February 24, 2002

FINALLY! EARNINGS! : ANALYSTS SAY Q2 WILL SHOW CORPORATE GROWTH

Wall Street wonks predict the end of the earnings recession will arrive with the crocuses this spring. And they have the numbers to prove it. Thomson Financial/First Call analysts say...

BULL'S EYE

Enron joke Making the rounds of Wall Streeters while markets were in the dumps this week was a recording from the following number: 510-809-4466: "Thank you for calling Enron, please...

AMEX WADES INTO FUND MARKET WITH MIXED BAG

AMERICAN Express is not a name readers usually see in this column, since it offers a family of load funds. But the company clearly seems intent on making a name...

COSI CEO HAS WINDOW SEAT

The bread bowl is missing. Regular customers of the Cosi sandwich chain are likely to be familiar with the big bowl filled with hot pieces of bread that greets them...

THE ART OF SCHMOOZING : SMOOTH DE PURY STEPS IN WHERE ARNAULT FAILED

Elegant and a great schmoozer, Simon de Pury is at his best when helping billionaires like Ron Lauder, Paul Allen and Leon Black buy their art. De Pury's hardest job...

GORILLAZ GO APE OVER AWARD NOMINATION : GRAMMY HAS 'EM ANIMATED

Don't expect the Gorillaz to come to the podium Wednesday night if they win a Grammy. They don't exist. The British rapping pop band is a virtual one, with four...

STYLE & SUBSTANCE: SHANNYN SOSSAMON

Shannyn Sossamon could be the real-life, brunette version of Cinderella. The five-foot-eight beauty was "discovered" by a casting director while helping a friend deejay at a birthday party for Gwyneth...

SUMMER IN THE CITY

Summer arrives early this year. Friday, to be exact. That's when "Esther Khan," featuring a dandy performance by Summer Phoenix, opens at the downtown Angelika. The exotic-looking 24-year-old actress -...

WHAT I WATCH

VINCENT PASTOREACTOR"GROUNDED FOR LIFE." I'M HOOKED. IT'S ALL NEW YORK HUMOR AND I CAN RELATE TO THAT. IT'S BLUE-COLLAR STUFF, NOT YOUR USUAL "DALLAS" STUFF. I HOPE EVERYONE ACROSS THE...

NOT STEVE ANYMORE

STEVE is out and Joe is in. For most Americans, it may not be quite the same as when Carson left the "Tonight" show. But for pre-schoolers, the upcoming changing...

HOOKING UP, BRAZILIAN STYLE

Hooking up in New York can be a pretty convoluted affair - what with e-mailing, setting dates, waiting to call and all that temptation to play by The Rules. Not...

TUNE IN TO MUST-NAZI-TV

Could Adolf Hitler win an Emmy Award? If so, would he wear lederhosen to the ceremony? These are just two of the many questions I have for the programming chiefs...

NOT A 'STAR'? BERKOFF MAY BE THE BEST

What is the special theatrical magic of stardom? Star quality is to some extent a name brand in the eye of the purchaser. If you pay to see Nathan Lane...

COOKING CLASSES AIM FOR SMALL FRIES

If your kids think waffles come from cardboard boxes, maybe it's time for a little talk about how they're really created. And chef Aaron Bashy is just the man to...

CAN'T CLONE ME LOVE: NOT EVEN PET NUTS ARE SOLD ON COPY CATS (AND DOGS)

It's a dream of every animal lover who's ever lost a beloved pet: keeping Fluffy or Fido around forever. But now that science has made that dream a possibility -...

APPLE SOLDIERS GUARDING GITMO GARBAGE

GUANTANAMO BAY. THE joint military task force guarding al Qaeda and Taliban detainees includes dozens of New Yorkers who have mixed emotions about coming in daily contact with those responsible...

PORN-AGAIN AL HAS SCREW LOOSE

JUST when things couldn't get any duller around here, along, er, comes the trial of porno pusher Al Goldstein. Imagine being a juror. You'd have to put paper down on...

SGT. TOM'S RETIREMENT SHOULD GIVE US ALL PAUSE

It is difficult to harness the exasperation I felt when Police Sgt. Tom Kennedy called it quits and I had to choke back emotion. "Hey cut that out, I don't...

VICTORIA GOTTI

MAYOR Koch set the standard with his undying, totally devoted romance with New York and New Yorkers. His private life was his full-time position in public office! Our newest mayor,...

EERIE REPLAY AIDS WTC PROBE

WASHINGTON - Investigators probing the destruction of the World Trade Center have developed a computer model that shows with precise detail the spread of the deadly inferno that preceded the...

COLD CASH TURNS GIRLS INTO ICE PRINCESSES

Coaching fees: $520,000. Costumes: $65,000. Ice skates: $26,000. Winning a gold medal: Priceless. Well, almost. The cost of nurturing a figure-skating star like Sarah Hughes between the ages of 3...

THE KIN-DO KID: LITTLE SIS LOOKING GOLDEN, TOO

Angel-faced figure skating gold medalist Sarah Hughes isn't the only one who may be twirling on the ice at the next Olympics. Her 13-year-old sister, Emily, is a budding skating...

PESKY PUCK PATRIOTS NO MATCH FOR U.S.A.

The Canadians might be the ones who need a miracle on ice against Team U.S.A. in the blockbuster hockey gold medal finale to the Winter Games today. Now that the...

MARY RIDES SLED JOB TO TOP TV GIG

SALT LAKE CITY - Don't be surprised if NBC commentator Mary Carillo is in a party mood when she calls the Closing Ceremony tonight. Carillo began the Games covering bobsled...

PERV MOM CHARGED IN KID-PORN OUTRAGE

A Staten Island school-bus driver was arraigned yesterday on charges of photographing eight minors, including her two daughters, performing sex acts for the camera while smoking and boozing it up....

ABANDONED BX. BABY TOUCHES APPLE'S HEART

Several big-hearted New Yorkers yesterday offered to adopt the newborn girl abandoned at a Bronx medical clinic by a mom who left an anguished note saying she couldn't "afford" the...

BUBBLY DUBYA MAKING HIS FILM 'COMEDY' DEBUT

A hot new home movie of President Bush on the campaign trail reveals him as funny, kooky - and ultimately very human. For example: He proudly models his Western wear....

BLOOMY TO BEEF UP RESERVOIR AIR PATROL

The Bloomberg administration wants to hire U.S. Air Force auxiliary pilots to patrol the city's water supply for the next three years, The Post has learned. The long-term contract is...

TRIBECA 'AIRS' ITS EPA BEEFS

The air in Lower Manhattan might not be as safe as the Environmental Protection Agency has suggested, TriBeCa residents were told at a hearing yesterday. Thomas Cahill, a professor at...

POLICE BUST BRONX MAN IN SHOOTING OF 5-YEAR-OLD GIRL

A 22-year-old Bronx man has been charged with the shooting of a 5-year-old girl last week, cops said. Joseph Bermudez, of Taylor Avenue, was charged with reckless endangerment and assault...

WHOA, CANADA! IT'S ONLY A HOCKEY GAME

SALT LAKE CITY. WE'RE awfully proud to be American, of course. But before we go ahead and beat Canada at its own game for a gold medal today, perhaps we...

JAYSON'S LAST DAYS BEFORE SURRENDER

Ex-Nets basketball star Jayson Williams was holed up in his New Jersey mansion yesterday, enjoying a last weekend of freedom before surrendering to face manslaughter charges that could put him...

E-MAILS LURED PEARL : THUGS' CHILLING RUSE SET UP DEADLY TRAP

A succession of amiable e-mails, allegedly written by a ruthless suspect, reportedly reeled in Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl and set the stage for his brutal death. According to...

QUEENS SLAY SUSPECT NABBED IN N.C.

An alert North Carolina state trooper yesterday nabbed the man who allegedly shot and killed a Queens deli employee and father of six last week, police said. James Burke, 26,...

FLIP-FLOP HILLARY IN BLAST AT ARAFAT

Senator Hillary Clinton blasted Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat yesterday during a solidarity visit to Israel, saying the Palestinian leader "has failed as a leader." "The responsibility for the violence since...

COLUMNIST ASSAULTED HIS EX: COPS

Troubled Wall Street Journal columnist John Fund was arrested yesterday and charged with assaulting his ex-girlfriend, police said. Fund, 46, had a stormy relationship with Morgan Pillsbury, the 27-year-old daughter...

LIBRARIES LEND TAX-TIME HELP

This can be a taxing time of year - slaving over W-2s and 1040s, crunching numbers and hoping not to get audited - but the New York Public Library is...

'HELLRAISERS' BRAWL : L.I. BIKER-GANG RUMBLE LEAVES 1 DEAD, 10 HURT

Bullets flew and blood flowed inside a Long Island convention hall yesterday as members of the Hells Angels and Pagan biker gangs clashed during the Hellraiser's Ball, a tattoo and...

COPS NAB RAPE SUSPECT

A man believed responsible for 15 rapes during a four-year terror spree was being questioned by police early today - linked to all but one of the crimes through a...

