September 14, 2000

IMPALA GOES FOR THE BIG BUCKS - AS CONDO

The Impala changed its stripes overnight. The new, $95 million, 31-story luxury apartment tower at First Avenue and 75th Street will open as a condominium - not as a rental,...

BMG WANTS TO BUY EMI IF WARNER MERGER DIES

German media giant Bertelsmann is flush with cash and ready to go shopping - and has put EMI on top of its list. Michael Dornemann, chairman of Bertelsmann's music group,...

IT'S GUY TIME IN THE PARK ; BUYING IS OVER, BUT MEN'S SHOWS GO ON

Tommy won't be there. But Ralph's back. And he'll be joined by a few guys from Detroit and a pack of Dalmations. Men's Fashion Week has been downsized - it's...

CLIVE DAVIS' J RECORDS GETS FIFTH AVE. OFFICES

Music guru Clive J. Davis will soon be courting and grooming recording artists from a spectacular full floor at 745 Fifth Ave. The headquarters for his newly formed J Records...

AOL AIMS FOR AIMSTER ; STICKING POINT: NON-DISCLOSURE

America Online has a new buddy it can't shake off. In fact, the feeling's mutual. AOL is said to have approached the owners of Aimster, a software add-on to AOL's...

J.P. MORGAN EXECS SCORE IN BIG PAYDAY

J.P. Morgan Chief Sandy Warner's stock in his company will soar in value to $289 million with the acquisition of his company by Chase Manhattan. It was the best payday...

CHASE-MORGAN DEAL MAY COST 10,000 JOBS ; OVERLAP WILL LEAD TO PINK SLIP FLURRY

As many as 10,000 bank and brokerage employees could be out on the street by Christmas in the merger of J. P. Morgan and Chase. The combined company expects to...

IRISH ECHO MAKES RETURN TRIP

The 72-year-old Irish Echo - owned by the Grimes family for more than 40 years - is about to be sold to a group headed by a Dublin-based telecommunications mogul....

ERGONOMICS BALANCES FORM AND FUNCTION

IT'S part of the standard equipment package included in every new car, minivan and sport utility, yet you won't see it on the list of features and prices in showroom...

OPERATIC APPETITE ; PAVAROTTI LOVES PASTA AS MUCH AS PUCCINI

'WHAT is this?" asks Luciano Pavarotti, opening the box of Krispy Kremes I've brought him. He looks inside, then pushes it away. "No," says the tenor. "That I can live...

VARIETY SPICES UP HARLEM TROUPE'S PROGRAM

DANCE THEATER OF HARLEMCity Center, 55th Street between Sixth andSeventh avenues; (212) 581-1212. Seasonruns through Sunday. FOR Arthur Mitchell's Dance Theater of Harlem, variety is the very spice of its...

INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL TURNS TWISTED IN TORONTO ; GROSS US OUT!

TORONTO, Canada - Get ready for a slew of gross films.Twisted, disturbing movies are causing a stir at the Toronto International Film Festival, and the aptly titled new "Vulgar" leads...

AUSTRALIAN WINES SHOW METTLE AS OLYMPICS GET (DOWN) UNDER WAY

IF you want to put an authentic Aussie kick into a night of Olympic TV watching, you could try a bottle of sparkling red Shiraz. I'm not exactly recommending it,...

THE STARR REPORT

Weather or not . . . here comes Rogers Ch. 2's hiring of popular weatherman David Rogers from WKYC in Cleveland has some insiders questioning Rogers calling himself a "meteorologist"...

SUPER SNAGS, MATE ; AUSSIES BENT ON HEARTY PARTYING FILL UP ON PRAWNS AND PAVLOVA

THERE will be no croc wrestling on the bar, shrimp on the barbie or - God forbid - plastic kangaroos on the tables.Australians in New York celebrating the 2000 Olympics,...

SURFING'S NEW WAVE ; HANDS-FREE WEB ACCESS, PUSH-BUTTON MOUSEPAD FOR TECHNOPHOBES

WHY are so many Web surfers rejecting the 'Net?Cyber Dialogue, a research firm, says 108 million Americans have no desire to get wired online and 29 million occasional online users...

