June 23, 2005

U.S. PULLING CRUDE JOKE?

ON the surface, the Department of Energy appears to have gone mad. This government agency has been adding so much crude oil to the nation's Strategic Petroleum Reserve that it's...

HOCKEY BRAWLERS FOREGO NICETIES

The newest sports marketing sensation could be hockey pros brawling and splattering blood on the ice - and never mind the puck. A Canadian sports promoter is launching a new...

MAN'S WORLD? NOT. THEY'VE NO IDEA

Confused about what it means to be a man? A new survey says you probably are. The latest marketing research from ad agency Leo Burnett has found that the testosterone-laden...

CABLEVISION CONSIDERS DOLANS' PRIVATE PLANS

Cablevision yesterday named three independent directors to review a proposal by the Dolan family to take the company private. The company did not identify the directors appointed to the special...

SONY HAS A STRINGER: 1ST OUTSOURCED EXEC

Sony's shareholders approved Sir Howard Stringer's ascension to chief executitve officer yesterday, making him the the first non-Japanese exec to lead the electronics and entertainment giant. At the same time,...

RECORD CHELSEA SALE

Somerset Partners ponied up $300 million to buy a renovated former Oreo factory in Chelsea, a $500-a-foot deal that's a record for the area. Somerset's buy of 85 Tenth Ave....

ONLINE BROKER BUYS RIVAL

Online discount broker Ameritrade will shoot to the top of the heap in a deal to buy rival online broker TD Waterhouse in a $2.9 billion deal. The merger will...

FATE OF LEVIN'S BKF UP TO VOTE

Today is D-day for John A. Levin, where the future shape of the money management company he built, $13.7 billion BKF Capital Group, will be decided by shareholder vote. BKF...

MIN TO STAY IN - WENNER REACHES DEAL TO KEEP US WEEKLY EDITRIX

Jann Wenner is in Paris, but back in New York his lieutenants claim they have hammered out an agreement that will keep star editor Janice Min at Us Weekly for...

BEAR FACES SEC ACTION ON LATE FUND TRADES

The Securities and Exchange Commission is readying charges against New York investment giant Bear Stearns & Co., the latest target in the two-year probe in shady trading practices in the...

NEW KID AT TOP OF E-HEAP

Online discount broker Ameritrade will shoot to the top of the heap in a deal to buy rival online broker TD Waterhouse in a $2.9 billion deal. The merger will...

A REALLY GOOD TOM

TOM Petty and the Heart-breakers can still command a venue as large as Jones Beach Theater because jangly, classic-rock songs about outcasts, tormented lovers and rugged individuals have never gone...

ENCORE AT NO. 1 FOR COLDPLAY

FOR the second week in a row, Chris Martin and Coldplay remained kings of pop as the Brits' latest, "X&Y," fended off high-profile competition for the No. 1 slot on...

STARR REPORT

Twisted sisters Gee, who could that be? More of Rita Cosby's interview with Michael Jackson's mother, Katherine Jackson, aired on last night's "Scarborough Country" (10 p.m./MSNBC). During the interview, Jackson...

'STAR' POWERS - WHO ARE THE 'DANCING' JUDGES?

THE celebrities featured in "Dancing with the Stars" are, well, celebrities. We know who they are. But just who are the three judges who've helped turn the ballroom-dancing reality show...

ROMANCING THE MESSAGE - 'GIRL IN THE CAFÉ' HAS AGENDA

WHAT do you get when you reunite the screenwriter of "Love Actually" (one of the funniest, most poignant movies of 2003) with the brilliant actor in that movie, Bill Nighy?...

RUNAWAY HIT

THE runaway bride helped Katie Couric clobber the competition. Couric's exclusive "Dateline" interview with Jennifer Wilbanks - the woman who ran away a few days before her huge wedding -...

'LIVE' STR8 TO MTV & VH1

MTV and VH1 will telecast the global "Live 8" megaconcert on July 2, as The Post reported yesterday. In the U.S., the concert will air on MTV, VH1 and MTV's...

