January 27, 2006

BALLY'S CHIEF IS SPARED - CRITICS GET ON BOARD

Dissident shareholders of Bally Total Fitness failed yesterday to oust the troubled health club's Chief Executive Paul Toback at the company's annual meeting, but did win board seats for three...

BREACH OF ETHICS - MORGAN EXEC TOOK GIFTS, HOME FIXES FROM CLIENTS

Morgan Stanley's chief technology officer used his power over a massive purchasing budget to win favors for himself and the Wall Street giant in a possible violation of Morgan's in-house...

GIANT BRA IS STRAPPED FOR A HOME

A 20-foot long bra that has been slung over a billboard along the West Side Highway for the past month needs a new home. Created by New York ad agency...

GREENSPAN SET FOR LIFE AFTER 'RETIREMENT'

For around $500,000 an hour, you can rent Alan Greenspan to steer you through an economy that he's molded by his own hands. The 79-year-old Federal Reserve chief is opening...

CONDÉ PAST BACK AGAIN - EX-BERNER BOYS RETURN TO FOLD

AS most of the Fairchild operation continues to be dismantled and crunched into Condé Nast, at least two key people who resigned when the division was still a separate fiefdom...

NAVY SCHOOL RERUN FULL OF SHIP

'ANNAPOLIS" marches so slavishly in the path of "An Officer and a Gentleman" that many scenes - the pushups in the rain, the fights with the bald black torturer/mentor -...

UNBEARABLE BLANDNESS OF BEING

'BUBBLE" is one of the more interesting low-budget experiments Steven Soderbergh has indulged in between flashy Hollywood entertainments like "Ocean's 11" and "Erin Brockovich." This one not only uses a...

FUNNY? FAT CHANCE

A partial list of things that are more amusing than "Big Momma's House 2": "Beverly Hills Cop," "Fletch," the original "Big Momma's House," every sitcom currently on TV, open-heart surgery....

'SPINAL TAP' IN A TRI-CORNERED HAT

THE freakiest classic of the 18th century was Laurence Sterne's novel "Tristram Shandy," which was 200 years ahead of its time. Things have sped up since then, but the film...

NANNY MCPHEEBLE

THE kiddie komedy of "Nanny McPhee" shows that "Mary Poppins" plus Charles Dickens can add up to less than even "Cheaper by the Dozen." In an England of no particular...

PLAY IT SAFE

PARK CITY, Utah - A recurring question at this year's Sundance Film Festival was: Exactly what constitutes an independent? One festival favorite was the "The Illusionist," a lavish romantic drama...

IT'S A BRIDGE TO NOWHERE

THERE'S a lot to be said for versatility, and Sarah Jones manages to cover an awful lot of it in her one-woman show, "Bridge & Tunnel," which opened last night...

LITTLE REASON TO 'IMAGINE ME & YOU'

IMAGINE ME & YOU [**] (Two stars)'IMAGINE Me & You" applies the posh Britcom formula perfected in hits like "Four Weddings and a Funeral" to a lesbian romance with slick...

DOUBLE DOWN - ARRESTED TWINS 'UNINVITED' BY 'IDOL'

THE "American Idol" twins accused of identity theft say they've been booted off the show. A lawyer for Derrell and Terrell Brittenum, arrested earlier this month but now free on...

SONG-&-DANCE BASH - PUBLIC THEATER DRAWS FROM MANY ERAS FOR 50TH

WHEN Oskar Eustis was 17, he auditioned for a role in "Henry V" at the Public Theater for founder Joseph Papp. He didn't get the part, and it would be...

B'WAY KNIGHTS TO REMEMBER

LIKE much in life that is sublimely silly, "Spamalot" is even better the second time around. More remarkably, so is the entire cast. Fast approaching its first birthday, Eric Idle's...

OUT OF THIS WORLD!

ROVING MARS [***] (Three starsAS it turns out, sending robotic dune buggies 300 million miles through space to send back pictures of Mars is pretty complicated. "Roving Mars," a splendidly...

CW'S NAME GAME

WORD is that the name of the new network created by the merger of the WB and UPN - the CW - does not have long to live. Execs at...

