August 10, 2003

BULL'S EYE

Embarrassador Ad legend Carl Spielvogel's back in the advertising game, with a new and improved moniker of Ambassador. The former chairman of Backer Spielvogel Bates dropped out of Madison Avenue's...

I'M STARVED FOR REAL TALK ; CHIT-CHAT WITH THE STARS ON JAY AND DAVE IS HUGE BORE

DO you really care what LL Cool J thinks about the character he plays in the new "S.W.A.T." movie? What about the fun Kate Hudson said she had while making...

STARR REPORT

Arnold: Kimmel's toke(n) of appreciation Well, it's already starting for "Ah-nuld." Just a night after telling Jay Leno he's running for governor of California, Ar nold Schwarzenegger got the business...

WHERE TO EAT AFTER ... THE CENTENNIAL OF FLIGHT EXHIBIT

Rockefeller Center celebrates the 100th anniversary of the Wright Brothers' first flight at Kitty Hawk, N.C., with a spectacular tribute to the history of aviation called "Centennial of Flight." It's...

BREAKING UP: THE HEALTHIEST THING?

"What's he like?" I asked, huffing. "Because I simply won't get involved with anyone now unless it is perfect."So here's a dilemma: You're in a good mood, single in the...

FILMS WITH SEOUL

HOW'S this for a plot? A schoolgirl hooker (Lee So- yun) is murdered at the behest of her evil teacher, chopped up by a gang, put back together by a...

OUT OF THE DOGHOUSE

Starting today, all Starwood properties - including W, Westin and Sheraton - will not only welcome dogs, they'll roll out the red carpet. The hotels will provide special bowls for...

HIGH NOTES & LOW NOTES

Don't believe the hype: Elefant's Argentinian-American hottie Diego Garcia went way over the top last weekend, when he opened for Stellstarr* at the Bowery Ballroom. Working it like a porn...

CYNIC TURNED SEXPOT LIZ PHAIR DOESN'T WANT TO BE COOL ANYMORE

Be careful what you wish for. Ex-indie rock queen Liz Phair says she wanted people to be excited about the release of her fourth album - and they certainly are....

MILLER TIME'S OVER THE RISE AND FALL OF THE DECADE'S RICHEST SIBLINGS

It was a fairy tale - well, three. The blond Miller sis ters, raised in Hong Kong and Europe, burst onto the Manhattan social scene in the 1990s with their...

SHOPAHOLIC: I DARE YOU: CAN DESIGNER MICHELLE SMITH PUT TOGETHER A GREAT LOOK FOR ONLY $100?

As a little girl, fashion designer Michelle Smith was always drawing, sketching and painting. She always had a love of clothes, and when she was old enough, enrolled at the...

WHEN CLASSIC TV SHOWS GO GAY

From "Will & Grace" and "Queer Eye" to "Boy Meets Boy," it seem that television is having a love affair with gay-themed programs. To that end, we updated some of...

BUSH: IT'S A 'LONG-TERM' EFFORT

President Bush yesterday called the war in Iraq a "long-term undertaking" that is necessary to stability in the Middle East and security in the United States. In his weekly radio...

HAMPTONS DIARY

BETSEY Johnson got an early birthday gift on Friday night at Jean-Luc East. Johnson, having a quiet meal at the East Hampton eatery, saw Barbara Walters eating paella at a...

4 MORE GIS HURT IN IRAQ ATTACKS

Amid fears of new terrorist attacks, American soldiers were wounded yesterday when rebels fired on them with a rocket-propelled grenade as they patrolled Iraq's northern city of Kirkuk, officials said....

WITNESSES SUPPORT COPS' STORY IN HARLEM KNIFE-MAN SLAYING

At least three witnesses have told investigators the man shot by cops in Harlem had been drinking when he appeared to lunge at a vice cop with a folding knife....

VERY FUNNY! BOMB-QUIP PILOT BUSTED

Cops arrested an Air France pilot and canceled his flight at Kennedy Airport after he allegedly told a security screener he had a bomb in his shoe. Philippe Riviere, 51,...

NYPD DAILY BLOTTER

Brooklyn A badly shot-up 25-year-old man was dropped off at a hospital in Bushwick by a motorist who then fled the scene in his vehicle, police said. Cops responded to...

