[Intro]
Reluctantly crouched at the starting line

[Verse]
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocations
Who is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

[Chorus]
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket (I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh)

[Outro]
I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh