July 14, 2002

BULL'S EYE

WSJ EDITORIAL PAGE RAMPAGE The Wall Street Journal's famously cranky editorial page stuck a finger in the eye of its Page One compatriots last week. On Friday, the editorial page...

DESIGNER MAKES WORKSPACE BLOOM

Commuting just 1.5 miles to her Greenwich, Conn., office, the accessories designer chose the space because of its proximity to her family, and has made her family a part of...

GET TO KNOW YOUR FUND

THE mutual fund industry has yet to be rocked with a scandal like Enron or ImClone, and may very possibly avoid that fate. But that doesn't mean fund shareholders shouldn't...

WHAT I WATCH

ELLEN KUNES EDITOR-IN-CHIEF REDBOOK I WAS COMPLETELY FASCINATED WITH 'THE BACHELOR.' I'M BLOWN AWAY BY HOW COMPETITIVE THESE WOMEN BECOME WITH EACH OTHER. RACHELLE FRIEDMAN FOUNDER, J&R MUSIC AND COMPUTER...

STYLE & SUBSTANCE: ALAN CUMMING

In Alan Cumming's latest theater project, he plays a roller-skating pope who exposes his naked butt to the audience. "It's all about celebrity and how much we value image," the...

CURTAIN CALLS: THE FLOURISHES & FLOPS

As any actor knows, theater lives and dies off its audience. A responsive crowd can make a show; a bad one can wreck it.But once the final line of dialogue...

YEAH, BEBE! A CRADLE-ROBBING ROMP PROPELS NEUWIRTH INTO THE OSCAR ZONE

Sexy "Chicago" and "Cheers" star Bebe Neuwirth had just one question when she laid eyes on the young actor who plays her 15-year-old lover in the new indie sensation "Tadpole."...

MR. FLOWER POWER

IF YOU ONLY WATCH ONE SHOW THIS WEEK... "Biography" Monday nightat 8 on A&E BILL GRAHAM wasn't a participant in the rock-and-drug scene he nurtured in San Francisco in the...

THE NAKED DILEMMA: WHY DID I HIT 'SEND'?

When I wrote about being photographed naked last week, I knew I was going to get a lot of comments. I expected much of it to be negative but instead...

A LITTLE BIT OF COUNTRY IN THE APPLE

City Bakery 3 W. 18th St. (between Fifth & Sixth avenues) (212) 366-1414 The pie started it. Next thing you know, there's a City Bakery State Fair. Pastry prince Maury...

CAMPER TAKEN TO TASK FOR 'TUSK'

Is it OK to joke about the Strokes? It is if you ask Camper Van Beethoven. But lawyers for the reunited band '80s band aren't so sure after Camper put...

HIGH NOTES & LOW NOTES

ABSTRACT: HIT OF THE WEEK: Red Hot Chili Pepper's "By the Way". DUD OF THE WEEK: "Freak of Nature" pop star Anastacia messed up the words to the national anthem...

AXED EXEC LOSES HIS BIGGEST PERK: $25M PENTHOUSE

Ousted Vivendi Universal chairman Jean-Marie Messier has about two weeks to pack up the wife and kids and vacate his lavish, company-owned penthouse apartment at 515 Park Ave., according to...

DONNA HITS A HOME RUN

LAST week, Team Giuliani went into a courtroom and came out six hours later and $6.8 million lighter. Aside from the fat cash settlement, Donna Hanover also got the residential...

RED INK AND NOT RACISM DETHRONED KING OF POP

MICHAEL ("I am not a freak!") Jackson, in a desperate bid for publicity, last week ranted and raved that Sony honcho Tommy Mottola is a racist who isn't supportive of...

HORSE SENSE

REMEMBER reading in "Page Six" last week that all the really special people are leaving the Hamptons and heading upstate to escape the riff and the raff? On Saturday night,...

HAMAS TRYING A NEW RACKET

WHO put the chutzpah in Hamas? Don't be surprised on Tuesday when Hamas-friendly attorney Stanley Cohen (yes, the one who used to be associated with terrorist-loving attorney Lynne Stewart) files...

QUEENS BUS DEAL STILL NOT FINALIZED

A work stoppage by private bus-line drivers in Queens was apparently still on yesterday - a day after city officials announced a deal to end the strike. Queens Borough President...

CONCERT SALUTE TO SEARCHERS

A 9/11 widow who is still waiting for her lost husband's remains is giving something back to the recovery workers who searched tirelessly for the World Trade Center victims. Lisa...

HUBBY'S EX TO JULIA: HE'LL CHEAT ON YOU, TOO

LOS ANGELES - The ex-wife of Julia Roberts' new husband has labeled the Runaway Bride as a "husband stealer" and offered her this sobering advice: He cheated on me and...