HBO SHOOTING SEXGATE MOVIE BASED ON BEST-SELLING CLINTON SCANDAL BOOK; MADE-FOR-TV MONICA

BILL and Monica are back on TV. L'Affair Lewinsky is being made into an HBO movie. It will be based on ABC commentator and New Yorker writer Jeffery Toobin's book,...

HIP-HOP FIGHT NIGHT TURNS UP ON THE WEB; SITE HAS FOOTAGE OF BRAWL PULLED BY UPN

UPN refused to air the show-stopping brawl at last month's "The Source Hip-Hop Music Awards" - but now you can see it on the Web. The footage was edited out...

JACK-AXED LARA PUTS THE MOVES ON BRUCE

Can serial skirt-chaser Jack Nicholson handle the diehard truth? The barely-a-year-old romance between the portly 63-year-old acting vet and leggy beauty Lara Flynn Boyle, 30, star of "The Practice," appears...

PERU COURT OKS LORI 'FIST' VIDEO

A video showing New Yorker Lori Berenson raising her fist in support of Peru's Marxist terrorist group can be used as evidence against her in a civilian trial, a Peruvian...

RUSSIANS FOIL MURDER PLOT ON PUTIN

Ukrainian agents and Russian security officials broke up a plot by suspected Chechen rebels to assassinate Russian President Vladimir Putin, it was revealed yesterday. Leonid Derkach, head of Ukraine's security...

AL WILL ROCK 'N' ROLL IN DOUGH TONIGHT

Al Gore headlines a star-studded concert gala tonight at Radio City Music Hall that is expected to pump $2 million into the Democrat's war chest. Performers such as Jon Bon...

CITY PROBES ALLEGATIONS OF 'SOCIAL' PROMOTIONS

Schools Investigator Ed Stancik has launched a probe into whether students who attended summer school were improperly promoted, The Post has learned. "We have received some allegations that some students...

LAZIO PROVES TO BE A FORMIDABLE FOE

ANALYSIS BUFFALO - Rick Lazio showed last night that Hillary Rodham Clinton has a fight on her hands. He's slipped in recent polls and is under fire from his own...

SOME SNAKE LETS BOA LOOSE IN BRONX PARK

A snake-in-the-grass pet owner yesterday released an 8-foot boa constrictor in a Bronx park. The 25-pound female boa, strong enough to strangle a child, was found curled in a hollowed...

LATIN GRAMMYS GO LIVE AND IN CALOR!

Hotter-than-salsa stars Christina Aguilera, Ricky Martin, Jennifer Lopez and Carlos Santana may be Latin pop's top names, but last night's first-ever Latin Grammys promised a diverse dose of Latin music....

GORE LINKED TO NEW FUNNY-$$ PROBE: FEDS EYEING BIG DONATION AT AL'S URGING

A Texas trial lawyer gave hundreds of thousands of dollars from his law firm to the Democratic Party - after Vice President Al Gore was asked to call him to...

CAMPAIGN SNAPSHOT

BUSH Catch phrase: "For eight years, this [Clinton-Gore] administration has talked about environmentalism while our national parks are crumbling." Where he went: A foggy bend of the beautiful Skykomish river,...

HARDBALL OVER 'SOFT' MONEY: RICK BIDS TO STICK IT TO HILL DURING DEBATE

BUFFALO - Hillary Rodham Clinton and Rick Lazio last night faced off in a debate touching on Sexgate, which candidate has the most "chutzpah" and - most dramatically - soft-money...

U.S. MEDICS ON MISSION OF MERCY - VOLUNTEERS TREAT KIDS IN COLOMBIAN VILLAGE ROCKED BY '99 QUAKE

ARMENIA, Colombia. JUAN Sebastian Calderon was only 3 when he fell into a kettle of boiling sugar cane, scalding himself from his belly button to his knees. It's impossible not...

FEM FOOTBALL: LADYLIKE IT AIN'T

Meet some women who are really into scoring. They're not barflies, they're the rough and tumble players of the National Women's Football League, who will take the field next year...

DUBYA HAS A 'WHAT, ME WORRY?' ATTITUDE

SNOHOMISH COUNTY, Wash. GEORGE W. BUSH still seems to be in a sunny mood and having a grand time. He may be in trouble but he's not grumping at all....

BARAK FINALLY GETS IT: BUT DOES HIS MORAL DEFENSE OF ISRAEL COME TOO LATE?

AT a U.N. press conference last week, Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak finally made an argument that he should have offered long ago: "When Jesus Christ walked the streets of...

BRITNEY BARES HER INTIMATE BELIEFS ON SEX

Oops - she did it again! First, Britney Spears outraged America with her skimpy outfits on MTV - and now she's spilling her guts about sex. The teen pop queen...

DORISMOND KIN SUE CITY FOR $300M

The family of Patrick Dorismond filed a $300 million lawsuit against the city yesterday as their lawyer, Johnnie Cochran, called Dorismond's fatal shooting by cops "the ultimate case ... of...

VICKY G. REVS UP HIGH-POWERED ; LEGAL MACHINE

Fighting hubby and feds.Victoria Gotti has put together a dream team of well-connected Long Island lawyers to handle her divorce and battle the feds for her husband's money, The Post...

LEVY LASHES PRINCIPALS WHO KEEP BAD TEACHERS

Schools Chancellor Harold Levy started the school year by slamming principals who don't crack down on bad teachers. Levy, in a back-to-school memo to all principals obtained by The Post,...

FEDS: MOB WAS CLUB BIG CHRIS' PARTNER IN SLIME

Embattled club king Chris Paciello plotted with the Colombo crime family to open a nightclub in New York built by mob contractors and staffed with Colombo soldiers as bouncers, a...

MADONNA HAS HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH 'AGGRESSIVE' BRITS

Madonna is burning up - she's had it with pushy fans, and finds it tough living in Britain, where the sex-laced, titillating tabloids dominate the media. "Fans are getting increasingly...

CHENEY WIFE DOES A RIP-HOP NUMBER ON EMINEM

WASHINGTON - Cultural warrior Lynne Cheney blasted hip-hop star Eminem as a "violent misogynist" yesterday and said corporate giant Seagram must take responsibility for distributing the rapper's records. Cheney -...

SUMMER-KID PROMOTIONS UNDER PROBE

Schools Investigator Ed Stancik has launched a probe into whether students who attended summer school were improperly promoted, The Post has learned. "We have received some allegations that some students...

NUCLEAR SCIENTIST LEAVES JAIL ON PLEA BARGAIN

The scientist once accused of mishandling nuclear secrets walked out of jail yesterday, after a judge set him free and ripped federal authorities for a probe that "embarrassed our entire...

COURT KOS SHARPTON'S $20M LIBEL SUIT VS. POST

A Manhattan judge has tossed out a $20 million libel suit the Rev. Al Sharpton filed against The Post. Sharpton was angry about a Jan. 18 Andrea Peyser column that...

OIL CARTEL: WE'LL PRIME PUMP TO EASE PRICES

The head of OPEC said yesterday the oil cartel is prepared to pump an additional 2 million barrels a day - "if necessary" - to bring down sky-high gas prices....

'SEX ATTACK' KIDS CUFFED COMING OFF SCHOOL BUS

Two 9-year-old Harlem boys accused of holding down and fondling a fourth-grade classmate at their school were busted yesterday - handcuffed as they got off a school bus, authorities said....

IS WNBC 4 OR AGAINST BALANCE ON GAY ISSUES?

CAN WNBC-TV news be counted on to play it straight with viewers when reporting on gay issues? I don't know, not after news director Paula Madison's remarks last weekend at...

BUDDY WANTS A MARKER FOR MARINE TEEN'S GRAVE

GOLDSBORO, N.C. 'WHEN you die and there is no marker to remember you by, it's like you never existed." Leonza "Fat Cat" Rich crouched down at the Elmwood Cemetery like...

WATERGATE 2? DEM OFFICE BURGLARIZED

Three laptop computers and a Palm Pilot were stolen from the Democratic National Committee's office in Manhattan during an early-morning burglary reminiscent of the Watergate break-in. The theft occurred yesterday...

$LEEPOVER GUESTS ARE NAMELESS FOR NOW

WASHINGTON - The Clinton administration admitted yesterday that some fat-cat contributors to the first lady's Senate campaign have gotten overnight stays at the White House. The White House refused to...

BAN ON GAY BLOOD DONORS MAY BE LIFTED

Federal health officials in Washington today will consider easing a 15-year policy that bars most gay men from donating blood. In 1985, the Food and Drug Administration passed a regulation...

