April 10, 2005

CARE FOR A PIZZA OR A MASSAGE WITH YOUR TAX RETURN?

Accountants aren't known as a wild and crazy bunch, but some are doing their best to make filing returns a little less taxing. CPA Kevin Marshall, who runs the Dutch...

WALL STREETER WANTS BACK IN

Laura Zubulake worked for a demeaning boss, was excluded from client outings and had co-workers who were strip club regulars. But she still can't wait to get back to Wall...

RIVAL HOTELS CHECK OUT PLAZA'S CHECK-INS

When the Plaza Hotel closes at the end of the month, Eloise won't be the only one to find herself homeless. Brides, conference-goers, travelers, diners and charity-ball-gowned-do-gooders will all be...

BETWEEN THE COVERS: PAM ANDERSON TRADES BIKINIS FOR BOOKS ON 'STACKED'

PAMELA ANDERSON is known for many things: Kid Rock,Tommy Lee, "Baywatch," "V.I.P.," Playboy,,and that "accidental " X--rated videotape. Now,the 37-year-old blonde bombshell can add "sitcom star " to the list....

'MORNING' GLORY - DIANE SAWYER REIGNS AT ABC NEWS

DIANE SAWYER is finally ready to admit it: After six years as co-host of "Good Morning America," she 's no longer a temp. The "temp " title stems from her...

IN PRAISE OF SHEEN'S FINEST SEASON

GIVE this guy an Emmy! What guy?Martin Sheen, that 's who. I was amazed to learn recently that Sheen,the Olivier of TV,has only won one Emmy in his whole life.And...

REEL GOOD - LINDA STASI PREVIEWS THIS WEEK'S BEST MOVIES

TOP HAT (1935) Sunday, 10:00 a.m., TCM A Fred Astaire ,Ginger Rogers classic. He 's an American entertainer;she 's a model that he chases from London to Venice. Forget the...

O'BRIEN FALL WAS A LONG TIME COMING

IT 'S one of those TV-constant questions:Why is it that the people who should be the first to know seem to be the last to know? This Pat O 'Brien...

ICELAND'S WELCOME CHILLS REST OF WORLD

NO one, it seems, is neutral on the subject of Bobby Fischer. The Washington Post denounced Iceland's granting of citizenship to the fugitive former world champion and "raging anti-Semite." Pravda,...

INDIAN CHIEF HITS TOWN

MEET the biggest movie star in the world. No, not Nicole Kidman or Tom Cruise or Will Smith. According to the Film Society of Lincoln Center, the honor belongs to...

THE HOT SEAT: XZIBIT

"Somebody call Stephen King, we've got Christine on the show," jokes Xzibit on tonight's episode of MTV's "Pimp My Ride," where they will revamp a beat-up 1950's Chevy Bel-Air. Xzibit...

HOT LIST - WHAT WE'RE OBSESSED WITH THIS WEEK

1) Murakami's art To a certain segment of New Yorkers, he is known only as the guy who designed that candy-colored Louis Vuitton handbag that every girl above 57th Street...

PARIAH CAREY - NEW ALBUM, NEW ATTITUDE - BUT MARIAH'S STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

Everyone knows Mariah Carey is crazy. She's the kind of diva who shows up late for her own birthday party - because she broke a nail; who expects the red-carpet...

5 HOT NEW STARS - SUMMER MOVIES MAY PROPEL THESE ACTORS TO STARDOM

Terrence Dashon Howard found out what being a movie star is really like by watching Halle Berry, his co-star in the recently aired TV movie "Their Eyes Were Watching God."...

THIS WEEK'S MOVIES

RAGING DOVE Documentary tells the tale of an Israeli-Arab boxer who goes to box in the tense West Bank. Outside the ring, he contends with his often-confusing identity. PERLASCA Heroic...

RECYCLED - NEW ALBUM NEARLY CAUSED GARBAGE TO GET THROWN OUT

In a strange cross between the reality of "Spinal Tap" and the fiction of "Behind the Music," Garbage was nearly dragged to the curb last year. While recording the new...

THIS WEEK'S CDS

Amy Ray "Prom" 3 Stars Daemon Records Who said, "Everything you need to know to get through life you learn in high school"? Actually, that was me, but Amy Ray,...

