November 9, 2005

RED INK FLOWS AT GARDEN

Madison Square Garden lost nearly $16 million in the latest quarter, thanks to soaring salaries for the New York Knicks and the return of the National Hockey League. MSG parent...

SHEET HAPPENS; LINENS 'N THINGS SEALS BUYOUT DEAL; MUST HIT TARGETS

A pair of wealthy investment firms, relatively unknown outside Wall Street, are taking another struggling retailer private. Troubled sheet seller Linens 'N Things Inc. clinched a deal yesterday to be...

SITT FISHING FOR SEAPORT

THINGS are mighty fishy at the South Street Seaport now that developer Joseph Sitt has the Seaport in his purchase sights. A day after a terse "no comment" from his...

BIG $$ FOR BIG BOARD ; ARCA'S JUMP COSTLY

The dramatic ascent of Archipelago stock, a downturn in its business and the New York Stock Exchange's failure to cap a merger price with its new partner will make the...

WALL STREET IS BAAAACK! JOBS SOAR 14.9% IN YEAR

New York's hiring surge has pushed the job market back to levels not seen since before the 2000 recession, with Wall Street leading the way. Financial-services firms are expanding payrolls...

TRUMP STRIKES PAY DIRT

A Westchester County judge yesterday ruled in favor of Donald Trump in a case that involved some real life mudslinging. According to the lawsuit, Columbus Construction Corporation of Mount Vernon,...

RACIST RANTERS RACE ; TEEN PEOPLE WINS EXCLUSIVE WITH SUPREMACIST TWINS

THE teenage white suprema cist twins, Lynx and Lamb Gaede, have gone into hiding after their controversial ABC special on Oct. 20 portrayed the blue-eyed Olsen lookalikes as racist ranters....

ICAHN WANTS HOTEL DEAL

Luxury hotel operator Fairmont Hotels & Resorts Inc. agreed to discuss ways to boost its stock price with corporate raider Carl Icahn. Icahn yesterday shelled out $185 million to acquire...

STRONG 'PULSE' A WEB OF INTRIGUE

PULSE *** (three stars)AFTER seeing "Pulse," a stylish thriller from Kiyoshi Kurosawa, one of Japan's most interesting directors, you'll never think of your computer in the same way. The subject...

ROCKER RETURN A BIT ROCKY

THE INSTITUTE GAVIN Rossdale, who camped at the top of the charts in the mid-'90s with his now defunct band Bush, is starting all over again. For a man who...

STICKING TO HER STORY ; OUSTED '60 MIN' PRODUCER WON'T GIVE UP ; "NO ONE HAS PROVED THAT THE DOCUMENTS WERE NOT AUTHENTIC" ; - MARY MAPES

EX-CBS producer Mary Mapes, fired over a controversial "60 Minutes II" story on President Bush's National Guard service, says she still believes the report was "true" - and accurate. "No...

LEWIS BLACK: STORM TRACKER

DO not adjust your sets - that is Comedy Central's resident ranter Lewis Black you'll see on The Weather Channel beginning tonight. Black, a huge Weather Channel fan, is the...

PIECE OF THE PIE; 'SWEENEY' MAY MAKE SONDHEIM A PROFIT

WILL the acclaimed revival of "Sweeney Todd" sendStephen Sondheim decade-long slump at the box office? For theater insiders, the financial history of a Sondheim show is all too familiar and...

'EXES' MARK THE SPOT

DIVORCE just got a little less rotten for a hand ful of lucky women who will get life coaching from a bevy of high-profile exes for a new ABC reality...

AQUASTUD - 'SMALLVILLE' MAY DIVE INTO SPINOFF FOR SUPER FRIEND

AQUAMAN, the most ma ligned superhero of them all, may be getting his own show. The WB Network and the producers of "Smallville" are said to be holding preliminary talks...

STARR REPORT

Shepard & Shepherd "NCIS" co-star Lauren Holly gets bumped up to "se ries regular" status on the Nov. 22 episode - a week before her character, NCIS Director Jennifer Shepard,...

WILD TURKEYS - FUNKY FLAVORS FOR FOWL THIS THANKSGIVING

THIS isn't your father's poultry, pilgrim. Thanksgivings past required one basic decision from turkey shoppers: fresh or frozen. How things have changed. That mild-mannered fowl has reinvented itself more times...

FAULTY TOWERS - TW CENTER RESTAURANTS STRUGGLE

CONGRATS to Time Warner Center's "Restaurant Collection," where three eateries amassed a collective six Michelin stars - an unheard-of feat under one roof. But it would be nice if the...

