November 20, 2005

A TASTE FOR BATTLE; EX-CNN BOSS TO TRY WAR-ZONE SECURITY BIZ

EX-CNN News boss Eason Jordan - ousted earlier this year after controversial remarks suggesting journalists killed in Iraq may have been targeted by the military - is hoping to leverage...

WHERE ARE THE NUMBERS WE CAN ACTUALLY TRUST?

Dear John: I admire your honesty in warning the public about the machinations of our government in reporting economic numbers. Are there any "real" public or private numbers out there...

SAMSUNG'S OMEN IN THE OVEN

A Manhattan man is burning mad after his Samsung microwave turned itself on, he claims, and started a fire, scorching his refrigerator and ruining the 3-year old oven. Bradd Bambo,...

OVERSTOCK CEO NEVER DELIVERS, SAY ANALYSTS

Independent research shop Gradient Analytics and hedge fund Rocker Partners said they bet against embattled Overstock.com not because of a conspiracy but because the CEO of the embattled Web retailer...

OLYMPIC TIX COST US MORE

Americans buying tickets for February's Winter Olympics in Torino, Italy, will pay more than 40 percent above face value, thanks to the longstanding ticketing policy of the folks at the...

FORGET REMAKES: 'KONG' STILL KING

WHEN director Merian Cooper told Fay Wray her leading man in "King Kong" would be "the tallest leading man" in Hollywood, the actress thought he was talking about Cary Grant,...

TV'S NEW BRAT PACK WORKS MY NERVES

Ephram, meet Becca. The two of you are TV's leaders of the brat pack. And your long faces are standing in the way of my good time. Ephram - of...

THE DON'T MISS LIST

HOLIDAY YOU have to get up early, but you can still stay in your pajamas and watch the Thanksgiving day parade on NBC. The annual pageant of schmaltz (Katie Couric...

PROGRAMMERS ARE DUMBER THAN EVER

HOW much intelligent thought, do you suppose, is applied to the actual broadcast of television productions? Well, in some cases we'd settle for even just a little. Somewhere, last Saturday,...

GUINEA SHELTER; SURGERY HELPS SMALL PETS WITH BIG PROBLEMS

THE guinea pig, a favorite childhood pet, can experience some very grown-up medical problems. Take the case of Kasha, a pet guinea pig whose owner, Lila Levey of Staten Island,...

A FISTFUL OF WESTERNS

SPAGHETTI westerns - financed in Italy and shot there and in Spain - aren't limited to Sergio Leone faves like "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" and "A Fistful...

EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AGAIN

SUDDENLY, it's the 1960s again: The Russians have the world's best team. Women players are struggling. And there are rumors of cheating involving the world championship. The latest dose of...

THE HOT SEAT - JOHN MALKOVICH

HE played the title role in 1999's brilliantly wacky "Being John Malkovich," but the actor's magnetic presence made him a household name long before that. Whether he's playing a diabolical...

HOT LIST - WHAT WE'RE OBSESSED WITH THIS WEEK

'Sonic' dissonance The remixed re-issue of Sonic Youth's groundbreaking 1990 "Goo" includes rare outtakes and demos, and is replete with the original, effortlessly cool cover art. N.Y.C.'s big science fair...

VILLAGE PEOPLE - THE ORIGINAL CAST OF 'RENT' RETELLS THEIR NYC STORY FOR THE MOVIES

GREED was good, the homeless were plentiful and AIDS was rampant. Still, deep in the '80s, Jonathan Larson found something to sing about. For "Rent," he took the struggling young...

THIS WEEK'S MOVIES

DOWN TO THE BONE Drama of a single-mom coke addict and how she copes. MY BIG FAT INDEPENDENT MOVIE Spoof on indie faves such as "Memento," "Amelie," "Swingers" and, particularly,...

USHER 'MIXING' IT UP - SEXY-SMOOTH R&B STAR LANDS HIS FIRST BIG FILM ROLE FOR 'IN THE MIX'

AS a multi-platinum, Grammywinning R&B singer, Usher's sweet crooning, flawless dance moves, debonair style and (oh yeah) washboard abs make ladies of all ages swoon. It would have been easy...

BEAT THIS! DEFINITIVE NEW BIO OFFERS UP A DECADE IN THE LIFE

THE BEATLES: THE BIOGRAPHY Bob Spitz (three stars) Little, Brown, $29.95 IMAGINE climbing into a comfortable car for a leisurely road trip through the long and fascinating landscape of pop...