WTC WIDOWS RUSHING TO RUDY'S DEFENSE

THEY buried their husbands with Rudy Giuliani. Now some Sept. 11 widows feel they must defend the former mayor, who held their hands when they felt most alone. And the...

HOW FEDS WORE DOWN THE TEFLON DON

John Gotti earned the "Teflon Don" moniker by beating criminal cases for years. But the feds began turning the screws as soon as he was behind bars. For starters, Gotti...

PSYCHIC 'SEES' GIRL BURIED AT DURST'S HOUSE

A psychic probing the disappearance of a California teenager says she was led to a swank home once owned by murder suspect Robert Durst - and felt powerful sensations the...

SPEAK NO EVIL : THROAT SURGERY LEAVES AILING GOTTI MUTE

Cancer-stricken mob boss John Gotti, who once ruled the most powerful crime family in the nation, can no longer speak after emergency throat surgery three weeks ago, The Post has...

'NO CLASS' PARENTS IN HOOKY SURGE

School officials and child-abuse investigators are flunking parents in record numbers for not sending their kids to class, The Post has learned. Allegations of "educational neglect" committed by parents has...

TIGHTFISTED FEDS STIFFING US : FEMA IS WITHHOLDING BILLIONS IN 9/11 HELP

The Federal Emergency Management Agency is sitting on billions of dollars earmarked to help the World Trade Center area rebound, while saying "no" to various requests for desperately needed aid....

CITY HIRED BRIBE-FLAP FIRM FOR $141M JOB

The city has awarded a lucrative contract to a firm under scrutiny in Boston's $14 billion "Big Dig" boondoggle and whose vice president is a felon, The Post has learned....

THIS IS YOUR MISSION: IMROVE THE SMILE THAT HAS MELTED A MILLION HEARTS

Hey, Tom Cruise fans, you want the tooth? Well, you can't handle the tooth - the square-jawed screen star has braces! In what may seem like Risky Business - or...

PSYCHO ROMEOS ON THE LOOSE

Some psychiatrists call it "the Othello phenomenon" but most know it simply as the "psycho-boyfriend syndrome." Either way, it has struck New York in a big way recently - with...

THE DOG-MAUL 'RACIST' LINK

LOS ANGELES - The power and reach of the Aryan Brotherhood prison gang has become a key to the trial of two dog owners charged with the mauling death of...

THE LATE, LATE, SKATE SHOW : MANY MISSED GOLDEN MOMENT

I KNOW we've been down this road before. By now, TV's removal of significant sports events from reasonable family viewing hours should be met with a shrug of indifference. Yet...

'STAR CROSSED' CAPTURES SAGA OF DOC AND DARRYL

Many of the best stories are better told than lived. The tale of Dwight Gooden and Darryl Strawberry falls into this category. Gooden's and Strawberry's ups and downs have been...

PIONEER WITH A PEN A FIGHTER FOR EQUALITY

IT'S almost embarrassing to admit that four years after Sam Lacy published his life story, I'm just now reading it for the first time. A sports journalist of color not...

TORRE KNOWS THE ANSWER TO YANK PITCHING QUESTION

TAMPA - Joe Torre smiled knowingly all that spring. Like a pauper given sudden riches, the new Yankee manager refused to grouse over having too many starting pitchers. He would...

GOODEN'S CAMP RETURN STILL UNCERTAIN

TAMPA - The Yankees are waiting for Dwight Gooden's legal situation to clear before bringing him back to camp, where he was working with the pitchers. Gooden has been out...

SURVIVOR IN PINSTRIPES : YANKS WERE SMART NOT TRADING BERNIE

TAMPA - The next time somebody questions George Steinbrenner's baseball acumen think of Michael Drumright and Roberto Duran and sweat. It took The Boss to kill a Nov. 18, 1997...

NETS' COLLINS STANDING TALL

A little more than nine minutes remained in the third quarter of the Nets' blowout of the Knicks Friday night when Mark Jackson got in Jason Collins' face and tried...

UPSET WOULD CLINCH NCAAS FOR JOHNNIES

DURHAM - Whether it was injuries, potential defections or just plain long odds, St. John's has seemed at its best this season when it has faced its biggest challenges. If...

LIVINGSTON SETS U.S. RECORD AT MAYOR'S MEET

Stacey Livingston certainly knows how to celebrate her birthday. The Boys & Girls track phenom set another national record yesterday, running the 600 meters in 1:29.69 at the Evian Mayor's...

