April 19, 2005

BIG OIL COMPANIES ARE STEALING YOUR HARD-EARNED CASH

BLOODSUCKERS! That's the only way to describe American oil companies, which are seeing their profits rise by unconscionable amounts even as the entire U.S. economy suffers. I hate getting cranky...

MARTHA GETS SATELLITE CHANNEL DEAL, SIRIUS-LY

Martha Stewart is joining Howard Stern and the Maxim Magazine babes as talent on Sirius satellite radio. The domestic diva has signed a four-year deal to launch a 24-hour radio...

UNIVERSAL STRIKES DEAL TO BILL FOR MUSIC VIDEOS

Tired of seeing other companies building business with free content from the music industry, Universal Music reached a deal yesterday to begin charging America Online for streaming music videos over...

JAY-Z WINDS UP LIMITED EDITION WATCH DEAL

Jay-Z's move to the executive suite at Island Def Jam isn't keeping the rap mogul from tending to his other businesses. The rapper-turned-executive will unveil a line of limited edition...

GOLDMAN IN HUNT FOR SITE

GOLDMAN Sachs is wasting no time in its search for alternatives to Battery Park City's Site 26, where it had been expected to build a new, 1.9 million-square-foot headquarters tower....

EBBERS: TOSS MY VERDICT

Bernard Ebbers wants a do-over. The former CEO of WorldCom, found guilty last month of running the largest corporate fraud ever, wants his verdict tossed and to be given a...

VARVATOS ZIPS UP NEW DEAL WITH WRANGLER PARENT

Fashion designer John Varvatos and the VF Corp. have formed a new company, John Varvatos Enterprises, ending two years of uncertainty over the future of the designer's brand, executives involved...

RENSHAW SETS FIRM DEPARTURE FOR STARTUP

Music manager Simon Renshaw, who represents artists such as the Dixie Chicks and Clay Aiken, resigned from talent management company The Firm and will start his own company, The Post...

HANK: SHOW ME THE FRAUD

Hank Greenberg is still looking for perks. The recently-ousted CEO of embattled insurer AIG wants to take a peek at the internal investigation report before it is handed over to...

$12.6B KICKOFF - ABC HANDS OFF MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL TO ESPN

The National Football League nabbed a cool $12.6 billion from ESPN and NBC yesterday to air games on Monday and Sunday nights. Beginning in 2006, ABC's Monday Night Football is...

GEMSTAR TO LAUNCH TV FANZINE

Inside TV, a new magazine aimed at young women, hits newsstands Thursday with a cover interview with hot "Desperate Housewives" star Eva Longoria. The question is: Will all the publicity...

ABBOUD OUT OVER FEUD

Designer Joseph Abboud plans to leave the company he founded when his contract expires in July over creative differences with Marty Staff, the new chief executive, people familiar with the...

MERRILL POACHES CITI BANKERS

Despite rumors of a bubble, real estate is still moving ... at least on Wall Street. In a move to regain its reputation as a premier player in real estate,...

NEW FAN MAGAZINE BY TV GUIDE PARENT TO HIT NEWSSTANDS

Inside TV, a new magazine aimed at young women, hits newsstands Thursday with a cover interview with hot "Desperate Housewives" star Eva Longoria. It was also slated to get a...

CUT IT OUT ALREADY - WHY ARE SO MANY DVD BONUSES BOGUS?

HOW much "Meet the Fockers" do we really need? Even its director admits that the new, extended cut of the Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller hit comedy, out today...

MOVIES YOU CAN SEE AT TRIBECA

UNLESS you're good pals with Robert DeNiro, fuggeddaboud scoring a ticket to tonight's invitation-only opener at the Tribeca Film Festival, the U.S. premiere of the political thriller "The Interpreter" with...

SWINGIN' RAT PACK MUSICAL

THE Rat Pack rides again. Sort of. PBS has picked up a British special, called "The Rat Pack - Live from Las Vegas" based on a popular stage show in...

BULLIED WITHOUT MERCY - CLAY: 'I DIDN'T WANT TO SING'

CLAY Aiken opens up on today's "Dr. Phil" about the merciless bullying he endured in junior high school - and how it made the future "American Idol" star a better...