MEET MARKET - THE PLACE WHERE THE POST HOOKS YOU UP AND SENDS YOU OUT

Debonair doctor sks heart attack MEET Alan, a 33-yearold plastic and reconstructive surgeon. When he's not nippingand tucking in the O.R., the good doctor says he enjoys "artmuseums, reading 19th-century...

OIL BARREN - 'SYRIANA' OFFERS A COMPLEX, CORRUPT TALE OF ENERGY MOGULS

WHEN taking on the oil industry, it's best to begin at the end, says Stephen Gaghan While most political thrillers end with a big reveal - "It was big oil!...

SPREAD HOLIDAY JEERS - YES, VIRGINIA, THERE IS AN ANTI-CLAUS!

TEN years ago, a holiday miracle occurred. It came from the Internet. It was called "The Spirit of Christmas." And lo, computer screens everywhere were surrounded by a multitude of...

HEAR THIS

IN CONCERT * At Irving Plaza: Gloomy post-punks Echo & the Bunnymen tonight. Emocore Matchbook Romance headlines with Armor for Sleep, Lovedrug and Gatsby's American Dream on Tuesday. * At...

THIS WEEK'S CDS

SYSTEM OF A DOWN "Hypnotize" (three stars) Columbia FOR the second half of a two-disc set - the first, "Mezmerize," arrived this spring - System of a Down descends deeper...

DANCE FEVER

WITH underground hits like "Daft Punk Is Playing at My House" and "Give It Up," LCD Soundsystem has demonstrated a serious knack for getting a party bumping. It's not a...

REQUIRED READING

"Confessions of an Innocent Man" is timely. It's Canadian engineer William Sampson's harrowing tale of how he was snatched off the street outside his house in Riyahd, Saudi Arabia -...

MAN OF 'ACTION!' ; WTC-HERO MARINE 'STARS' IN STONE 9/11 FILM

Marine Sgt. David Karnes - who rescued the last two cops trapped in the rubble at Ground Zero on Sept. 11 and 12, 2001 - wakes up every morning in...

'KIDNAP' GIRL IN GRIEF & SHOCK; LAYS TO REST SLAIN FOLKS AS ; COPS TELL OF BEAU'S PREVIOUS 'GAL GRAB' WOES

LITITZ, Pa. - The 14-year-old girl whose unhinged 18-year-old boyfriend gunned down her parents in a fight over their illicit affair stood dazed as she laid her folks to rest...

'GOBLET' ON FIRE AT BOX OFFICE

"Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" is working its magic on the box office - taking in an estimated $36 million on its opening night Friday on its way...

FBI TESTS ON BELIZE SLAY VICTIM

As the family of the Brooklyn-born backpacker slain in Belize prepared yesterday to bring her body home, officials in the Central American country waited for an FBI lab in Guatemala...

HILL & HIGH WATER; CLINTON & ELLEN WOW S.I. FERRY CROWD

Lady Liberty wasn't the only famous female in New York Harbor yesterday. U.S. Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton took talk-show host Ellen DeGeneres aboard the Staten Island Ferry yesterday for a...

'SMOKING' GUN KILLS GRAMPS

An elderly black-market cigarette dealer was found shot to death in his Bronx apartment, police said yesterday. Angel Jimenez, 71, was the victim of a robbery gone wrong, his friends...

COPTER TWIST; PILOT FAULT IN PETERS-HUBBY DEATH

The horrific helicopter crash that killed actress Bernadette Peters' husband two months ago in the Mediterranean was most likely the fault of the pilot, who had little experience maneuvering over...

NYPD DAILY BLOTTER

MANHATTAN *** A Brooklyn man was busted by Manhattan detectives in a slick Internet scam that defrauded people selling items on eBay, sources said yesterday. Andre Vega, 41, of Rockaway...

ET TU?BLOOMY BUDDY BOO$TED FERRER BACKER

ONE of Mayor Bloomberg's closest business associates quietly donated the maximum amount allowed in the general election to Tom White, a Democrat running for City Council in Queens who was...

2 COPS BRAVE BLAZE IN MIDTOWN RESCUE

Two fast-acting Midtown cops rescued residents of a Hell's Kitchen building after an inferno broke out on its roof early yesterday. Midtown North Precinct officers James Smith and Brendan Heaps...

