November 8, 1999

G.W. CASTS HIS VOTE FOR GREENSPAN

George W. Bush may not know the name of India's prime minister, but he knows the name of the man he wants to see at the helm of the U.S...

WISHING INFLATION AWAY WON'T WORK

THE inflation index that Alan Greenspan cares about most jumped sharply last month. And if the Federal Reserve chairman continues to seriously consider this indicator - which happens to have...

SHANGHAI TANG'SBACK ON MADISON

Shanghai Tang is planning a seamless return to Madison Avenue - it's setting up shop just a block north of the store it closed this summer. Sources say the glitzy...

DIVAS BELT OUT COOKBOOKS

All Aretha Franklin is asking for is a little respect - and she wants it for her R-E-C-I-P-E's. The would be Queen of Soul Food is just one of several...

ON THE NEWSSTAND

WHILE the Microsoft case was clearly the story of the week, its late release on Friday evening wreaked havoc on the deadlines of the newsweeklies. Newsweek only managed to get...

'BONE' BREAKS ITS RIVALS

DENZEL Washington needs a box-office hit more than he needs another Oscar - and now he's got one. Universal's "The Bone Collector" grossed an estimated $17.2 million with the highest...

BUOYANT STRITCH KEEPS 'SAIL AWAY' AFLOAT

NOEL Coward's "Sail Away" had a stormy voyage to Broadway back in 1961. The shipboard musical, which is receiving a short concert revival at Carnegie Hall, was conceived as a...

ROCKETTES SCIENTIST - BOSS IS THEIR BIGGEST FAN

EACH year, hundreds of young women audition to join the Rockettes, and thousands more dream of one day high-kicking with the most famous precision dance team in the world. Bruce...

WRESTLING GETS THE WRITE STUFF - YOU DIDN'T THINK THOSE GUYS MADE IT UP ON THEIR OWN, DID YOU?

INSTEAD of fighters and body-slammn' ear-biters, the most sought-after people in the world of pro-wrestling are - writers. The drama, tragedy and comic relief are all just part of the...

CONDUCTOR SAYS CITY CENTER UPGRADE IS . . .; A SOUND INVESTMENT

BUILD it, and he will come. Conductor Rob Fisher, musical director of City Center's popular "Encores!" series since 1994, really wanted to celebrate the 10th anniversary of his Coffee Club...

THE STARR REPORT

Arnold's daily bread Arnold Schwarzenegger will appear Thursday on UPN's "WWF Smackdown" wrestling show. Schwarzenegger's appearance on "Smackdown" coincides with the release of his new movie, "End of Days." It...

'EARLY' BOSS' ROSY VIEW OF RATINGS

THERE'S nothing like ratings to get the juices flowing in the early-morning TV wars. That's what happened late Friday afternoon, when Steve Friedman, executive producer of CBS' third-place "The Early...

MARVELOUS MACKIE

Even if his name doesn't immediately ring any bells, chances are you're familiar with designer Bob Mackie's clothes. Remember the Carol Burnett parody of "Gone with the Wind" in which...

STOLEN BOND FLICK IN WEB OF INTRIGUE

The hot new James Bond movie is still 10 days from hitting theaters - but it's already available on the Web for free. Investigators say Internet bootleggers got a hold...

HIS 'TEMPER' IS DRIVING LEFTIES MAD

GARGANTUAN guts, an infinite tolerance for pain and an inexplicable determination borne of a mysterious place within the soul. That, in the end, is what it takes to be a...

CARDINAL: PRAY FOR POPE'S SAFETY

John Cardinal O'Connor yesterday called on Catholic New Yorkers to pray for Pope John Paul II during the pontiff's controversial visit to India - where Hindu activists have rallied against...

TOP STARS DROOLED OVER SEXY CALLER

A female phone freak flirted with dozens of celebrities in intimate calls over 15 years - including Billy Joel, who was so smitten, he sent her a diamond-studded Rolex. Others...

PRINCE WILL HAVE FAT CATS OVER FOR TEE

Prince Andrew plans to rent himself out as a golf partner to rich tycoons. He will offer businessmen the chance to play golf with him on the royal course at...