MEET MARKET - THE PLACE WHERE THE POST HOOKS YOU UP AND SENDS YOU OUT

MEET Eric, a 26-year-old attorney who lists his main interests as going to the gym, exploring the city, traveling and, last but not least, "buying things I can't afford and...

ALICIA IS MISMATCHED

Just how clueless is Alicia Silverstone? The longtime animal rights activist and vocal vegan wore a silk gown by furrier J. Mendel not just once but twice. This is the...

FULL SERVICE - DON'T KNOW WHAT TO GET FOR DINNER? ORDER IT ALL!

NEXT time you 're trying to decide what to order at a restaurant and you 're struck with a major case of indecision,do what Martha Stewart recently did at Chelsea...

HOW 'SLAY' FUGITIVE GOT NAILED

An on-the-lam Bronx man suspected of killing his girlfriend carried a faded newspaper clipping about the slaying in his wallet - a memento of his past life that proved his...

THE FIGHTER ROOSEVELT

WHEN TRUMPETS CALL: THEODORE ROOSEVELT AFTER THE WHITE HOUSEBY PATRICIA O'TOOLE SIMON & SCHUSTER, 494 PAGES, $30 ONE look at Mount Rushmore and it's obvious Theodore Roosevelt's presence looms large...

TIMES 'TELLTALE RAT' FIGHTS FIRING

Susan Sachs, the New York Times reporter sacked for allegedly e-mailing colleagues' wives about their husbands' purported philandering in Baghdad, is the victim of "circumstantial" evidence and deserves her job...

RIVERBOATS MAY AGAIN ROLL DICE HERE

Riverboat gambling, slammed as a colossal failure and quickly scrapped soon after it burst on the New York scene in the late 1990s, may soon return to the waterways around...

THE LAST DAYS OF JOHNNIE COCHRAN

Even as he was dying from a cancerous brain tumor that reduced him to a wheelchair and robbed him of his silky eloquence, Johnnie Cochran remained upbeat - hosting friends,...

FILM TRAGEDY; VIDEO CLUES IN HIT-AND-RUNDEATH OF FINANCIAL PLANNER

The shocking hit-and-run death of a financial planner on Madison Avenue last week was captured by surveillance cameras - and police were hunting the woman's killer, her devastated husband said...

CALLING GOV. CODEY

New Jersey's Acting Gov.Richard Codey just sent me the strangest letter. Indeed, as a Jersey resident, I can say that I've never received official state correspondence so lacking in fact...

MAJOR $TATIC OVER CHILLING 9/11 SOUNDTRACK

"The tower just collapsed, and I got out! Please send somebody!" "Captain Hannon and four D.C. guys are inside . . . They're not out yet!" "United 93, we understand...

KIN-TROVERSY DOGS BIG APPLE PENSION FUND

It's all in the family at the city's largest pension system. Employees of the scandal-scarred New York City Employee Retirement System, or NYCERS, say a "surprising" number of co-workers have...

MAN IN B'KLYN ROOF PLUNGE

A man fell from the roof of a 3-story Brooklyn apartment building last night after allegedly violating a restraining order and bolting from cops, police sources said. The unidentified 28-year-old...

STADIUM DRIVE GAINING

The city's drive for a West Side stadium is set to gain some serious yardage Tuesday as the Empire State Development Corp. meets to give final approval to the project,...

NYPD DAILY BLOTTER

THE BRONX *** A 10-year-old boy disappeared from in front of his Morrisania home, police said yesterday. Kingston Jamison (above) was last seen outside 1278 Grand Concourse around 4 p.m....

CHARLES' ROYAL FIASCO; PRINCE AND CAMILLA WEDDING COULDN'T HAVE BEEN CHEESIER

Royalty went slumming yesterday, as the wedding of Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles wound up looking more like a union of commoners than the wedding of a future king....

GAZA TEENS SLAIN; FRAGILE ISRAEL-PALESTINIAN TRUCE CRUMBLING

JERUSALEM - A fragile lull in Israeli-Palestinian fighting was shattered yesterday when Israeli troops killed at least two Palestinian teenagers in Gaza, triggering a barrage of mortar bombs on Jewish...

