April 19, 2004

TAKING LICENSE - POLO NEAR DEAL TO GAIN CONTROL OF CHILDREN'S LINE

Polo Ralph Lauren is close to a deal to buy back its children's wear license from the S. Schwab Co., The Post has learned. An agreement has yet to be...

STARR REPORT

The best medicine Marilyn Suzanne Miller, one of the original "SNL" scribes hearkening back to 1975, will be joined by "GMA" film critic Joel Siegel Thursday to discuss "Cancer, Humor...

BOILING POINT - DRAMA SIMMERS IN **** 'RESTAURANT'

"The Restaurant" [****] (four stars) Tonight at 10 on NBC/Ch. 4 ---- MOVE over, Omarosa - there's a new villain in town. His name is Drew, and he's a 20-year-old...

'ELLEN' MAY FEEL THE HEAT FROM JANE PAULEY

ELLEN DeGeneres might have the hottest new daytime talk show on TV, but she may have to make way for Jane Pauley next fall. Pauley - whose syndicated talk show...

'JUMPER' STUMPER; STOPPARD'S LEAPS AND ZOUNDS!

MAYBE it's the dead acrobat, the British moon landing, the stripper on the swing - or the rapid-fire references to Wittgenstein, Zeno and the Radical Liberal Party. Or all of...

SURE AND ALL'S WELL IN GLOCCA MORRA

FINIAN'S RAINBOWAt the Irish Repertory Theatre, 132 W. 22nd St. Through May 30; (212) 727-2737. ---- BY paring down the book, speeding up the action and emphasizing those luscious E.Y....

WANTED: HIV BIZ - DRUGGISTS WOO AIDS PATIENTS WITH PRICEY GIFTS

From cellphones to cash kickbacks and free fax machines,independent pharmacies all over the city are rolling out the red carpet to win the lucrative business of AIDS patients away from...

GOLD BRUSH - PICASSO COULD FETCH RECORD $100M AT N.Y. AUCTION

The art world is in a surreal frenzy over a painting that could break the $100 million threshold when it goes on the auction block next month. The masterpiece expected...

WORM WARFARE - 'BORER' DESTROYING OUR WATERFRONTS

Summer's nearly here, but more than two dozen of the city's scarce waterfront-access points are either partly or totally offlimits to the public. Why? Worms. Roughly 10 percent of the...

MOB TURNCOAT 'IN DANGER'

A federal judge revealed that a would-be mob canary's life is in danger after a lawyer for reputed Bonanno boss Joseph Massino allegedly grilled the turncoat in an unauthorized prison...

U.N.-IRAQ PROGRAM REWARDED 'ASSASSIN'

WASHINGTON - In a sinister oil-for-murder plot, Saddam Hussein used the scandal-plagued U.N. oil-for-food program to set up the assassination of a prominent Iraqi exile politician, the slain man's family...

SLIM JIMS IN MANHATTAN

Thin is definitely in for white Manhattanites - they're hauling around a lot fewer pounds than the average American or the average New Yorker, a new report finds. Just 34...

$10M 8TH-GRADERS ARE OLDER, NOT WISER

A special program for over-age eighth-graders who have been held back has turned into a $10 million bust because the kids are still flunking, The Post has learned. Last year,...

KEY READING TEST TOMORROW

The city's 8-year-olds take the first big test of their young lives tomorrow - the high-stakes third-grade reading exam. The results will largely determine how many of the 80,000 third-graders...

COMPUTER TO ASSIGN SUBS

The Bloomberg administration plans to set up a new centralized computer system to rapidly assign substitutes to fill in for absent teachers throughout the city's 1,300 schools. The city Department...

SCHOOL $$ IS ELECTION TIME BOMB

GOV. PATAKI and top state lawmakers, nervously eyeing the November election, may "punt" the politically explosive issue of providing billions of dollars in extra aid to New York City schools....

MOB TURNCOAT'S LIFE 'IN DANGER'

A judge revealed that a would-be mob canary's life is in danger after a lawyer for reputed Bonanno boss Joseph Massino allegedly grilled the turncoat in an unauthorized prison meeting....

TICKETS TO A JETS GAME IN THENEW STADIUM PROPOSED WILL BE GOOD FOR FAR MORE THAN JUST ADMISSION...

Tickets to a Jets game in the lavish new stadium proposed for the West Side will be good for far more than just admission. Team President Jay Cross said plans...

