GORGEOUS WIVES’ TALE

What’s up with these guys who have the most gorgeous wives in the world, and can’t wait to cheat on them? Take Kobe Bryant. Or don’t. Four and a half seconds after the prosecutor in Eagle, Colo., announced an indictment against the Lakers basketballer for sexually assaulting a young woman, Kobe and wife Vanessa issued their own press release. Originally, Bryant said, “I’d never do anything like that.” On Friday, he changed his story to, “I made the mistake of adultery.” OK, so what he meant was not like that, but like this.