FINALE DOESN'T HELP 'ARRESTED'

THE future of "Arrested Development" - the highly acclaimed but low-rated comedy that is sweating out renewal - was still very much in doubt yesterday after Sunday night's season finale...

ROB & AMBER PULL A TRISTA & RYAN

'SURVIVOR" sweethearts Rob Mariano and Amber Brkich - currently competing on "The Amazing Race 7" - were married Saturday night under skin-tight security in the Bahamas at the Atlantis resort....

'PIAZZA' DOESN'T CATCH TRUE MUSIC OF ITALIAN TOUR TALE

AMERICANS in Italy, in the summer of 1953: A mother and daughter, guidebook in hand, are in the Piazza Signoria in Florence. The wind catches the girl's hat, and a...

STARR REPORT

Moore help is near Julianne Moore, who joined Teri Hatcher and Calista Flockhart early this month to raise over $300,000 for the fight against Tuberous Sclerosis, is moving her fundraising...

KERMIT OF OZ - MUPPETS HIT THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD

THE Muppets are invading the Land of Oz. The famous story of a Kansas girl who finds out the hard way that there's no place like home has been adapted...

BURN, BABY, BURN - WORKING HARD ON A BEACH-BUFF BOD; SWEATING OVER SPRING WORKOUTS

'DROP and give me five!" This is my warm welcome at Pure Power Boot Camp, where I hope to whip my body into bikini-worthy shape. Yes, it's that time of...

DIFFERENT STROKES - TRAVELERS WHO HIT THE ROAD IN THE OFF-SEASON CAN EXPECT AFFORDABLE LUXURY, NO CROWDS AND DOUBLE THEIR RELAXATION. DAVID LANDSEL PICKS FOUR TOP DESTINATIONS WHERE PRICES PLUMMET WHEN THE WEATHER TURNS

VANCOUVER ISLAND, B.C. When to go: Winter How's the weather: Wet and wild. Life on this temperate rainforest island, just 85 miles from Seattle, continues apace throughout the darker months,...

EXPRESS CHECK-IN - GOSSIP, HOT TOPICS AND OTHER NEWS YOU'LL USE

FOLLOW THAT STAR LAST spring, actor Stanley Tucci was the subject of much discussion, thanks to an alleged entanglement with actress Edie Falco - while still being married. Laurie Heifetz...

THE 911 PHONE YOU DON'T WANT TO CALL

If you have an Internet-based service provider, your life-and-death 911 calls will probably be routed to this ordinary NYPD phone - and not to emergency operators trained to help in...

FALL OF E. SIDE EMPIRE - $30M CONDO SUIT

The glitzy new Empire Condominium Tower on the Upper East Side is more like the faulty tower, an explosive new lawsuit charges. Apartment owners slapped the building's developers with a...

KERREY GETS COLD FEET IN RACE FOR CITY HALL

New School University President Bob Kerrey said yesterday it is "unlikely" he will run for mayor - and suggested he might back a Democrat, even though he recently agreed to...

STAY TUNED FOR CELLULAR TV PHONES

Forget Dick Tracy and his silly TV-screen watch. In the very near future, you'll be able to watch prime-time television on a cellphone. "It's a technology that's here," said Neil...

WEIRD BUT TRUE

You've heard of road rage. Now comes computer rage. An online survey by the University of Maryland's Laboratory of Automation Psychology and Decision Processes found that 20 percent of the...

STRAHAN: SACK WIFE'S DIVORCE BID

Giants star Michael Strahan has demanded that a New Jersey court drop his wife's divorce claim, and "vehemently" denies he cheated on and bullied her during their marriage. In new...

HOWARD'S END - FAMED TIMES SQUARE HOJO'S CLOSING

Times Square's Howard Johnson's, a neon-lit, fast-food landmark in the Crossroads of the World for 50 years, will soon be razed to make way for a glamorous new retail development,...