ON THE SIDE - MORE GRAY AREAS COMING FOR KUNZ

CHEF Gray Kunz just signed a contract yesterday to open a new eatery in the old Aquavit space at 13 W. 54th St. Kunz, who received accolades when he helmed...

HEY, FITTY! STOP TRYIN'!

GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN' (two stars) Nothing new here. Running time: 118 minutes. Rated R (strong violence and profanity, drugs, sex, nudity). At the E-Walk, the Orpheum, the Harlem...

SHAKIRA UNSCRIPTED

Nothing is what it seems in Shakira's world - her songs are full of metaphors and double entendres and her private life is full of questions and conflicts. And thanks...

'CARMEN' GET IT - PUERTO RICAN OPERA STAR IS SET FOR HER MET DEBUT

Opera singer Ana Marie Martinez sang on the soundtrack of Denzel Washington's "John Q" and toured with Pl cido Domingo and Andrea Bocelli - yet nothing tops the thrill of...

MAKING THE GRADE - WHICH CELEBS CAN REALLY SPEAK SPANISH? CHECK OUT OUR REPORT CARDS AND FIND OUT

MAYOR Bloomberg wasn't the only one trying to perfect his espaol this year. Many Latino A-listers decided to get their Spanish on as well. Surprised that not all Latinos speak...

DESIGN OF THE TIMES - QUEENS WHIZ STARTS GRAPHIC BIZ

Danny Gonzalez is a Queens boy through-and-through - never taking no for answer and never flinching at a job, whether it's a small affair or a colossal undertaking. Gonzalez is...

THEATER OF DREAMS - A NEW PREGONES SPACE SETS THE STAGE FOR AN ONGOING CULTURAL REVIVAL IN THE BRONX

A cultural renaissance continues unabated in The Bronx. Although much of the recent fanfare surrounding the borough has focused on the opening of the opulent, 4000-seat Loews Paradise movie complex...

BIAS RAP VS. HAMPTONS TOWN

A landlord has filed a $5 million lawsuit against Southampton Town, claiming his property was singled out for violations because he's Jewish. The landlord, David Workman, filed the civil suit...

NFL'S XXX PEP-SQUAD PAIR SACKED; TEAM CALLS PERSONAL FOUL ON LESBIAN ROMP

F-I-R-E-D! What's that spell? A pair of rowdy NFL cheerleaders - whose alleged lesbian sex romp in a bathroom bar has garnered them national attention - have been bounced by...

COW-TIP LEGEND IS A LOAD OF BULL

Here's a tip about the sport of cow tipping: It's a lot harder than you think. For years, stories have circulated that because of the way a cow balances itself,...

BIRDBRAINS' FLU IGNORANCE

Nearly half of all Americans mistakenly believe they can be stricken with the deadly bird flu by eating chicken, a new poll says. The poll of 1,007 people by the...

GO DOWNTOWN, MIKE

DEAR Mike Bloomberg: Congrats on your big victory and second term. Your accomplishments in reducing crime and improving the schools might well put you down in the annals as a...

MAYOR'S BIG 2ND HELPING; WTC & NETS ON AMBITIOUS AGENDA

Second terms are almost inevitably let-downs, but friends and foes alike say Mayor Bloomberg - unbound by political debts or concerns about his next job - has an unprecedented opportunity...

BIG APPLE'S A BLOOM TOWN ; * WINS SECOND TERM IN LANDSLIDE * VOTERS CITE SAFETY & SCHOOLS * $80M+ OUTLAY RIGHT ON MONEY

Mayor Bloomberg was romping to a second term last night as he steamrolled an overmatched and outspent Fernando Ferrer to win four more years in City Hall. With his victory,...

U.S. LUST SWELLING: SEX POLL

Americans are getting friskier in the bedroom and bedding more partners, a new survey on sexual attitudes and behavior around the world reveals. We do it about 113 times a...

TRAGIC TUB TOT BRUISED; B'KLYN HOME A PIGSTY

The year-old boy who died after his mom left him in scalding-hot bath water was covered in bruises, and the family's Brooklyn home was a "total wreck" that reeked of...

NYPD DAILY BLOTTER

MANHATTAN *** An NYPD employee was arrested yesterday and charged with criminal mischief and criminal trespass, cops said. Gerard Hollands, a civilian member of the department, allegedly committed his criminal...

16-YEAR-LOSER DEMS MUST TRY TO RETAKE 'CENTER' STAGE TO SAVE PARTY

If the Democratic Party wants to end its 16-year losing streak at City Hall, political experts and party leaders say it must drastically redefine itself. It has to become a...