MODEL HAS PAUL IN THRALL - BEATLE CAN'T LET BLONDE BE

Paul McCartney is playing "Love Me Do" with a gorgeous, one-legged ex-model young enough to be his daughter, it was reported yesterday. The 58-year-old Beatle - who lost his wife,...

31-RACE VET DASHES OFF A TUNE WITH A BAND ON THE RUN

EVEN if you have never run to the corner store for a quart of milk, you'll enjoy the tale of Louie Archambeau. His is one of those New York stories....

GORE'S ALPHA GAL: I KEEP SEX OUT OF IT

WASHINGTON - Feminist author and political consultant Naomi Wolf said yesterday she won't talk about teenage masturbation or other dicey subjects with Vice President Al Gore. Wolf, intent on downplaying...

CARS SOLD HERE TO GET LESS ROOM TO FUME

Deadly car pollution will be cut in half now that New York is moving to adopt California's stringent emission standards, Gov. Pataki says. "Kids with asthma, the elderly with respiratory...

HERO DOORMAN CAN'T SPEAK

The hero doorman critically injured as he ran through a smoke-filled stairwell to warn residents of a fire in a Chelsea co-op is so badly burned that he still cannot...

DEMS PLOT SENATE TAKEOVER; EXCLUSIVE

EMBOLDENED by their stunning capture of the Nassau County Legislature, state Democrats plan an all-out effort next year to win control of the GOP-dominated state Senate. "The political landscape in...

COUNCIL WILL TEST SAFIR ON KIDS' SAFETY

Reports of student-on-student sex attacks - even after last year's NYPD takeover of school security - has one city councilman vowing to quiz Police Commissioner Howard Safir later this month....

PETS CAN REDUCE BLOOD PRESSURE: DOCS

Here's another reason why dog is man's best friend. New York researchers have discovered that the companionship of a cuddly canine - or a fluffy feline - can drastically reduce...

GIRL'S RUSE HELPS CATCH 'DWI' DAD

A "very smart" 12-year-old Long Island girl pretended to be carsick, then ran out of her father's car yesterday morning and summoned police because he was driving drunk, cops say....

SCHOOL'S OPEN, BUT PARENTS FEAR LEAD

A Bronx elementary school with lead contamination in its air ducts is expected to reopen tomorrow - but angry parents fear going to the school will still prove dangerous to...

BOEING IS STILL SEARCHING FOR FLT. 800 BOMB

Boeing says it is still pursuing theories that a missile or bomb downed TWA Flight 800 - even though the FBI and other federal investigators have ruled out terrorism in...

'98 ALSO-RANS ARE 1999'S WINNERS - FROM 2ND TO 1ST IN MARATHON

Last year's runners-up became the new leaders of the pack yesterday as Joseph Chebet of Kenya and Adriana Fernandez of Mexico raced away with top honors at the New York...

THE DISHONOR ROLL: LIST CITES THE VERY WORST OF THE WORST

These school cafeterias with the highest number of health violations in the city, according to the most recently available Health Department inspection reports: * MS 319 - 120 E. 184th...

. . . AND IN CASE ALL THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU SICK

Here are some other stomach-turning violations found during recent city school health inspections: * An open, uncapped sewer line emerging from the floor near food at PS 132 in Greenpoint,...

SCHOOLKIDS EAT AMID VERMIN - PUBLIC SCHOOLS ARE PLAGUED BY VERMIN AND FILTH

Every day, parents send more than 1 million children to our public schools - entrusting their care to teachers, administrators, bus drivers and others. But are our youngsters safe? Many...

NEW ROBOT IS ON WAY TO HELP NAVY FIND BLACK BOXES

NEWPORT, R.I. - Navy ships head to the crash site of EgyptAir Flight 990 today with a sturdier underwater robot to speed their frustrating efforts to recover the plane's black...

L.I. STUDENTS TO PICKET ALLEGED NAZI

Kids from a Long Island Jewish high school plan to picket the Rockland County home of an accused Nazi death-camp soldier who is now fighting deportation. Michael Gruber, 84, who...

