Street shrugged off Ben Bernanke's latest move to keep a sizzling U.S. economy from overheating, but consumers could get hit harder in their wallets by next month. The Federal...

MERRILL ENDORSES $9.6B VNU TAKEOVER BID

The soap opera over the buyout of Dutch media giant VNU NV, owner of Nielsen TV ratings and Billboard Magazine, appears close to being over after a Merrill Lynch analyst...

POP WORK SELLS FOR $15.7M AT SOTHEBY'S

A landmark work by pop master Roy Lichtenstein sold for $15.7 million at Sotheby's last night as the art auction world soared to dizzying new highs and collectors cashed in...

GIMME SHELTER - BRADEN KEIL'S WEEKLY GOSSIP

SAFETY FIRST FOR ANISIMOVA RUSSIAN-BORN socialite Anna Anisimova first made a splash in New York, when, at age 19, she rented songwriter Denise Rich's Southampton estate for $550,000 for the...

POINTE PLEASANT - QUEENS WATERFRONT GETS FENG SHUI TOWNHOUSES

WE'VE heard of feng shui - a Chinese practice of arranging space and objects to create a more harmonious environment - working in small apartments and office buildings, but on...

ONE FINE JAY - WRITER JAY MCINERNEY HAS TRADED IN HIS LIFE OF EXCESS FOR CALMER TIMES IN HIS VILLAGE APARTMENT

JAY MCINERNEY'S decadent days are behind him, but the literary icon still knows how to live the good life. McInerney, a thrice-married bachelor who defined hedonistic '80s Gotham, traded city...

DUNNO IF I'D KEEP MY SHOW: EISNER

If Michael Eisner was in charge of CNBC, he'd think twice about airing his own ratings-challenged talk show. "You have to think about where it would go," Eisner, the former...

BUNGLE IN THE JUNGLE

YOU, "Tarzan"! Me, Agonized! Disney's new musical swung shakily into the Richard Rodgers Theatre last night, and as far I'm concerned, it can swing right back out again. It made...

TRACKED IN THE U.S.S.R.

LIGHT FROM THE EAST [**] (Two stars) IN 1991, Amy Grappell and a group of fellow American actors traveled to Ukraine, then part of the U.S.S.R., to join local counterparts...

SIMON HIRES REGIS TO BE HIS RYAN

REGIS Philbin has been signed to host Simon Cowell's upcoming summer reality series, "America's Got Talent." Philbin, whose "Live with Regis & Kelly" is syndicated by ABC's Buena Vista and...

'BIRD FLU' SHOT DOWN

ABC'S critically panned bird flu movie, "Fatal Contact: Bird Flu in America," coughed up lousy ratings Tuesday night. The film was watched by about 5.3 million viewers overall and was...

FEED FOR THOUGHT

FEW dance companies are named after a brand of cattle feed. In fact, Moses Pendleton's Momix, which opened its annual three-week New York season at the Joyce Theatre Tuesday night,...

OPRAH BACKS OFF DA COOP

WHO made Oprah Winfrey pull her little love note to CNN reporter Anderson Cooper off her Web site? Early yesterday, oprah.com, the Web site for Oprah's show, was asking readers:...

BIG-SCREEN HIZZONERS MORE DISHONOR

BEING mayor of New York City is a tough job - especially in Hollywood. Just ask Kurt Russell. Russell, who plays an ex-mayor in "Poseidon" (opening tomorrow), is just the...

NO LOVE 'LOST' - LIBBY CRIED WHEN SHE LEARNED OF SURPRISE OFFING

THEY just keep dropping like flies on "Lost" - the series killed off yet another main character last night, the second in two weeks. Cynthia Watros, the actress who plays...

HOMESTRETCH - HICKS THE FAVE IN 'IDOL' SHOWDOWN

WHEN the dust settled last night, Taylor Hicks emerged as the front-runner to become the next "American Idol." Hicks, Katherine McPhee and Elliot Yamin will face what's probably the biggest...

CLASS OF O.C.-IX - 'O.C.' GRADS GO 'WILD'

AT least one of the gals on "The O.C." could be heading off into the sunset next year - following her high-school graduation in next week's season finale. Rumors have...

STARR REPORT

They've been booked Mark Fuhrman has kicked off his publicity tour for "A Simple Act of Murder," his new book on the JFK assassination. Fuhrman appeared on "GMA" yesterday and...