HILL SLAMS GOP 'RIGHT-WING ROBOTS'

MINNEAPOLIS - Sen. Hillary Clinton was introduced by a Senate colleague to the state Democratic Party here as "the next great president of the United States" - and did nothing...

RED FLAGS RAI$ED; BANNER-AD DEAL STIFFING THE CITY

THE city is allowing private companies to sell banners - and reap profits - on city-owned light poles in a little-known program administered by the Department of Transportation. But none...

POKER CRAZE SWEETENING THE POTS FOR CITY'S HIDDEN CARD HOUSES

ALONG the streets of New York at almost any hour of any day - above nail salons, next to Starbucks and under corporate offices - there are hard-core gamblers dropping...

BOMBER $HELTER; YANKEE ACE JOHNSONRENTS 25G CASTLE IN SKY

The Big Unit has rented a big unit. New Yankee star Randy Johnson and his family are renting a sky-high luxury condo on the Great White Way. The 41-year-old pitcher,...

TEEN DRIVER'S FATAL MANEUVER

A risky traffic move by a Suffolk County teen caused a five-car accident that killed him and injured three others, cops said. Jesse Schuchman, 19, of Sound Beach, L.I., was...

BARING GALS' SEX SECRET; 3 IN 4 SAY THEY'RE 'SATISFIED' IN SACK

Good news from the sexual front lines: Three-quarters of American women say they're satisfied with their sex life. The authors of a new book, "Secrets of the Sexually Satisfied Woman,"...

'FLORAL ARRANGEMENT' SPARKS SUIT

A downtown florist who struggled to keep his shop going after 9/11, sued the Marriott for breach of contract, only to have the hotel serve an eviction notice. Lenny Kaufman,...

'DIAMOND SLAYER' DRUG LINK

The "cold-blooded killer" of a Midtown diamond dealer may have accepted the murder contract because he had "a raging drug problem," a senior police investigator revealed yesterday. The investigator also...

2 BOYS MISSING - KIDS, 10,DISAPPEARIN BRONX,, QUEENS

A terrified Queens mom was praying yesterday for the safe return of her young son, one of two 10-year-old boys reported missing in the city. Police combed South Jamaica in...

ROOMIE SOUGHT IN MOM SLAY

Police want to talk to the roommate of an East Harlem mother of six found fatally stabbed Friday in the third-floor stairwell of her East Harlem apartment building, The Post...

FREDDY BUILDING BAD WILL; $UPPORT FROM 'SLUMLORD'

A "slumlord" providing a generous deal on office space to mayoral candidate Fernando Ferrer has racked up astonishing numbers of building violations throughout The Bronx, documents show - and tenants...

WEIRD BUT TRUE

Seattle cops were alerted to a counterfeiting ring and nabbed a prime suspect: a 12-year-old boy. The sixth-grader used a relative's computer to create 20 realistic-looking $1 bills and then...

PILGRIMS' FAR LEAP OF FAITH ; TREK FROM ALL CORNERS FOR GLIMPSE OF PONTIFF

ON a fairly quiet evening at JFK Airport last Sunday, a stream of Italy-bound travelers slowly filed into a packed Alitalia jet, lugging carry-on bags, passports, cameras, Italian brochures -...

'ROTTWEILER' POSITIVELY REGAL IN HER GET-UP

Camilla Parker Bowles, whom Princess Diana liked to call "the Rottweiler," elicited no woofs yesterday as she finally walked down the aisle with her lover of 35 years. Instead, the...

NEW CUSTODY STRIFE IN 'CRACK KID' SAGA

Prince Isaiah Weems was a crack baby snatched from a life of tragedy by a loving foster mother who almost lost him to a bureaucratic foul-up 15 years ago -...

HIT-RUN DEATH CAUGHT ON FILM

The shocking hit-and-run death of a financial planner on Madison Avenue last week was captured by surveillance cameras - and police were on the hunt for the woman's killer, her...

ED'S TIX BLITZ - FIREMAN'S 'TAG' WAR WITH NYPD

Gang Green may love him - but the men in blue are no fans of Fireman Ed. Outraged cops flagged Edwin Anzalone - the helmet-clad chief cheerleader for the New...