'NAZI' JOGGER: I'M OFF TO MEET APPLE JEWS

Hours after finishing the New York City Marathon, accused neo-Nazi Joerg Haider said he was ready for a new challenge - meeting New York's Jewish leaders. "It's a beautiful thing,"...

MICROSOFT IN FOR HARD DAY ON WALL STREET

Wall Street expects Microsoft shares to plunge today as traders and Main Street investors react to a federal judge's finding that the software giant is a monopoly. Bill Epifanio, an...

BROTHER QUIZZED IN DEATH OF TOT STUFFED IN CLOSET

The older brother of a 3-year-old Brooklyn girl allegedly slain by their mother 20 years ago may have been forced to help hide the tot's body in a closet, officials...

JOHNNY DEPP: LIFE IN U.S. IS JUST TOO RISKY

Bad-boy film star Johnny Depp doesn't want to live in America anymore - because, he says, it's not safe. "It's about to implode and I'm scared," Depp told the London...

GUNMAN WOUNDS TWO, KILLS SELF

A Queens man last night opened fire on a couple, critically injuring one of them, and then killed himself, cops said. The violence erupted at 147-20 Barclay Ave. in Flushing...

CLASSES 'BUGGED' AT MS 321

Cockroaches skittering around a Bronx junior high school are so rampant, kids say, that a teacher started giving students "extra credit" for killing the repulsive pests. "If we stomped on...

1961 'TURTLE' FILM IS FINALLY OUT OF ITS SHELL

Jim Hubbard is ecstatic to see his documentary film hit the silver screen this week - after 38 years in the making. Now, that may seem like a long time,...

VIAGRA FALLS SHORT IN TESTS ON WOMEN

Viagra may work hard and fast for impotent men, but women using it shouldn't expect miracles, a consultant for the drug giant Pfizer says. Dr. Raymond Rosen says that in...

BOMB ROCKS ATHENS AS BILL'S VISIT NEARS

Bullets and a bomb rocked Athens yesterday - just a week before President Clinton is set to visit the Greek capital. It's the fifth attack possibly linked to the president's...

COPS GRILL BROTHER IN CLOSET-TOT SLAY - HE MAY HAVE BEEN FORCED TO HIDE HER

The older brother of a 3-year-old Brooklyn girl allegedly slain by their mother 20 years ago may have been forced to help hide the tiny tot's body in a closet,...

FIGHT OF THE CENTURY

No. 5: MARCH 8, 1971: ALI-FRAZIER I AT THE GARDEN Tex Rickard, the greatest fight promoter of boxing's Golden Age, had a stock saying that he would pull out for...

CLOCK TICKING ON LAWRENCE

BUFFALO - It was only a few days into training camp when Islanders general manager Mike Milbury said he hoped this could be a breakout season for Mark Lawrence. After...

BATTERED BAFFERT: NOW I KNOW HOW BRAVES FELT

HALLANDALE, Fla. - Trainer Bob Baffert, who tossed goose eggs with eight Breeders' Cup starters (four of them favorites) Saturday, had more bad luck at Gulfstream Park yesterday when his...

MEXICO'S FERNANDEZ IS AHEAD OF HER TIME

Since Adriana Fernandez thinks a boyfriend would be a "distraction" at this time in her surging career, the 28-year-old's favorite hobby back home in Mexico City is watching movies. Her...

GREEN-TO-DODGERS JUST ABOUT DONE; DODGERS CLOSING IN ON GREEN

DANA POINT, Calif - Usually when it comes to the Green stuff, the Yankees always win out. But because Shawn Green wants to play closer to his Southern California roots...

EX-CHAMP KAGWE TAKES HIGH ROAD

MARATHON NOTES John Kagwe sprinted dramatically down the hallway, leaped up the podium steps and proceeded to put on a one-man comedy show during his post-race press conference. The two-time...

CHIEFS HOOK SHARKS

Canarsie 20 - S. Bay19 The play, the final play, that had Sheepshead Bay and Canarsie players in tears is called "Joker Scissors." It is a crossing pattern and it...

