[Refrain]
You think you've got it all worked out
But you don't know nothing, nothing, nothing!
You think that you can rub me out
But I'm made of something, something, something!

[Chorus]
I can teach you a thing or two
Yeah, uh, yeah, uh
I can teach you a thing or two
Yeah, uh, yeah, uh
I can teach you a thing or two
Yeah, uh, yeah, uh
I can teach you a thing or two

[Verse 1]
Raw, dirty, hot track
Push it in and pull it back
Am I glamourpussin' it?
See if you can top that
Come into the new wave
Body rock a new way
More than just a new craze
I'll show you who's rock 'n' roll!

[Chorus]
I can teach you a thing or two
Yeah, uh, yeah, uh
I can teach you a thing or two
Yeah, uh, yeah, uh
I can teach you a thing or two
Yeah, uh, yeah, uh
I can teach you a thing or two
Yeah, uh, yeah, uh

[Post-Chorus]
Yeah, uh, yeah, uh
Yeah, uh, yeah, uh
Yeah, uh, yeah, uh
Yeah, uh, yeah, uh

[Refrain]
You think you've got it all worked out
But you don't know nothing, nothing, nothing!
You think that you can rub me out
But I'm made of something, something, something!

[Chorus]
I can teach you a thing or two
Yeah, uh, yeah, uh
I can teach you a thing or two
Yeah, uh, yeah, uh
I can teach you a thing or two
Yeah, uh, yeah, uh
I can teach you a thing or two