DOWN WITH UPTOWN - FED UP WITH DOWNTOWN, A NEW CROWD FALLS FOR UPPER EAST SIDE; IT'S A NEW UPTOWN WHIRL

IN the same way that something tragically uncool often becomes kind of cool (like tunics, or Justin Timberlake) the staid, charmless Upper East Side is becoming the neighborhood of choice...

WICKED CHICKS, VINTAGE FLICKS

SEVENTY years before "Sex and the City," women regularly had fun sleeping around - and sometimes made money for it - in the movies. "Paramount Before the Code," a four-week...

SMILING AT ANTI-SEMITISM - DEMOCRATS, YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM

SEVERAL leading Democrats have spent the past few days furiously back tracking from an outrageous - and thoroughly under-reported - demonstration of blatant anti-Semitism that manifested itself last week at...

GOV'S SON SIGNS WITH MARINES

Gov. Pataki's son Owen has joined the Marines. "It's his decision and Libby and I are very proud of him," the governor said last night. "He's been accepted to law...

SLAP ON WRIST FOR FIRE PERV

The former chief of a Long Island volunteer fire department pleaded guilty yesterday to fondling an intoxicated male recruit after last year's Fourth of July parade. Under a plea agreement...

SCHOOL POLICE HAVE 'IMPACT'

The number of dangerous public schools on the city's watch list shrank by six yesterday, as Mayor Bloomberg announced that efforts to curb violence at the schools by flooding them...

VASEAN'S MOM OKS DWI DEAL

The mother of tragic DWI kid Vasean Alleyne walked out of a closed-door session with Queens DA Richard Brown yesterday, at peace with a plea deal that will send the...

WEIRD BUT TRUE

Wendell Coleman woke up with a splitting headache, so bad he figured he'd better go to the hospital. Doctors in Jacksonville, Fla., soon found the problem - Coleman, 47, had...

'YOU'RE OSAMA!' - TRAGIC 9/11 MOM CONFRONTS CRUEL 'FRAUDSTER' ACCUSED OF TAKING 300G

Two alleged con men were arraigned yesterday on charges of stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars from investors - including a Long Island woman who lost her son on 9/11....

RELIVING A DAY OF HEROES AND TEARS, 25 YEARS LATER

RETIRED firefighter Billy Murphy talked softly in this beautiful church in The Bronx called St. Joseph's - but what he said sounded like a thunderstorm. "I was with Larry that...

U.N. BIG OUT AMID 'CONFLICT'

WASHINGTON - A senior U.N. procurement officer who was a key witness in the Iraq oil-for-food investigation suddenly quit after questions of a conflict of interest surfaced over his role...

HARLEM HUNT FOR HIT-RUN LIVERY LOUSE

Outraged East Harlem residents and the head of a livery-drivers organization yesterday demanded that a hit-and-run livery driver who struck a 12-year-old boy Monday evening turn himself in. A $500...

CORRIDOR POLICE HAVE 'IMPACT' ON TROUBLED SCHOOLS

The number of dangerous public schools on the city's watch list shrank by six yesterday, as Mayor Bloomberg announced that efforts to curb violence at the schools by flooding them...

TERROR SCARE FOR QUREIA

JERUSALEM - Palestinian Prime Minister Ahmed Qureia and fellow ministers had to flee a West Bank refugee camp yesterday when terrorists opened fire and set off a bomb, authorities said....

BLOOMY'S DAZZLING OLYMPIC POLL VAULT

Mayor Bloomberg has opened up a double-digit lead over his Democratic rivals - partly because he has put the controversy over the failed West Side stadium behind him, a new...

ALBANY'S EMPTY ETHICS REFORM

ALBANY LIKE a desiccated band of desert travelers fixated on a shimmering mirage, New York's rag-tag pack of government reformers is in danger of confusing the illusion of reform -...

CHRISTA-SLAY DENIAL - TRASH MAN CHARGED IN WRITER'S MURDER

The Cape Cod trash hauler charged with fatally stabbing fashion writer Christa Worthington pleaded not guilty yesterday, as a judge read out a litany of charges against him, including aggravated...

ENLARGED HEART KILLED HOOPS STAR

The Queens basketball star who was found dead in his dorm room at a New Jersey college died of natural causes, a preliminary autopsy has found. "The autopsy indicates that...

