So You Went With McLovin?

The N.C. DMV will begin issuing new driver licenses and other IDs with increased heft. According to a press release, the 100-percent polycarbonate cards will personalized with laser engraving, have raised patterns and letters and, specifically, “when dropped onto a tabletop, it will make a unique metallic sound.” Getting carded just got way more exciting.

“Our new licenses and IDs will be among the most secure identifying documents in the world,” NC DMV Commissioner Wayne Goodwin flexed. So uh, we guess you can’t try to be an Irish R&B singer anymore. They don’t just let you pick any name you want.