IS there any hope for real women with real breasts, when in a single week, not only does WonderBra come out with an inflatable bra, but the next day a superhero cartoon character, Elektra, with breasts the size of the Twin Towers, signs on with a modeling agency?
If Elektra is a success, she’d be the first superhero to take the bread out of the mouths of supermodels, who don’t eat bread anyway.
While I admit to a deep-seated resentment of fake models as well as real-live perfect ones, I do, in fact, approve of blow-up boobs via the AirWonder bra, for practical as well as fashionable reasons.
For one thing, if you go parasailing, you won’t have to strap on a life preserver.
But don’t try this at home, kids. I think hitting the water at unnaturally high speeds could cause the bra, not to mention your ego, to deflate at equally high speeds.