April 1, 2006

BRUCE GETS $14M IN PAY

Lazard boss Bruce Wasserstein took his first ever bonus as head of the newly-public investment bank last year, but his pay package paled in comparison to the heads of rival...

INTER-TEL PREPS FOR HOSTILE BID

Internet phone company Inter-Tel Inc. is fighting back against a possible proxy fight and hostile bid by its founder and former boss. The Arizona company announced a change to its...

BIOVAIL DENIED IT, BUT SPYING WENT ON FOR A YEAR

Troubled pharmaceuticals firm Biovail has been conducting a year-long surveillance of two stock analysts it says conspired to torpedo the firm. After a recent Post investigation, Biovail said last month...

GM LABOR CRISIS - DELPHI STRIKE COULD SHUT AUTOMAKER'S FACTORIES

The end drew closer yesterday for General Motors with an ironic twist - the very people who reap its generous perks are likely to wreck the firm. Analysts say GM...

GIMME SHELTER

Good night and good luck GEORGE CLOONEY, Rande Gerber and New York-based development powerhouse Related have apparently crapped out in Las Vegas. As The Post first reported last December, their...

HOME SHOPPING CLUB - THE CHAIR WILL RECOGNIZE

Lewis Mittman 10-27 46th Ave., between 11th Street and Vernon Blvd., Long Island City (718) 937-3833 Sale: April 7-9 Open: Fri., 11 a.m.-5 p.m./Sat., 10 a.m.-6 p.m./Sun., 10 a.m.-5 p.m....

HANGING AROUND - NOT JUST FOR STUFFY BALLROOMS, CHANDELIERS ARE ON THE UPSWING

IF you've ever felt the urge to swing from a chandelier, now might be the time to buy one. Chandeliers are popular again, with traditional rooms getting updated with modern...

NO NEW LIFE IN TIRED OLD SHOW

70 GIRLS 70City Center, 55th Street; (212) 581-1212. Last performances tonight and tomorrow afternoon. THE play "70 Girls 70" is probably the best Broad way musical ever to be written...

'SIMPSONS' PARKS A TRAILER; 'TOON'S MOVIE PREVIEW HITS U.S. THEATER SCREENS

THE long-awaited "Simpsons" feature film is slated to be released June 27, 2007. Fans of the show learned this yesterday when trailers for the movie began appearing in theaters across...

ROLL WITH IT; EX-PUNK ROCKER HENRY IS THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOOR

"The Henry Rollins Show" Tonight at 10 on IFC * (one star) NOW we know what would happen if you gave Travis Bickle a talk show. It would turn out...

PLAID AS HELL - GO HAGGIS WILD - IT'S TARTAIN WEEK IN NEW YORK

APRIL 1: pranks, pratfalls, plaid. That's right, not only is today April Fools' Day, it's also the start of Tartan Week in New York. That means for a solid week,...

APRIL FOOL! KIDDIE COMEDIAN TAKES HIS SHTICK TO THE NEW VIC

UNLIKE most stand-up comics, James Campbell keeps it clean. Then again, he has to - much of his audience is a solid decade below the drinking age. Some even arrive...

SPA LA LA

Get rubbed for a lot less than usual. And, don't worry, it's totally legal. More than 75 New York City spas are gearing up for Spa Week - where customers...

BASEBALL'S FINEST HITS - MOMA FILM SERIES TAKES YOU OUT TO THE BALLGAME

THERE'S been all sorts of crap written about baseball and the American psyche. Well, according to the Museum of Modern Art, you can forget all that. As it says in...

RAIDING COPS SHUT 7 CLUBS

Seven trendy nightclubs were raided last night following a nine-month undercover drug probe, police said yesterday. Police hit the clubs at 10 p.m., just as they were starting their Friday...

E. SIDE BUS KILLS GRANNY

An 82-year-old retired college dean was killed by a city bus on the East Side yesterday, authorities said. Esther Levine, who lived nearby, had just left a supermarket and was...