WEIRD BUT TRUE

Never mind working on the pecs, guys - it's your shoes that impress women! Footwear outranks body and personality, according to a survey by the Mates condom company. Four out...

METER BREAK FOR SUNDAY WORSHIPPERS

Churchgoers in The Bronx say it's hard to praise the Lord on Sundays when you've got to keep an eye on the time - and a parking meter that's winding...

PULL PLUG ON POWER DEAL: POLS

Five New York lawmakers plan to file suit today to keep a proposed power plant in Queens from getting $400 million in state Liberty Bonds, The Post has learned. The...

KERRY VOWS TO WOO WORLD

WASHINGTON - Sen. John Kerry yesterday promised that if he's elected president, he will go hat in hand to the United Nations and travel the globe to convince foreign leaders...

BILL WARNED W. OF OSAMA: MAG

WASHINGTON - Former President Bill Clinton has told 9/11 probers he personally warned incoming President Bush to watch out for Osama bin Laden and his terrorist plots, a report claims....

'BILL' KILLS ITS MOVIE RIVALS

The "Bill" arrived, and moviegoers gladly paid it in full - propelling "Kill Bill Vol. 2" to No. 1 at the box office over the weekend. The second part of...

CITY HIT BY PERFECT WARM

The wonderfully warm weekend weather fit New Yorkers to a T - as in T-shirts and shorts. All across the Big Apple, folks yesterday swapped their winter duds for summer...

NO TALKS FOR HOSTAGE, CONDI SAYS

WASHINGTON - National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice yesterday ruled out negotiating for the release of an American soldier being held captive by terrorists in Iraq. Appearing on "Fox News Sunday,"...

DEADLY BRONX AMBUSH - TEEN SLAIN, 4 HURT

A Bronx youth was stabbed to death and four others suffered knife wounds after three thugs ambushed them behind an apartment building yesterday morning, police said. Police said Angel Meza,...

ANTI-SEMITISM GROWING: SEN

Anti-Semitism is on the rise across Europe, Sen. Charles Schumer warned hundreds of Jews who gathered in Manhattan yesterday for the annual Holocaust Remembrance Day ceremony. "To me, what is...

'FATAL' PRISON AFFAIR - GUARD & WARMUS

A married state correction officer has been busted on charges he had sex with imprisoned "Fatal Attraction" killer Carolyn Warmus - who proved the affair by giving authorities a semen...

COP DRAGNET FOR QUEENS BAR KILLER

A night of partying in Queens turned deadly for a Pennsylvania man when he was confronted by a knife-wielding tough outside a bar he had just left with his girlfriend,...

ANOTHER FIREFIGHTER BOOZE BUST

An off-duty firefighter was busted for driving drunk in Staten Island yesterday - the third embarrassing booze-related arrest involving the city's Bravest in just over a week. Firefighter Michael Criscitiello,...

A BOSS WITH NO NAME - HAMAS MUM ON NEW BIG

JERUSALEM - Defiant Hamas leaders yesterday said they've already picked a new chief to replace assassinated Gaza Strip head Abdel Aziz Rantisi - but refused to publicly name him. The...

FIREFIGHTER BOOZE BUST

An off-duty firefighter was busted and charged with driving drunk in Staten Island yesterday - the third embarrassing booze-related arrest involving the city's Bravest in just over a week. Firefighter...

NYPD DAILY BLOTTER

QUEENS * An unidentified man was killed yesterday when he fell asleep at the wheel and crashed on the Grand Central Parkway, police said. The man was heading east on...

FIRE IS. MAN DIES IN BUNGALOW BLAZE

A man was killed when a fire gutted his beach bungalow on Fire Island, officials said yesterday. Tom Woods and his housemate, Rodney Bennett, had been drinking Saturday night when...

BOY, 14, SAVED GRANNY - PAL HELD IN DEATH FIRE

A spunky teen is being hailed as a hero for saving his beloved grandmother's life during a deadly Brooklyn inferno allegedly set by a family friend. As flames closed in,...

KILLER GOT U.N. OIL 'REWARD'

WASHINGTON - In a sinister oil-for-murder plot, Saddam Hussein used the scandal-plagued U.N. oil-for-food program to set up the assassination of a prominent Iraqi exile politician, the slain man's family...