NEW FAME OF REFERENCE - [MUFFY AND MILTON VON SNOB] THE VON SNOBS HAVE 9,650 FRIENDS - THE TRUE MARKS OF PRESTIGE TODAY: WIKI ENTRY, MYSPACE PALS

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GIANT STEPS FOR TANKIND

IS it possible to go from pale-faced Vampiress to a glowing, bronzed goddess? Kind of. The latest crop of self-tanners - in sprays, puffs and gels - are easier to...

DAD-KILLER JAILED - 20 YRS. FOR CLUBBING 'ABUSER' DOC

A Long Island man who beat his prominent doctor dad to death with a bat got 20 years in the slammer yesterday, despite his family's pleas for mercy because the...

PATAKI IS THE PITS WITH STATE VOTERS

ALBANY - Gov. Pataki's approval rating has fallen to its lowest level ever - and is the lowest of any governor in the 23 years that Marist College has been...

NYPD DAILY BLOTTER

THE BRONX (lcf) * Police yesterday were searching for two gunmen who shot a man on a Morrisania street after exchanging angry looks, sources said. Witnesses identified Sharonn Williams (top),...

EDWARDS BACKS UNION

John Edwards, the former North Carolina senator and 2004 Democratic vice-presidential nominee, joined scores of home health-care aides at a City Hall rally yesterday to push for better wages and...

'GOOGLED' GORE'S FAT WAR CHEST

AL GORE's faith in the Internet has paid off big-time - and his fortune from soaring Google stock could help him launch a White House race any time he likes,...

N.Y. SENS: WE DIG RAIL TUNNEL, TOO

WASHINGTON - New York Sens. Chuck Schumer and Hillary Rodham Clinton are joining forces with their New Jersey colleagues to lobby the Bush administration for a new $6 billion commuter...

LANZA LANDS MIKE'S OK

City Councilman Andrew Lanza (R-S.I.), who racked up the worst attendance record at the City Council in 2005, has nabbed the support of Mayor Bloomberg in his bid to become...

$80M BOTCH BONUS - BANK REALLY GIVES GUY CREDIT

A Long Island man was shocked to see his bank had made a slight error in his business account - informing him that his "available credit" was almost $80 million....

S.I. POLS PUT UP RED FLAG

Staten Island politicians are appealing to the state's development chief not to condemn property so that a controversial 82,500-seat NASCAR raceway can be built - fearing the developer wants to...

DUBYA LIKES 'NEXT PREZ' JEBYA

WASHINGTON - President Bush yesterday said his younger brother, Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, would make "a great president" as Bush III. "I would like to see Jeb run at some...

KILLER'S BRO COPS PLEA

A man who helped his murderous brother dump the body of his college student girlfriend got a sweetheart deal from a judge who called his role in the coverup "understandable."...

'PARKING RAGE' BUST AT TWU

A subway motorman threatened a man and his pregnant wife with a pair of sticks in a fight over a parking spot outside the Transport Workers Union headquarters, sources said...

MONKEYS APE HUMAN DRUNKS

Hey, hey, we're the drunkees. Researchers say monkeys tend to imbibe more booze if they are housed alone, and also like to knock back a cocktail - or three -...

CARNEGIE KIDDIES - SCHOOL MUSIC PROGRAM EXPANDS

Thousands of more public-school students will learn about music in the most inspiring setting in the city - Carnegie Hall. The Weill Music Institute at Carnegie, which currently teaches 8,000...

SHEL IN WTC 'BUILDING' RAGE

Frustrated by the pace of rebuilding downtown, Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver said yesterday he plans to haul the major players at Ground Zero before a hearing to get to the...

COMMISH HITS BACK AT CCRB

Police Commissioner Ray Kelly blasted the Civilian Complaint Review Board for a letter critical of the NYPD's handling of protests at the 2004 GOP convention. Kelly wrote board Chairman Hector...

BABY LOVE TURNS BROOKE BUBBLY

Everything is blue skies - not blue feelings - for movie-star mom Brooke Shields as she shares her joy with month-old daughter Grier Hammond. "This was nothing like the first...

CURTAIN SET TO GO UP ON STAGE ADS

Coming to a stage near you - live theatrical commercials before the curtain goes up. In a bid to bring advertising to one of the few untapped audiences left, the...

$450M DEAL WOULD EASE NYERS' GAS PAINS

ALBANY - New York drivers would save every time they fill up - to the tune of $450 million a year - under an agreement reached yesterday by legislative leaders....

