'Dancing With the Stars': Maksim explains why a woman can't win

Our favorite Russian hunka lovin’ Maksim Chmerkovskiy claims a woman won’t win Dancing With the Stars because women don’t vote for other women. Hey now! Is he full of it? He has a point, but I maintain that Kristi Yamaguchi’s got a decent shot. Have you seen that girl spin?

After the jump, it’s Maks on Mel. LITERALLY!

Okay, not literally. But kind of, considering the details of his brutal lesson plan for teaching Mel how to do both right and left splits. Owwwww. And if you didn’t catch it yesterday, here’s Maks on why he’s not doing season 6. By the way, I can’t believe these videos are real. Maks is always hovering around my cube in spirit, but in real, live, black velvet-coated flesh? GET OUT!