SUBWAY 'MUGGERS' TRACKED DOWN

Three teenage bandits have been busted in a string of muggings on subway trains in Manhattan and Queens, police said yesterday. Fared Hosein, 19, Joel Nieves, 18, and a 14-year-old...

BUMP DERAILS SUBWAY CAR

An L-train slammed into the safety bumpers at the end of the line in Manhattan, causing the front wheels of the first car to jump the track and slightly injuring...

KID SAVES GRANNY - PAL HELD IN DEATH FIRE

A spunky teen is being hailed as a hero for saving the life of his beloved grandmother during a deadly Brooklyn inferno allegedly set by a family friend. As flames...

NO NEGOTIATIONS FOR GI: CONDI

WASHINGTON - National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice yesterday ruled out negotiating for the release of an American soldier being held by terrorists in Iraq. Appearing on "Fox News Sunday," Rice...

FIERCE FIGHTS TAKE GI TOLL - GUERRILLAS MURDER 10 IN CLASHES ACROSS IRAQ

Bloody fighting in Iraq over the weekend killed at least 10 U.S. soldiers, including five Marines slain in the first 90 minutes of a brutal battle with guerrillas on the...

CITY TAKES A SHINE TO SPRING

The wonderfully warm and sunny weekend weather fit New Yorkers to a T - as in T-shirts and shorts. All across the Big Apple, folks yesterday swapped their winter duds...

A BOSS WITH NO NAME - HAMAS WON'T ID NEW BIG

JERUSALEM - Defiant Hamas leaders yesterday said they've already picked a new chief to replace assassinated Gaza Strip head Abdel Aziz Rantisi - but refused to publicly identify him. The...

ORGAN-IZING A COLLEGE REUNION

After seeing his college buddy laid up in a hospital intensive-care unit last December, Brian Carter learned he had something that could save his friend's life - an extra kidney....

MEGA MANIA FOR LOTTERY FANS

ALBANY - Mega Millions has become megapopular since its launch in New York two years ago. Sales of the high-payout lottery game in New York jumped 27 percent during its...

BROOKLYN HS CHESS CHAMPS

Checkmate! The kids from Brooklyn's Edward R. Murrow HS are national chess champions. Murrow triumphed over teams from 38 states in a three day tournament that wrapped up yesterday in...

CITY IS WAGING WORM WARFARE

Summer's nearly here, but more than two dozen of the city's scarce waterfront-access points are either partly or totally off-limits to the public. Why? Worms. Roughly 10 percent of the...

PRE-9/11 HIJACK DRILLS REVEALED

The military conducted exercises simulating what would happen if hijacked airliners crashed into targets two years before Sept. 11, 2001, it was reported today. The North American Aerospace Defense Command...

GEHRY LUXURY TOWER - DOWNTOWN APT. PLAN

Developer Bruce Ratner plans to use high-wattage architect Frank Gehry to design a 55-story, $210 million luxury apartment tower in lower Manhattan, after signing a deal to buy the site...

TRULY A SUPER BOWL - JETS STADIUM WOULD BE NFL'S CLASS ACT

This is definitely not your father's football stadium. The new Jets stadium proposed for the far West Side of Manhattan has more bells and whistles than all the referees in...

BATS THE TICKET - BUT A-ROD STILL CAN'T FIND STROKE

BOSTON - The problem, as Don Mattingly saw it, had as much to do with perception as performance. When a hitter encounters a difficult 11-game stretch in July, for instance,...

BATS THE TICKET - ONLY A-ROD CAN'T FIND HIS STROKE

BOSTON - There was no escaping the numbers that stalked the Yankees into this third game of the apocalypse. The more the players tried to shake them off, the closer...

I'VE GOT CANCER - DEVILS COACH BEGINS FIGHT FOR HIS LIFE

Life once more overwhelms sport, reducing to mere games our grand diversion from harsh reality. It even happens with the Stanley Cup. The Devils' loss of their crown looks trivial...

REYES' RETURN FROM DL IS STILL ON HOLD

Met Notes The earliest you will see Jose Reyes in the Mets' lineup is April 27 in Los Angeles, Jim Duquette said. "I think there is a good chance we...

ISIAH WANTS KNICKS TO TOUGH IT OUT

ISIAH THOMAS shed his role of president and general manager yesterday and donned the cap of NBA historian. After watching his Knicks endure a 107-83 trashing at the hands of...

STEVENS: I'M NOT DONE YET

The impulse to flatten the Flyers was there, Scott Stevens said, but his clearing head prevailed. "I kept tossing that around. It wasn't really a question," Stevens said yesterday. "I...

DRAW BRINGS SOME BUZZ

The good news is the Garden proved it could attract boxing fans, as 15,195 paid to see Saturday night's card. The bad news is, most of them felt they'd been...

RIVALRY MUST BE RATED 'R'

GIVEN a weekend prefaced by multi-media hype and hysteria, important truths were hard to come by. But for those who listened and watched hard enough, some truths leaked out. During...

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY

With Saturday's Lexington Stakes producing one Kentucky Derby runner in winner Quintons Gold Rush and possibly two others - Fire Slam and Song of the Sword, who finished a neck...

KNICKS: LET'S GET EVEN - HARD LOSS BITTER PILL TO SWALLOW

Lenny Wilkens had no problem with what Jason Collins did to Tim Thomas on Saturday. In fact, Wilkens wants to see one of his Knicks put the hammer down when...

NEW ROLE MAY HELP MARBURY

The Knicks plan to turn Stephon Marbury into a shooting guard tomorrow. The Nets expertly got the ball out of Marbury's hands in Game 1 Saturday, trapping him at halfcourt....

WILLIAMS TAKES NO KIDD STUFF

KNICK NOTES At least Jason Kidd learned one valuable lesson in Game 1 of the Lincoln Tunnel Series. Not to mess with second-year Knick point guard Frank Williams. Williams has...

BATS, BULLPEN STOP BLEEDING - QUANTRILL SHINES AS YANKS END SLIDE

Yankees 7 - Red Sox 3 BOSTON - It wasn't Willis Reed limping onto the Garden floor to lead the Knicks to an NBA title but Paul Quantrill certainly delivered...

BUC-SKINNED - PIRATES POUND METS TO FINISH SERIES SWEEP

Pirates 8 - Mets 1 Mike Piazza misses pitch by wide margin as he strikes out in fourth inning of 8-1 loss to Pirates yesterday at Shea Over the past...

CONTRERAS CAN'T CUT IT

BOSTON - This should have been the best moment of the season for the Yankees. Finally the offense was asserting the relentless nature predicted for it. But the euphoria of...

IN LIFE, THERE ARE NO TIMEOUTS

NINETY percent. Eighty-five percent. Fifty percent. These are not numbers from the Stanley Cup playoff penalty-killing chart. These are numbers from a colon cancer Website chart documenting survival rates for...

LOFTON, DE PAULA GO ON DL - PITCHER MIGHT NEED SURGERY ON ELBOW

YANKEE NOTES BOSTON - Kenny Lofton's uneven start to a Yankee career that guarantees him $6.2 million for two seasons took another misstep yesterday when the center fielder and leadoff...

CAN'T GET MUCH LOWE-ER

BOSTON - The scuffling Yankees eschewed batting practice yesterday, but later they battered Boston's Derek Lowe like a BP pitcher. Working on 10 days' rest due to two recent rainouts,...

A LOT TO GLOVE ABOUT LEE

BOSTON - The Yankees heard much about Travis Lee's defensive prowess at first base. Seeing it live was worth the wait. Coming off a rehab assignment for a balky left...

NETS MAKE NO EXCUSES FOR WINNING

The Knicks are ticked. They watched a teammate taken out on a stretcher. And they insinuated it could get ugly. They hinted there could be retaliation. The Nets' response? They...

DEFENSEGETS 'EM RUNNING

It is your big brother standing behind you. It is a security blanket without equal. It is the Nets' defense. And it is why the Nets believe their running game...

JEFFERSON ESCAPES WRATH OF NBA

As Jason Kidd walked toward the horde of media types descending with pads, pens and assorted recording devices, Richard Jefferson whooped it up in the background: "Jay, I'm playing, I'm...

JOE HAS FAITH IN DONNIE - LETS MATTINGLY GIVE PEP TALK TO BOMBERS

YANKEE NOTES BOSTON - How much trust does Joe Torre have in Don Mattingly? Eleven games into Mattingly's first season as the hitting coach, Torre asked the Yankee legend to...

SEO BUNGLES BIG CHANCE

Jae Seo pitched himself off the major league roster and out of the Mets' plans this spring. After getting a reprieve only to be shelled 8-1 by light-hitting Pittsburgh in...