KIDS PROTEST ON PRINCIPLE FOR PRINCIPAL

"We want her back!" That was the shout yesterday from scores of students and parents from a Coney Island high school who rallied at Department of Education headquarters - demanding...

JOEY UNDER GUN AGAIN

SAN FERNANDO, Calif. - A judge ordered Joey Buttafuoco to stand trial on weapons-related charges that could land the veteran jailbird behind bars once again, authorities said yesterday. Buttafuoco, 50,...

BUBBA BRINGS IN MRS. BUSH

Laura Bush is expected to be among the movers and shakers who will descend on New York City in September for the second annual Clinton Global Initiative, ex-President Bill Clinton...

WTC TAPES LEAVE TRAGIC MA WITH ONLY HALF THE TRUTH

ALL these years later, after so many memorials and too many sleepless nights, the tortured mother still searches for her son. Sally Regenhard prayed she might find that on the...

SHIRT DESIGNER SO $LAP-HAPPY

Personal assistants and domestic workers should take the advice of a new must-have T-shirt: "Naomi Campbell slapped me - and I slapped the bitch back!" The tees (above) were designed...

ISRAELI HOSP $$ ARE DOA; PATAKI GRANT KO'D

ALBANY - Gov. Pataki's unprecedented plan to help a Jewish group finance a major hospital expansion - in Israel - has been killed by state lawmakers. The Post reported in...

NYERS LIKE MAYOR HERE

New Yorkers like the job Mayor Bloomberg is doing - but 72 percent don't want him to make a White House run in 2008, a new poll shows. A WNBC/Marist...

NAOMI 'COVER-UP' BID ; AIDE WAS URGED TO SKIP HOSP VISIT

Psycho supermodel Naomi Campbell tried to cover up braining her housekeeper with a cellphone by urging her not to go the hospital, the domestic's lawyer charged yesterday. "After Ms. Campbell...

WHY AGING MODEL NEEDS 'BULLY' PULPIT

As an aging supermodel in a world of ever-younger stars, 35-year-old Naomi Campbell may feel vulnerable, alone and afraid, a shrink said yesterday. "It seems like she targets the little...

'MOB COP' LAWYERS TAKE A PASS ON GASPIPE'S HOT AIR

The defense team for two accused mob cops will not call an imprisoned Mafia boss to the witness stand - even though the gangster says he wants to tell jurors...

LOVELY HIGH-AND-DRY WEEKEND

Spring finally sprung yesterday, with sunny skies spreading warmer-than-usual temperatures across the region. March was the driest on record in the city, with just 0.8 inches of precipitation - less...

A NERVOUS SATURDAY

Some 375,000 teens are wading into the nerve-racking rite of taking the SAT exam today, with more than the usual trepidation after grading flaws marred the scores of 4,411 students...

ZERO IN ON TALKS; CHUCK: BACK TO TABLE

WASHINGTON - Sen. Chuck Schumer is raising the pressure on New Jersey Gov. Jon Corzine and other key Ground Zero players to return immediately to the bargaining table to hammer...

'THEY'RE SAYING IT MIGHT BE A TERROR ATTACK. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. IT'S GOT TO BE HELL!'

Hundreds of panicked callers trapped in the burning Twin Towers begged authorities for help, overwhelming 911 operators who struggled to hold back their own emotions, eight hours of emergency tapes...

NYPD DAILY BLOTTER

BROOKLYN *** Police are asking for the public's help in finding a shoeless, mentally handicapped Sheepshead Bay man who has been missing for five days. Duron Leebo (above), 21, was...

VANISHED TEEN'S BLOOD TRAIL ; TRASH CLUE SPURS LANDFILL SEARCHES

Authorities have followed a trail of evidence down a dorm building trash chute in a bid to figure out what happened to a New Jersey college student who vanished a...

'GAMBINO 8' COP PLEAS

Mobster Anthony "The Genius" Megale and seven other reputed Gambino gangsters have copped pleas in a sweeping racketeering case built on the work of a daring undercover FBI agent who...