SHOT TOT'S KIN IN HOSP BEDSIDE VIGIL

A 3-year-old Brooklyn boy remained in critical condition yesterday after he was shot in the head by his 9-year-old cousin who was playing with an illegal gun he had found...

ARNIE'S DEM DAME ; MARIA LEADS THRONG IN ROARS FOR HUBBY

Terminatrix Maria Shriver came out slugging for husband Arnold Schwarzenegger yesterday, saying in her first campaign appearance that she was "100 percent" behind his bid to become California's next Ubermensch....

ARNIE'S POLL VAULT; FILM STAR ROARS AHEAD IN FIRST CALIF. SURVEY

Lifelong Democrat Maria Shriver came out slugging for GOP hubby Arnold Schwarzenegger yesterday as a new poll showed the Teutonic automaton would cream the competition in the race for governor...

THE PATH FROM PERMIT TO PISTOL

The following are the steps to putting a finger on the trigger: * The four-page NYPD gun-permit application is available from any precinct station house. Applicants must list a reason...

ARNIE'S POLL VAULT ; FILM STAR ROARS AHEAD IN FIRST CALIF. SURVEY

Lifelong Democrat Maria Shriver came out slugging for GOP hubby Arnold Schwarzenegger yesterday as a new poll showed the Teutonic automaton would cream the competition in the race for governor...

ONE THING'S FOR SURE, HE'S NOT IN IT FOR THE MONEY

LOS ANGELES - Call him Conan the Financier. Arnold Schwarzenegger, one of the world's highest-paid actors, has stashed millions of dollars in Fortune 500 companies, according to his financial disclosure...

FLASHY FED FORESAW BIN LADEN'S TERROR

A dapper dresser, an Elaine's regular, a lover of women, John O'Neill was one of the few people who could have understood exactly what was happening to him when he...

HISTORY LOADED WITH THE FAMOUS GETTING FAVORED TREATMENT

Eleanor Roosevelt said she needed a gun for "protection." James Cagney wanted one for "target practice." Jackie Gleason packed heat because he carried lots of cash, and Lou Gehrig described...

BAD-HEALTH HELL AT WTC

Thousands of New Yorkers say they still suffer from the World Trade Center attacks - and they are reaching out to help hot lines in numbers greater than last year,...

HERO LIRR CONDUCTOR BEATEN UP

A train conductor who tried to stop a group of rowdy riders from harassing a young couple yesterday was beaten by the thugs, then struck by one of their cars...

COMPTROLLER AIDE QUITS AMID B'KLYN DA PROBE

A KEY figure in the investigation of alleged political corruption in Brooklyn has suddenly quit her $80,000-a-year job in Comptroller Bill Thompson's office, The Post has learned. Jacqueline Ward, a...

WILD, WILD WEST: GOV-RUN RUCKUS IN RECALL-IFORNIA

ONE more reason never to move out of New York: California. While, yes, we do have Mayor Bloomberg, at least we don't have a computer nerd who sells bloomies running...

NYERS GOING BALLISTIC; BUT GETTING A PERMIT IS A TOTAL CRAPSHOOT

The plumber, the lawyer, the jewelry maker - all packing heat. A Post review of more than 3,000 New Yorkers with current permits to carry a gun revealed a cross...

FEDS LAUNCH LONG-TERM STUDIES

Long-term studies to monitor the health effects of the World Trade Center attacks on New Yorkers are getting under way. A 20-year study conducted by the city Department of Health...

JUNKIES' CLICK FIX; MORE RX ADDICTS SCORING ON WEB

Donny is a married lawyer with a successful Midtown practice - and a full-fledged addiction to Ambien, a prescription sleeping pill. "A year ago, my doctor gave it to me...

ROCCO'S HORRID REALITY TV SHOW

THERE was so much fuss after I showed up on NBC's "The Restaurant" last week, you would have thought I had just done a big thong and dance number on...

IRON MIKE'S LOST GOLD

INCONCEIVABLE, but Mike Tyson (above) went through $300 million. Do you have any idea how much that is? I don't either. But I'm thinking four dinners at Rocco's - at...

WHAT A REVOLTING DEVELOPMENT THIS IS

HOW is it possible that our once-great city has been taken over by disgusting, scary, gray-haired, thieving, beady-eyed, predators? No, I'm not talking about politicians - I'm talking about the...