FILM A SLAVE TO ANTI-U.S. IDEAS

MANDERLAY [*] (One star) 'MANDERLAY" is another ridiculous anti-American screed by the minimalist Danish director Lars von Trier, who has never set foot in this country. Bryce Dallas Howard -...

ROUSE REIGNING IN SPAIN IN SONG

AFTER his marriage broke up a few years ago, Josh Rouse left his hometown in central Tennessee for Valencia, Spain. His latest disc, "Nashville" was his goodbye to music city....

P IS FOR PITIFUL - WHY HIP-HOP CLOD HAS NOT BEEN VOTED OFF 'DANCING WITH THE STARS'

"TO JUSTIFY WATCHING THE SHOW, THEY KEEP THE WORST PERSON ON, THEN CLAIM THEY'RE ONLY WATCHING BECAUSE 'IT'S A TRAIN WRECK.' " IF you're wondering just how Master P has...

ELTON'S COFFIN FIT - NEW BLOOD FLIES IN FOR MORIBUND 'LESTAT'

ELTON John is about to descend on his much-maligned new musical "Lestat," and the cast and crew are gnawing their nails. Tomorrow night, the Elton John flotilla - which usually...

FRENCH TALE IS NO SMALL FEAT

SEXUAL repression and its consequences are the subjects of "La Petite Jerusalem," written and directed by Karin Albou. Laura and Mathilde are working-class sisters living in a Paris suburb called...

STARR REPORT

Tyra's 'Sister' act Tyra Banks officially launches her new initiative, "The Sisterhood," on today's "Tyra" (5 p.m./Ch. 9), explaining that she wants to help other women stop from committing "The...

HEARTY B'DAY BOY - TODDLER'S TRANSPLANT MIRACLE

Who's a big boy now? Baby Jordan - who at 8 days old underwent a miracle heart transplant after doctors found a tumor in his tiny ticker - celebrated his...

UZI THUG'S HOSP HEARING

A Brooklyn man accused of squeezing off rounds from an Uzi machine gun at two cops issued an angry denial from his hospital bed as he was arraigned on attempted-murder...

TRAGIC YANKEE NIECE - BX. TOT EATS COKE, DIES

A 2-year-old niece of former Yankee player Luis Polonia died after swallowing cocaine left around her Bronx apartment by her mother's suspected-drug-dealer boyfriend, police said. Relatives of Sherlyn Polonia said...

THE HAMAS VICTORY: KICKING OUT CORRUPTION

'Disgust had more to do with the outcome than militancy.' IN Wednesday's Palestinian elections, Hamas, a fundamentalist party that sponsors terrorism and denies Israel's right to exist, won an outright...

RUDY TAKES A RIGHT ON ROAD TO '08

IF YOU'RE Rudy Giuliani and you're thinking about running for president in 2008, one big worry could be how grass-roots Republican conservatives will react when they learn you back gay...

COPS' KILLER HAS A HOLY LOT OF NERVE WITH SABBATH STUNT

MARLON LEGERE'S trial will wrap up any day now. But hold on - there will be no court today out of respect for the accused double cop killer's religious beliefs....

MCCAIN PAIN IN HOME SALE

Sen. John McCain is cutting the price of his Arizona mansion in hopes of unloading it. The possible 2008 Republican presidential candidate and his wife, Cindy, are the latest to...

THE HAMAS VICTORY: NO LOSS FOR PEACE

THE Palestinians have voted in a terrorist group that has been involved in killing Americans, attacking Israeli civilians and seeks the destruction of Israel and its replacement by a Palestinian...

JAIL-OFFICER 'SICK' $CAM

Four correction officers were arrested yesterday on charges of bilking the city of almost $60,000 by playing hooky, then forging doctors' notes - including for fictitious pregnancies. According to the...

DOG-MAUL GIRL SUES PET CHAIN

A 5-year-old Long Island girl was viciously bitten on the face by a Rottweiler she was petting inside a PETCO, her mother claims in a negligence lawsuit against the store....

MAKING A REAL LOVE 'LINK' - HEART-TO-HEARTS BEAT ONLINE DATING IN POLL

Take heart this Valentine's Day, computer-challenged loners: Chance encounter - not online dating - is the way most singles believe they'll make a love connection. But a case of the...