FLAMING INFORMANT SPARED

A key informant who helped the feds nab a major terror-financier has dodged prison on bank-fraud charges - despite his setting himself on fire outside the White House last fall....

COUNCIL RIPS CABLE EXECS OVER METS

Executives of Cablevision and Time Warner - locked in a dispute that has blacked out Met games on Time Warner Cable - got an earful yesterday from lawmakers, who warned...

DEMS' SUICIDE PLOT

DEMOCRATS in Washington may be on the verge of making a calamitous political error. What's more, they have every reason to know it - because they saw Washington's Republicans make...

50 NEW WEST BANK HOMES

JERUSALEM - Israel announced yesterday that it was planning to build 50 homes in a West Bank settlement - and was immediately slapped by the Bush administration. President Bush "made...

FOUR MORE CHARTERS TO OPEN

The city's effort to expand academic choice got a boost yesterday when the state Board of Regents gave the nod to four charter schools to open here in the fall....

CONEY AI-EEE LAND - FREE-FALL RIDE COMING

Move over, Cyclone, there's a new thrill in town. The "Super Shot," a 100-foot-tall free-fall ride is coming to Coney Island this summer and could give the old roller coaster...

JENNINGS' BEHAVIOR INCENSES CITY POLS

Members of the City Council were fuming yesterday over shocking transcripts revealing how Councilman Allan Jennings harassed two female employees. Jennings is set to be sanctioned by the council tomorrow,...

CENTRAL PK. PLAN TO LIMIT RALLIES

It's going to be tougher than ever to secure a permit for massive demonstrations in Central Park. Under new rules proposed yesterday by the Parks Department, only six gatherings of...

'GUNPLAY' COP GUILTY - FACES 3 YEARS IN DELI SLAY

A retired NYPD detective, accused of fatally shooting a Queens deli clerk during "horseplay" last fall, will spend one to three years behind bars after copping a plea yesterday -...

8 LAWBREAKING COPS GET AN F ON INTEGRITY TEST

Nearly one out of every 100 police officers committed a crime when the opportunity was presented by undercover Internal Affairs cops, a top NYPD official said yesterday. The department conducted...

MAN STABBED TO DEATH AT QNS. CLUB

A brawl at a Queens nightspot early yesterday spilled out onto the street, where one man was fatally stabbed and two friends who tried to save him were slashed, police...

KERREY BACKS OFF RACE FOR CITY HALL

New School University President Bob Kerrey said yesterday it is "unlikely" he will run for mayor - and suggested he might back a Democrat, even though he recently had agreed...

MAN SHOT IN HOME INVASION A PEACENIK

The grad student shot in a home-invasion horror on the Upper West Side is a peace activist who hails from a small Pennsylvania town and moved to the Big Apple...

NYPD DAILY BLOTTER

BROOKLYN * Police say this is the livery driver (above) who raped an 18-year-old woman in his cab last week. The attack began at about 4:45 a.m. on April 11,...

SCHOOL OOO-LA HOOPLA - PARENTS SUE FOR $5M

A Brooklyn couple is seeking $5 million from the city, claiming school officials tried to have them arrested and fired their 9-year-old daughter as a hall monitor after they questioned...

JUDGE ORDERS 2 OIL-FOOD SUSPECTS TO ZIP THEIR LIPS

A federal judge yesterday barred two Texas oilmen, charged in a scheme to pay millions of dollars in kickbacks to Saddam Hussein under the U.N. oil-for-food program, from discussing the...

MIDGET-CASE JURY HEARS SHORT STORY

He should have picked on someone his own size. The midget mother and daughter who were allegedly terrorized by their neighbor stood tall yesterday as they faced the grand jury...

CUNY COLLEGES GIVE BEST BANG FOR YOUR BOOK$

A top-notch education at a bargain-basement price is in the city's back yard, according to The Princeton Review. The company ranked City University's Brooklyn College and Queens College seventh and...

HILL RAKING IN MILLIONS

WASHINGTON - Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton raised nearly $4 million in the first three months of this year as she revs up for her 2006 re-election campaign - and perhaps...

