'Sons of Anarchy' stars explain the entire show in 30 seconds

Sons of Anarchy has enjoyed a nice seven-year run of biker politics, Oedipal weirdness, and trolling of weak-stomached fans, but all that ends next Tuesday, December 9th, with the show’s presumably uplifting finale. To commemorate the occasion, we challenged three original castmembers—Katey Sagal, Theo Rossi, and Kim Coates—to explain everything that happened over the course of the series.

They had varying degrees of success.

If you’re still hungry for high-speed summarization after watching the compilation above, here are each of the actors’ individual efforts.

The Sons finale will air next Tuesday at 10pm on FX.

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