FAKE-COP ACTOR GETS SLAP IN COURT SEQUEL

An actor busted at Bronx Supreme Court last year carrying a real police uniform, fake gun, and genuine ammunition clip pleaded guilty yesterday to disorderly conduct. Preston Handy, 63, of...

NYPD DAILY BLOTTER

MANHATTAN * An East Harlem couple was arrested in the stabbing death of a 43-year-old man, police said yesterday. Laverne Yarber, 44, allegedly knifed Pedro Torres in the chest outside...

BUSH: HATE GROUP CAN'T BE 'PARTNER'

WASHINGTON - President Bush yesterday warned Hamas that it can't be a "partner in peace" unless it renounces its call for Israel's destruction - and took a wait-and-see stance on...

PERV'S BAG OF TRICKS - HS SICKO AT MART, TOO

The peeping handyman accused of videotaping women's rooms at two Brooklyn high schools also filmed under the skirts of unwitting women at a popular Brooklyn farmer's market by hiding his...

MIKE TELLS LARRY: GIVE UP 2 TOWERS

Spending political capital earned by his enormous re-election victory, Mayor Bloomberg yesterday laid out an extensive agenda to remake Ground Zero, squeeze municipal unions to share in health costs and...

TERRORIST WIN SHAKES ISRAEL - HAMAS GETS A FREE HAND TO CREATE 'TALIBAN' STATE

JERUSALEM - The militant Muslim state of "Hamastan" was created yesterday in the West Bank and Gaza - severely setting back the chances for peace, Israeli officials warned as they...

KERRY SEEKS A FILIBUSTER AGAINST ALITO

WASHINGTON - Failed presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry wants to filibuster Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito, it was reported yesterday - leaving many Democrats scratching their heads. Top Democratic Senate...

HORROR OF WHEELCHAIR GRANNY SLAY

Two home health-care aides attacked and tormented a wheelchair-dependent, great-great grandmother in her East Harlem apartment - even stealing her medical-alert button - one of the women on trial for...

FROM WRIST SLAP TO JAIL SMACK

Had it not been for a no-nonsense voyeurism victim and a Post campaign to toughen sentences for perverted peepers, Michael Conte could be facing a slap on the wrist instead...

W.: I DON'T KNOW JACK (ABRAMOFF)

WASHINGTON - President Bush yesterday said "I don't know" Jack Abramoff, but refused to release photos of himself with the corrupt lobbyist on grounds that they'd be used "for pure...

SQUEEZING SILVERSTEIN - MAYOR MIKE'S UGLY ATTACK MAY HAVE A SILVER LINING

MIKE Bloomberg's ugly attack yesterday on Ground Zero developer/leaseholder Larry Silverstein was a disgrace coming from a mayor whose own administration has so badly served Lower Manhattan since 9/11. It's...

LANDSLIDE BLOOMY NOW MR. TOUGH GUY

Suddenly, Mike Bloomberg's Mr. Tough Guy in public. After four years of largely nonconfrontational governing, the mayor ripped into the state Legislature yesterday for refusing to require DNA samples from...

TERROR BUCKS BLOWN - NYERS RIP INDY WASTE

WASHINGTON - Hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars sent to protect the nation's heartland have been squandered in Indiana alone, a stunning new audit reveals - more evidence the cash...

DNA TWIST IN CAPE COD SLAY

The suspect charged in the brutal slaying of Cape Cod fashion writer Christa Worthington is seeking to have the DNA sample that led to his arrest thrown out, claiming his...

OPRAH BARES FURY - GOES BALLISTIC ON LYING AUTHOR AND APOLOGIZES FOR DEFENDING HIM ON TV

Behold - the wrath of Oprah! In a display of fury never seen before on her daytime talk show, Oprah Winfrey yesterday bared her fangs and then tore to shreds...

BUILDER BIG BRIBED MOB: FEDS

The head of a construction company paid thousands of dollars in bribes to mob-connected union officials, prosecutors charged yesterday. John Amicucci, owner of the multimillion-dollar DeFoe Corp., "repeatedly and secretly...

'BIAS ATTACK' TEEN BUSTED IN COP-BRIBE BID

A Brooklyn teen who made headlines for his alleged role in a bias attack last summer was busted for offering a cop a bribe after being pinched for spraying his...

