April 13, 2003

RETURN OF DREXEL - FRED JOSEPH'S REBORN FIRM TAKES ON THE BIG BOYS

The shop that changed the face of corporate America 20 years ago - and then disappeared - is back together again. Many of the original A-team from the once-feared Drexel...

OIL SPOILS TO WAIT - END OF HUSSEIN REIGN WON'T SHOWER IRAQ IN CASH

Now that Saddam Hussein's regime has been toppled, many expect a rush to claim the spoils of war - namely Iraqi oil. But massive political instability, new technologies and rising...

FOOD DUO BUCKS GLOOMY ECONOMY

With a portfolio that includes some of the city's best-known restaurants, New York's Glazier Group will rarely be mistaken for a mom-and-pop company. Technically, though, Peter Glazier and his wife...

MEET THE PARENTS? NOT THIS TIME

There's nothing in life like timing. Last week I asked the question: How do you cope when your parents come to town to meet your boyfriend, and they disgree about...

VICTORIA CLARKE

NEXT BIG DEAL VICTORIA Clarke may be most recognized these days as the Pentagon's no-nonsense spokeswoman, but she's got plenty of TV experience and has made a nice career out...

BEWARE THE BUNNY

Easter is no holiday for bunnies. Hundreds of them are abandoned every year, especially in the weeks and months following Easter Sunday. Too often, rabbits are purchased at pet stores...

THE GIRL IN THE HOOD

Don't ask Judy Marte if she wants to be an actress, because you'll probably get the same indignant answer we got when we put that query to the 19-year-old: "I...

STARR REPORT

Direct from Chad: 'SVU's' Lowe point "Law & Order: SVU" is ramping up for May sweeps with some interesting casting and directing choices. "Queer As Folk" star Gale Harold, who...

BRIAN HEIDIK GRABS THE REMOTE

Winner, "Survivor: Thailand;" Actor, "Beach House" "Alias" is the one TV show that we can watch that enables us to lose ourselves. It is so much fun. "The Dead Zone"...

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SCUD STUD?

Twelve years ago, Arthur Kent was in the same position that Greg Kelly finds himself in now - he became a star overnight. But then he disappeared. The NBC reporter...

HIGH NOTES & LOW NOTES

Big blue suedes to fill: Pushing her debut album, "To Whom it May Concern," Lisa Marie Presley spent the week telling Diane Sawyer about sex with Jacko, telling Howard Stern...

SALE! - THIS WEEK'S BARGAINS

CLOTHES Zero 225 Mott St., between Prince and Spring streets (212) 925-3849. Sale: April 16 through April 23 Open: Mon.-Fri., 12:30 to 7 p.m./Sat., Sun., 12:30 to 6:30 p.m. Samples...

SHOPAHOLIC - I DARE YOU: CAN DESIGNER LISA KULSON PUT TOGETHER A GREAT LOOK FOR ONLY $100

Theory addicts will soon have a new fashion compulsion. Lisa Kulson, the designer behind the chic basics label that's a staple in every stylish, un-fussy girl's wardrobe (Jennifer Aniston and...

CYCLONE FEVER SWEEPS B'KLYN

Diehard fans began lining up at KeySpan Park in Coney Island yesterday morning to scoop up tickets for the Brooklyn Cyclones, which go on sale today. The team's home opener...

SHORTFALL IS TAXING - BLOOMBERG WOES GROW AS PROJECTED REVENUE SHRINKS

Mayor Bloomberg's budget headaches continue to grow with new figures showing likely shortfalls in revenue that City Hall hoped was already in the bank. Two days before the mayor delivers...

STRAW HAS A GRASP - FALLEN BASEBALL HERO SAYS PRISON STINT SCARED HIM STRAIGHT

TAMPA - Darryl Strawberry knows what you're thinking. After watching his son Jordan play basketball yesterday, Strawberry was asked by The Post why people should believe he can finally beat...

U.S. NABS THUGS CARRYING BLOOD MONEY

U.S. troops detained 59 men on a bus near Iraq's western border who were carrying $630,000 in $100 bills - money earmarked for use as rewards for killing American soldiers....

HARLEM FIREHOUSE FIGHTING THE AX

Firefighters and residents rallied in front of a Harlem firehouse yesterday, trying to prevent its closing due to Mayor Bloomberg's budget cuts. Engine Co. 36 is one of eight houses...