FERRER REELING AFTER BX. PRIMARY SHOCKER

Bronx Borough President Fernando Ferrer was in a "tailspin" yesterday after key allies were trounced in primaries - threatening his chances in next year's mayoral race, Democratic sources said. Voters...

WHITE HOUSE CHEF SERVES UP SEX SUIT

WASHINGTON - The White House's assistant pastry chef is suing her boss for sexual harassment - and charging President Clinton failed to create regulations for workers to complain about discrimination....

TEAM AL GETS 'STOLEN' BUSH VID

A top adviser to Vice President Al Gore yesterday gave the FBI a mysterious package containing what appeared to be a stolen GOP briefing book and a video from George...

A HANDS-DOWN WIN FOR LAZIO

THE debate between Hillary Clinton and Rick Lazio was mostly a festival of platitudes until its electrifying conclusion, when Lazio flummoxed Clinton by challenging her to sign a pledge he...

YOU SHOULD HAVE SIGNED IT, HILLARY

DOES she like people? Does he have any positive message about the future? Will they both sign a pledge not to raise soft money? Does either one have a sense...

TV VIEWERS CALL BATTLE A SPLIT DECISION

It was a helluva fight - but no one scored a real knockout in the testy debate between GOP Senate hopeful Rick Lazio and Democrat rival Hillary Clinton, viewers said...

STREET-CLEAN VEHICLE KILLS MOM IN D.C.

A woman was killed and her 4-year-old daughter was injured when they were sucked up by a street sweeper in Washington, it was reported today. Felisita Sorto, 29, and her...

FAA ORDERS RUDDER FIX ON 737S

The world's most widely flown commercial jet is due in the hangar for rudder repairs aimed at fixing problems suspected in two fatal crashes, federal officials said yesterday. Airlines will...

IS SOMEONE POISONING BOTTLED WATER?

Cops and the FBI are investigating whether a psycho deliberately contaminated bottles of spring water in three frightening Manhattan incidents over the last six weeks. In two cases, ammonia was...

LIFE AS A 'BOLDFACE' SPY - LIZ'S BOOK DISHES DIRT TOO HOT FOR HER COLUMN

SHE'S ONE of America's grande dames of dish - and now, The Post's legendary gossip queen Liz Smith is spilling all the scintillating secrets too hot to reveal over the...

LAZIO PLAYS HARDBALL ON SOFT-MONEY ISSUE

BUFFALO - Hillary Rodham Clinton and Rick Lazio last night faced off in a heated debate touching on Sexgate, who has the most "chutzpah" and - most dramatically - soft-money...

PERFORMERS SOUND GOOD AND DRESS EVEN BETTER

Jimmy Smits opened the Latin Grammy Awards show with this comment: "We Latins not only make great music: We look good doing it!" How true! Christina Aguilera, nominated for Best...

MIAMI COPS PROBED IN TV BEATING

Three Miami cops were placed on administrative duty yesterday after TV cameras showed them punching and kicking a criminal suspect who'd fired a gun at them during a wild, high-speed...

SANTANA NUMERO UNO AT 1ST LATIN GRAMMYS

Legendary guitarist Carlos Santana, who swept the traditional Grammys in February, picked up three trophies last night at the inaugural Latin Grammys. Santana won for best pop instrumental performance and...

THREATS GROUND PAKISTAN LEADER

A Pakistani airliner carrying that nation's chief executive was grounded at Kennedy Airport early this morning after a series of bomb threats. Because of the threats, the Boeing 747 was...

THIS ISN'T ATLANTA, TOTO: SYDNEY ATTEMPTS TO ERASE MEMORIES OF 1996 GAMES

SYDNEY - Australians refer to their homeland as "Oz." For the next two weeks we will learn if that is the Toto or the HBO version. Whether we skip down...

ALL YANK PIECES STARTING TO FIT

DEREK Jeter stood and flipped the cards for the man with the camera who was shooting a commercial. Each of the four cards had one word on it. Every -...

GYMNASTS HOPE IT'S A GUY THING

SYDNEY - Being a member of the men's gymnastic team is a lot like being Sean Penn during the Madonna years. You win some critical acclaim, get involved in some...

VIALLI IN CHELSEA MOURNING

LONDON - Instant gratification is required at most major clubs with any kind of ambition these days, and even though Gianluca Vialli got off to a mediocre start in England's...