I WAS JUST A NOBODY MOM - JACKO ACCUSER'S MELTDOWN

SANTA MARIA, Calif. - The allegedly fame-starved mom of Michael Jackson's sex accuser yesterday conceded that she had suffered from mental illness because she was "sad about being a nobody."...

ROBBERY SUSPECT NABBED

A Brooklyn teenager was arrested for sticking up a Coney Island grocery store - after cops found him sitting in front of the store he allegedly robbed. Francisco Alicea was...

FALLEN STAR - ARREST ORDERED IN THREAT VS. POOCH

An angry Manhattan judge yesterday issued an arrest warrant for troubled movie star Natasha Lyonne after she skipped court amid charges she went berserk on a fellow Gramercy Park tenant...

AX SEX TEACHERS: JOEL

Schools Chancellor Joel Klein today will call for legislation mandating the immediate firing of any educator who engages in sexual acts with a public school student. Aides to the schools...

FREDDY IS BULLISH ON WALL STREET SCHOOL TAX

Admitting that "some who hear this will howl," Fernando Ferrer yesterday proposed a new stock-transfer tax to generate $3.5 billion over four years for schools. Ferrer, who is running for...

KOFI'S MAN TIED TO OILY KOREAN'S RAFT OF GRAFT

An aide to U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan yesterday acknowledged ties with a shady South Korean man indicted Thursday for bribery in the oil-for-food scandal. Maurice Strong, a Canadian businessman who...

SHOT GIRL SCARED OF GOING OUT

A Bronx girl who was shot in front of her apartment building over the weekend said yesterday she's afraid to leave home. "I'm nervous," said Jaimin Montilla, 9, who was...

'COMEBACK' KID BUSTED

A Brooklyn teenager was arrested for sticking up a Coney Island grocery store - after cops found him sitting in front of the store he robbed seven months earlier, police...

POSH CONDO IN STATE OF RUIN: SUIT

The glitzy new Empire Condominium Tower on the Upper East Side is more like the faulty tower, an explosive lawsuit charges. Apartment owners slapped the building's developers with a $30...

KEY INFORMANT SPARED

The informant who set himself on fire last year after helping the feds nab a major terror financier has dodged prison on bank-fraud charges. Mohamed Alanssi, 53, had two strikes...

CAR SLAMS INTO BOY, 5, ON SIDEWALK

A 5-year-old Brooklyn boy was seriously injured last night when a car ran a red light and rammed another automobile, sending it flying onto the sidewalk and into the youngster,...

FLESH-EATING BACTERIA KILLS 10-YEAR-OLD BRONX GIRL

A 10-year-old Bronx girl who loved jumping rope and studying science has been killed by a rare "flesh-eating bacteria," city health officials and relatives said last night. Nathera Massoud, a...

THE BLOOMING OF SPRING

Nothing says spring like the blooming cherry blossoms in Washington, D.C. Here's how the famous flower fest got started. What would evolve into the two-week celebration known as the Cherry...

ISIAH'S WILD FOR WALLY

Expect Knicks president Isiah Thomas to make another run at disgruntled Timberwolves star Wally Szczerbiak this summer. After the Wolves were eliminated from the playoffs Sunday, the Long Island sharpshooter...

JEFFERSON STILL EYES RETURN FOR PLAYOFFS

NET NOTES Although Richard Jefferson isn't scheduled to visit the doctor until tomorrow, he said it was nearly a "foregone conclusion" that he would be able to return to the...

DEVILS' GOMEZ INJURED

No-names taking runs at stars. This is the sort of reprehensible incident we can expect to see regularly in a Replacement NHL. While Devil GM Lou Lamoriello insists that Scott...

RANDOLPH PREACHING PATIENCE

PHILADELPHIA - It's a good thing for Kaz Matsui that George Steinbrenner doesn't own the Mets. Ditto tonight's starter, Victor (Waiting For) Zambrano. Even struggling young third baseman David Wright...

BELTRAN: DON'T REST ME

MET NOTES PHILADELPHIA - This year, Carlos Beltran hopes to do something he hasn't done since 2002. Play in every game. Beltran is one of three Mets to have played...