$5M SUIT BOUNCES OFF CAR ARMORER

A casino developer has settled a $5 million lawsuit against a Westchester custom-car designer he claimed had not made his five bulletproof cars bulletproof enough. Richard Fields filed the suit...

STITCHED-UP DICAPRIO FILES CHARGES OVER BASH GASH

Actor Leonardo DiCaprio filed a police report in the hours after a crazed woman smashed a glass over his head at a party at a friend's L.A. pad, his spokesman...

IGNORING BOLTON'S 'ZION' WIN

THERE'S an obvious answer to Democrats who claim John Bolton is too abrasive to succeed as President Bush's U.N. ambassador - he spearheaded the successful fight to get the U.N....

POLS OK ICE-CREAM PERV BAN

ALBANY - State lawmakers yesterday struck a deal on what they're calling the "Mr. Softee Bill" - a measure that bans sexual perverts from working on ice cream trucks, The...

'CLASSY THIEF' - INSIDER: HOW NANNY PLAYED THE WEALTHY

The sticky-fingered nanny who pilfered big- ticket items from her celebrity clientele was "a smart cookie" - but she had a reputation for stealing, said a domestic-service-agency insider yesterday. "She's...

JURORS ZING 'SISTER PING'

"Sister Ping," the Chinatown businesswoman who allegedly ran international smuggling operations that led to the 1993 Golden Venture ship disaster, was convicted yesterday of conspiracy and money laundering. Cheng Chui...

MILLER GETS TRASHED ON GARBAGE BID

A planned override vote of key elements of Mayor Bloomberg's garbage disposal plan was scrapped yesterday, giving the mayor a big win over rival Gifford Miller. It's the first time...

FAR FROM 'HOMELAND': GIFF'S REP SNUBS SECURITY PANEL

IF GIFFORD Miller really wants to strengthen the Citizen Corps Council, which works to enhance the city's homeland security, maybe his representative to the body should start showing up to...

BUSH PROTESTER DENIES KICKING

The protester who interrupted the president's acceptance speech during last year's Republican National Convention took the stand in her Manhattan misdemeanor assault trial yesterday, insisting she never kicked the pair...

POSTMEN RANG TWICE TO BUST LOHAN UNC

Lindsay Lohan's uncle called police for help when postal inspectors came to haul him away for alleged mail fraud. Paul Sullivan "refused to come out and open the door," inspectors'...

'BODIES EVERYWHERE' - THREE KILLED AS HIT-RUN BMW FORCES VAN OFF L.I. HIGHWAY

Three immigrant laborers, on their way from Brooklyn to work at a bathroom-supply factory, died yesterday after their van was clipped by a hit-and-run driver and sent careening into a...

LAST PHOTOGRAPH OF NATALEE - JUST HOURS BEFORE SHE VANISHED

This is the last known photo of missing Alabama teen Natalee Holloway, which shows the perky high-school student (at far left in the picture) with three pals laughing on a...

TOP CITY GRIPES - POTHOLES, DIRTY STREETS AND NOISE

The quality of life has improved in the Big Apple - but potholes, filthy streets and noise continue to be nagging problems, according to a survey of the city's community...

GURU DONNY BEHIND P.R. MELTDOWN

Public-relations czar Donny Deutsch's agency was behind the boneheaded stunt to build the world's largest ice pop in Union Square, which ended in disaster when it melted and turned the...

LAWSUIT A BIGGIE FLOP

LOS ANGELES - A lawsuit filed by the relatives of slain rap icon Biggie Smalls hit a sour note yesterday as three of their witnesses all failed to link the...

TENANT KILLS LANDLORD

A tenant from hell brutally stabbed his landlord to death in Brooklyn yesterday and then apologetically confessed to anyone within earshot - including police, reporters, EMTs and stunned neighbors. "He...

NYPD DAILY BLOTTER

MANHATTAN * A security guard was busted with pilfering $2,000 from the poor box of a church he was hired to protect, police said. Heriberto Colon, 32, of the Bronx,...

U.S. 'ERR FARCE' - 5-HOUR FLIGHT BY 'DRUNK THIEF' SPARKS SECURITY OUTRAGE

In a jaw-dropping breach of post-9/11 aviation security, a drunken student pilot stole a single-engine Cessna 172 from the airport in Danbury, Conn., and flew around the metropolitan area with...