GOTTA 'T-UP' RASHAD

DID you happen to catch Ahmad Rashad's taped TV powwow with Sam Cassell last Sunday? Apparently ABC's ace interviewer expended all the tough follow-up questions during his countless NBC inquisitions...

NICKLAUS BEARS HIS SOUL

AUGUSTA - Jack Nicklaus, ever the steely- faced competitor who's always tried to squeeze the best out of every golf shot he ever hit, has always been as adept at...

YOU CAN'T BE MOORE RELAXED

AUGUSTA - There have been plenty of amateurs who have introduced themselves to the world at the Masters. Matt Kuchar finished 21st here as a sophomore at Georgia Tech in...

RIVERS LIKES ANGRY FLOW OF KNICKS-NETS

Jason Kidd finally put some spice into the rivalry between the Knicks and Nets and the coach of the Celtics couldn't be happier. "I thought it was great," Doc Rivers...

STAYING HOUSEBOUND ; BOMBERS MAY BLOW OFF BOSOX RING BASH

YANKEE NOTES Unless Joe Torre instructs his players otherwise, the Yankees probably won't see the Red Sox receive their rings or raise their banner tomorrow. The way the Red Sox...

LONG, WINDING ROAD - MINAYA INSISTS THE WINS WILL COME

ATLANTA - Through the first four games of the Mets' season, manager Willie Randolph has maintained that he's not panicking, not worrying and not stressing over his team's winless start....

A HAND FROM A-ROD ; O'S 2B BLOODIED TRYING TO TURN TWO

Alex Rodriguez became a public enemy in Boston last fall for swatting a ball out of Bronson Arroyo's mitt in the ALCS, a move the Red Sox would later call...

RANDOLPH: WE'LL FIND A GROOVE

MET NOTES ATLANTA - Although the Mets entered last night as baseball's only winless team, manager Willie Randolph isn't prepared to shake things up yet. The Mets have scored just...

GIAMBI CLEARS FENCE FOR 1ST TIME IN '05

It was the hit Jason Giambi had been waiting eight months to get, and finally, yesterday against the Orioles, Giambi took one for a ride over the Yankee Stadium fence....

YANKEES RALLY TO SAVE RANDY ; RIVERA GIVES SIGH OF RELIEF

IT GETS LATE early around here, Yogi once said. Willie Randolph agrees. Five games into what would be an unacceptable fifth year without a World Championship, it even is already...

CON-VINCE-ING ; CARTER'S 45 KEEP NETS IN PLAYOFF CHASE

Nets 99 Celtics 86 Vince Carter had the urge to speak up yesterday. So he told the Nets to get after it from the start. Don't waste time. "I told...

VIJAY, PHIL MUM ON SPAT

MASTERSNOTEBOOK AUGUSTA - Talk of the Friday afternoon set-to in the Masters champion's locker room between Phil Mickelson and Vijay Singh, two of the game's heavyweights, was still buzzing around...

SIERRA'S HR CAPS 5-RUN UPRISING IN 7TH

Yankees 8Orioles 5 It is not often that a journeyman like Bruce Chen will out-pitch a future Hall of Famer like Randy Johnson, but that's what happened for six innings...

'PROSPECT' ROMPS IN OPENER

1ST RACE - This heat was over a blink after gates opened as Sarah's Prospect, 7-5 for Gill-Shuman with Aaron Gryder up, dashed to daylight lead while still in hand....

'ROAD' LOOKS UNBEATABLE ; STEINBRENNER'S COLT CAPTURES WOOD BY 17+

George Steinbrenner will be a short price to add a Kentucky Derby cup alongside his six World Series trophies May 7 at Churchill Downs, thanks to a budding superstar named...

YANKEES RALLY TO SAVE RANDY: RIVERA GIVES SIGH OF RELIEF

IT gets late early around here. Yogi once said that, now Willie Randolph agrees. Five games into what would be an unacceptable fifth year without a World Championship, it already...

RANDOLPH: MATCH-UP A CLASSIC

MET NOTES ATLANTA - Willie Randolph put it best about today's pitching duel. "A classic match-up," the Mets manager said. "Two of the all-time great pitchers." Those would be Pedro...

