Nomi Malone, not Elizabeth Berkley, should join 'The L Word.' There's a difference.

Yes, EW.com’s Michael Ausiello already broke the news about Elizabeth Berkley’s upcoming guest role on The L Word. Sadly, that report was incomplete, as it did not include the following, utterly timeless clip from Showgirls. (Less-safe-for-work alternative, here!)

PopWatch officially proposes that Berkley approach her L Word role (a love interest for Jennifer Beals’ Bette) as Nomi Malone. The Planet and its gaggle of effortlessly stylish lesbians willhave no choice but to embrace Nomi’s metallic animal-print jackets and three inches of eyeliner withextra tongue.

When asked to comment on our suggestion, Nomi Malone replied, “It doesn’t suck.”