HILL COOL TO 'FIERY' BAN - HOUSE OKS FLAG MEASURE

WASHINGTON - Evoking the victims of the 9/11 attacks, the House yesterday approved a constitutional amendment to ban desecration of the American flag - prompting Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton to...

CELEBRITIES' FACES TICKLE OUR BRAINS JUST RIGHT

If you've got celebrities on the brain these days, don't worry - there's a good scientific reason for it, a new study has found. Photos of Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston,...

POL TACKLES ANTENNAS

Looking to control the proliferation of rooftop cellphone transmitters, City Councilman Peter Vallone Jr. will introduce legislation today requiring wireless providers to go before local community boards, and in some...

'TEACH' BRAWL - SEX-HARASS TWIST AT BRONX HS

A Bronx high-school teacher's clandestine campaign to bad-mouth a female assistant principal who rebuffed his sexual advances ended yesterday with the teacher pummeling the man who exposed his sick behavior,...

GAY-SLAY HORROR - ACTRESS DIED FIGHTING OFF ROOMIE'S KILLER

An aspiring actress from Arizona, who came to the Big Apple to make it big on Broadway, became an innocent victim caught in the middle of a lurid gay slaying,...

FLAB FIGHT IN SCHOOLS GETS SPARK

Hey, kids, Arnold wants to pump you up! The Bloomberg administration has awarded a $950,000 contract to a firm that runs a nationally recognized exercise program to help chubby schoolkids...

VILLAGE CYCLIST KILLED

The manager of a tony West Village gourmet shop died riding his bicycle to work yesterday, when he was struck by a delivery van and was crushed beneath the wheels....

QUEENS OFFICER 'J.LO' IS GOING FROM HE TO SHE; MAN IS NOW A SHE-COP

A Queens police officer has rocked theNYPD with an announcement that he is becoming a she - the first known transsexual cop in New York City. "Everyone's been very supportive,...

'DIVINE' INTERVENTION - BORN-AGAIN EX-CON NABS HIT-RUN SUSPECT

A good Samaritan who doggedly chased down a hit-and-run driver from Brooklyn to Midtown yesterday morning was driven by the memory of nearly killing a woman himself nine years ago...

'MORNING AFTER' PILL BILL PASSES

ALBANY - State lawmakers yesterday approved a bill granting women easy access to the "morning after" birth-control pill. In a surprise move, the GOP-controlled Senate dropped its long-standing opposition to...

THROW THE BOOK OFF THIS GUY: BIGS

A 25-year-old Utah inmate serving 55 years on pot and gun charges has some new friends in high places - namely, 163 top legal minds who challenged rules that jacked...

'COULDN'T STOP' - NANNY'S ENVY LED TO DE NIRO THEFT: FRIEND

The sticky-fingered nanny charged with making off with big-ticket items from her celebrity clientele "couldn't stop stealing" because she "thinks she's better than them and deserves a better life," a...

HE'S A SHE-COP - NYPD'S FIRST TRANSSEXUAL IS ANOTHER 'J.LO'

A Queens police officer has rocked the NYPD with an announcement that he is becoming a she - the first known transsexual cop in New York City. "Everyone's been very...

L.I. TEACHER NABBED FOR 'STUDENT SEX'

A Levittown high-school teacher was arrested yesterday and charged with having sex with two of his students - one male and one female - in separate incidents over a 14-month...

WING NUT EXPOSES OUR U.S. 'ERR FARCE' - 5-HOUR FLIGHT BY 'DRUNK THIEF' SPARKS SECURITY OUTRAGE

In a jaw-dropping breach of post-9/11 aviation security, a drunken student pilot stole a single-engine Cessna 172 from the airport in Danbury, Conn., and flew around the metropolitan area with...

TENANT KILLS OWNER: COPS

A tenant from hell stabbed his landlord to death in Brooklyn yesterday - and then apologetically confessed to anyone within earshot, including cops, EMTs and stunned neighbors, police said. "He...