MASS CLOSINGS LOOM FOR CATHOLIC SCHOOLS

Five months after the biggest round of parish-school closings in city history, the specter of more being shuttered has surfaced - as admissions to city Catholic elementary schools dropped this...

CAPO DEAD BUT INNOCENT; WHACK VICTIM & COHORTS BEAT RAP

The dead man walked. Reputed Genovese capo Lawrence Ricci - who's presumed to have been whacked during his fraud trial - was acquitted yesterday of steering International Longshoremen's Association benefit...

BOGEYMAN CAN BE GUY AT THE NEXT WORK DESK

IT WAS the kind of party you find every night in this city, attended by the usual media types. One who showed up was Peter Braunstein, the man cops now...

N.Y. SUSPECT LOSES QAEDA WITNESS BID

A Pakistani man facing trial today on charges he conspired to sneak terrorists into the United States has lost his bid to call Khalid Sheik Mohammed and two other al...

SLEAZEBALL PLAYED GAMES ; SHEFFIELD 'EXTORTER' WANTED TO COUNSEL WIFE ON SEX TAPES

CHICAGO - A self-styled minister talked in circles when asked what he was demanding for a steamy videotape showing a sex romp between the wife of Yankee slugger Gary Sheffield...

BRONX GUARD-STUDENT MELEE PROBED

City education investigators are probing a clash between security guards and students last week at a small Bronx high school, The Post has learned. Students and staff at Bronx Engineering...

FEDS EYE TRANSLATOR'S 'HANDLERS'

The feds are investigating if a suspected spy was "just a regular guy from Brooklyn" who was recruited by Iraqi extremists to sell secrets during his tour of duty overseas....

PARKING COPS HIT JACK'POT'

Cops investigating a parking violation in Queens yesterday got some pot luck - they arrested three men with 100 pounds of marijuana worth at least $100,000, police sources said. The...

COPS HUNT CAB THIEF WHO KILLED

Police yesterday released a sketch of this man, wanted for holding a knife to the neck of a Bronx cabby early Monday in a $250 holdup that resulted in a...

DRIVER DIES AS SUV FLIPS

A motorist was hurled to his death early yesterday morning after he lost control of his SUV along a deserted expressway near Kennedy Airport and was ejected from the vehicle,...

GRANDPA IN JEEP HORROR

A Brooklyn grandfather fixing his parked car on the street was killed yesterday by an out-of-control SUV driven by a man with a suspended license, police said. John Arnett, 56,...

LEARNING FROM FREDDY'S FUTILE CAMPAIGN

EVERYTHING went Mayor Bloomberg's way in yesterday's election, and there's probably nothing Fernando Ferrer could have done to unseat the man who entered City Hall with a narrow, 2.3 percent...

'FAKE FIREMAN' IS WEB WACKO ; PERV SUSPECT LEFT BIZARRE RANTS ON 'NET

Fake-fireman sex-perv suspect Peter Braunstein gives a creepy glimpse into his twisted mind through chilling Internet postings - including one claiming he was reincarnated as doomed "15 minutes of fame"...

COUPLING CAN HELP FIGHT FLU

Happily married couples have more ability to fight off the flu, new research suggests. That's because their calm and optimistic state helps produce higher levels of antibodies that give the...

S.I. BARBER GUNNED DOWN IN HIS SHOP

A Staten Island barbershop owner was shot and killed yesterday in front of his horrified 11-year-old stepson by two masked men inside his shop, police said. Michael Bethea, 37, was...

BIG APPLE'S A BLOOM TOWN ; * WINS SECOND TERM IN LANDSLIDE * VOTERS CITE SAFETY & SCHOOLS * $80M+ OUTLAY RIGHT ON MONEY AFP/GETTY

Mayor Bloomberg romped to a second term last night as he steamrolled an overmatched and outspent Fernando Ferrer to win four more years in City Hall. The Associated Press called...

'DASTARDLY' DESIGNER ; FASHION BIG GROPED ME: MODEL'S LAWSUIT

A would-be model was groped, fondled and subjected to Paris Hilton sex jokes during a job interview with a well-known clothing designer, court papers charge. Kelly Alexander "was degraded and...

KOBE'S WIFE IS PREGNANT

Scandal-scarred hoops star Kobe Bryant is expecting a bouncing baby in May, his rep said yesterday. Vanessa Bryant is pregnant with the couple's second child. They already have a 2-year-old...

READY TO ROLL; INDIANS: RULING CLEARS WAY FOR CASINO

The Hamptons-based Shinnecock Indians believe that Monday's federal-court decision declaring them a tribe gives them the right to build a casino. The only question is where the chips are going...