WALL ABOARD! MIKE BACKS ALIEN BARRIER

Want to keep illegal immigrants out? Build a wall. That's the solution Mayor Bloomberg proposed yesterday to protect America's borders. "People say, 'I want control of the borders, but I...

NETS ARENA WILL LOWER ITS PROFILE

Bruce Ratner is shrinking the skyscrapers surrounding his $3.5 billion proposed basketball arena. The owner of the Brooklyn-bound New Jersey Nets plans to scale back the entire project by 5...

TRUE BLUE HILLARY; NYPD HAILS KELLY'S HERO

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton yesterday got a warm boost from Police Commissioner Ray Kelly - one of the city's most popular figures - at a celebration of women in the...

TAIL OF TRAGEDY FOR HAL THE COYOTE; DIES BEFORE RELEASE

New York's wiliest coyote never made it home. Hal, who was captured roaming the southern end ofCentral Park 10 days ago, died late Thursday as he was aboutto be freed...

PREGNANT SLAY; BOYFRIEND SOUGHT IN BRONX BUTCHERY

The Bronx boyfriend of a woman nine months pregnant with his child is suspected of viciously stabbing her to death and threatening to cut off the ear of her terrified...

BUBBA TO HOST LAURA

Laura Bush is expected to be among the movers and shakers who will descend on New York City in September for the second annual Clinton Global Initiative, ex-President Bill Clinton...

CON ED TAKING TAX HEAT AS W-2S VANISH

ALBANY - The personal tax information from last year for 15,000 Con Edison employees has mysteriously disappeared, The Post has learned. Con Ed let the workers in on the situation...

BRICK WALL FALLS ON B'KLYN BOY

A brick wall collapsed on a 6-year-old boy in Brooklyn yesterday, sending him to a hospital with critical injuries, cops said. The youngster was playing in his back yard on...

L.I. HOOPS PA IN $40M COKE BUST

The father of a University of North Carolina basketball player was held on $7.5 million cash bail yesterday for his alleged role in one of the largest cocaine-ring busts in...

SECOND-BREAST DEAL IN SCORES TAX SCAM

The second Scores honcho indicted in a $3.1 million skim scam pleaded guilty yesterday in a deal that promises him only four weekends in jail - and lets him remain...

CON ED TAKING TAX HEAT - W-2 DATA VANISH

ALBANY - The personal tax information from last year for 15,000 Con Edison employees has mysteriously disappeared, The Post has learned. Con Ed let the workers in on the situation...

RCN SIGNS DEAL WITH SPORTSNET NY

RCN Cable, serving approximately 63,000 New York City subscribers, yesterday reached an agreement to carry SportsNet New York, the new Mets network. Left unresolved are the fates of tens of...

PLAYING BALL ; INVESTIGATION NEEDS PEOPLE TO COME FORWARD

Near the end of George Mitchell's opening statement at Thursday's Major League Baseball news conference, the former U.S. senator made a plea. "I invite those who believe they have information...

SMILEY MASE ; GEE-WHIZ GMU OUT FOR FUN VS. FLORIDA

INDIANAPOLIS - It was 9 a.m. yesterday, about three hours before the George Mason Patriots were scheduled to practice before thousands of adoring fans that have adopted this team -...

GONZALEZ AND HALL IN SECOND HUDDLE

Manhattan College's Bobby Gonzalez will have a second interview with Seton Hall athletic director Joe Quinlan sometime during Final Four weekend in Indianapolis, The Post has learned. Gonzalez and Pitt...

WIN WOULD LIFT BRODEUR, DEVS

Precious points and a precious record will be up for grabs this afternoon when Martin Brodeur and the surging Devils play at Philadelphia. Brodeur, who tied Hall of Famer Jacques...

STRONG BRU ; PROUD UCLA KNOWS ITS PLACE

"We know that UCLA is across our chest and know to play with pride and tradition." - UCLA's Ryan Hollins "UCLA, you know, is just a couple letters on the...