NEW REY OF THINKING : BULKED-UP ORDONEZ SWINGING INTO SHAPE

PORT ST. LUCIE - If you didn't see it for yourself, the comments might be laughable. Bobby Valentine has been talking up shortstop Rey Ordonez since pitchers and catchers reported,...

HERBIE'S HEROES TOO GOOD

THEY are on the brink of not only the gold medal but of stamping this country as the world's dominant force on ice. After capturing the World Cup in 1996,...

KANE MAY BE ABLE TO HANDLE LONG ROLL

PORT ST. LUCIE - Kane Davis thought he'd be a key component of a rebuilding effort in Colorado. Instead, the fireballing right-hander might have an even better role. "I thought...

DUTROW'S THRIVING ON DIET OF STAKES

Trainer Tony Dutrow is based in Maryland, but he's made Aqueduct his home away from home this winter, winning eight of 15 starts, with three seconds and two thirds. Going...

SOME TRADES BETTER OFF NOT BEING MADE

THROUGHOUT the NBA, wise guys are wondering if former Maverick assistant coach Kiki Vandeweghe is still on Mark Cuban's payroll. "He must be getting deferrals," a Midwest Division coach wryly...

IT'S 'RUNNING' IN A RUNAWAY

Jerry Porcelli, who began working for NYRA in 1974, has been named to replace Don Orlando as Track Superintendent for Aqueduct, Belmont and Saratoga. 1st RACE - Forever Running stalked...

LAKERS SOUND OFF ON KNICK DECLINE

Shaquille O'Neal believes the Knicks are being haunted by the Patrick Ewing trade. Phil Jackson says Jeff Van Gundy saw the crash coming and got out just in time. Kobe...

GIANTS PREPARED TO TELL JESSIE HE'S BEEN CAP-SIZED

Jim Fassel was talking last night about Jessie Armstead. "He means a lot to me, he's meant a lot to the organization," Fassel said, "but I know what happens." What...

NOT JUST GOLD AT STAKE IN U.S.-CANADA FINAL

SALT LAKE CITY - Turns out, it's not the size of the rink, nor the size of the country. It's not even the size of the hatred, as invented by...

SLALOM DOESN'T BODE WELL

PARK CITY - Bode Miller made it to the top of American Alpine skiing by living on the edge. And that's what brought him down yesterday. In trying to become...

USOC HEAD RIPS WHINING LOSERS

SALT LAKE CITY - Russia continues to fortify its hold as the winner of most gold medals in whining. The president of the U.S. Olympic Committee fired back yesterday, accusing...

COLD TRUTH IS, OHNO ALL HYPE

SALT LAKE CITY - Apolo Anton Ohno came to these Olympics hyped as a contender for four gold medals in short-track speedskating. He left with one gold (courtesy of a...

RU RAC'S UP HALL OF WIN

In the end, last night's Seton Hall-Rutgers matchup at The RAC was part basketball game, part Mike Tyson press conference. Before a sellout crowd of 8,729, Rutgers came from behind...

'SUFFERN SHOW' ALWAYS SUPER

ONE of the most respected sportsmen's shows in the country opens its doors on Thursday for a four-day run at the Rockland Community College Field House in Suffern. The World...

RUTGERS MAKES THE GRADE : NEW COACH HAS SCARLET IN GEAR

For the past two weeks, after each practice, Rutgers coach Gary Waters made his players fill out a form. They graded themselves on four categories -- energy, communication, game plan...

MILLER DOESN'T BODE WELL: AMERICAN DAREDEVIL FALLS SHORT IN SLALOM

PARK CITY - Bode Miller made it to the top of American Alpine skiing by living on the edge. And that's what brought him down yesterday. In his best event...

MOVIE BUFF MIKE TAKES CUTS ON FILM BIZ

PORT ST. LUCIE - He's a power-hitting catcher for a New York team, is of Italian descent, and is a major movie buff. Yogi Berra fit the description yesterday as...

NATIONAL NUGGETS: STUFF YOU MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE SENIOR CIRCUIT

Now that nearly everyone has reported to camp in both sun-splashed Florida and Arizona, here are some not-so-well-known National League nuggets. Enjoy, and don't forget the sunblock. GIANTS: Not that...

JINTS' DEFENSE NOW IN HANDS OF LOYAL SOLDIER

He might have gotten here sooner had he been what he calls "a job seeker." There is a reason why it took this long for Johnnie Lynn to finally become...

SPEAK OF THE DEVIL: DUKE'S JASON WILLIAMS WOULDN'T MIND BEING THE KNICKS' SAVIOR

DURHSM - All men are created equal, but some are created with more game than most. There are good players, and there are great players; but there are few truly...