SCIENTOLOGISTS' NEW PSYCH-OUT MUSEUM

Scientology is taking its fight against psychiatry to the streets - namely Sunset Boulevard. The church will open a "Psychiatry: Industry of Death" museum next month in L.A., complete with...

CITY STALLS ON SCHOOL ROAD SAFETY

Nearly two years after unveiling an ambitious project to address traffic hazards around schools, the city has yet to conclude studying the hot spots - let alone begin to make...

QUEENS HS TEACH GRINS AND BARES IT: POLICE

A high-school girl helped cops bust a smiling teacher for fondling himself in a car on a Queens street, police sources said. Ara Muradyan, 26, was allegedly sitting behind the...

BLAZE KILLS QUEENS MAN

A man died in a blaze after his Queens home was engulfed in flames, fire officials said. Firefighters responding to the 7 a.m. fire Friday found Pio Estrada, 24, passed...

THE KID IS FLU$H - 21-YR.-OLD SHARK RAKES IN $2M AT FIRST POKER FEST

This ain't Bar Mitzvah money! Manhattan kid Nick Schulman became the youngest winner in the history of the World Poker Tour Friday night, pulling in $2.1 million as he wiped...

SPYING FOR STALIN; COMMIES LOVED THE CAUSE

ENGINEERING COMMUNISM: HOW TWO AMERICANS SPIED FOR STALIN AND FOUNDED THE SOVIET SILICON VALLEYBY STEVE USDIN YALE UNIVERSITY PRESS, 329 PAGES, $40 THERE are still those who persist in believing...

CRASH ENDS 45-MINUTE L.I.E. CHASE

A wild police chase - which included a helicopter - raced down a busy Long Island freeway yesterday, ending when five cop cars tried to box in the runaway driver...

HARLEM JOURNO BUSTED; EMBEZZLE RAP

A top editor at the Amsterdam News was arrested on embezzlement charges after the paper's publisher accused him of thievery, authorities said yesterday. Jamal Watson, executive editor of the newspaper,...

'KIDNAP' GIRL IN GRIEF & SHOCK; LAYS TO REST SLAIN FOLKS AS COPS TELLOF BEAU'SPREVIOUS 'GAL GRAB' WOES

LITITZ, Pa. - A 14-year-old girl, whose unhinged 18-year-old boyfriend allegedly gunned down her parents in a fight over their illicit affair and then fled with her, stood dazed yesterday...

BRIDE CHRISTINA DRINKS A NUP OF WINE

The girl got what she wanted. Pop sensation Christina Aguilera married her music-exec beau last night in a spectacular ceremony at a California winery that capped off a four-day wedding...

FIREWOMAN SUES OVER 'SEX HARASS'

A pioneering female firefighter is suing the FDNY for $10 million, saying she was forced to retire from her beloved job after years of mental and emotional anguish at the...

FAKE FIREMAN A 'BOMB' BUYER; GOT BLAST MATERIAL & POLICE BADGE ON EBAY

He could be a ticking time bomb - literally. Fugitive Peter Braunstein bought enough potassium nitrate to blow up a small building just five weeks before the twisted Halloween-night sex...

DRAWING ATTENTION TO GREAT THURBER HEIST

ON ANY given Friday night, perchance out of passion for lofty culture, one could see my friend Mike McGovern and myself under the historic gaze of the great humorist James...

HARLEM EDITOR BUSTED - EMBEZZLE RAP

A top editor at The Amsterdam News was arrested on embezzlement charges after the paper's publisher accused him of thievery, authorities said yesterday. Jamal Watson, executive editor of the Amsterdam...

SPARE LIFE OF CONVICT WHO KILLED 4: SNOOP

LOS ANGELES - Rapper Snoop Dogg and 1,000 protesters rallied outside San Quentin prison yesterday, demanding a murderous gang leader be spared the death penalty after turning his life around...

SNOOP: SPARE KILLER - DEATH-ROW RALLY

LOS ANGELES - Rapper Snoop Dogg and 1,000 protesters rallied outside San Quentin prison yesterday, demanding a murderous gang leader be spared the death penalty after turning his life around...

AUTO 'INTER-LEWD' GETS TEACHER BUSTED

A high-school girl helped cops bust a smiling teacher for allegedly fondling himself in a car on a Queens street, police sources said. Ara Muradyan, 26, was allegedly sitting behind...