W. BANK TERROR SCARE FOR QUREIA

JERUSALEM - Palestinian Prime Minister Ahmed Qureia and fellow ministers had to flee a West Bank refugee camp yesterday when terrorists opened fire and set off a bomb, authorities said....

TWEET AND SOUR - BIRDS ON HAMPTONS BEACH KO FIREWORKS

East Hampton Village has been forced to postpone its popular Fourth of July weekend fireworks extravaganza - until four newly hatched birds are able to celebrate their own Independence Day....

'BIGGIE' PROBLEMS FOR SUIT

LOS ANGELES - A lawsuit filed by the relatives of slain rap icon Biggie Smalls hit a sour note yesterday as three of their witnesses all failed to link the...

GIFFORD BID IS TRASHED

A planned override vote of key elements of Mayor Bloomberg's garbage disposal plan was scrapped yesterday, giving the mayor a big victory over rival Gifford Miller. It's the first time...

MUGGED 'LADY'S' DARK SIDE

Lady Liberty has a rap sheet. This Liberty is no Lady at all, but Elhadz Amadou Tandia, a 47-year-old Mauritanian immigrant. He's a street performer who cadges bucks from tourists...

OPERA MAN OUT ON BAIL & OUT OF SORTS

A thin and frail Alberto Vilar made his first public court appearance as a free man yesterday, but the former philanthropist needs to find a new lawyer. During yesterday's court...

READY, SET, GO HAVE FUN THIS SUMMER!

You've worked hard all year, now it's time to enjoy your vacation. Summer's here and there are endless possibilities for you and your family and friends to enjoy the fun....

OUT ON BAIL AND FRAIL - VILAR AGING QUICKLY

A thin and frail Alberto Vilar made his first public court appearance as a free man yesterday, but the former philanthropist needs to find a new lawyer. During yesterday's court...

SICK OR TREAT - POLS OK BAN ON PERVY ICE-CREAM VENDORS

ALBANY - State lawmakers yesterday struck a deal on what they're calling the "Mr. Softee Bill" - a measure that bans sexual perverts from working on ice cream trucks, The...

HARLEM HUNT FOR HIT-RUN

Outraged East Harlem residents and the head of a livery-drivers organization yesterday demanded that a hit-and-run livery driver who struck a 12-year-old boy Monday evening turn himself in. A $500...

LOFTON PHIL-ING FINE

PHILADELPHIA - During last season, Kenny Lofton never quite fit with the Yankees. He was not in the starting lineup as much as he would have liked, and when he...

KAZ TO CELEBRATE - EX-MET GIVES RAYS SOME HOPE

Yankees and Mets fans were gnashing their teeth as Scott Kazmir scorched his way through the Bombers' lineup yesterday afternoon. Kazmir, the former Mets first-round pick they traded to Tampa...

TIKI RUNS 'PEACE' PLAY

Players around the NFL often travel around the globe but few are treated like a visiting dignitary. That's the greeting that awaits Giant RB Tiki Barber, who on Monday embarks...

CARL'S DAY TURNS INTO 'NIGHTMARE' - PAVANO FAILS TO PUT TAMPA BAY TO SLEEP

D-Rays 5 - Yankees 3 Mel Stottlemyre watched Carl Pavano's seventh inning unravel yesterday and didn't sugarcoat the costly frame. "That was a pitching coach's nightmare," Stottlemyre said after Pavano...

BLOODY BOARDWALK - WILL GATTI SLUG IT OUT WITH FLOYD?

It is billed as Thunder and Lightning, a play on the contrasting styles that make Arturo Gatti vs. Floyd Mayweather Jr. for the WBC super lightweight championship such an appealing...

CLOSE, BUT NO BIG STAR - LOOPER SOLID SINCE ROUGH START

PHILADELPHIA - Have you ever had a day you'd like to erase from everyone's memory? For Mets closer Braden Looper, that day came on April 4 this year. It was...

$40-MILLION MAN NOT MONEY PITCHER

IF CARL PAVANO can't put away the likes of Jonny Gomes and Nick Green, he'll never put away Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz in October. If the Yankees can't put...

ONCE MORE, FOR GLORY!