FEDS SNARE 'NET PHARMS

The Food and Drug Administration has gone after several Web sites in violation of federal law for selling controlled substances without a license or for dispensing other drugs without getting...

WEIRD BUT TRUE

A cop car speeding away from a bank robbery ... what's wrong with that picture? Police in Manchester, Mass. suspect that the robber who ripped off a Fleet Bank branch...

TERMINATOR'S WIFE CAN CRACK THE WHIP

Call her Hillary Schwarzenegger. Insiders say rail-thin, 47-year-old Maria Shriver will be a powerhouse addition to husband Arnold's campaign for governor of California - and a valuable member of his...

MEL KICKS BOOZE WITH A 'PASSION'

"Mad Mel" Gibson - whose controversial, blood-drenched new Jesus flick has evangelical Christians swooning - says he's kicked the booze. "I used to drink six bottles of beer for breakfast,...

IT'S SURE TO BE WILD: PLENTY OF CARD SHARKS IN NL PLAYOFF RACE

STANDING on the field at Fenway Park recently, Bobby Valentine mentioned that as a baseball fan, his allegiances switch nightly in the National League as he determines which combination of...

POWER PROUD OF SEASON

An unexpected run for the playoffs ended last weekend when the Power fell 3-2 to the Boston Breakers at Mitchel Field. But that couldn't put a damper on a roller-coaster...

BROWN WANTS U.S. TO STRESS 'TEAM'

Time is a four-letter word. And when it's preparation time for the USA Basketball Team, coaches have strung together more than one four-letter word. The lack of prep time -...

SIMON IS NO SOLUTION ; SLATS FAILS TO REVIVE RANGERS

IF Chris Simon is the answer, I'm not sure I can even begin to imagine the question. But then, if Glen Sather's goal this offseason was to lower expectations going...

NOTHING BUT PROS IN CONN.

LOCAL GOLF August is a good time to grab your clubs and head to Connecticut. The Nutmeg State has a bunch of decent public courses, many of them no more...

IF K-MART GOES, GARNETT COULD LAND IN SWAMP

Kenyon Martin's unhappiness with the Nets' contract extension offer has led him to request a trade, something the Nets already have discussed with Portland for Rasheed Wallace as a possible...

MAYBE THEY CAN CALL 'EM THE BROOKLYN NETS

THIS is a project for the dreamers for now, for the romantics who have always yearned for Brooklyn's return to the realm of major leagues, who have never quite gotten...

B'KLYN-BRED BOCCHINO DREAMS BIG

DURING his Little League days at Our Lady of Grace Church in Gravesend, young Anthony Bocchino used to imagine himself as New York's next baseball star. Until college, he never...

HOLES FROM HELL! AREA COURSES PROVIDE PLENTY OF NIGHTMARES

Every golfer has a blow-up hole. A hole so bad, so hated, so diabolical, you want to blow it up with dynamite. In one's mind, a dastardly designed hole might...

'SHAKE' HEADS VANDERBILT FIELD

SARATOGA SPRINGS - The call the Old Spa "the graveyard of favorites," and that was certainly true last Sunday when Empire Maker lost the Jim Dandy at 1-5. But overall,...

TEST OF A CHAMPION PLAYER OF YEAR TITLE ON LINE FOR PERRY, OTHERS AT PGA SHOWDOWN

THE winner of the 85th PGA Championship this week at Oak Hill Country Club in Rochester will not only be the final major winner of the season, but could clinch...

ONE MORE SHOCKEY SHOCKER

GIANT NOTES ALBANY - Jeremy Shockey's contention in the upcoming issue of Maxim is that several of his teammates have girls on the side on the road in various cities....

ROTO READERS PROVIDE MUCH-NEEDED RELIEF

WE'VE RECEIVED plenty of mail in past months for the Open Mike portion of Rotisserie Files, and we're proud to report that our readers are clever and quick-witted. But some...

SHOCKEY: I'M SORRY APOLOGIZES AFTER SITDOWN WITH FASSEL

ALBANY - There were no strings attached to Jeremy Shockey's back yesterday as he issued a team-sponsored apology for the ranting, raving and off-the-wall comments circulating through various publications. But...

'CIDE' TRAVERS HOPES IMPROVING

SARATOGA SPRINGS - With the Aug. 23 Travers Stakes less than two weeks away, Funny Cide's status is still up in the air. He appears to have recovered after spiking...