'MR. MOM' IS A KILLER, DA CLAIMS

A Rockland County man recruited killers to rub out two enemies of one of the city's most notorious drug dealers, prosecutors said yesterday. Emanuel Mosley - described by a defense...

SUBWAY TRACK-FALL MIRACLE

A stockbroker fell from a downtown subway platform yesterday, but miraculously emerged from underneath a train with just a scratch, police said. The 29-year-old Brooklyn man, whose name was withheld,...

PET-SHOP MAUL SUIT

A 5-year-old Long Island girl was viciously bitten on the face by a Rottweiler she was petting inside a PETCO, her mother claims in a lawsuit against the store. Danielle...

RESCUE ME!

A firefighter on a cherry picker moves yesterday to rescue a woman trapped in a smoky blaze at Queens housing project that left more than 30 people injured, including two...

REHAB EYED FOR SLAY DOG - GIRL'S PET MAY BE RETRAINED

Long Island officials are hoping to ship the golden retriever who accidentally strangled a 6-year-old girl Wednesday to a renowned California animal-training center for rehabilitation. Brookhaven Animal Shelter staffers said...

'REHAB' FOR DOG IN PLAY TRAGEDY

Long Island officials hope to ship the golden retriever that accidentally strangled a 6-year-old girl to a California animal-training facility. Brookhaven Animal Shelter staffers said yesterday that the Helen Woodward...

PERV BUSTED ON '6' TRAIN: COPS

A man was busted for allegedly exposing himself and rubbing against a woman on the subway. Maximino Vasquez, 42, of Astoria, allegedly victimized the 25-year-old woman at 6 p.m. Tuesday...

A LONG 'NAP' SHEET - SUBWAY CLERK JUST CAN'T STOP DOZING

Wayne Wiggins refuses to stand clear of the closing eyes. The hard-waking station agent spotted dozing in his booth Sunday afternoon was nabbed by his supervisors for three naps in...

MARIO IN MOLTO LANDLORD TROUBLE

Italian chef Mario Batali is already in Dutch with the landlords at his new restaurant. The Food Network's "Molto Mario" chef and his partners are fighting off eviction by Somerset...

PERFECT WEATHER TO FISH TOGETHER

WHEN you get weather like we've been enjoying, you have to take advantage of it. From what I'm hearing, there is action on both ends of Long Island. Bottom fishing...

TICKETMASTER OF DISGUISE - KATRINA DONATIONS REMAIN A MYSTERY

IT was a bit late and it took a bit of a push, but Ticketmaster, back in September, got on the right side of things. Or so it seemed. The...

VINCE-ING IN PAIN - NETS HURTING WITHOUT CARTER

NETS at BLAZERS Tonight 10:00 - YES; WFAN (660) PORTLAND - In each of the Nets' past two games, they failed to score 80 points, failed to shoot as rotten...

PITT ROSTER HAS SLICE OF NYC

DURING his playing days at St. Francis, Brooklyn's Barry Rohrssen was nicknamed "Slice," because he knifed through defenses like butter. Eventually, like many others, he swapped the uniform for a...

FOUR HAVE 'NUMBERS' FOR DERBY

Stevie Wonderboy, winner of last year's Breeders' Cup Juvenile at Belmont Park, who on Monday received the Eclipse Award as the champion 2-year-old colt of 2005, heads the short list...

BROKEN WRIST SHELVES LOPEZ

Some jockeys can't catch a break. Poor C.C. Lopez catches too many of them. Last Nov. 25, Chucky went down in three-horse spill, breaking thumb and rib that sidelined him...

STORM DIED IN SPAN OF 7 SECONDS

In a span of seven seconds, St. John's' bid to pull off the Big East upset of the season went from quite possible to impossible predicament. Two mental mistakes in...

ISLES EYE ESPO FOR GM JOB

The Islanders have intensified their search for a new general manager this week, conducting interviews with at least two candidates, The Post has learned. In addition to former Orlando Magic...

LARRY WANTS KNICKS TO KEEP ISIAH

KNICK NOTES Larry Brown yesterday made a plea for Knicks owner James Dolan not to mess with embattled Isiah Thomas' job. Brown, asked directly if he's worried about Thomas' future...

PSAL: IT'S SUPER IDEA

While not everyone is convinced it's the best idea, the creation of a PSAL boys basketball "superpower" is a step closer to fruition after league officials and coaches met yesterday....