BIN LADEN ALIVE BUT NOT WELL: REPORT

Osama bin Laden is still alive and believed to be hiding in the mountains along the Afghanistan-Pakistan border, the head of Germany's foreign intelligence network said in a report published...

COPS EYE HIT PLOT IN D.C. CAR BOMBING

Federal agents are investigating whether a prominent businessman or his son was the target of a ripped-from-the-movies-style car bomb. The explosion in a D.C. basement parking garage Friday left the...

ISRAELIS FOIL 'MAJOR' CAR-BOMB TERROR TRY

The Israeli military is taking credit for foiling a deadly plan this weekend after pulling over a Palestinian car that was headed toward central Israel and filled with explosives, gasoline...

ONWARD & UPWARD! LET'S REACH FOR THE STARS

BRING back the Twin Towers, all 110 stories of them! And throw in an extra foot or two for good measure. Not many planners or politicians share that view. You...

REALITY BYTES FOR L.I. KIDS OF DIVORCE

In a rare and controversial solution to a child custody case, a woman has been allowed to return to her native Long Island with her kids on the condition they...

COPS CUT ESCAPEE COUNT TO JUST ONE

A Brooklyn man who fled police custody earlier this year - one of 21 such escapees who have bedeviled the NYPD since January - was captured yesterday in Bedford-Stuyvesant, police...

SOCCER-SLAY SUSPECTS NABBED

Cops yesterday arrested the last of four suspects in the shooting of an off-duty Rikers Island correction officer, who was wounded after an adult soccer game at a Brooklyn park...

AIRLINE GROUNDS ISRAELI BIGWIG

An airline captain left a high-ranking Israel dignitary behind in San Francisco when "a communication breakdown" between security and the flight crew led to a heated standoff at the gate,...

76ER'S BAD BLOOD: GLASS, STAINS IN SUV PUT HEAT ON IVERSON

Cops found broken glass, rocks and smears of blood in the SUV belonging to Allen Iverson's wife during an investigation into the Philadelphia 76er's alleged gun-toting rampage last week. Sources...

TED'S SON REVEALS HIS WEIRD PLAN: I WANT TO BE FROZEN TO PLAY BALL WITH DAD

Not only has he shipped off his father's body to be frozen, Ted Williams' pushy son wants to ice his own body too - so he can play catch with...

2 THOUGHTS ON TWIN TOWERS: BLOOMY NOT TOO HIGH ON EARLY IDEAS

Mayor Bloomberg yesterday said the six land-use proposals for Ground Zero are just a "starting point" - and that he has his own ideas he'll give to planners. At a...

SCHOOL-BUS SMASH ON LIE

Two school buses and a van collided shortly after 7 p.m. last night on a busy stretch of the westbound Long Island Expressway near the Little Neck Parkway in Queens,...

SCHWARZ CASE IS RIGHT VS. WRONG, NOT BLACK VS. WHITE

THE match in the tinderbox of prejudice - whether religion or race - is always triggered by an infinitesimal minority of people whose brain cells have taken a stroll in...

2 THOUGHTS ON TWIN TOWERS: POLL REVEALS GREAT DIVIDE ON REBUILD

Half of New Yorkers want to rebuild the Twin Towers. A Post survey of 609 people in the five boroughs revealed that 48 percent favor the idea, while 50 percent...

PA INSISTS: WE'RE NOT JUST MOTIVATED BY MONEY

ANALYSIS With an array of stake-holders ready to square off this week over design options for a rebuilt World Trade Center, Port Authority officials say there is room for compromise...

WTC RUBBLE SURVIVOR WALKS DOWN THE AISLE

Gennelle Guzman remained sane during the 26 hours she was trapped in the rubble of the Twin Towers by forcing herself to picture the face of her daughter - and...

PROSECUTORS EYEING SLAY RAP IN POWERBOAT CRASH

Prosecutors may seek a manslaughter conviction against the hot-dogging Queens teen at the wheel of a powerboat that hit another craft, leaving two people missing and feared dead in the...

THUMBS UP FROM THEATER COMMUNITY

The president of the League of American Theaters and Producers thinks The Post's script for inviting everyday heroes to take a bow has the sweet smell of success. "New York...

WOMEN EXCEL AS MATRI-MONEY LAWYERS

The verdict is in: If you want a good divorce lawyer, you better call a woman. Gone are the days when women just answered the phones and took notes for...

IT'S THE HOOKERS VS. HOMEOWNERS: WEST VILLAGE STREET FIGHT IS TURNING NASTY

It is nearly 2 a.m. and a little sticky with heat, but the people who crowd Christopher Street are oblivious to temperature and time. Men in stylish shirts and women...