SLEAZEBALL IS THROWN A CURVE ; FEDS WANT TO PLAY SEX TAPE STARRING SHEFFIELD 'EXTORTER'

CHICAGO - Federal prosecutors tried to inject an extra helping of sleaze into the Gary Sheffield sex-tape extortion trial yesterday, as they asked that a steamy video showing shakedown suspect...

TRANSLATOR LEFT $$ TRAIL

The feds are investigating if a suspected spy was "just a regular guy from Brooklyn" who was recruited by Iraqi extremists to sell secrets during his tour of duty overseas....

AD FIRM SUED OVER GIANT T.P. BANKROLL

A prop company has been plunged into a legal drama over a $137,139 roll of toilet paper. In papers filed in Manhattan Supreme Court, Atomic Props claims a company called...

INCUMBENTS COAST BACK INTO OFFICE

Call them the races that weren't. In a not-so-surprising nod to the power of incumbency, the borough presidents and New York's other citywide officeholders cruised to victory yesterday, trouncing token...

CORZINE SWEEPS UP IN DIRTY DUEL

Sen. Jon Corzine surged to victory in the race for New Jersey governor last night, overcoming a last minute free fall sparked by his ex-wife publicly saying he'd "let New...

VIRGINIA SLAM TO DUBYA - DEM ELECTED GOV

President Bush got a direct rebuff yesterday when Virginia - which voted for him last year - elected Democrat Tim Kaine as its new governor, but the vote was also...

EMPTY TEA LEAVES; RESULTS SAY LITTLE ABOUT W

YOU'RE going to be hearing that the elections last night were a stunning victory for the Democrats and a stunning repudiation of George W. Bush. That's a major stretch, and...

TRANSPORT BOND ROLLING TOWARD OK

PROPOSITION 2 - TRANSPORTATION BOND ACT A statewide bond act asking voters to finance $2.9 billion worth of transportation improvements - including the first segment of the long-awaited Second Avenue...

BIG APPLE'S A BLOOM TOWN ; * WINS SECOND TERM IN LANDSLIDE * 20-POINT MARGIN A GOP RECORD * $80M+ TAB WAS RIGHT ON MONEY

Mayor Bloomberg romped to a record-shattering victory last night as he steamrolled an overmatched and outspent Fernando Ferrer on his way to a second term in City Hall. Bloomberg trounced...

VAN RUNS OVER BX. MAN, 82, NEAR HOME

An elderly Bronx man cleaning leaves out of a sewer in front of his home was struck and killed by a minivan pulling out from the curb yesterday, cops said....

VIRGINIA SLAM TO DUBYA; DEM ELECTED GOV

President Bush got a direct rebuff yesterday when Virginia - which voted for him last year - elected Democrat Tim Kaine as its new governor, but the vote was also...

TRANSPORT BOND ROLLS

Voters yesterday backed a $2.9 billion statewide bond act that will bolster the city's subway system with hundreds of millions of dollars for infrastructure improvements, including the first segment of...

ARNIE'S UNION-DUES BID LEADS

California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's controversial "paycheck protection" proposition to bar unions from collecting dues unless members give written permission was ahead with 54 percent of the vote in partial returns...

ARNIE'S UNION-DUES BID CLOSE

California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's controversial "paycheck protection" proposition to bar unions from collecting dues unless members give written permission was narrowly ahead with 50.5 percent of the vote with half...

HOT WHEELS ON 57TH STREET - CABBY ESCAPES MYSTERY FIRE

The driver of this yellow taxi was almost the toast of the town when his cab went up in flames at the intersection of East 57th Street and First Avenue...

READY TO ROLL - INDIANS: RULING CLEARS WAY FOR CASINO

The Hamptons-based Shinnecock Indians believe that Monday's federal court decision declaring them a tribe gives them the right to build a casino. The only question is where the chips are...

SEX 113 TIMES A YEAR? YOU'RE JUST AVERAGE

Americans are getting friskier in the bedroom and bedding more partners, a new survey on sexual attitudes and behavior around the world reveals. We have sex an average of 113...

GIANT WIPE $WIPE - T.P. BILLBOARD SUIT

A prop company has been plunged into a legal drama over a $137,139 roll of toilet paper. In papers filed in Manhattan Supreme Court, Atomic Props claims a company called...

CROSSBOW ISSUE IRKS BOWHUNTERS

THE issue of crossbows comes up every hunting season and it is always met with strong opposition from bowhunting organizations. At a meeting of 32 bowhunting organizations from across the...

SATHER'S SHOPPING ; FOR POTI DEAL

Tom Renney says that the five-game trip that begins in Florida tonight and includes games against the Panthers, Lightning, Penguins, Maple Leafs and Hurricanes, will, "distinguish a lot of things...