TOM'S AMAZIN' '04-CAST BRAVE MOVES CAN REVIVE METS

PHOENIX - When Tom Glavine looks around the clubhouse of the last-place Mets, he's transported as if in a time warp. It's 1990 all over again, and Glavine's club is...

DYKSTRA WOWED BY DUNCAN

MET NOTES PHOENIX - Lenny Dykstra watched every move Jeff Duncan made Friday night, and the former Mets center fielder is clearly impressed by the rookie. Dykstra, who was at...

HEALTHY COWART SAYS HE WON'T BE 'AVERAGE'

There have been times, Jets linebacker Sam Cowart revealed to The Post, that he's found himself sitting in a dark office at Weeb Ewbank Hall watching tapes of him playing...

BERNIE'S BAT WOES CONTINUE

YANKEE NOTES Joe Torre was ready to sit Bernie Williams again yesterday, giving his ailing left shoulder another 24 hours to rest. Then Williams took batting practice and changed his...

MECHE MASTERS BOMBERS WITH ANOTHER GEM

A pair of shoulder surgeries robbed Seattle's Gil Meche of two big-league seasons and a chance to pitch in the playoffs. But after dominating the Yankees for the second time...

ANDY DANDY, BUT MECHE IS BETTER ; MARINERS SPOIL DAY FOR LEFTY, YANKEES

Mariners 2Yankees 1 This is life suddenly for Andy Pettitte. Every fifth day, hard luck defined. Pettitte took the Yankee Stadium hill yesterday and threw his first complete game of...

AARON: I'LL SNAP OUT OF SLUMP

An established player replacing a popular veteran on a first-place club is always going to feel pressure to perform. But stepping into the Yankee clubhouse and the caldron that is...

HARD LUCK HAMMERS PETTITTE ONCE AGAIN

THREE runs allowed in 17-plus innings over consecutive starts and Andy Pettitte didn't win either game. It stinks to be so brilliant again and have Gil Meche come up smelling...

BOONE CERTAIN HE CAN END HIS BRONX BOMBING

An established player replacing a popular veteran on a first-place club is always going to feel pressure to perform. But stepping into the Yankee clubhouse and the cauldron that is...

GIL'S GAINING BIG-GAME REP

A pair of shoulder surgeries robbed Seattle's Gil Meche of two big-league seasons and a chance to pitch in the playoffs. But after dominating the Yankees for the second time...

'CONN' SHOCKS SPA FEATURE

SARATOGA SPRINGS - The toteboard almost exploded at the Old Spa yesterday as 24-1 Whitmore's Conn charged from off the pace under Jean-Luc Samyn to win the Grade 1, $500,000...

STRAHAN'S TOE-RIFFIC

ALBANY - True to his word, Michael Strahan was on the field yesterday, practicing despite the broken right pinky toe that kept him out of Thursday's pre-season loss to the...

DUNCAN A BIG HIT WITH DYKSTRA

MET NOTES PHOENIX - Lenny Dykstra watched every move Jeff Duncan made on Friday night, and the former Mets center fielder is clearly impressed by the rookie. Dykstra, who was...

ANTI-HUNTERS DEALT LEGAL SETBACK

A recent ruling by a federal judge has made it very difficult for animal rights organizations to challenge the right to hunt and said wildlife professionals should be the only...

TAGS LETS FANS DOWN ; NFL COMMISH IGNORES OWNERS' GREED

FACE IT, we knew what we were going to get when baseball named Bud Selig its commissioner. The fix was in from the start. His only constituency would be team...

LITTLE LEAGUE JUST TOO BIG ; BIG-TIME PRESSURE OF GAMES ON TV NOT WHAT KIDS NEED

KIDS want a uniform and, after the game, ice cream. They like to play video games, not be one, but adults intrude. Of all grown-up activities, their favorite one is...

THE INSIDERS: THE POST TAKES YOU BEHIND THE LOCKER-ROOM DOORS

Pepitone plays to the crowd Former Yank a hit a Gallagher's Joe Pepitone, who first brought the hair dryer into the Yankees clubhouse, was a big hit when Signature Bank...

FRANCO FAILS IN NINTH : METS FALL ON HOMER BY FINLEY

D'backs 2 Mets 1 PHOENIX - The most meaningful thing that happened for the Mets last night was that Jae Weong Seo registered a no-decision. If you're a sentimental sort,...