DEV: NHL, DARIUS WRONG

TAMPA - His once-broken neck is still aching from Sunday's Darius Kasparaitis elbow. That's not all Devils winger Grant Marshall is sore about. Marshall says the NHL is to blame...

ISLES EYEING ESPO AS GM

SHOOTOUT: Islanders 4 - Penguins 3 Charles Wang's quest to hire a new general manager intensified this week, evidenced by a growing list of candidates being considered to fill the...

BRODEUR GETS DEVILS' POINT

OVERTIME: Lightning 1 - Devils 0 TAMPA - A performance like that is why the Devils are preparing to sign Martin Brodeur until he's 40. There's plenty of negotiating left,...

DIVERSE TO PERVERSE - OMAR'S RUN ON LATINOS EXPOSES FAN BIGOTRY

PEOPLE are gathering in the dark this month to cheer the message of inclusion at the heart of the film "Glory Road," which celebrates the 40th anniversary of Texas Western...

ISIAH IN THE LINE OF FIRE - THOMAS DODGES THE MEDIA CIRCUS

Knicks president Isiah Thomas watched practice yesterday at their Westchester campus, then disappeared before reporters were allowed into the gym. Thomas' absence was telling, as the playful Knicks president normally...

NO OTHER SOLUTION THAN TO CUT TIES

JIM Dolan, dream owner for arrogant, unaccountable and under performing general managers, now has a nightmare on his hands to try even his exceptional level of patience. Wherever the truth...

NO KEVINS HEAVEN - K.G. READY TO BAIL ON MCHALE

OVER the past few months, as it became increasingly evident the Timberwolves' imperfections were more than skin deep, numerous teams called to inquire about Kevin Garnett's availability. All were told...

THIS ROY'S LIFE - OUT OF CLOSET SIMMONS TELLS GIANT TALE OF SEX AND DRUGS

ROY Simmons was gay when he played for the Giants in the early 1980s, and knew even then that he wasn't the only one, because he had sex one night...

MARSHALL SUFFERING FROM KASPARAITIS

TAMPA - His once-broken neck is still aching from Sunday's Darius Kasparaitis elbow. That's not all Devils winger Grant Marshall is sore about. Marshall says the NHL is to blame...

JETS LET GO OF MARRONE

In another long-overdue move, the Jets have released offensive-line coach Doug Marrone from his contract. It came one day after offensive coordinator Mike Heimerdinger was released from his contract. Marrone,...

NEW YORK RECRUITS DIG PITT

DURING his playing days at St. Francis, Brooklyn's Barry Rohrssen was nicknamed "Slice," because he knifed through defenses like butter. Eventually, like many others, he swapped the uniform for a...

BROWN'S SUPPORT OF ISIAH IS WEAK AT ITS BEST

Isiah Thomas found himself the subject of sexual harassment litigation brought by a former team executive. Whether he's guilty or innocent - we shall have to wait for the Bush...

AL SET TO DON FEATHERS? MOVE TO PEACOCK NETWORK COULD COME AFTER SUPE

ESPN will decide after the Super Bowl whether it will let Al Michaels out of his signed Monday Night Football contract, allowing Michaels to join John Madden on NBC's Football...

MARCHAND'S MATCHUP OF THE WEEK

Middays vs. overnights (Where is Joe Benigno better?) When WFAN's Joe Benigno did overnights, his opening monologues were must-listens, because you felt his pain and his joy (well, every once...

5 QUESTIONS FOR TROY AIKMAN

This week, NYP TV Sports' Andrew Marchand spoke with Fox Sports' Troy Aikman. Aikman, 39, is expected to be voted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame next weekend. Aikman...

GREAT DEBATE - WHO'S THE BEST: KOBE OR LEBRON?

Tuesday Lakers at Knicks 7:30 p.m., MSG Wednesday Nets at Cavs 7 p.m., YES Who would you rather have: LeBron James or Kobe Bryant? "I love LeBron James," ESPN's Greg...

WEIRD BUT TRUE

Sylvester Williams' business cards got him a fast response - from the cops. The enterprising but dumb 21-year-old Kansas man allegedly peddled crack with cards featuring a phone number, an...