Prowling for hot babes with The CW

Attention, pervs: Want to spend two days in the company of attractive, scantily clad, desperate fame-seeking young women? Come to New York and hang out this weekend at the Park Central Hotel, where fledgling network The CW will be holding open-call auditions for its most babelicious reality shows: the forthcoming series The Search for the Next Pussycat Doll all day Friday, and America’s Next Top Model on Saturday. (Imagine the hilarity and confusion for those gals who arrive on the wrong day. After all, the aspiring Pussycat Dolls will be asked to strut around in lingerie as cheesy dance tracks play in the background, while the aspiring Top Models… uh, never mind.) If you’re not sure where the hotel is located, just look for one of those horrid green CW posters that says ”Free To Be Hungry.”