BALLISTIC: ECKS VS. SEVER

Directed by Kaos (not Get Smart’s evil organization, but a nom de film for Thai tyro Wych Kaosayananda), the cacophonous Ballistic pits Antonio Banderas against his toughest adversary yet… would you believe, Lucy Liu? Kaos was apparently aiming for a coolly stylized, straight-faced take on ”Spy vs. Spy.” As Maxwell Smart used to say, ”Missed it by that much.”