BIG ALIMONY NO SWEAT AS BIG $$ ROLL RUDY'S WAY

Rudy Giuliani will have an easy time paying off his divorce tab. His business is off to a rollicking start after just seven months - and reeled in more than...

'CORRUPT' YASSER'S $11B STASH

JERUSALEM. 'AN earthquake is sweeping the Palestinian Authority, the Palestinian leadership, the Palestinian people and all over the region. So says Israel's chief of military intelligence, Aharon Zeevi. The causes...

YOU'VE GOT E-MAIL

FROM Budman: "Now making the rounds at Theological Union in Berkeley: 'I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it...

W. VILLAGE CATCHES A BRAKE IN PATH PLAN

The Port Authority's controversial plan to build two new exits at PATH train stations in the West Village may have been derailed. The Federal Emergency Management Agency has slammed the...

MAN SLASHED IN BOTTLE ATTACK

A man received 50 stitches after a he was slashed with a broken bottle in a fight over a woman in Hell's Kitchen yesterday, police said. The fight erupted around...

'SLAY' ON THE BAY: DA PROBES HOMICIDE IN BOAT CRASH

Prosecutors may seek a manslaughter conviction against the hot-dogging Queens teen at the wheel of a powerboat that hit another craft, leaving two people missing and feared dead in the...

MAN, 21, SHOT DEAD IN BX.

A 21-year-old man was found shot dead in front of a Bronx apartment building yesterday, police said. The victim, who was not identified pending notification of relatives, was found at...

RE-ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT: ONLY 1 ESCAPEE STILL AT LARGE

A Brooklyn man who fled police custody earlier this year - one of 21 such escapees that have bedeviled the NYPD since January - was captured yesterday in Bedford-Stuyvesant, police...

BIG-MARKET THEORY A BIG LIE RANGERS, STARS NOT DRIVING UP SALARIES

AND so Pat Quinn was heavily fined by Gary Bettman, Slap Shots has learned, for last week publicly promising a 2004-2005 lockout, but that hardly matters, not when a lout...

BEST ARM ON THE FARM

Matt Carson's right shoulder is only slightly different from yours in that you have an arm coming out of it and he has a Howitzer. Maybe you prefer a bazooka?...

SLATS MAY BE PENNY-WISE, MESS-FOOLISH

IT'S all but impossible to ridicule an organization that's going to have a $70M payroll for not being willing to spend $5M more, but we sure hope the Rangers didn't...

CAUSWELL TAKING HIS SHOT WITH NETS AFTER YEAR OFF

The ache was bad. And it had nothing to do with the pain from the tendinitis in Duane Causwell's right knee. Miami chose not to re-sign the veteran center last...

YOUNG STARS WANT TO PROVE THEIR POINTS ; KNICKS' WILLIAMS QUESTIONS CRITICS

Frank Williams rented out the dance club Equator in his hometown of Peoria, Ill., on Draft Night, inviting 200 family members, friends and former teammates. There was no music, just...

NETS' JEFFERSON WILL GIVE GUARD HIS BEST SHOT

There is an exceedingly difficult task awaiting the Nets' braintrust this season. Duplicating another 50-victory season? Child's play. Defending the Atlantic Division? Piece of cake. Winning the East and returning...

JEROME TAKES KNICK TOUR

The Knicks laid out the red carpet for Seattle free-agent center Jerome James yesterday, even giving him a tour of their new, nearly completed practice facility in Greenburg even before...

SOX WANT SOME MO BOSTON TRYING TO SWING VAUGHN DEAL WITH METS

It's not a case of Mo Gone yet, but New England baseball fans have cause for excitement because the Red Sox are considering reacquiring Mo Vaughn, according to industry sources....

IT'S A 'CONN' JOB IN BOWLING GREEN

New York-bred Whitmore's Conn closed well in the stretch to overtake pacesetting Moon Solitaire and win the 45th running of the Grade 2 Bowling Green Handicap by 13/4 lengths at...

ALFONSO-O-O-O GOOD - SORIANO'S TWO HRS POWER YANK ROUT

CLEVELAND - They each own an MVP award, so Joe Torre and Jason Giambi understand what it takes to win baseball's highest individual honor. And they are seeing it from...

NOW IT'S ALL ABOUT 2003

SO much of the talk about these dreadful Mets has centered on what man or woman (take that, correctoids!) should be in charge of resurrecting them in the dugout, the...

SHOULDER SENDS ROBERTS BACK TO DL

After Grant Roberts felt more discomfort in his tender right shoulder during Friday's loss to the Phillies, the Mets put Roberts back on the disabled list. "They decided they might...