ALLIES BAG TOP BIOCHEM BRAIN - SCI-GUY'S SURRENDER A BIG BREAKTHROUGH

Saddam Hussein's top scientific adviser surrendered yesterday - a move being hailed as a major help in unearthing Iraq's huge stockpile of weapons of mass destruction. Gen. Amer al-Saadi -...

IT'S A LOOT OF WORK STOPPING MARAUDERS

Harried M-16-toting U.S. Marines struggled to restore order in Baghdad yesterday as looters rampaged across the lawless capital. Five days after U.S. troops took much of the ancient city, American...

BUTCHER'S BRASS RATS RUN AS TROOPS GET SLAUGHTERED

WASHINGTON - Saddam Hussein's military commanders forced their troops to hold their positions and face slaughter by American forces while they vanished into the darkness in a final act of...

EVEN HERE IT'S 'LADIES NEED NOT APPLY'

If you think stuffed suits in stuffed arm chairs at private gentlemen's clubs are obsolete in politically correct Manhattan, think again. There are even private clubs for ladies on the...

KING AND JESTERS AT THIS RALLY

AUGUSTA, Ga. -There was an Elvis sighting at Martha Burk's much-anticipated rally at Augusta National Golf Club yesterday - Mac Elvis, that is, who showed up with the requisite long...

WOMEN SWING AT CLUB - PROTESTERS: MASTERS MAKING A MISS-TAKE

There was more than the game of golf happening at the prestigious Masters tournament yesterday as some 40 activists protested outside the austere Augusta National, demanding an end to the...

MARINES RACING TO BUTCHER'S BASTION

U.S. Marines in Iraq rolled north yesterday to confront what could be Saddam Hussein's last holdout as President Bush warned that "hard fighting" may still lie ahead for troops putting...

NYPD DAILY BLOTTER

QUEENS * A 21-year-old woman escaped the clutches of two drunken men who tried to make sexual advances after they abducted her off a Jackson Heights street, cops said. The...

MURDER RAP OVER 'STAGED' SMASHUP

A grand-jury yesterday slapped murder charges on 22-year-old Brooklyn man who allegedly killed a 71-year-old grandmother by ramming into her car during an auto crash he staged as part of...

HIT-RUN DRIVER NEARLY KILLS QNS. BICYCLIST, 10

An early spring evening of fun on a bicycle ended in tragedy for a 10-year- old Queens boy last night - when he was run over and left in "extremely...

LOOTS OF LUCK IN IRAQ AS RESIDENTS GO WILD

On the very first day of liberation, the newly independent Iraqi citizens took President Bush's words, "Your nation will soon be free," to heart by stealing everything that was and...

JUSTICE IS BLIND

For more than six years the parents of JonBenet Ramsey, John and Patsy, have been the lead murder suspects in the minds of, well, everyone except, of course, themselves. Last...

PENN IS MIGHTY CARELESS WITH GUN

Hollywood is just so much more fabulous than real life. In real life, regular Joes can't walk and chew gum at the same time - in Hollywood stars can't pack...

YOU'VE GOT E-MAIL . . .

John Dell: In the spirit of the recent smoking ban, I offer the following suggestions: The Pedestrian E-ZPass - mandatory implementation of an E-ZPass microchip in each NYC pedestrian, charging...

GOOD FOR NO FARE: TOKEN BELL TOLLS

The last train has left the station for subway tokens. After 50 years of use, the sale of brass tokens - embossed with the logo "Good For One Fare" -...

GUARD'S 'GANG' RAPE ANGUISH

A female guard at an upstate prison fears she has been targeted for rape by members of the Bloods gang after she helped bust their jail drug-smuggling operation, prison documents...

MT. SINAI STAR SURGEON IN TRAGIC HEART-VALVE MISTAKE

In a rare error, the chief cardiothoracic surgeon at Mount Sinai Hospital implanted a mechanical heart valve upside-down, state Health Department officials told The Post. Mount Sinai was hit with...

GOD'S REAL ESTATE & AMERICA'S LUCK

ONE of the greatest blessings enjoyed by the United States is that God hasn't claimed any local real estate. The insistence in so much of the world that one divinity...

BIG BROTHER APPLE - SMILE! SPY-CAM EYES SEE ALL IN CITY

Put on your close-up face when tucking into your foie gras at Alain Ducasse's new restaurant, Mix. Look sharp when you pass the construction site for the new Bloomberg News...

BIG BROTHER APPLE - SPY-CAM EYES SEE ALL IN CITY

Put on your close-up face when tucking into your foie gras at Alain Ducasse's new restaurant, Mix. Look sharp when you pass the construction site for the new Bloomberg News...