VAN GUNDY TOSSES BOUQUET TO ERNIE

Knicks coach Jeff Van Gundy is not planning on smoking a peace pipe with Ernie Grunfeld tonight in the Garden hallways. They haven't spoken once since Grunfeld's beheading last March...

OH, WHAT A RELIEF - JETS END SLIDE WITH SO-SO WIN

Jets 12 - Cardinals 7 No champagne was sprayed. There were no Gatorade showers, no primal screams of joy, no raised index fingers. Instead, there were a handful of low-key...

THE LADY IS A CHAMP - SOARING SOFTLY DESERVES TO BE HORSE OF YEAR

HALLANDALE, Fla. - Can a filly who never faced the boys and raced only on grass be Horse of the Year? Why not? New York's own Soaring Softly, the popular...

BACK SPASMS LEAVE LJ DAY-TO-DAY

KNICK NOTES Back spasms have left Larry Johnson listed as "day-to-day" and it is very possible he'll miss at least tonight's Garden game vs. the Bucks. But the bigger querstion...

BILLS HANG GIANT LOSS ON SKINS' D

Bills 34 Redskins 17 RALJON, Md. - The Giants took over a share of first place in the NFC East yesterday, and didn't even have to lift a finger to...

MARTIN CARRIED PAYTON MEMORIES INTO GAME

JET NOTES Curtis Martin hadn't mentioned anything during the week. Maybe no one asked him. But his admiration for Walter Payton was strong, and Payton, who died far too young...

EVERYONE WANTS PICE OF GILLICK

HOT STOVE NOTES DANA POINT, Calif. - The Pat Gillick Listening Tour is in full swing. The Seattle GM is the most focused upon figure at these GM meetings because...

HEY, JEFF, LIGHTEN UP!

Van Gundy is asking for a case of tune-out to kick in well before his own burn-out.THE gym rat from the Division III school who climbed the ladder with tireless...

FRIARS HEED WAKE-UP CALL

St.Anthony's 28 - MSM 11 A week ago, Mount St. Michael took a surprising 12-0 lead into the half against St. Anthony's. The Friars roared back to win, but the...

NASHUA GOES TO 'MARKET'

Mass Market took the lead on the turn and drew away to win the Grade 3 Nashua Stakes by 43/4 lengths over Polish Miner yesterday at Aqueduct. Parade Leader finished...

BARRAGE OF BOMBS SHAKES UP GULF WAR

HALLANDALE, Fla. - Among the lame, the impoverished and the wounded who walked out of Gulfstream Park after the Breeders' Cup's record-busting betting binge, none bled more than the professional...

JUICED NETS GET 1ST WIN

There was movement in the offense, passion in the defense, points on the board, a pulse in the crowd. And finally for the Nets, there was a victory in the...

GLORY BE! RANGERS WIN!

Rangers 3 - Blackhawks 1 CHICAGO - Just as they say, On Any Given Sunday ... On Any Given Sunday, even the Rangers can win a hockey game, proving so...

DOLPHIN QB HEIR OUTPLAYS MCNAIR

MIAMI - He fell through the cracks of the NFL's crack scouting services and right into Jimmy Johnson's lap. In a league starving for good, young quarterbacks, Damon Huard, the...

GRUNFELD BUCKLES DOWN - EX-KNICK GM RELISHES NEW CHALLENGE IN MILWAUKEE

ST. FRANCIS, Wis. - Beautiful Lake Michigan is part of his everyday view now, not the magnificent New York skyline. After 18 years, Ernie Grunfeld has had to change his...

HATCHER TOLD TO TAKE A SEAT - BLUELINER BENCHED VS. B'HAWKS

CHICAGO - Here on Saturday, John Muckler and his coaching staff called a meeting of the Rangers to order. And then he played the video from the previous night's 4-1...

BIG GHEORGHE ACCEPTS SLAP FROM COACH

Gheorghe Muresan started the second quarter for the Nets against Toronto the other night. His first move was to get burned inside defensively. Next, on the offensive side, he gave...

BOXING'S 'SAVIORS' NO HELP

THE HOPELESSNESS that is boxing is such that the reformers are only marginally more trustworthy than the plunderers. Heck, some of the reformers are the plunderers. In fact, Don King...