GIANTS LOVE ROUND 2

Among the many aspects of the process Tim Carter did not understand was that teams lie. If not lie, at least lead-on to the point of, well, not being entirely...

TANYON DL'D; GROOM UP

YANKEE NOTES Early yesterday, Tanyon Sturtze thought he might be able to pitch by today. A few hours later, Sturtze found out he was going on the disabled list. Before...

NO SLAM DUNK - CARTER: NETS HAVE TO EARN POSTSEASON

With their win on Sunday over the Sixers, the Nets managed to push past Cleveland and into the final playoff spot in the Eastern Conference. Despite the Nets' recent success...

THE ENVELOPES, PLEASE ...

FOR those scoring in the league office, this is how I voted for ... MVP - Would the real Stevie Franchise please stand up? Everyone says the key to beating...

AMAZIN' LACK OF PITCHING

PHILADELPHIA - The Mets won't have seen everyone in the NL East until the weekend when the Nationals come to Shea, but the first go-round shows just how difficult this...

YEESH-II - KAZ CAN'T FIND PLATE AS METS FALL

Phillies 5 - Mets 4 PHILADELPHIA - Thirteen pitches into Kaz Ishii's start last night, the Mets had to know they were in trouble. That's because 12 of those pitches...

WILD NIGHT FOR HEREDIA

MET NOTES PHILADELPHIA - It was a pretty eventful two-thirds of an inning for Felix Heredia. Appearing for the first time since April 9, the lefty reliever suffered from a...

THE DEVIL RAYS MADE 'EM DO IT - BOMBERS BREAK OUT, HAMMER TAMPA BAY

Yankees 19 - Devil Rays 8 Last night, America Online posed a referendum question that read: "Steinbrenner Blasts His Team. Does He Help Or Hurt Yankees?" The more compelling question...

DESPITE WIN, ALL NOT WRIGHT

THIS should have made everyone involved with the Yankees feel better, starting with old Knute Rockne himself. George Steinbrenner scathed his players, manager and coaches within a press release following...

JARET SHAKY IN VICTORY

The Yankees were up 13-0 after a second-inning explosion, but with Jaret Wright on the hill, it just didn't feel like a very safe lead. Not the way he was...

BOMBERS HIT THE RESTART BUTTON - NOT SURPRISED BY GEORGE'S MISSIVE, YANKS RETURN HOME

There were no "When the goin' gets tough..." signs around Yankee Stadium yesterday afternoon. This time, Billy Ocean wasn't blaring from the speakers during BP. Nevertheless, George Steinbrenner put his...

SWEET LOU IS SINGING BLUES TOO

In one clubhouse, the Yankees were on alert after George Steinbrenner issued a statement that his team is not playing up to snuff. Down the hall, Tampa Bay manager Lou...

THE DEVIL RAYS MADE HIM DO IT: BOSS PICKS A FINE TIME TO ISSUE SEASON'S 1ST WARNING

YOU go to bed one day a dynasty and awake the Knicks. Are the Yankees there yet? Have they taken the turn from overwhelming to overpaid? From historic to pathetic?...

YANKEES DL TANYON, GIVE CALL-UP TO GROOM

YANKEE NOTES Early yesterday, Tanyon Sturtze thought he might be able to pitch by today. A few hours later, Sturtze found out he was going on the disabled list. The...

SILENT MIKE - QUIET BATS PLAGUE PIAZZA, METS

PHILADELPHIA - It's always tough to splash a pitcher of cold water on a streak where the Mets have won six games out of seven. But despite their sudden burst,...

JETS EYEING BIG POOL OF TALENT AT DB

The Jets are not short on needs as the 2005 NFL Draft creeps closer. It's been widely speculated that they're going to go after a cornerback with the 26th overall...

SUPER FREAK - JETS SHOULD ROLL OUT WELCOME MATT FOR ARKANSAS' DO-IT-ALL STAR JONES

He would be a luxury for the Jets more than a necessity, but fantasize about the possibilities: Chad Pennington drops back, scans the field, and looks for Laveranues Coles, and...