BOOKER BACKER MIKE HAILS ALLY IN GUN WAR - WILL AID NEWARK MAYOR'S TRANSITION

Newark Mayor-elect Cory Booker got an early-morning call yesterday from Mayor Bloomberg, who congratulated the New Jersey Democrat for his victory and called on him to join a national campaign...

DRUG RINGS ON THE HOOK

More than 150 suspects were arrested during a massive NYPD undercover operation in a Brooklyn housing project that had been transformed into a "virtual drug bazaar" attracting addicts from across...

MORGY SLAMS SILVER - DEMS IN 'RAPE' ROW

ALBANY - A furious Manhattan District Attorney Robert Morgenthau accused Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver of trying to trick him into supporting a measure that would benefit the state's trial lawyers,...

SLUG 'BARELY MISSED ME'

A hardworking restaurateur took the stand yesterday in Brooklyn Supreme Court and stared down the man who allegedly tried to put a bullet in his head last summer - and...

HEVESI REPORT COULD DERAIL FARE HIKE

Thanks to an unexpected windfall from real-estate taxes, the MTA can now afford to postpone the fare hikes planned for next year, according to a report released yesterday. On pace...

N.J. COPS BEAR DOWN - FINALLY CORNER AND KILL BEAST NEAR SCHOOL

In the end, 'twas schoolkids that killed the beast. North Jersey cops fatally shot a 250-pound black bear (right) yesterday after a two-day chase that kept Newark and its suburbs...

BLOOMY AIDE NOW ED. BIG

A campaign adviser to Mayor Bloomberg has landed a top post at the Department of Education. Schools Chancellor Joel Klein said Brian Ellner - the openly gay candidate for Manhattan...

YEARBOOK FIGHT NO JOKE

Students at Manhattan's elite Hunter College HS say they have learned enough about the First Amendment during their studies to know this much: They aren't getting to practice it. Editors...

'FOUL' CALL AT MOB TRIAL

Lawyers for a Genovese bookmaker on trial for fatally stabbing his mobster brother-in-law painted the dead man yesterday as an out-of-control maniac - and playing an X-rated answering machine tape...

KISSEL'S SECRET 'MISTRESS' - COPS GRILL GAL ACCUSED BY SLAY WIDOW

Cops in Connecticut have quizzed a woman accused by Andrew Kissel's angry wife of having an affair with the slain moneyman. Alison Statler, 48, is not suspected of any involvement...

PEEPER CREEPER - UP-THE-SKIRT VIDEO-CAM FIEND GETS 6 MONTHS

Talk about a skirt chaser. A vile voyeur was thrown in jail for six months yesterday for repeatedly aiming a hidden video camera under dozens of women's skirts as they...

VILE 'KID RAPE' HIP-HOP DJ AXED - RANTED AGAINST RADIO RIVAL'S TOT

A top hip-hop DJ was fired yesterday after going on a perverted rant against the 4-year-old daughter of a rival radio host. Star, who co-hosts the popular show "Star and...

GOO-GOO-GA TUBE - NEW TV CHANNEL WILL BE FOR BABIES

Following a trail blazed by the "Baby Einstein" and "Brainy Baby" videos, a new satellite-TV channel designed for the diaper set debuts today. With some pediatricians and educators across the...

GIRL, 14, IN LOVER'S LEAP AFTER MOM STOPS TRYST

A panicked New Jersey eighth-grader - busted with her boyfriend by her protective mom - leaped to her death from her sixth-floor bedroom window, authorities said yesterday. "I think she...

MOM'S ANGUISH - 'WHY?' SHE CRIES OVER GRAVE OF QUEENS GI

Wailing, "Oh, my God! Oh, my God!" a heartbroken Queens mom collapsed and sobbed uncontrollably yesterday as her Iraqi war-hero son - who had not told her he had returned...

BUSH TAX TRIUMPH - HOUSE OKS $70B CUT TO LAST UNTIL 2010

WASHINGTON - President Bush won a victory last night as the House voted for $70 billion in tax cuts to boost investors and protect middle-class families from a tax meant...

ELEVATOR-ROB 'KILLER' ID'D

A hulking 6-foot-6 ex-con with a history of robberies has been identified as the suspected killer of a beloved Washington Heights grandfather who died during a brutal elevator mugging last...