'53 SWIMMERS STIR UP HS ALMA WATER

The city's 1953 high-school swimming champs from Brooklyn Tech competed again for the first time in 50 years - against students at their old school. "I want to know who...

PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT - DRUMMER: IMPOSTER BEATS ALL

Mike Portnoy, drummer for the rock band Dream Theater, might have thought someone was having a little fun with him on April Fool's Day as he drove to Manhattan's 115th...

WEIRD BUT TRUE

A murder trial in Australia was halted - after the victim was found alive. Natasha Ryan, 18, turned up during the trial of Lenoard Fraser, 51, who was accused of...

AILING UPSTATER MAY HAVE SARS

An upstate New York man who recently returned from a business trip to China is now exhibiting signs of the flu-like respiratory disease that is ravaging Asia, officials said yesterday....

MARINE IS LAID TO REST IN B'KLYN

The rain clouds parted over Brooklyn as the procession for Marine Lance Cpl. William White entered the Elim International Fellowship for a somber funeral ceremony yesterday. White, 24, drowned on...

COPS IN GAS MASK FUROR

State troopers on security duty on city-bound Metro-North and LIRR trains say a new ruling by their bosses that bars them from pre-assembling their gas masks could endanger lives, according...

HOMEWARD BOUND - EX-POW JESSICA BACK ON U.S. SOIL

America's sweetheart soldier, Jessica Lynch, touched down on U.S. soil yesterday for the first time after recovering from eight harrowing days as a POW. The 19-year-old private first class was...

BAGHDAD NOTEBOOK

After 23 years in exile, Iraqi journalist Kamran al-Karadaghi, 64, is finally returning home. And the chief editor and deputy director of Radio Free Iraq in Czechoslovakia, a division of...

GOOD IN EMBED - NEWS STUDS CONQUER TV FAME & FANS

A brave new breed of TV news stars has emerged from the rubble of Saddam Hussein's crushed regime. Although Iraq's crazy information minister "Baghdad Bob" Mohammed Saeed-al Sahhaf got most...

FRANTIC SEARCH OF JAILS

Desperate Iraqi families are hoping that the liberation of their country is not just a figure of speech. Relatives of Saddam Hussein's political prisoners have begun searching jails all over...

BLAIR 'TOONS UP FOR 'SIMPSONS' ROLE

British Prime Minister Tony Blair is known for his animated personality - with good reason. On Friday, producers of "The Simpsons" stopped by 10 Downing St. and recorded Blair's voice...

U.S. MUST GET SADDAM: POLL

More than two-thirds of Americans believe it's essential to kill or capture Saddam Hussein - and about the same number think he's still alive. Newsweek magazine said a recent poll...

SYRIAN KILLS GI GUARDING HOSPITAL

A Marine guarding a hospital in Baghdad was gunned down yesterday by a Syrian militant disguised as a groundskeeper, U.S. military officials said. The ambush happened outside a medical center...

SICKO PERV PUT VICTIM ON PARADE

Accused Syracuse sicko John Jamelske brazenly showed off his final teen sex slave in front of a group of his twisted pals several times during her six-month ordeal, introducing her...

PERV'S SICK PARADE - SHOWED OFF GIRL TO FELLOW FIENDS

Accused Syracuse sicko John Jamelske brazenly showed off his final teen sex slave in front of a group of his twisted pals several times during her six-month ordeal, introducing her...

JETS GM IN A BAD WAY - MISTAKES WITH COLES, MORTON WERE TERRY-BLE

TERRY Bradway's miscalculations cost the Jets their kick returner extraordinaire, Chad Morton, and an extra draft choice for the loss of their best wide receiver, Laveranues Coles. But at least...

OTTAWA'S YASHIN OBSESSION SILLY - CITY'S EMBARRASSING ITSELF

BOSTON - It is the capital of the country that lectures down to the States at every opportunity while its messengers constantly remind us of its hockey sophistication and moral...

SNOW'S PARTY IS OVER - GOALIE EXPECTED GAME 2 BARRAGE

OTTAWA - Garth Snow said after his shutout in Game 1 that the best save he had to make was against his own team in warm-ups. He figured it would...

FORMER GRADY H.S. STAR WANTS A CHANCE

Jerome Richardson helped Grady win a PSAL championship as a senior more than two years ago and thought he still had plenty of good basketball left in him. "I just...