NHL MUST PROMOTE MAGIC MATCHUP

THERE will be no Zen warriors Tuesday in Pittsburgh; no scantily clad women in the locker room helping the athletes dress, at least none that we know of. Rather, when...

JINTS LOOK TO REVERSE PHILLY EDGE

GIANT NOTES As the Giant-Eagle rivalry continues today, the Giants are seeking to shift a balance of power that in recent years has tilted decidedly toward Philadelphia. The Eagles own...

WALT: HUSH, STEPH! 'TOO EARLY' TO QUESTION LARRY

Knick legend Walt Frazier was unsure how the Stephon Marbury/Larry Brown marriage would wind up - but he never expected to see a fissure develop before the club got out...

COLLINS' LEG PROBLEMS ARE BACK

NET NOTES Jason Collins figured he had the problem beat. It turned out his sore lower right leg, which forced him to sit two games and miss half of a...

'ATTIRE' CAPTURES STUYVESANT

Nice to see oldtimer Evening Attire back in winner's circle after Grade 3, $100,000 Stuyvesant Handicap. The winner of the 2002 Jockey Club Gold Cup, trainer Pat Kelly's 7-year-old gray...

THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT

Rangers 4Hurricanes 3 It's exactly the kind of line that everybody else around the NHL used to have but the Rangers could never seem to either conceive or construct. But...

LET'S PRAISE 'EM, NOT (MAR)BURY 'EM

LARRY Brown's nonstop harpooning of his players isn't any thing new, that's for sure. But it's so shamefully unbecoming for a coach of any consequence, much less his privileged rank,...

YANKS TO FLASH: TWO IS ENOUGH ; BUT A-ROD, JETER IN GORDON'S CORNER

Yankee management is dead set against offering Tom Gordon a three-year contract. At the same time, though, the team's cornerstone players are adamant about bringing the set-up man back for...

LEGREE LEADS WAY FOR FORT HAMILTON

PSAL SEMIFINALSFt. Hamilton 38Kennedy 22 Jeff Legree battled a stomach virus early in the week and nerves all the way up until the start of yesterday's semifinal. At least he...

AMAZIN'S EYEING PADRES' SWEENEY

Not every trade or signing can be a blockbuster. And between the trade of Mike Cameron and the pursuit of Billy Wagner, Mets GM Omar Minaya has looked for some...

LIONS ROAR AGAIN ; JOEPA'S BOYS BEAT MSU TO CLAIM BIG TEN TITLE

Penn St. 31Michigan St. 22 EAST LANSING, Mich. - Now that he is back atop Mount Nittany, Joe Paterno can make some concessions to father time. The Penn State coach...

BUSH IS JETS' BEST BET

LIFE as a Jets' fan is never easy. This team can mess up a first and goal on the one-inch line. Woody Johnson is supposed to be an owner with...

HOME DEFENSE ; NETS 'D' TAKES FIZZ OUT OF WIZ

Nets89 Wizards 83 Apparently, the message got through to the Nets. "We understand how important defense is for us to win. In our wins we played defense, and in our...

WORK ON COLLINS' BACK FIXES LEG

NET NOTES Jason Collins was relieved to find out he's got a problem with his back. Sort of. The pain in his lower right leg - an ailment that kept...

THIS TIME, COMING CLOSE SATISFIES DEVILS

Senators 5Devils 4 KANATA, Ont. - The Devils claimed moral victory, if not an actual one. "Our guys showed a lot of heart and I'm proud of them," Larry Robinson...

STORM UNTESTED BY HAWKS IN TEPID OPENER

St. John's 77UMES 40 Here is what could be gleaned from St. John's season-opener against MEAC cellar-dweller Maryland-Eastern Shore. One: The Red Storm will play an energetic, athletic brand of...

BATES' INJURY TAKES JOY FROM WIN

Islanders 5Panthers 3 SUNRISE, Fla. - Shawn Bates has been a crutch for the Islanders all season, so it was especially crushing for him to need a pair of them...

PRETTY PERSUASION ; FLOYD MAKES CASE TO MEET ZAB

PORTLAND - Hopefully, the next time "Pretty Boy" Floyd Mayweather steps into the ring, his opponent in the opposite corner will be undisputed welterweight champion Zab Judah. Sure, Mayweather can...

BYE-BYE BIRDIES - GIANTS WOULD STAY AT TOP, DECK EAGLES WITH VICTORY

The Giants last week were confronted with a rather unusual situation. They found themselves rooting for the Eagles, hardly a common occurrence. That goes to show something about the changing...