JET REPORT CARD - PLENTY OF ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT

QUARTERBACKS Vinny Testaverde (6-for-11, 98 yards, 84.7 rating) didn't perform poorly before ag gravating his calf injury, but Brooks Boll inger (11-for-20, 106 yards, 2 TDs) clearly provided a spark...

GIANTS TAKE ADVANTAGE

THE second half of the NFL season begins Sunday against the Vikings, and from now on, everything changes for the Giants. With eight games left, there's an NFC East title...

LATE CALLS STILL GNAW AT NETS

It's aggravating. It's frustrating. It's annoying. But it's also in the past, so there is nothing the Nets can do about the closing seconds of Monday night's defeat in Miami,...

METS LOOK AT SORIANO

PALM SPRINGS, Calif. -Before the trade deadline, the Mets were interested in a high-profile All-Star besides Manny Ramirez: Texas' Alfonso Soriano. The Mets again are eyeing the Rangers second baseman....

METS' TV NET TABS COHEN

In a move that will give SportsNet NY instant on-air credibility, it will announce today that Gary Cohen is moving over from radio to be the new voice of the...

IONA EARLY MAAC PICK

Iona coach Jeff Ruland was quite humble yesterday at Madison Square Garden, where the Gaels were announced as the preseason choice to win the MAAC championship. "I don't understand that,"...

AIN'T BAD TO BE ON THE WAYNE

CONTRARY to what's perceived to be going on with Wayne Chrebet right now as he undergoes tests to determine the severity of this latest concussion and spends time with his...

LOU NEEDS PAYROLL FIX WITH MOGILNY IN LIMBO

The plot thickens. Hepatitis patient Patrik Elias may begin practice with the Devils in about two weeks, The Post has learned, and some shocking results are starting to look possible....

HOT MOUNTAINEERS LET PLAY DO TALKING

COLLEGE NOTEBOOK West Virginia coach Rich Rodriguez knew he had talent. He knew he had youth; players were itching to prove themselves and eager for playing time. Throw that in...

WALTON SAYS LARRY CAN DELIVER KNICKS

Larry Brown may have some of his players confused and concerned with the Knicks' 0-3 start, but Bill Walton doesn't think the team has much cause for concern. "He will...

A CON-VINCE-ING DISPLAY

IF Richard Jefferson moves his feet and gets in front of Dwyane Wade on the Heat's last offensive possession instead of reaching for the ball as he darted past (covered...

FLASH, CASH BOTH PLAYING COY

INDIAN WELLS, Calif. - The Yankees' opportunity to negotiate exclusively with Tom Gordon will expire after tomorrow, opening the window for the free-agent reliever to open discussions with other clubs....

BURNED-OUT DEVILS GO DOWN IN FLAMES

Islanders 4Devils 1 Shock treatment didn't revive the patient. It's now up to Dr. Lou Lamoriello to inject some fresh blood into his comatose Devils, but he has effectively overdrawn...

METS TALKING ABOUT MANNY

PALM SPRINGS, Calif. - The Mets talked with several teams yesterday at the GM meetings. One of those clubs was the Red Sox. Although it did not appear to be...

ISLES LOOK BETTER WITH SHAKE-UP

Islander fans have been calling for a shake-up behind the bench for about a week now, screaming for some kind of change as the Isles had lost five of seven...

NO GO ON TINO

YANKEE NOTES INDIAN WELLS, Calif. - After two chapters, the Yankees are turning the page on Tino Martinez. And unless they have a change of heart, the book is closed...

SAY IT AIN'T MO! MARIANO SNUBBED; COLON WINS CY

The pupil topped the teacher yesterday when Mariano Rivera was beaten in part because he provided tips about the pitch that will carry him into the Hall of Fame. "He...

STOP, THIEF! RIVERA WAS ROBBED

ROBBED? Mariano Rivera wasn't just robbed yesterday. He was mugged. He was pistol-whipped. He was bound and gagged and put under an interrogation lamp by a blind gaggle representing the...

KNICK HELL TRIP - LARRY & CO. HEAD WEST FOR SIX-GAME TEST

PORTLAND - The good news is that the great Larry Brown has been 0-3 before. In fact, this marks the eighth time in 23 NBA seasons that a Brown club...

STIRLING, NIINIMAA MAKE UP

Janne Niinimaa was back in the Islanders' lineup last night; no ramifications lingering from his being kicked out of practice by coach Steve Stirling Monday morning. "I spent some time...

WEIRD BUT TRUE

A bandit out of Mexican folklore has become the patron saint to drug dealers in Bakersfield, Calif., with some building altars to worship him in their homes, police say. Jesus...