MORE VICTIMS OF SICKO'S TOOTSY ROLE

Nine women so far have identified confessed subway foot fondler Joseph Weir as their attacker - but that number may go higher as more women view the accused fiend in...

WTC'S BOARD AT WAR - MEMORIAL $$ E-MAILS

Members of the panel overseeing the Ground Zero memorial are feuding over the decision to suspend fund-raising and give a surprise vote of confidence to the foundation's beleaguered president, e-mails...

TEEN LOVER LEAPS - 'CAUGHT' KID KILLS SELF

A panicked New Jersey eighth-grader - busted with her boyfriend by her protective mom - leaped to her death from her sixth-floor bedroom window, authorities said yesterday. "I think she...

BUILDERS BID FOR GOVS IS.

One of Manhattan's top developers and two out-of-state companies that redevelop former military bases are among the major players vying to turn Governors Island into an island paradise, The Post...

MORGY FUMES AT TRICKY SILVER: BRUNO AIDE

ALBANY - A furious Manhattan District Attorney Robert Morgenthau accused Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver of trying to trick him into supporting a measure that would benefit the state's trial lawyers,...

OFF-DUTY HERO COP SHOOTS B'KLYN THUG

An off-duty police officer foiled a hold-up in Brooklyn by shooting a thug who had just shot an elderly courier yesterday, cops said. The 73-year-old robbery victim was carrying a...

BOWIE 'HIGH' ON WEST SIDE

Let's dance! Rock royal David Bowie has signed on to lead a music festival next year on the West Side on the site of the new High Line park. The...

U.N. WORKER DIES IN CRASH

A father-of-five who worked at the U.N. was killed yesterday when a van smashed into the cab in which he was riding in Brooklyn. Egyptian-born Hussein el-Far, who lived in...

BRONX MAN 'BUTCHERS' BULLY BOSS

A bullying boss was beaten to death - and his body cut up, stuffed into five plastic garbage bags and scattered through a Bronx neighborhood - allegedly by an underling...

ELEVATOR 'SLAY THUG' IDENTIFIED

A hulking 6-foot-6 ex-con with a history of robberies has been identified as the suspected killer of a beloved Washington Heights grandfather who died in a brutal elevator mugging last...

BATTLE OVER HS YEARBOOK

Students at Manhattan's elite Hunter College HS say they have learned enough about the First Amendment to know this much: They aren't getting to practice it. Editors of the school's...

MET TENOR FOUND DRUNK: COPS

Opera star Jerry Hadley was a tipsy tenor when he tried to get behind the wheel of a car after he'd been drinking, police said yesterday. Hadley, 54, of upstate...

WARREN G. HARDING - 29TH PRESIDENT, 1921-1923

This dark-horse candidate became the sixth president to die in office. WARREN G. Harding was born on Nov. 2, 1865, in Corsica, Ohio. He had brief career stints as an...

20 YRS. IN DAD KILLING - KIN BLAME SLAIN DOC

A Long Island man who beat his prominent doctor dad to death with a bat got 20 years in the slammer yesterday, despite his family's desperate pleas for mercy because...

3 BUILDERS WANT A CRACK AT GOVERNORS I.

One of Manhattan's top developers and two out-of-state companies that redevelop ex-military bases are among the major players vying to turn Governors Island into an island paradise, The Post has...

COURT FIGHT OVER HS YEARBOOK

Students at Manhattan's elite Hunter College HS say they have learned enough about the First Amendment during their studies to know this much: They aren't getting to practice it. Editors...

BOSS EXPLAINS HIS RIPS IN CALL TO TORRE

YANKEE NOTES George Steinbrenner sort of apologized - and sort of denied - his Tuesday night comments. Steinbrenner called manager Joe Torre unsolicited yesterday regarding his comments during Tuesday's horrendous...

DWAYNE COMES TO HEAT'S RESCUE

MIAMI - Pat Riley saw it at yesterday's morning shootaround - a certain glint in Dwyane Wade's eyes. "You could sense he was in a different state," the Heat coach...

WADE'S HOT HAND MELTS DOWN NETS

GAME 2: HEAT 111 - NETS 89 MIAMI - As good as they were in Game 1, they were that bad - and then some - in Game 2 last...