SAN ANTONIO - The ultimate NBA challenge, a Finals Game 7. Immediately, indelible images flash on the mind's projection screen: Willis Reed limping onto the Garden court that soon became...

SERGIO SETS SIGHTS ON CLASSIC TRIPLE

This would be Sergio Garcia's major accomplishment, until he wins a major. The defending champ can highlight his career by becoming the first three-time winner at Westchester in the Barclays...

IT'S TIME TO ADJUST ON THE WCC GREENS

WESTCHESTER NOTEBOOK A week after the glass-fast greens of the U.S. Open, putting will require some adjustment at the Barclays Classic that begins today at Westchester CC in Harrison. "You...

ZAMBRANO HAS EDGE ON KAZMIR

PHILADLPHIA - Scott Kazmir beat the Yankees yesterday on four hits, just a little bit more than three hours before Victor Zambrano went to the mound here for the Mets....

COA REELS OFF FOUR WINS

2ND RACE - Tough break for Aly's Colors in first start for new trainer Kristina Dupps. Breaking from post position one, she ducked in badly into gap when leaving starting...

CAMMY LEADS OFF IN RETURN TO LINEUP

MET NOTES PHILADELPHIA - After missing seven games with an ailing right knee, Mike Cameron made his return to the Mets last night. "I'm still in the tender stage, man,...

BARRY: WE GOTTA FEED BALL TO DUNC

SAN ANTONIO - Brent Barry blamed himself and his fellow Spur guards for failing to get Tim Duncan the ball in the fourth quarter of Tuesday night's disastrous Game 6...

RANDY'S BACK ISN'T PROBLEM

YANKEE NOTES Despite whispers from several Devil Ray hitters that Randy Johnson was battling a back problem Tuesday night when the Hall of Fame lock was rocked, Joe Torre said...

HORRY RECALLS PAINFUL ROAD TO '94 CROWN

SAN ANTONIO - The Spurs' Robert Horry has the most championships of any active player - five. But the first one was among the sweetest. It came 11 years ago,...

ANDY MANAGING JUST FINE WITH S.I. YANKS

At first glance, Andy Stankiewicz is a glutton for punishment. Why would one man put himself through this, again? He was a free man last year, roving from team to...

DIMARCO: FORGET PINEHURST

Chris DiMarco strolled off the 18th green at the Westchester Country Club and smiled. "That was a lot easier than last week," said DiMarco after finishing yesterday's pro-am round at...

HS COACHES IRKED BY NBA AGE FLOOR

The NBA reached a toothless compromise when it negotiated an age minimum of 19 in the new collective-bargaining agreement it reached in principle with the players union, according to high...

AARON'S OUTING IS STRAIGHT FROM HEIL - PHILLIES' SIX-RUN SEVENTH INNING BURIES METS

Philllies 8 - Mets 4 PHILADELPHIA - After more than a month, Aaron Heilman finally cracked. Entering last night, Heilman had not allowed a run since May 15, firing 13...

ZAMBRANO BETTER THAN HIS NUMBERS

PHILADELPHIA - Scott Kazmir beat the Yankees yesterday, just three hours before Victor Zambrano went to the mound for the Mets. Strictly coincidence? Ongoing evidence of a parallel universe? You...

BABY YANKS WIN FIRST FOR ANDY

At first glance, Andy Stankiewicz is a glutton for punishment. Why would one man put himself through this, again? He was a free man last year, roving from team to...

ZAMBRANO BETTER THAN HIS STATS

PHILADELPHIA - Scott Kazmir beat the Yankees yesterday just three hours before Victor Zambrano went to the mound for the Mets. Strictly coincidence? Ongoing evidence of a parallel universe? You...

PITCHING DECISIONS - WILLIE STICKING WITH ISHII, DESPITE HEILMAN'S SUCCESS

PHILADELPHIA - There are five Met starters, and through the season's first 70 games, it's an easy evaluation. One starter, Pedro Martinez, has pitched brilliantly. Two starters, Kris Benson (6-2,...

ANNIKA AIMS AT HERSTORY

CHERRY HILLS VILLAGE, Colo. - The mantra "if you win, they will notice" hasn't exactly applied in the case of Annika Sorenstam, which might be the most egregious injustice going...