'I TOLD YOU HE WAS DEAD' - BEDNARIK KO'D GIFFORD 45 YEARS AGO TODAY

"I wish it was her on the other end of that shot instead of Frank." - Bednarik on Gifford's wife Kathie Lee, who once wondered if Bednarik was a type...

IT CAN GET WORSE! REELING JETS COULD BE IN FOR MILE-HIGH MASSACRE

DENVER - It's been a tumultuous week for the Jets leading up to today's nearly-impossible task of trying to beat a Broncos team that looks like it could Super Bowl-bound....

NENAD HITS CAMPAIGN TRAIL

NET NOTES Nenad Krstic is going to phone home. A lot. Krstic might start burning up the long-distance lines between New Jersey and Eastern Europe now that he realizes he...

ONE BEFORE THE ROAD - WIZARDS LAST TEST, THEN NETS GO WEST

The Nets embark today for their "See the West for Thanksgiving" trip, the annual trek that is as certain as death and taxes. It starts tomorrow against the Warriors, but...

HILL LOOKING TO HELP ST. JOHN'S CLIMB

"We're going to go as Daryll takes us." - Coach Norm Roberts St. John's opened its season last night at Carnesecca Arena against lightly-regarded Maryland-Eastern Shore, the beginning to what...

WRESTLE WITH THIS - HYPOCRITIAL LEGISLATORS GIVE WWE A FREE PASS ON 'ROIDS

WE'VE been writing it for more than 15 years, but we're going to try it one more time. And then we're going to try to do what the rest of...

YANKS TO FLASH: TWO IS ENOUGH - BUT A-ROD, JETER IN GORDON'S CORNER

Yankee management is dead set against offering Tom Gordon a three-year contract. At the same time, though, the team's cornerstone players are adamant about bringing the set-up man back for...

PENN STATE'S MR. DO-IT-ALL - QB ROBINSON IS KEY TO LIONS' RESURGENCE

EAST LANSING, Mich. - There were two occasions during Michael Robinson's affiliation with Penn State when the hyper-personable and ultra-athletic quarterback was dumbfounded. The first time was when Joe Paterno...

IT'S POINTLESS - IF BROWN CAN'T GETTHROUGH TO MARBURY, THEN WHO CAN?

THERE is a wonderful scene in "A Bronx Tale" when Lorenzo Anello, played by Robert DeNiro (in what is turning out to be his last great role) corners his son,...

THE MADNESS STARTS NOW - NEW BIG EAST BEAST SPARKS CALL FOR A MONSTER TOURNEY

Is bigger better? Big East commissioner Mike Tranghese fox trots around that question like a contestant on Dancing with the Stars. He'll tell you how exciting his 16-team league is...

YASHIN BASHIN' HAS BECOME THING OF PAST

SUNRISE, Fla. - The bashing seems to have stopped, and nobody's more responsible for silencing his legions of critics than Alexei Yashin. He's done it not by saying anything, but...

LAID-BACK LARRY A POSITIVE INFLUENCE ON DEVILS

KANATA, Ont. - It could have been Larry Lite that switched on the Devils. The Devils' coach last fired for being too soft says he toned down this year's criticism...

TONEY ALL PUMPED UP - WBC NAMES JAMES FOR TITLE SHOT

PORTLAND - James Toney was walking around the Benson Hotel Friday night wearing a chinchilla fur coat and puffing on a long cigar, looking like a modern-day Jack Johnson with...

NOT HALL THAT BAD

Seton Hall 75 Marist 72 It was a long two days at Seton Hall. Wednesday, the Pirates were embarrassed on national television, 93-40, by No. 1 Duke, and the team...

N.Y. FISH REGS BEING TWEAKED

NEW York State has announced some proposed changes for recreational fishing in marine waters and while not all bad, they are nothing to be reel happy about. The proposed changes...

BATES' INJURY TAKES JOY OUT OF VICTORY

Isles 5 Panthers 3 SUNRISE, Fla. - Shawn Bates has been a crutch for the Islanders all season, so it was especially crushing for him to need a pair of...

BLINDEST EYE IS ESPN'S

THE FRONT cover of the latest issue of ESPN, the Magazine reads, "Special Report: Turning A Blind Eye To Steroids. The Inside Story of Baseball's Open Secret." Fascinating. After all,...