JESSE'S ON 714 WATCH - BARRY GOES 0-FER, MISSES JACKSON VISIT

CUBS 8 - GIANTS 1 SAN FRANCISCO - There would be no near-misses for Barry Bonds last night. The Giants slugger looked overmatched against Cubs starter Carlos Zambrano, going 0-for-3...

BAD ANKLE CAN'T KEEP R.J. DOWN

NET NOTES MIAMI - For a day and a half, Richard Jefferson wore a walking boot to help and protect the right ankle bone bruise he suffered in Game 1...

BOSS HORSE JOINS FRAY

The field for the May 20 Preakness remained in flux yesterday, picking up one new confirmed runner, Hemingway's Key, trained by Nick Zito for George "The Boss" Steinbrenner's Kinsman Stables,...

RILEY TELLS HEAT STOP YER WHININ'

MIAMI - An angry Pat Riley gave a stern message to his Heat players to stop complaining to the referees and media about calls and start looking in the mirror...

WHITE ON TIME - COLIN RETURNS TO HELP DEVILS

Looking for any spark to ignite a comeback, the Devils were counting on Colin White to last longer than the 4:54 he survived last time. White, one of the Devils'...

ENERGETIC GORDON PUTS NEW DRINK ON MARKET

Ben Gordon wasn't satisfied with mass-market energy drinks available to every corporate executive on the go or high school student. The former University of Connecticut star who has established himself...

ROBINSON WARY OF SHAQ ATTACK

NET NOTES MIAMI - Cliff Robinson is not going to take it. He didn't take it from Kevin Willis years ago; he's not going to take it from Shaquille O'Neal...

BABE 'WILL ALWAYS BE NO. 1' - RUTH'S DAUGHTER: BONDS NO COMPARISON

DADDY is the best. Barry Bonds' next home run will tie Babe Ruth at 714, but Babe's daughter believes her father's legacy is much bigger than a number. When the...

R.J. MAKES GAME 2 START

MIAMI - In the morning, before the Nets sought to take control against the Heat in Game 2, Richard Jefferson, minus the walking boot that covered his right foot for...

PRADO MAKING PITCH AT STADIUM

Edgar Prado, fresh off his first Kentucky Derby victory on Triple Crown candidate Barbaro, will throw out the first pitch at Yankee Stadium tonight when the Bombers take on the...

THREE FALLING - DEVILS ONE LOSS FROM SWEEP

The Devils have tried everything, and won nothing. They are on the verge of being swept for the first time in their history, and all they have left is their...

BRODEUR ISN'T SAVING HIS TEAM

GAME 3: Hurricanes 3 - Devils 2MARTIN Brodeur has been a difference-maker in nets since the day he arrived in New Jersey for his rookie 1993-94 season. He's been a...

TERRIBLE TIME FOR MATVICHUK

Richard Matvichuk left his fingerprints all over last night's 3-2 loss to the Hurricanes. He was in all the wrong spots at all the wrong times, and the veteran Devils'...

BRODEUR DEVILS' BEST SHOT

THAT was that era and this is this era, and that was that New Jersey defense and not this New Jersey defense, but, oh the difference six years and three...

WHO'S BOSS! - MOOSE SLIPS UNDER RADAR NO LONGER

THE pockets of early-arriving fans had greeted Mike Mussina in a most unfamiliar way as he strode past them early yesterday afternoon. Mussina had made the long, loping walk from...

WHO'S BOSS! - MOOSE WILL SLIP UNDER RADAR NO LONGER

SEVEN hours earlier, the pockets of early-arriving fans crowding the blue police barriers near the Yankee Stadium press entrance had greeted Mike Mussina in a way he'd only rarely been...

MRI, LIKE RANDY, YIELDS NO ANSWERS

IN SOME ways, the good news was bad news, and the bad news was that there was, well, good news. Randy Johnson had an MRI yesterday morning, and it showed...

A-ROD SHOWS WHO'S BOSS - ALEX ANSWERS WITH A BANG

Yankees 7 - Red Sox 3 He was called out by The Boss Tuesday and booed by the home fans early last night. So Alex Rodriguez literally took it out...

A-ROD SHOWS WHO'S BOSS - ALEX DELIVERS WITH A BANG

Yankees 7 - Red Sox 3 Criticized by the owner on Tuesday and booed by the home fans early last night, Alex Rodriguez literally took it out on his biggest...

A TOUGH LOAD TO SHOULDER - GUIDRY: JOHNSON 'A LOST LITTLE BOY'

Pitching coach Ron Guidry said Randy Johnson looks like "a lost little boy," and the Yankees' search to find answers took the Big Unit through an MRI tube yesterday morning....