CLEMENS DL'D; RAUL DAY TO DAY

CLEVELAND - Wanting Roger Clemens to be 100 percent for the stretch drive and October, the Yankees put the right-hander on the 15-day disabled list yesterday, less than 24 hours...

STRICKLAND SQUANDERS AMAZIN'S LATEST COMEBACK IN 12

After another loss, Mike Piazza probed for more words to describe the Mets' dismal season. Searching his mind as if it were a dictionary, Piazza finally settled on some he...

SHAKY ESTES FLOPS AGAIN WINLESS SINCE SUBWAY STINT

If he could pitch every game against Roger Clemens and the Yankees, Shawn Estes would be just fine. Funny thing is, there aren't many people in baseball that can say...

PRATT MISSES METS DESPITE SHEA MESS

No matter how low the Mets' boat may sink this season, no matter how many race for the lifejackets while GM Steve Phillips runs out of fingers with which to...

MACH THREE, CAMPBELL WIN MEADOWLANDS PACE

John Campbell showed why he's harness racing's "Million Dollar Man," winning a record seventh $1 million Meadowlands Pace with Mach Three last night. Mach Three cruised to a 11/2-length victory...

GREAT TEAMS GOOD FOR GAMES MIDNIGHT'S TOLLING FOR CINDERELLAS

THE Yankees reload a new belt of bullets into their Gatling gun, shooting for a fifth World Series title in seven years. Two NHL teams, Colorado and Detroit, have taken...

CLEMENS EAGERLY WAITS TO GET HIS STRENGTH COACH BACK

CLEVELAND - Roger Clemens admits he misses Brian McNamee, the strength and conditioning coach the Yankees let go after last year. McNamee, a former St. John's catcher, has worked with...

TOUGH TALK FROM TORRE AIDS WELLS

CLEVELAND - No matter how many times they were asked about what Joe Torre said to David Wells on the mound in the third inning of last night's 14-5 win...

HOW TO BE HEARD ON ACCESS ISSUE

THE Congressional Sportsmen's Foundation (CSF) has unveiled HunterAccess.com to survey sportsmen on access to federal public lands. Federal public lands are an important destination with approximately 47 percent of American...

CADDIES NEEDED FOR SENIOR PROS AT L.I. CLASSIC

LOCAL GOLF The Lightpath Long Island Classic is looking for a few good caddies. Under the tournament's "caddie for a day" program, four fans will be selected to caddie nine...

HIS LIFE'S CALLING: MET VOICE GOT START BY RINGING A'S FINLEY

At home in Rockville Centre in 1980, Ted Robinson was advised by his father to call A's owner Charlie Finley about a job. At 22 and unemployed, Robinson did just...

PADILLA POURS ON THE GAS: ALL-STAR STUFF STYMIES METS

By calling last Tuesday night's All-Star Game a tie after 11 innings, some will argue that Bud Selig hurt the game of baseball. Others will argue that by pulling the...

YANKEES BE DAMNED: A PLAN TO SAVE BASEBALL BY FORCING THE BOSS TO KEEP HIS WALLET IN HIS POCKET

THESE days there are really three types of teams: small markets, large markets and the Yankees. When folks moan about financial disparity and lack of competitive balance, those are really...

TORRE NOT READY TO BLAME NICK FOR TOUGH LOSS

YANKEE NOTES CLEVELAND - With Raul Mondesi needing a cart to leave Jacobs Field and Roger Clemens being forced out of the game in the fifth inning with a balky...

YEAR OF THE CAT - DAD: TIGER OUT TO SILENCE CRITICS WITH UNDISPUTED GRAND SLAM

Tiger Woods won't come out and say it. He's far too politically correct, far too private with his thoughts, far too adamant about not sharing his goals with anyone outside...

WILLIAMS PUTS BEST FOOT FORWARD

At halftime of last Saturday's win at Columbus, after captain Tab Ramos and star striker Clint Mathis had both been felled by leg injuries, MetroStars coach Octavio Zambrano turned to...

LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON: TWO STEVE BURTTS LIGHTING UP RUCKER LEAGUE TOGETHE

The fans who crammed into Rucker Park for Tuesday evening's Entertainers League games might have noticed a striking resemblance in two of the Roughriders' guards. They saw the younger, smaller...

THE INSIDERS: THE POST TAKES YOU BEHIND THE LOCKER-ROOM DOORS

Doubleday To Wilpon ...Get A-Rod! Everyone is familiar with the differences between Mets co-owners Nelson Doubleday and Fred Wilpon. They are suing each other, thus making official their mutual antipathy....