METS LOOK TO CHOP DOWN BRAVES

N.Y. POST SPORTS WEEK While the Mets appear to be favorites for the NL wild card, the players know that sooner or later they must knock off the Braves for...

THE NOOSE IS TIGHTENING ; RANGER TRIO COULD FEEL CUT FROM MANAGEMENT SHUFFLE

BURLINGTON, Vt. - Glen Sather doesn't have to answer for drafting Manny Malhotra, Pavel Brendl or Jamie Lundmark. There aren't hidden agendas in evaluating talent or in promoting the advance...

INJURED MARTIN WON'T STAY AWAY

JET NOTES Curtis Martin conceded yesterday that his sprained left knee is not yet completely right and he'll continue to wear a brace on it until there's no more pain....

SKINNY ON VINNY: DON'T FRET STARTS

His slow starts have become a cause for some concern. But Vinny Testaverde has been a symbol of the perseverance the Jets have shown in their first two games. In...

CITY ZIP, 'KID' GUN FOR GLORY

From its birth in 1984, the Breeders' Cup has been the battleground for choosing champions. But if things go right for a pair of colts this weekend at Belmont Park,...

HAMILTON IS STILL HURTIN'

MET NOTES Darryl Hamilton again was not in the starting lineup yesterday, which, it appears, is going to be the norm. Hamilton denies it, but sources said the big toe...

BENITEZ APPEARS IN TOE-TAL CONTROL

Armando Benitez said the tendinitis in his right big toe felt better before yesterday's game. Then in the 10th inning, he proved it. Benitez retired the Brewers in the top...

JINTS READY TO ZIG AND ZAG ; BIG BLUE 'D' WARY OF BEARS' QB

For three years, he watched the little lefty in action. Shaun Williams spent three seasons at UCLA as a teammate of Cade McNown, which was enough time to learn plenty...

MIKE'S GEM JUST AN 'ND'

If he wanted support like this, Mike Hampton could have asked to be traded to the Twins. In his last three starts, the lefty has allowed just four earned runs...

REAL STINK-K-K-K-ER FOR PIAZZA

How much has Mike Piazza been struggling? With two out in the bottom of the ninth yesterday, the Brewers opted to pitch to him with the tying run on third...

ARNOTT, NIEDERMAYER GET LOU'S LAST OFFER

In his latest example of bludgeon negotiation, Devils GM Lou Lamoriello has given unsigned Stanley Cup heroes Jason Arnott and Scott Niedermayer take-it-or-leave-it contract offers which both players have turned...

WOODWARD DAY TAKING SHAPE

Saturday's Grade 1, $500,000 Woodward will be televised live by ESPN2 during its telecast from 4 p.m.- 5 p.m. Post time for the Woodward, the eighth race of a 10-race...

IT'S V-JAY DAY FOR AMAZIN'S: PAYTON HR IN 10TH DELIVERS VICTORY

10 INNINGS Mets 4 Brewers 1 Al Leiter, who didn't even pitch, and Edgardo Alfonzo, who had one meaningless hit, were as responsible as Jay Payton was for yesterday's 4-1,...

TIKI GALLOPIN' AT 10-YARDS PER!

GIANT NOTES As Tiki Barber put the finishing touches on his 31-yard touchdown run just before halftime last Sunday in Philadelphia, Amani Toomer was there to meet him in the...

ISLES COME THROUGH, SIGN VETERAN GALLEY

When they purchased the Islanders in April, Charles Wang and Sanjay Kumar promised to rebuild the once-proud, but now deteriorated team. Of course, their predecessors, and their predecessors' predecessors, and...

IT'S V-JAY DAY FOR AMAZIN'S: ROBIN'S MOJO SEEMS TO BE RISIN' AT LAST

MIKE Piazza struck out for the fourth time, on three fastballs that were rising a lot faster than his Mojo, sending Atlas trudging back to the dugout, shrugging the weight...

CORRUPTION IS NAME OF GAMES

SYDNEY-The most dysfunctional family in sports is back for its biannual reunion, and it is about to park its fat butt in your living room for the next 17 days....

KAYAKER TO TOTE U.S. FLAG: ATHLETES HONOR ACCIDENT VICTIM

OLYMPIC NOTES Sprint kayaker Cliff Meidl, 34, who forged a world-class athletic career after making a heroic recovery from a 1986 worksite accident in which 30,000 volts of electricity passed...