AMAZIN'S FIND RECIPE TO SURVIVE PITCHING CRISIS

PHILADELPHIA - The Mets, who traded away two starters this winter only to watch two go down within the last two weeks, have a plan to get through the crisis,...

RECIPE TO SURVIVE ARMS CRISIS

PHILADELPHIA - The Mets, who traded away two starters this winter only to watch two go down within the last two weeks, have a plan to get through the crisis,...

CLEAN MACHINE - GIAMBI SAYS FAST START IS UNTAINTED

JASON Giambi went into the bleachers yesterday, which was a heck of lot better place than he was a year to the day earlier. On May 10, 2005, Giambi was...

AARON IN ROTATION? DON'T GET ME STARTED!

PHILADELPHIA - Jose Lima goes Friday, Jeremi Gonzalez goes Saturday, and presumably there go the Mets' chances to get to the playoffs, it they have to go too long with...

'O'-VERWHELMING - MET OFFENSE ERUPTS, STOPS PHILLY STREAK

Mets 13 - Phillies 4 PHILADELPHIA - Playing nine innings wasn't necessary. By the time the third inning was over last night, the Phillies' nine-game winning streak was done. The...

WHAT ME WORRY? - SLUMPING FLOYD NOT READY TO JUMP OFF CLIFF

PHILADELPHIA - Cliff Floyd insisted yesterday he's not that concerned about his season-long slump. "I think I'm too good of a guy for it to last long," Floyd said before...

SCHILL SHOCK - BOMBERS BASH BOSTON ACE

Maybe it's Curt Schilling's time to get an MRI. After Yankee ace Randy Johnson was roughed up by the Red Sox Tuesday night, he went for an MRI on his...

BONDS' LONE HAPPY PLACE - 714 WOULD BE WELCOME HOMER HERE

SAN FRANCISCO - The fans crowded together in right field Tuesday night at AT&T Park. They stood on their toes, trying to see the man 500 feet away from them,...

A NEW LOWELL - FORMER YANKEE HIT ROCK BOTTOM LAST YEAR WITH MARLINS

The 1998 World Series ring is proudly displayed in the billiards room of his home. The $800 check he got as a reserve player on a Yankees juggernaut team went...

DWYANE COMES TO HEAT'S RESCUE

MIAMI - The Nets forgot, with the incessant buzz about stopping Shaquille O'Neal, that the Heat still had a super dangerous perimeter weapon named DwyaneWade. Instead of hearing boos from...

GLAVINE DELIVERING AT PLATE, TOO

MET NOTES PHILADELPHIA - Tom Glavine's pitching has been tremendous this year. So has his hitting. Besides pitching seven innings of four-hit ball in the Mets' 13-4 rout of the...

UNIT'S MRI REVEALS NOTHING - GUIDRY: RANDY LOOKS LIKE 'LOST LITTLE BOY'

Pitching coach Ron Guidry said Randy Johnson looks like "a lost little boy," and the Yankees' search to find answers took the Big Unit through an MRI tube yesterday morning....

BANNISTER SET TO TEST SORE HAMSTRING

MET NOTES PHILADELPHIA - Brian Bannister will throw in a simulated game tomorrow, Met manager Willie Randolph said. The rookie right-hander, who's on the DL with a strained right hamstring,...

POP IS BACK IN PAPI'S BIG BAT

Instead of dropping Big Papi, the Yankees picked him up, dusted him off, and probably sent him on a tear for the rest of the season. David Ortiz, one of...

PROCTOR A BIG RELIEF

The Yankees bullpen has been a mess this season and hasn't been a particularly strong suit for the team in years. Slowly, Scott Proctor is showing that he might be...

BIG PAPI GETS SOME BIG POP BACK IN BAT

Instead of dropping Big Papi, the Yankees picked him up, dusted him off, and probably sent him on a tear for the rest of the season. David Ortiz, one of...

RED SOX FINALLY FIND CLOSER

The baseball war that is YankeesRed Sox has more often than not gone the Yankees' way because they had the better closer. But Boston has a new weapon. And he...

WEIRD BUT TRUE

A man jailed for public intoxication in Crawfordsville, Ind., wriggled through a ceiling hatch in his holding cell, determined to escape. But he didn't get very far. He fell through...