LIKE OLD TIMES FOR 'CIDE' & 'ATTIRE'

Field of nine veterans goes in 94th running of Grade 3, $200,000 Excelsior Breeders' Cup Handicap today at mile-and-eighth, featuring rematch of rival old geldings Funny Cide (2003 Derby winner)...

TOUGH TASK FOR BARBARO; FLA. FAVE ON THE SPOT

FLA. DERBY Is unbeaten Barbaro, the favorite for today's Grade 1, $1 million Florida Derby at Gulfstream Park and a top contender for the May 6 Kentucky Derby, a superstar?...

BIG BLUE IS GREEN IN SPRING

The Giants yesterday announced tickets have been raised $5 across the board, with upper- and lower-tier seats now priced at $75, and mezzanine seats priced at $85. It marks the...

WEARY RANGERS GET NEEDED REST

After playing 12 games in a 20-day stretch that concluded with Thursday night's 4-1 loss in Ottawa, the Rangers finally have a chance to catch their collective breath. They don't...

UP & DOWN DAY ; PEDRO OK AFTER SHAKY START; ZAMBRANO HURT

Cardinals 9Mets 6 PORT ST. LUCIE - Pedro Martinez was not spectacular in his second and final spring-training outing yesterday, but he had no physical problems. There is, however, a...

AILING PAVANO IS SHUT DOWN

YANKEE NOTES PHOENIX - Carl Pavano won't pitch in an extended-spring-training game tomorrow, and the Yankees don't know when their $40 million investment will get back on the mound. Pavano...

QYNTEL HOPING TO RETURN

KNICK NOTES Qyntel Woods told The Post yesterday he'd love to re-sign with the Knicks this summer, believing he owes it to Larry Brown. Woods is the lone free agent...

FULL ROTATION ; TORRE SELECTS WANG, CHACON TO START BEHIND UNIT, MUSSINA

YANKEES 6 D'BACKS 5 PHOENIX - The back spasms that forced Jaret Wright to miss a start weren't the reason Joe Torre left the right-hander out of the Yankees' four-man...

RANDOLPH MAKES FINAL CUTS OF SPRING

MET NOTES PORT ST. LUCIE - After several cuts yesterday, the Mets have all but determined their team, with Victor Diaz and Pedro Feliciano grabbing the final two roster spots....

YES MAY STEAL FLAHERTY

Former Yankees catcher John Flaherty's studio gig with SportsNet New York, the new Mets network, lasted exactly zero days. In a move that seemed to be covered with George Steinbrenner's...

ISLES CAN'T CUT MUSTARD

Penguins 4Islanders 0 It may not officially be over, but the NHL season sure seemed done last night at the Coliseum, where the Islanders turned in a monumental stinker against...

POINT OF NO RETURN ; STEPH'S SEASON IN JEOPARDY; KNICKS MULL NEW PG IN '07

Sixers 117Knicks 112 Has Stephon Marbury played his last game as a Knick? Before Marbury went down last night with a strained right knee, possibly for the season, Larry Brown...

SIXERS RALLY PAST KNICKS

KNICK NOTES It was nice while it lasted. The Knicks were without Stephon Marbury, injured in the first quarter with a strained knee. They were without Steve Francis (sprained toe)...

ISLES DON'T KID AROUND

The Islanders' youth movement is well under way, appropriate leading into last night's game against the equally green Penguins, an Atlantic Division rival that likely will be a power in...

TURNING POINT - BROWN: STEPH, IF HE'S BACK, MAY BE SG IN '07

Larry Brown said the Knicks will seek a classic point guard this summer as they retool their roster, believing Stephon Marbury is no longer equipped to play the position. If...

WEIRD BUT TRUE

You probably hate getting stuck on line at a fast-food restaurant drive-through - but not as much as Colton Raysor. Cops in Abilene, Texas, spotted him driving a vehicle that...