MORE SHOTS TO BE STRUCK IN PRIVATE

LOCAL GOLF The stiff winds of a bumpy economy are slowly turning against the public golfer. Citing a changing financial landscape, a number of upscale, daily-fee courses in the metropolitan...

DEVILS FIGURE TO SEE HACKETT

BOSTON - There's no point in waiting. The Bruins are expected to make the desperate goaltending change today that is nearly their last hope to turn around this playoff series...

CONGAREE COPS CARTER

If Aqueduct were the only racetrack Congaree ever raced over, he'd go down as the greatest horse in history. By winning yesterday's Grade 1, $350,000 Carter Handicap - one of...

'EMPIRE' GETS IT DONE - CAPTURES WOOD, SETS SIGHTS ON RUN FOR ROSES

In the days leading up to yesterday's Grade 1, $750,000 Wood Memorial at Aqueduct, trainer Bobby Frankel and jockey Jerry Bailey said loud and clear that, while they wanted their...

HIDEKI GETS EARLY HALL CALL

YANKEE NOTES Ten games into his career and Hideki Matsui is already in the Hall of Fame. Cooperstown came calling after Matsui's performance Tuesday in which he became the first...

THANK GODZ! - MATSUI'S SINGLE IN 9TH SAVES DAY VS. LOWLY RAYS

Yankees 5 - Devil Rays 4 Hideki Matsui was having such a miserable game yesterday that it looked as if his honeymoon was over. It was bad enough that Matsui...

ROBERTO FEELING SAFE AT HOME

SAN JUAN - The standing ovations for Roberto Alomar the last two nights have been a dream come true as he has finally gotten the chance to wear a major-league...

THE DREAM'S JUST STARTING

YOU had a nightmare that a staff with 45 career postseason victories had a playoff series where it suddenly couldn't get anybody out. Weird thing was, the pitchers wore the...

OTB OPEN ON PALM SUNDAY

For the first time in history, New York City Off-Track Betting announced yesterday it plans to open today, Palm Sunday, to accept wagers, in defiance of the N.Y. State Racing...

TIGER'S MOVIN' ON UP - TRAILS BY FOUR AFTER NEARLY MISSING CUT

AUGUSTA - The prom king, stuck in the mud somewhere in the swamps of Augusta National, nearly didn't make it to the big Sunday dance. But day's end, the king...

MAGGERT, WEIR FACE MAJOR FIGHT

AUGUSTA - Jeff Maggert might as well be your kid's sixth-grade math teacher. Mike Weir might as well be your neighborhood grocer. Or vice- versa. With no disrespect intended toward...

PUERTO REEK-O - ANOTHER SAN JUAN STINKER FOR METS

SAN JUAN - As his $122 million collection of veteran talent bumbles defensively and stumbles on offense, Art Howe's "E-ZPass" managerial style is getting put to the test. Howe was...

GOLDEN BEAR MAY PASS ON MASTERS

AUGUSTA - Jack Nicklaus hinted yesterday that, depending how he's feeling and the conditions of the course at Augusta National, it's very possible that this could have been his last...

WELL, THEY WON'T SWEEP - ISLES SNOWED UNDER AS SENS EVEN SERIES

OTTAWA - The Senators didn't lose two consecutive games on their home ice all season. They still haven't. The Sens continued that trend into this Eastern Conference quarterfinal series with...

KNICKS COULD USE HIM - DON: IF VUJANIC COMES, HE'D PLAY

OVERTIME: Cavaliers 104 - Knicks 99 CLEVELAND - It's probably too late for Don Chaney to convince point-guard-of-the-future Milos Vujanic to play for the Knicks next season. But the Knicks...

JUNIOR CENTER HAS LAYDEN'S FULL ATTENTION

KNICK NOTES CLEVELAND - Knicks GM Scott Layden has been reluctant to talk about the strength of the draft until he knows which underclassmen are coming out. But one center...

FRANCO MAKING PROGRESS

MET NOTES SAN JUAN - Jay Bell cautioned that he's not a trainer. Still, he thinks John Franco will be able to get major-league hitters out very soon. "He got...

BIG GAME GIVES DIKEMBE REASON TO SMILE

NET NOTES The frustration was plain to see. Rose Mutombo saw it clearly. And she told her husband. So Dikembe Mutombo was determined to smile last night. And he did...

NETS SURGE BACK TO 1ST - SLAM AILING RAPTORS TO END ILL-TIMED SKID

Nets 94 - Raptors 86 Face it, had the Nets lost this one, a couple of them were getting pushed head-first over a cliff. It is one thing to lose...