TURNING POINT FOR DIMARCO

AUGUSTA - Chris DiMarco could be known as golfer who had a nice pro career, earned some nice coin and won a few tournaments. Or he could be known as...

AIMING TO LOOK GOOD IN GREEN ; TIGER SURGING WHILE DIMARCO CLINGS TO LEAD

AUGUSTA - Watch out Chris DiMarco. Look out Augusta National. Brace yourself, golf world. Order looks like it might be about to be restored. Tiger Woods, 0-for-his-last-10 in major championships,...

DECLINE TO FIVE ; METS CAN'T FIND WAY TO MAKE A LIVING

Braves 6Mets 3 ATLANTA - If these Mets really want to be ambitious, the 1962 club started 0-9. Here's to the dream. There is only one winless team in baseball,...

SPIKE SPAT STICKS

MASTERS NOTES AUGUSTA - Talk of the Friday afternoon set-to in the Masters champion's locker room between Phil Mickelson and Vijay Singh, two of the game's heavyweights, was still buzzing...

METS NEARING FUTILITY BENCHMARKS

Braves 6 Mets 3 ATLANTA - If these Mets really want to be ambitious, the 1962 club started 0-9. Here's to the dream. There is only one winless team in...

TOLBERT UNSUITABLE FOR NBA ON ABC

WHAT makes ESPN's Tom Tolbert excel as an NBA analyst is what probably will get him fired eventually. He's a little too honest and a little too goofy. In sports...

WALSH: ISIAH'S DOIN' RIGHT ; INDY PREZ: KNICKS JUST NEED A CENTER

INDIANAPOLIS - Pacerspresident Donnie Walsh defended Isiah Thomas' work and believes the Knicks' situation is not as bad as Jason Kidd thinks. The Brooklyn-born Walsh, who fired Thomas as Indy...

SHOP TAMPA'S BARGAIN RACK

DON'T laugh, but the Devil Rays are awe some. Or will be awesome. OK, at the very least, they have a crop of awesome players that will help your rotisserie...

REASON FOR OPTIMISM, OR JUST A SETUP?

SO GARY Bettman and his executive mouth pieces believe that the CBA concept pres ented to the league by the PA last Monday might be workable - if the numbers...

DEER SEASON CHANGES LOOM

NEW York has submitted the proposed changes for the deer hunting season and it looks like the one major problem that existed was resolved. Off all the changes, the one...

HOMETOWN HERO - FRIENDS IN MACON SPEAK UP FOR ROCKER

MACON, Ga. - Walk into the Middlebrooks Athletic Center at First Presbyterian Day School and you immediately know where John Loy Rocker resides in the hearts and minds of those...

'ROID & WRONG IMPRESSIONS - LATINOS, PITCHERS PREVALENT IN FIRST SWEEP

As the controversy around steroids in baseball has swirled the past few years, there has been speculation about who is using steroids and who is not. Rumors circulated, accusations were...

AIMING TO LOOK GOOD IN GREEN - DIMARCO'S IN FRONT BY FOUR; TIGER LURKING

AUGUSTA - Chris DiMarco has been so close to slipping on the Masters Green Jacket, he must know what the texture of the fabric feels like. Now the trick is...

SILENT SPRING - LITTLE GOOD TO SAY ABOUT HOOPS & PUCKS THIS YEAR

IT'S quiet around here. It's too quiet. It's springtime, and baseball has blossomed, and people are fretting about the Yankees and they're killing the Mets and all of that is...

MONSTER CONTRACT - GODZILLA SWINGING FOR $75M OR MORE IN FREE AGENCY

HIDEKI Matsui is going to be the best free agent available after this season, though nobody believes he really will be available. Matsui shunned Yankee overtures this spring. He told...

THE POST'S ALL-PSAL TEAM

PLAYER OF THE YEAR Jamel Jackson Lincoln, 6-2, Sr. G Jamel Jackson watched Sebastian Telfair make crucial plays for Lincoln for three years before the guard stepped into the spotlight...

HEAD TO HEAD - RUSHER ROULETTE

Post football prognosticator Dave Blezow and columnist Steve Serby slug it out over whether the Jets should trade enigmatic sackmaster John Abraham Dave Blezow: You can make quite a highlight...