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FROM DEmmaRush: “Any truth to the rumor that young actor Haley Joel Osment went into the New York Knicks locker room the other night and said, ‘I see dead people!’ “

From Jfraynert: “Linda, no direct reflection on you, but this MF is a little guinea, and David [Wells] could have cleaned his clock.”

Dear Jfraynert: It isn’t a reflection on me . . . it’s a reflection on you. And, oh, I do hope all your Italian co-workers and friends recognize you from your e-mail, so they, too, can congratulate you for making it into print.