FOR METROSTARS, ONLY FACES HAVE CHANGED

Crew 1 - MetroStars 0 --- The MetroStars brought in coach Bob Bradley and seven new starters to turn around last season's humiliating finish. But yesterday's season-opening 1-0 loss showed...

DROWN 'EM OUT, THEN CUT 'EM OFF

EVEN arrogance doesn't quite explain why Mike Francesa and Chris Russo take phone calls - then don't allow the callers to speak. Tuesday, a caller who sounded as if he...

HAS YOUR BOAT BEEN RECALLED?

FOR a period of 10 years after a boat is manufactured, federal law requires builders to recall and repair their vessels if they are found not to be in compliance...

'GAMES' OFF FOR SHOOTERS

THERE will be no firearms shooting events at this year's Empire State Games, a move that has caused an outcry from the shooting world. But those who run the games...

POPE'S THE MAN TO UNITE M'STARS

After booing defender Eddie Pope for the past seven years, MetroStars fans will learn to embrace him. Pope, a member of the MetroStars' archrival D.C. United since the start of...

IT'S ALL PITCHER PERFECT

YOU had a nightmare that a staff with 45 career postseason victories had a series when it suddenly couldn't get anybody out. Weird thing was the pitchers wore the numbers...

SON SHALL RISE AGAIN - MOM'S MESSAGE TO MET FANS: STAND BY ROBERTO

SAN JUAN - The long standing ovation for Roberto Alomar Friday night was a dream come true as he finally got the chance to wear a major league uniform in...

THIRD-ROUND LEADERS AREN'T OUT OF WOODS

AUGUSTA - Tiger Woods didn't exactly say his mere presence on the leaderboard entering the final round of the 2003 Masters will make the rest of the contenders nervous. He...

THE ART OF MANAGING - HOWE NOT READY TO SHAKE UP STRUGGLIN' METS

SAN JUAN - With his set lineup stuck in quicksand and his team headed in the same southern direction, Art Howe's "E-Z Pass" managerial style will be put to the...

GOLDEN BEAR WON'T COMIT TO '04 RETURN

NOTEBOOK AUGUSTA - Jack Nicklaus hinted yesterday that, pending how he's feeling and the conditions of the course at Augusta National, it's very possible that this could have been his...

TIGER'S CLOSE SHAVE - MIRACLE SAVE ON 36TH HOLE KEEPS WOODS A CUT ABOVE

AUGUSTA - The prom king nearly didn't make it to the big weekend dance yesterday at Augusta National. Tiger Woods, the two-time defending Masters champion attempting to become the first...

MUTOMBO'S ITCHING TO BE STARTING AGAIN

NET NOTES It will come, Byron Scott said. As to when, suffice to say Dikembe Mutombo will be the Nets' starting center again soon. If not during the remaining three...

NETS ARE STILL FEELING SWEEPY

OK, it could have gotten really bad. And it still might. But in recent days, one overriding factor seems to have saved the Nets' bacon. "It seems nobody wants that...

AND THE WINNER IS . . . NO SECRETS IN OUR NBA AWARDS

WHAT'S all this nonsense about a secret ballot? This isn't the Springfield Hall of Fame, where voters are required to don (Celtic) ski masks for every election. The NBA year-end...

POINTING TO FUTURE - DON: IF VUJANIC COMES, HE'D PLAY

CLEVELAND - It's probably too late for Don Chaney to convince point-guard-of-the-future Milos Vujanic to play for the Knicks next season. But the Knick coach, in his first-ever remarks about...

A FAIRWELL TO ARMS - WHY BRAVES REALLY MAY BE BEATABLE THIS TIME

THE longest streak in professional sports history, Atlanta GM John Schuerholz says, is his Braves' 11 straight division titles. "The next longest streak in professional sports history," Schuerholz discloses, "is...

YOGI DOES IT AGAIN

Whitey Ford's 75th birthday was celebrated at a fund-raiser for Archbishop Stepinac High School in White Plains before 1,000 people Thursday night at the Westchester Marriott with Yankee broadcasters John...

NEW YORK POST ALL-PSAL - 2003 FIRST TEAM

PLAYER OF THE YEAR SEBASTIAN TELFAIR Lincoln, 5-11, Guard Sebastian Telfair has already garnered plenty of national recognition, which is fine with him. But that's not what he wants. "He...